No.1644728
after foreplay the clit is all that matters
next thread
No.1644756
ok and?
No.1644779
>>1644728Then what's the point of penetration and the mythic G-spot?
No.1644780
it's all about getting her to piss on your face.
No.1644833
>>1644728breddy much your hands will get the job done better unless you have gnarly blue collar hands
>>1644779the clitoral hood runs along the majority of the vagina
it's easier to think of it as an inverted benis rather than a love-button
>G-spotdoesn't exist
it's just the location where the clitoral hood and female prostate are closest to each other so both get stimulated simultaneously
No.1644848
ask yer mum
No.1644850
>>1644833>doesn't exist >here's where it iswew
No.1644896
>>1644779>mythic G-spot?thats the part that itches but they cant scratch cuz G_D had a laffr and gave em all hands that were too small to reach. funny guy
No.1644898
>>1644850dumb women and even dumber men describe it as a "cluster of nerves" when it doesn't even exist and there's no scientific backing for it existing
then they make the girl piss herself looking for it because of the proximity of the female organs and go "oh it's duh gee-spot"
it's like saying "the male G-spot" about your prostate there is no G-spot you're just diddling your asshole to get off
No.1644916
>>1644721What if my girlfriend has a feminine penis ?
No.1644920
>>1644898no you're just being a hair splitting self-contradictory autist. it's a spot that's extra sensitive, like the prostate, and people call it a g spot. that's all it is but you're a faggot so ofc it has to be an issue so you can arbitrarily look down on others right?
No.1644927
actually that's a really funny way to fuck with people now that i think about it. gates aren't real, you're looking for the outside swingy plank over there
No.1644928
>>1644920>arbitrarythere's nothing arbitrary about the distinction when the people pushing the myth of the g-spot are the same ones pushing lies about the hymen not being real, trying to change the word pedo to MAP, and crying that bugchasing is illegal
it's demonic lingo meant to pull you into sexual slavery to fishy pussy and venereal disease my dude
No.1644943
>>1644928not reading, not arguing anymore, arbitrary fag. wait fags don't exist, just people who put dicks in their asses and get extreme pleasure from that and being autistic nitpicks online
No.1644949
eyes don't exist, you just have fleshy orbs that receive images for your brain (i'm sorry i mean the gray matter full of electrical signals that pilots your body) to interpret
No.1644952
>>1644951vaginas aren't real, there are only fleshy damp orifices leading to the uterus, which also isn't real. at all, uteri are made up entirely, babies come from magic pearls hidden deep within women. women aren't real either btw, they're walking talking clams that shed babby pearls that grow up into people
No.1644961
>>1644951looks like a pretty boring tv show
No.1644966
Really pissed off the vagina in the room with that one lmao
No.1644968
>>1644966>sage fag projects his angernot surprising. learn to take a joke, or are you too autistic for that?
No.1644969
>>1644961It was fun, well except for that one episode.
No.1644971
wait sorry, autism isn't real, you just have an utter inability to properly perceive social interactions and get upset at jests
No.1644980
>>1644971i actually believe this tbh
lik theres actual spergs, w the bergers, and their brains do str8 work different. but in terms of "being an autist" lik its used nowadays, its just retards who grew up in a world where everyones afraid of social interaction
or more accurately, afraid of messing up in said social interaction and getting made fun of on social media for it after some other fag records it so they try to avoid it as much as they can, and as a result are just awkward weirdos from lack of practice
No.1644983
>>1644980yah i agree but i'm still gonna throw it around at buzzkills that take shit too seriously
No.1644995
>>1644968lol you're still seething over that huh?
No.1645028
>>1645014the sagefag webring tourist. someone made him mad when he popped in a couple months ago and now he's got an autistic vendetta against the whole board i guess
No.1645037
>>1645028imagine caring enough to check if the email field is filled or not
imagine going on a multi-post tirade about how not-mad you are that the G-spot doesn't exist and then blaming a scapegoat boogieman for why you are an unfun autist ruining everyone's good time
lol shut up autistbtw squirting doesn't exist either it's just piss play/prostate discharge
No.1645050
>sex ed according to webring incels
vary intradasting read
look, its simple af and you dont need to be no fuckin scientist to figure it out.
the whole thang is rigged up so it feels gud, cuz otherwise the species goes extinct cuz sheem, "not in the mood tonight, sry bby". so if your benin isnt smol af, you get to reach spots that basically never get touched. as a result its raly sensitive.
same shit as if you have a foreskin: ur head doesnt get touched directly as much, so its much more sensitive
just aim for somewhere behind the belly button-ish area, and hammer away once ya get em primed. they fuckin lose it and start screaming and moaning lik whorbs. every time. and even if you do have smol benin just try a diff angle, or only bang short grils idk
No.1645051
those smug reaction pics don't fool anyone, you're very clearly angry over some dumb shit, tourist
No.1645052
like you went and said g spots don't exist, and in the same post said it's just an extra sensitive spot. you blatantly contradicted yourself and someone joked about it, move on instead of being a dramatic bitch about it ffs
No.1645055
>>1645052heem just arguing semantics cuz heem some lonely incel faggot that cant not bitch
its def there, regardless of what the fuckin
scientists say or dont say
you fill grils w cock and then they start making funny noises. cause and effect
its simple af. just dont overthink it
No.1645056
>>1645052wait do you think im
>>1645050 him or something?
holy fuck you newfags are stupid
and here i was trying to help you poor fags out
No.1645060
>>1645056no retard i'm clearly talking about
>>1644833 nonreading retard. that post said the spot doesn't exist and then immediately described a spot that would be extra sensitive. almost like a g spot or something
>trying to help>muh newfagslel ok tourist, you contradicted yourself and got mad get over it and stop being a buzzkill faggot no one here wants to walk on eggshells over everything for fear of setting off some uppity sperg
No.1645072
>>1645060lel yah that was my fault i didnt realize this thread was so long i thought it had lik 5 posts still
but uh yah you guys def DO need help
chicks arent that complicated. motherfuckers out here trying to use based logic and reason to prove/disprove why benis in bagina feels good/doesnt.
dont think about it too much. unless theyre some completely blown out whorb and/or your cock is lik 3ins hard, it rly dont matter. and if theyre some entitled broad just laying there lik a dead fish, whatever, you still get your nut so bust one and gtfo and find someone whos not a lazy bitch
No.1645080
>>1645072even if you've got a microdick you can just stick your middle two fingers in her up to the second joints curl the tips upwards and just shake your hand like a vibrator it makes them cum every time.
it's a feel gud spot, idk why calling it a g spot specifically was an issue, all it is is a label. people have been gettin into slapfights here over some real dumb shit lately some of you need breaks or something
No.1645168
why'd you want to eat girls out? i'm not a cannibal or nothin ya know
No.1645171
>>1645168He meant, “take grils out to eat”
No.1645174
>>1645168cannibalism doesn't exist, you're just eating your own species is all
No.1657256
budys i have first date tonight
what do i do
No.1657264
>>1657256put a pair of long socks in your underwear
let that bitch be afraid of it
No.1657271
>>1657256calm down first dates don't exist anyway it's just an initial meetup of a tentatively romantic nature
No.1657272
>>1657256legit advice? dont be afraid to be slightly annoyed or uninterested at times
you're not there to impress her sheem gotta impress you
No.1657274
>>1657256show bob an vegan
No.1657292
>>1657256open bob and give the needful
No.1657335
>>1657324tell her you love her
No.1657346
>>1657324When you do da needful post pics
No.1657348
>>1657324make sure to only eat her out. it's the only way she'll respect you.
No.1657351
>>1644833OK! Now, I understand
ERROR POSTING
No.1657403
>>1657351that dude has some nice tits
No.1657423
>>1657324vary nice budy gl
No.1657440
>>1657324dont forget to show her your weeb fagporn folder
its customary on the second date
No.1657566
>>1657351i made a fat old bitch do that once and i still mentally retch every time i think about it
THE TURD WAS SOLID BLACK TOO SHE HAD FUCKIN CANCER AND I'D JUST HAD MY FUCKIN MOUTH AND HANDS IN HER CROTCH I ALMOST ATE CANCER SHIT AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH No.1657570
>>1657566>fucking a fat old bitchwhy, bro.
No.1657572
wait cancer makes ur poo solid black?
No.1657583
>>1657572niggers are literally cancer, so yes
No.1657606
>>1657570iunno prolly severe mental issues
>>1657572black turds can mean you have bleeding somewhere in your small intestine which is a sign of cancer tho she could've just been taking iron supplements bc anemia or whatever not like i stuck around to ask it was truly nasty either way
No.1657654
>>1657570it's a mandatory /sp/ humiliation ritual
No.1657656
>>1657606idk that sounds like a guuuuuuuuud notch to put on the bedpost
No.1657721
>>1645028tbh harassing image boards with a clashing culture is sportschan tradition
No.1657872
>>1657721been a while since we did that
No.1659607
>>1659603>cant do itgud fuk that whorb no need for sum dumb bitch clouding the spartmans path with inconsequential whorbery
No.1659609
>>1659608>what does it even mean"no"
No.1659681
>>1659603Anon, you are plan B or C or D hell maybe plan Z.
The moment Plan A finds a better female, she will call you desperate, because her eggs are drying up.
No.1659687
>>1659603>she just wants to be friendsEither she actually wants to be friends
unlikely, or she wants to string you along like other betas simping for women or she it is a w of saying drop all contact. Not worth it, especially if you liked her, good that you told her no.
Good luck next time /sp/ro
No.1659693
>>1659603she was only in it for the free good times she didn't really wanna just be frens. Men and women can be associates/colleagues but frenship is impossible if there is seggshual tension
No.1659813
>>1659603Guessing you already know this
http://edramatica.com/The_Comprehensive_Guide_To_Life there’s plenty of fish in the sea. Better to stand by your feels/morals/w/e you want to call it, than essentially sell out.
No.1659822
so he's been gone forever now but i guess dorkster got married
No.1659829
>>1659813>If you're going to kill yourself, do it now. Please.damn that sounds kinda convincing ngl
No.1659833
>>1659822whos the autist in the spusic thread then? impressive tism
No.1659900
hat wamen
No.1659951
>>1659890That’s what I meant, thx famalam
No.1659963
>>1659946they are all grannys now :(
No.1660017
>>1659946they kinda look like they do porn tbh
No.1660130
>>1660017There's a webm where one of them got fuk'd by a dog
No.1660132
>>1660130I remember pretty much everything that could be found regarding these 3 whorbs was posted when this song was originally posted here
No.1662879
should clarify it's with a diff girl
No.1662886
>>1662877good luck, hope she FUCKS
No.1662914
>>1662877meny blessings to your general direction budy 🙌 🙏
hopr she gets knocked up ⬆️
No.1662940
>>1662877what 5m server is this?
No.1662946
>>1662877I know the ending but good luck regardless, spro.
No.1662955
>>1662946tell me how it ends then
No.1662957
>>1662955you leave >us behind and live happily, gl /sp/ro
No.1662971
>>1662877gud digits gud post ofs meny fortun yu way with grils
No.1664501
>>1664426are you good looking?
No.1664540
>>1664501i like to think i am. not fat, some (but not a lot of) muscle, still have all my hair, no deformities, the basics
No.1664550
>>1664426send her a meme if she replies your good
No.1664656
>>1664501not him but my mom says i am
im black btw
No.1664700
>>1664656Cool story bro, can you translate it into English for me?
No.1664710
>>1664566these are bad images
No.1664723
>>1664713this nigga make all this noise but you know his farts aint even register a single decibel
No.1664727
>>1664725do it spartman who tf cares fuck what the poltards say
No.1664729
>>1664727the fact she's a nurse is the more concerning part tbh
nurses r psycho
No.1664730
>>1664729oh yeah missed that, nvm run away
No.1664736
>>1664725go back with severe constipation and make her give you an enema
No.1664742
>>1664715kinda wonder where xhe is these days
No.1664743
>>1664725>Genuinely feminine and smelled nice<She's blackhow does that even work? truly you were hallucinating or something
No.1664783
>>1664727stop trying to give /sp/ro herpes
No.1664789
>>1664725>shortstacknext time just tell us she's fat
>blackobese
No.1664797
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>>1664725Oildrilling is the thinking man's fetish
No.1664801
>>1664743probly means she was so slathered up in cocoabutter that it covered up the smell of rancid oil in the niggerwool atop her lower than average cranial capacity head
No.1664804
>>1664802niggers are so animal like its ridiculous
gotta get one of those heavily mulatto ones with white features but swarthy skin before they start lookin good
No.1664808
>>1664804tbf all the ones posted so far are aging and womyn already age like milk to begin with
ur not wrong tho gud looking full niggers are exceedingly rare and the ones that are are usually nubian or sometimes ethiopian, most likely bc there's a
long history of people in that region mixing with yuros. everything subsaharan is just a straight up monkr that shouldn't even be considered the same species as humans tho
No.1664810
>>1664808wait ethiopia is subsaharan, but everything else is definitely shit
No.1664833
>>1664808Khoisan look p gud in SA but then they also have intermixed p heavy with the Dutch/Aussies/Indians really if they have caucus or SEA genes they tend to look good but kinda monkey like without em.
No.1664873
>>1664871mauritania still has slavery, it's illegal but everyone still sells em
No.1664887
>>1664873nigger is too lazy and useless I want a replacement nigger or a refund DO NOT TRANSFER ME TO CUSTOMER SERVICE IN INDIA
No.1664890
>>1664871libya still doing them open air slave auctions?
No.1664901
>>1664871why would you want one tbh ?
only thing i would buy is a one way back to africa
No.1665844
>>1664802>be LUCA$H>be fat>be rich>be fatly rich>just need to get /fit/ despite age to build a harem>…>can't tank criticism of prequels>sell IP for 4 billions>be more rich>…>settle on fugly sheboonCRIMINAL
No.1665879
>>1665844he prolly couldnt find a why woman or even an azn that could tolerate his level of autism. sheboons will let the males in their lives do a p ridiculous amount of sperg shit as long as they provide enough lawrys flavored cornstarch and kfc for them
No.1665913
>>1665844prolly the best he could find that wouldn't ask questions about guys night out with diddy and jeffrey