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 No.1644721[Last 50 Posts]

how

 No.1644728

after foreplay the clit is all that matters
next thread

 No.1644756

ok and?

 No.1644779

>>1644728
Then what's the point of penetration and the mythic G-spot?

 No.1644780

it's all about getting her to piss on your face.

 No.1644833

>>1644728
breddy much your hands will get the job done better unless you have gnarly blue collar hands

>>1644779
the clitoral hood runs along the majority of the vagina
it's easier to think of it as an inverted benis rather than a love-button
>G-spot
doesn't exist
it's just the location where the clitoral hood and female prostate are closest to each other so both get stimulated simultaneously

 No.1644848

ask yer mum

 No.1644850

>>1644833
>doesn't exist
>here's where it is
wew

 No.1644896

>>1644779
>mythic G-spot?
thats the part that itches but they cant scratch cuz G_D had a laffr and gave em all hands that were too small to reach. funny guy

 No.1644898

>>1644850
dumb women and even dumber men describe it as a "cluster of nerves" when it doesn't even exist and there's no scientific backing for it existing
then they make the girl piss herself looking for it because of the proximity of the female organs and go "oh it's duh gee-spot"


it's like saying "the male G-spot" about your prostate there is no G-spot you're just diddling your asshole to get off

 No.1644916

>>1644721
What if my girlfriend has a feminine penis ?

 No.1644920

>>1644898
no you're just being a hair splitting self-contradictory autist. it's a spot that's extra sensitive, like the prostate, and people call it a g spot. that's all it is but you're a faggot so ofc it has to be an issue so you can arbitrarily look down on others right?

 No.1644927

actually that's a really funny way to fuck with people now that i think about it. gates aren't real, you're looking for the outside swingy plank over there

 No.1644928

>>1644920
>arbitrary
there's nothing arbitrary about the distinction when the people pushing the myth of the g-spot are the same ones pushing lies about the hymen not being real, trying to change the word pedo to MAP, and crying that bugchasing is illegal
it's demonic lingo meant to pull you into sexual slavery to fishy pussy and venereal disease my dude

 No.1644943

>>1644928
not reading, not arguing anymore, arbitrary fag. wait fags don't exist, just people who put dicks in their asses and get extreme pleasure from that and being autistic nitpicks online

 No.1644949

eyes don't exist, you just have fleshy orbs that receive images for your brain (i'm sorry i mean the gray matter full of electrical signals that pilots your body) to interpret

 No.1644951

File: 1724630790737.mp4 (2.48 MB, 640x352, 20:11, sg1 vagina.mp4)

can we go back to talking about vaginas

 No.1644952

>>1644951
vaginas aren't real, there are only fleshy damp orifices leading to the uterus, which also isn't real. at all, uteri are made up entirely, babies come from magic pearls hidden deep within women. women aren't real either btw, they're walking talking clams that shed babby pearls that grow up into people

 No.1644961

>>1644951
looks like a pretty boring tv show

 No.1644966

Really pissed off the vagina in the room with that one lmao

 No.1644968

>>1644966
>sage fag projects his anger
not surprising. learn to take a joke, or are you too autistic for that?

 No.1644969

>>1644961
It was fun, well except for that one episode.

 No.1644971

wait sorry, autism isn't real, you just have an utter inability to properly perceive social interactions and get upset at jests

 No.1644980

>>1644971
i actually believe this tbh
lik theres actual spergs, w the bergers, and their brains do str8 work different. but in terms of "being an autist" lik its used nowadays, its just retards who grew up in a world where everyones afraid of social interaction or more accurately, afraid of messing up in said social interaction and getting made fun of on social media for it after some other fag records it so they try to avoid it as much as they can, and as a result are just awkward weirdos from lack of practice

 No.1644983

>>1644980
yah i agree but i'm still gonna throw it around at buzzkills that take shit too seriously

 No.1644995

>>1644968
lol you're still seething over that huh?

 No.1645014

File: 1724659880518.png (9.93 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

Why does every thread i post end up turning into autistic debates

 No.1645028

>>1645014
the sagefag webring tourist. someone made him mad when he popped in a couple months ago and now he's got an autistic vendetta against the whole board i guess

 No.1645033

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>>1645014
something about being a master baiter

 No.1645037

>>1645028
imagine caring enough to check if the email field is filled or not
imagine going on a multi-post tirade about how not-mad you are that the G-spot doesn't exist and then blaming a scapegoat boogieman for why you are an unfun autist ruining everyone's good time
lol shut up autist

btw squirting doesn't exist either it's just piss play/prostate discharge

 No.1645038

File: 1724672480335.png (1.05 MB, 2338x2338, 1:1, shrugs.png)

>>1645014
error post

 No.1645046

File: 1724675286384.png (557.49 KB, 251x567, 251:567, what are you stupid.png)

You know for a niggertranny meido who like to spew fire and name the Jew, you sure can't take the heat without your moderation tools.
You have no power here, /kohi/nigger.

 No.1645050

>sex ed according to webring incels
vary intradasting read

look, its simple af and you dont need to be no fuckin scientist to figure it out.
the whole thang is rigged up so it feels gud, cuz otherwise the species goes extinct cuz sheem, "not in the mood tonight, sry bby". so if your benin isnt smol af, you get to reach spots that basically never get touched. as a result its raly sensitive.
same shit as if you have a foreskin: ur head doesnt get touched directly as much, so its much more sensitive

just aim for somewhere behind the belly button-ish area, and hammer away once ya get em primed. they fuckin lose it and start screaming and moaning lik whorbs. every time. and even if you do have smol benin just try a diff angle, or only bang short grils idk

 No.1645051

those smug reaction pics don't fool anyone, you're very clearly angry over some dumb shit, tourist

 No.1645052

like you went and said g spots don't exist, and in the same post said it's just an extra sensitive spot. you blatantly contradicted yourself and someone joked about it, move on instead of being a dramatic bitch about it ffs

 No.1645055

>>1645052
heem just arguing semantics cuz heem some lonely incel faggot that cant not bitch
its def there, regardless of what the fuckin scientists say or dont say
you fill grils w cock and then they start making funny noises. cause and effect
its simple af. just dont overthink it

 No.1645056

>>1645052
wait do you think im >>1645050 him or something?
holy fuck you newfags are stupid
and here i was trying to help you poor fags out

 No.1645060

>>1645056
no retard i'm clearly talking about >>1644833 nonreading retard. that post said the spot doesn't exist and then immediately described a spot that would be extra sensitive. almost like a g spot or something
>trying to help
>muh newfags
lel ok tourist, you contradicted yourself and got mad get over it and stop being a buzzkill faggot no one here wants to walk on eggshells over everything for fear of setting off some uppity sperg

 No.1645072

>>1645060
lel yah that was my fault i didnt realize this thread was so long i thought it had lik 5 posts still
but uh yah you guys def DO need help
chicks arent that complicated. motherfuckers out here trying to use based logic and reason to prove/disprove why benis in bagina feels good/doesnt.

dont think about it too much. unless theyre some completely blown out whorb and/or your cock is lik 3ins hard, it rly dont matter. and if theyre some entitled broad just laying there lik a dead fish, whatever, you still get your nut so bust one and gtfo and find someone whos not a lazy bitch

 No.1645080

>>1645072
even if you've got a microdick you can just stick your middle two fingers in her up to the second joints curl the tips upwards and just shake your hand like a vibrator it makes them cum every time.
it's a feel gud spot, idk why calling it a g spot specifically was an issue, all it is is a label. people have been gettin into slapfights here over some real dumb shit lately some of you need breaks or something

 No.1645136

File: 1724709768003.mp4 (1.26 MB, 720x982, 360:491, luscious latina ass jelqin.mp4)

men always ask, how please gril?
but women no ever ask, how jelq mans gock????

 No.1645168

why'd you want to eat girls out? i'm not a cannibal or nothin ya know

 No.1645171

>>1645168
He meant, “take grils out to eat”

 No.1645174

>>1645168
cannibalism doesn't exist, you're just eating your own species is all

 No.1645381

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>>1644721
Don't do it. It'll give you cancer.

 No.1657256

budys i have first date tonight
what do i do

 No.1657264

>>1657256
put a pair of long socks in your underwear
let that bitch be afraid of it

 No.1657271

>>1657256
calm down first dates don't exist anyway it's just an initial meetup of a tentatively romantic nature

 No.1657272

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>>1657256
legit advice? dont be afraid to be slightly annoyed or uninterested at times
you're not there to impress her sheem gotta impress you

 No.1657274

>>1657256
show bob an vegan

 No.1657292

>>1657256
open bob and give the needful

 No.1657324

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date went gud, will plan another with her soon
spros i think i might actually make it

 No.1657325

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>>1657324
DID SHE HEAR YOU DOE?!

 No.1657335

>>1657324
tell her you love her

 No.1657346

>>1657324
When you do da needful post pics

 No.1657348

>>1657324
make sure to only eat her out. it's the only way she'll respect you.

 No.1657351

File: 1729743835013.mp4 (3.75 MB, 720x480, 3:2, Squirt Fail.mp4)

>>1644833
OK! Now, I understand
ERROR POSTING

 No.1657403

>>1657351
that dude has some nice tits

 No.1657423

>>1657324
vary nice budy gl

 No.1657440

>>1657324
dont forget to show her your weeb fagporn folder
its customary on the second date

 No.1657566

>>1657351
i made a fat old bitch do that once and i still mentally retch every time i think about it THE TURD WAS SOLID BLACK TOO SHE HAD FUCKIN CANCER AND I'D JUST HAD MY FUCKIN MOUTH AND HANDS IN HER CROTCH I ALMOST ATE CANCER SHIT AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 No.1657570

>>1657566
>fucking a fat old bitch
why, bro.

 No.1657572

wait cancer makes ur poo solid black?

 No.1657583

>>1657572
niggers are literally cancer, so yes

 No.1657606

>>1657570
iunno prolly severe mental issues
>>1657572
black turds can mean you have bleeding somewhere in your small intestine which is a sign of cancer tho she could've just been taking iron supplements bc anemia or whatever not like i stuck around to ask it was truly nasty either way

 No.1657654

>>1657570
it's a mandatory /sp/ humiliation ritual

 No.1657656

>>1657606
idk that sounds like a guuuuuuuuud notch to put on the bedpost

 No.1657721

>>1645028
tbh harassing image boards with a clashing culture is sportschan tradition

 No.1657872

>>1657721
been a while since we did that

 No.1659603

File: 1730573762814.mp4 (89.9 KB, 366x360, 61:60, soldier dies.mp4)

she just wants to be friends
part of me is ok with that but another part of my brain keeps screaming CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK so i told her i couldn't do it

 No.1659607

>>1659603
>cant do it
gud fuk that whorb no need for sum dumb bitch clouding the spartmans path with inconsequential whorbery

 No.1659608

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>>1659603
CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK
what does it even mean, that'll she'll call you some day to go to a bar or something? either way you generally don't hook up w the first whore you meet but a friend of your friends, maybe you want to stick around

 No.1659609

>>1659608
>what does it even mean
"no"

 No.1659614

>>1659609
so anal?

 No.1659681

>>1659603
Anon, you are plan B or C or D hell maybe plan Z.
The moment Plan A finds a better female, she will call you desperate, because her eggs are drying up.

 No.1659687

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>>1659603
>she just wants to be friends
Either she actually wants to be friends unlikely, or she wants to string you along like other betas simping for women or she it is a w of saying drop all contact. Not worth it, especially if you liked her, good that you told her no.

Good luck next time /sp/ro

 No.1659693

>>1659603
she was only in it for the free good times she didn't really wanna just be frens. Men and women can be associates/colleagues but frenship is impossible if there is seggshual tension

 No.1659813

>>1659603
Guessing you already know this http://edramatica.com/The_Comprehensive_Guide_To_Life there’s plenty of fish in the sea. Better to stand by your feels/morals/w/e you want to call it, than essentially sell out.

 No.1659822

so he's been gone forever now but i guess dorkster got married

 No.1659829

>>1659813
>If you're going to kill yourself, do it now. Please.
damn that sounds kinda convincing ngl

 No.1659833

>>1659822
whos the autist in the spusic thread then? impressive tism

 No.1659890

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>>1659813
>Better to stand by your feels/morals/w/e you want to call it, than essentially sell out.
better to be happily single than in a miserable relationship with someone who doesn't share your values.

 No.1659900

hat wamen

 No.1659927

>>1659900
me to budy

 No.1659928

>>1659890
but muh progeny

 No.1659946

Gock

 No.1659951

>>1659890
That’s what I meant, thx famalam

 No.1659963

>>1659946
they are all grannys now :(

 No.1659966

>>1659963
hawt gib digits

 No.1660017

>>1659946
they kinda look like they do porn tbh

 No.1660130

>>1660017
There's a webm where one of them got fuk'd by a dog

 No.1660132

>>1660130
I remember pretty much everything that could be found regarding these 3 whorbs was posted when this song was originally posted here

 No.1660140

>>1660130
thats not true

 No.1662877

File: 1731467976429.webm (1.52 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, i get knocked down.webm)

got another date sunday
wish me luck spros

 No.1662879

should clarify it's with a diff girl

 No.1662886

>>1662877
good luck, hope she FUCKS

 No.1662914

>>1662877
meny blessings to your general direction budy 🙌 🙏
hopr she gets knocked up ⬆️

 No.1662940

>>1662877
what 5m server is this?

 No.1662946

>>1662877
I know the ending but good luck regardless, spro.

 No.1662955

>>1662946
tell me how it ends then

 No.1662957

>>1662955
you leave >us behind and live happily, gl /sp/ro

 No.1662959

File: 1731510952290.gif (948.07 KB, 200x200, 1:1, Peace.gif)

>>1662957
thank you spro i will nvr 4get u

 No.1662971

>>1662877
gud digits gud post ofs meny fortun yu way with grils

 No.1664426

File: 1732031539886.mp4 (257.1 KB, 480x360, 4:3, WOMEN.mp4)

she told me she was sick saturday night, she asked for my number though, we texted a bit but haven't heard from her since then. oh well.

 No.1664501

>>1664426
are you good looking?

 No.1664540

>>1664501
i like to think i am. not fat, some (but not a lot of) muscle, still have all my hair, no deformities, the basics

 No.1664550

>>1664426
send her a meme if she replies your good

 No.1664552

>>1664550
but what meme

 No.1664566

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>>1664552
any of these will be fine

 No.1664656

>>1664501
not him but my mom says i am
im black btw



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