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You can keep posting here, I will unify the sites again in the coming days. This is part of moving away from vichan. 76chan exists right now as a way to set things up without breaking what's already in place with sportschan.org.

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how
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 No.1691468

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>>1691421
>diet europeans
>pic related

 No.1691471>>1691474

>>1691466
why are you disagreeing with me

 No.1691474>>1691580

>>1691471
because people fucked each other sick before glowniggers existed
though AIDS was deliberate i'll agree there, and it wouldn't surprise me if patient zero in san fran back in the day had CIA connections. that dude was an actual monstrous psychopath

 No.1691580

>>1691474
I thought AIDS was God's way to btfo the hippes and fags for their degeneracy throughout the 60s and 70s

 No.1692203>>1692220

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here ya go bro

 No.1692220

>>1692203
lmao
this is so fucking fake

 No.1692416>>1692419

matched with a gril on dating app
she's a chiefs fan

 No.1692419>>1692422

>>1692416
kill her and then yourself for having such "qualities"
or make the gayest babbies on the planet idc, either way do not wear a condom because it gives you AIDS or some shit

 No.1692422

>>1692419
This is true. Condoms are bad and could actually INCREASE the risk of a pregnancy

 No.1692461>>1692463>>1692514

>>1689935
look up a picture of their wives and post them. Most of them are with people as unattractive as them.

>>1689923
women like guys with normal builds. Start adding muscle to it, and she'll find you less attractive.
They have ugly wives, if they're not single. Gymcels are a thing. Just look at all the pros fanbases of ugly single jacked people.
Sorry, bro. The gym wont fix ugly.

>>1689929
girls like a guy with an attractive face. The rest barely matters. Muscles are at the bottom of the list. Below height, below teeth, below hair, below skin.

 No.1692463>>1692469>>1692473

>>1692461
>i'll just repeat it again but with more words
i'll repeat with less
dis b8

 No.1692469

>>1692463
cope more, uggo gymcel

 No.1692473>>1692483>>1692496

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>>1692463
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 No.1692483>>1692563

>>1692473
lel what a study
>would u rather fug brad pitt?
<or sum other loser?
its a trick question
you wanna fuck brad pitt. even i know that. he has the most money

 No.1692496

>>1692473
>2%
lmao who'd fuck someone with a face tattoo'd on his chest like that

 No.1692503>>1692509>>1692563

listen, if you're fat she'll ask you to becone skinny. if you're fit she'll try to make you fat. if you have a hobby she'll as you to cancel your plans to do nothing with her instead, and if you spend a lot of time with her she'll say she needs space and you need hobbies. don't overthink woman standards and shit tests. just get fit for yourself and any girl worth your time won't give a fuck either way outside you doing what you want.

 No.1692509>>1692563

>>1692503
he's just being a faggot he knows all that

 No.1692512

Saar we havr develop solutions FOR YOU
Many years top scientists world over create pump for your johnson! MENYBIG!!!

Sent 100 card to brahmin_king24375 NOW
DO NOT HESITATE

 No.1692514>>1692563

>>1692461
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it 8/8

 No.1692563>>1692581>>1692595>>1692604

>>1692483
The heads were excluded. They just asked which is the most attractive body. Why are you coping this hard? Why is the most muscular one the lowest percent?

>>1692503
>>1692509
That's because those are all just excuses to reject you for your ugly face. This is why spending all that time, energy, and money on big muscles is a waste of time and if anything, counter-productive.
It's unattractive.

>>1692514
anything to defend your shitty hobby that nobody but homosexuals appreciate i guess.

 No.1692581>>1692713

>>1692563
go 2 gym fatcel

 No.1692595>>1692713

>>1692563
Go to the gym, fatty. How you gonna play sparts with all those flabs?

 No.1692604>>1692713

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 No.1692612

Why would I try to get fit or get a healthy body? I'm a bitter physical and mental obese circus sideshow completely subhomo dyel effortly challenged abominable total snowman fatlure with no muscles, no lung capacity - only a fattime of eternal joint pain at the hands of a terrific Herculean deity and his gymrats, each of whom encourage all men and who try to improve our motivation for epic gains. There is no woman who would hate the effort; at worst she would eyefuck my musclays, and then schlick to the thought of me like a monkey in heat. Men like me are meant to throw discus into my enemy's face, mercilessly dealift and then squat to the ground, but instead I am voluntarilygorging on potato chips and the Dotzloc of industrial capital keeps yelling IATA GO YANKEES

 No.1692616

>sharty
>gore
>homo fapfic lunatic having another metldown
>sea pea
>chinky angrybro
>literally all at once
try not to make it so obvious it's just you doing this you'll prolly enjoy it more

 No.1692713>>1692715

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>>1692581
>>1692595
>>1692604
The guy in >>1686183 is morbidly obese.
I am of a normal weight and I have kids.
Though most women prefer the fat dad-body over a guy with bulky muscles.
But keep wasting your time at the gym working towards making yourself less attractive to women.

 No.1692715

>>1692713
go to gym fatcel

 No.1692716

and ofc it's a shartnigger randomly having a meltdown about the gym lmao
like you prolly think this is some epic raid annoying everyone when you just look like a retard and are being mocked for it

 No.1692719>>1692724

>responding to the chink with anything but
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 No.1692724

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>>1692719
it's not the chink just some sharty retard
bully him and he will leave, as they always do
spee is unbreakable

 No.1692729>>1692746

>tell /r9k/ loser to kys himself
>he comes back and spazzes about gymfags
funniest thing is i've literally never set foot in a gym after highschool

 No.1692746

>>1692729
nah, it's two different brands of retard
the /r9k/fag has the schizo word salad run-on sentences all in one paragraph, like the kind you'd see francis e dec write, and is more misanthropic/misotheist in attitude. the anti-gym fag hard returns after every sentence and is just convinced of the futility of going to the gym to get laid.
t. professional post analyst

 No.1692747>>1692750>>1692753

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Hey guess what fags? I just took a hex bar and picked heavy things up and put them down.
Get rekt, kiddo

 No.1692750>>1692756

>>1692747
gud job now do it again tomorrow, then keep doing it until you die

 No.1692753

>>1692747
grr i'm going to get mad and say girls will hate you and then also make claims of sodomy too
i am not gay i just like talking about big men having gay sex it's not gay that i do this in response to even the insinuation of weight lifting

 No.1692756

>>1692750
You should only pick up heavy thing every 48-72 hours to allow the mooscles to recover. Tomorrow I will hike through the hills instead.

 No.1692761

spartmans thinly veiled insecurities and desire for attention

 No.1692784>>1692802

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i walk and cycle a lot

 No.1692802

>>1692784
the typical starting strength physique

 No.1692804

>spinach
>balsamic vinegar
>chicken nuggerts
>a orange
>leftover pottoes
mmm not bad

 No.1692922

yu lik. is vary simpl. i mek u showr. i lik ur mohtr.

 No.1692928

been growin my nipples out tbh

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 No.1695013

do milk weth pusy

 No.1695685>>1695691>>1695697

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budys i have another date soon wish me luck

 No.1695691>>1695709

>>1695685
look her in the eyes and give her a firm handshake. take her out to taco bell and share a cup of baja blast.

 No.1695697

>>1695685
make sure you get as fat as possible girls love that

 No.1695698

>>1686818
>>1695003
The test primarily gets turned into estrogen but the DHT thing is prolly accurate. When you do testosterone replacement therapy they tell you flat-out your balls will shrink and you're likely to either get blood clots or go bald so there's clearly a link. The issue is these niggerfaggots behind the AI will insist "we don't know" when we DO know we just don't know the exact chemical process. It's like physicists that joke about gravity fairies except it's not funny.

 No.1695709>>1695718

>>1695691
this but you gotta go to the liquor store before and grab a couple two tree shooters
then put that in the baja blast and share it

 No.1695718

>>1695709
Nah the secret is gatorade slushies you freeze the purple one, mix it with vodka, and bishes can't taste the alcohol at all. Just make sure to only get her a little drunk otherwise it's rape.



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