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 No.1672674[View All]

FOUR YEARS AGO

never 4get the day evil trump supporters walked into a public building in an attempt to overthrow our democracy -GHOST from Maryland

imagine certifying your own loss lmao
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 No.1674813

>>1674803
>pls rain down fire
California burning is a an act of G*d

 No.1674841

File: 1737115997093.mp4 (1.56 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, Tesla Owners Silicon Valle….mp4)

>During its seventh test flight, SpaceX's Starship rocket exploded in space approximately eight minutes after launch from Texas, with debris falling over the Caribbean, near Turks and Caicos. This incident led to the diversion of several commercial flights to avoid potential hazards. Elon Musk identified a fuel leak as the likely cause of the explosion, which occurred during the ascent phase. Despite the explosion, SpaceX celebrated the successful landing of the Super Heavy booster, marking a significant step in their reusable rocket technology development. The test flight also included the testing of new ship forward flaps, higher thrust engines, and tile adherence during ascent. Discussions have emerged regarding the progress and challenges in space exploration, with some viewing the event as a learning opportunity rather than a failure.
but he caught the booster again

 No.1674843

>>1674786
it was way over by the time i got back here
it was a couple crips on dirtbikes in east LA. some pig tried to pull em over on reckless driving and muh registration, so they took off. dicked around on the highway for a bit, noticed they had choppers on them, then they called in the whole crew, gassed back up mid chase, and gave the pigs the ol runaround
LAPD are a bunch of fat mexican lesbians, basically

learned some vary important things tho
>drive by LA intl on the highway
forces the heli to fuck off until/if they can get air traffic to give them clearance they didnt they had to go way around and nearly lost them
>dont register and/or steal ur shit
their fancy computer software was completely worthless in trying to id them
>turns out its hard to arrest lik 20+ niggers on dirtbikes and quads popping wheelies in LA rush hr traffic
also
>gassing up and switching bikes and hoodies mid chase so no homies run out of fuel and youre all even harder to id
and finally
>highway overpass strats
fucks the heli completely
they just immediately fucking disappeared. prolly cut underneath the highway, thru sewer tunnels my guess, ditched their bikes, then hop on a bus and take it a stop or so down
literally GHOSTed LAPD

tl;dr
basically, it was sick
some real GTA shit
4 stars to 0

 No.1674844

>>1674843
heres a backup of the stream
https://www.youtube.com/live/fSOLt9ISIrc
it wont embed cuz its a backup of a livestream

doesnt rly get funny until the whole crew shows up
then its just a comedy of errors and not giving a fuck on LAPDs part

 No.1674847

>>1674792
those are the faces of
>we are going to fucking kill you

 No.1674849

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>>1674780
gud stay out

 No.1674852

>>1674803
>>1674798
ye that first whorb was bawwin bc 40 dudes didnt uguu~~ iirc

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 No.1674855

all the filthy zoomers are moving to ANOTHER chink tiktok clone called redbook and the bugmen there are NOT happy about it, like a massive endless summer they now have to go through

 No.1674869

>>1674843
damn wish i saw that

 No.1674870

>>1674855
gud it's time they got a taste of the cancer they helped create

 No.1674872

>>1674870
you know xi's got the bugjeets on overtime to kennel by ip locale

 No.1674873

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2025…. I am forgotten

 No.1674876

>>1674873
get yer toof fixed already smdh

 No.1674889

>>1674844
lel
them reporters bitchin about the resources being wasted as if the niggers can control what other people do in response to them havin a fun lil ride

 No.1674892

lel grump screwed the /sp/artman who's going to the inauguration

 No.1674894

>>1674889
frankly this just reinforces how absolutely fucking retarded it is to try and pull over bikes. they were completely helpless to do anything the whole time. idk why tf they thought itd be a gud idea to livestream it. humiliation fetish?

its even more stupid cuz the guys were looking at traffic ticket tier charges
lik maybe if he just robbed a bank and killed someone or whatever, i could see pursuing them in a heli for an hr and a half. not for fucking registration bullshit

 No.1674895

>>1674873
yims aside, mink are p crazy tbh
ive seen them dive in a creek and come out with a fish thats basically the same size as them jammed in their mouth. heard stories of them picking fights with coyotes, killing housecats
mean lil bastards

 No.1674896

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>>1674892
yes, yes he did
t. the spartman

 No.1674897

>>1674843
lmao that was great, fuck the police. Fuck that bitch on the news

 No.1674898

bought fuckin winter gear and everything for this, had it all planned out, was gonna go see the cuckmanders lose at the MGM, go see da mall, see where lincolm got heemed and where reagan almost got heemed, then freeze to death on the lawn
>“I have ordered the Inauguration Address, in addition to prayers and other speeches, to be delivered in the United States Capitol Rotunda, as was used by Ronald Reagan in 1985, also because of very cold weather, We will open Capital One Arena on Monday for LIVE viewing of this Historic event, and to host the Presidential Parade. I will join the crowd at Capital One, after my Swearing In,”
cool just throw all your plans for the past half year out the window and watch pmurt on the big screen
nah fuck this, i can still get most of my money back
fuck

 No.1674900

wheres the global warming when you need it

 No.1674901

>>1674897
it was def the coolest chase ive ever seen live
once the whole crew showed up and they just rolled in to gas back up, i knew they were getting away

 No.1674902

>>1674900
>>1674898
>muh cold
grow some balls
its fucking virginia
wear a hat, youll be fine

but yah if its not outside i wouldnt go either

 No.1674903

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>>1674902
it's not the cold it's the wind chill that will kill you, i grew up in the midwest budy i know what cold is and DC can get fukn cold

 No.1674904

and if i can't see him in person and it's just gonna be a bunch of sweaty boomers in an overcrowded stadium watching him on the jumbotron then i'll just do that at home

 No.1674909

>>1674896
lel unless glowniggers decide to bomb the place nothing is guaranteed to happen now

 No.1674910

>>1674902
budy virginia may technically be a southern state but it's far enough norf that it gets fucking cold. it's supposed to be like single digit temps in the DC area next week

 No.1674911

>>1674904
not like it's worth meeting him regardless what's he gonna do look and wave at you?

 No.1674914

>>1674911
he could do the wave-to-thumbs-up he really likes doing that would be cool

 No.1674916

halo sars
my name is vivek rumwamry
i am to become governor ohio yes??

 No.1674918

>>1674903
>>1674910
you guys are making new englanders sound lik theyre a buncha tough guys by calling DC cold
is that rly what you wanna be doing?

 No.1674919

>>1674918
ok gramps uphill both ways too right?

 No.1674920

>>1674919
i know in VT it def is a lot of the times
prolly NH too i never rly hiked there much

 No.1674922

>>1674903
stop growing up

 No.1674926

>>1674916
Only because DeWine was being an asshole and put his buddy in the senate seat meant for Vivek with the intention of having his buddy run for governor in 2026. Vivek's gonna run outta spite now lmao

 No.1674927

>>1674918
jerk yourself off over having temps below zero if you want idc all that shit feels the same when it's below 20 the only difference is how fast the hair in my nose freezes

 No.1674931

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i guess blinkin wasnt havin a gud time with this husseini feller

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 No.1674938

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>>1674931
wow ken bone looks terrible

 No.1674939

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>local rep now saying that inaugural tickets are no longer valid since it's been moved indoors
good thing i cancelled huh

 No.1674942

>>1674931
>be journo
>ask rhetorical question
>get dismissive non-answer
vs
<be journo
<ask rhetorical question about israeli warcrimes
<get literally dragged out by security while getting a dismissive non-answer

 No.1674943

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>>1674931
>WHY AREN'T YOU AT THE HAGUE
because we are not signatories to the icoj and fuck europe lmao
next question

 No.1674946

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shame she had to die for this

 No.1674947

>>1674946
why tf were >we giving fucking murderers amnesty anyways?

 No.1674949

reminds me of this guy
hes the """fascist dictator""" of el salvador that the media kvetched about prolly cuz he smoked MS13 and those guys were the goto political hit squad for clinton fam
just execute known gang memebers. it would clear out the prisons a bit in both cunts, destroy the gang, and most important theres just no reason to leave them alive. esp not when you deport them and they can come right back in tomorrow

 No.1674951

>>1674946
>shame she had to die for this
Who?

 No.1674953

>>1674947
bc gay race communism and as long as dey jus kilt yt dey wuz goo bois who dindu nuffin an was oppressd n shiet
>>1674951
its in the name of the act dude

 No.1674957

>>1674951
jogger that got heemed by jose gonzalez roberto de illegal
total illegal death

 No.1674971

>>1674951
Either the jogger or the 11 y/o that got gang raped and murdered, can't rember which but pic makes me think it was the college jogger



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