/sp/ - Sparts

Today's gay news:
>Mike Tyson opens a public school in Phoenix, yes a real school not a boxing school
>Biden lost 14% of the primary vote to "none of the above" in Michigan
>Frogfaced McConnell on stepping down: "I still have enough gas in the tank to thoroughly disappoint my critics and I intend to do so with all the enthusiasm which they have become accustomed"
>Judge ruled that a 2022 spending bill was unconstitutional, but it don't fucking matter because the money is already spent
>New York mayor calls for deportation of migrants
>A Texas wildfire is burning 150 football fields per minute at the moment
>Illinois judge removes the radioactive cheeto from the ballot in solidarity with Colorado, both expected to get smacked down by SCOTUS in the near future
>Gavin Newsom dismantled a bunch of dams to protect salmon; this destroyed their spawning grounds in the process
>Several endangered trout species are also dying from the spillage
>Comedian Richard Lewis dead at 76 from a heart attack
>FBI ordering media reporters to surrender for being present and recording at riots
>Florida bill to allow Satanic Temples on school grounds
>Google CEO Sundar Pichai acknowledged that Gemini should have never done what it did after Google suffers nearly $100 billion in financial losses following Gemini release and several lawsuits from prominent media personalities for defamation
>Federal work-study program to allow students to register people to vote as an officially approved jerb
>Major banks to close 31 branches in 1 week
>Illegal in Maryland arrested for killing a 2 year old
>Illegal in Louisiana arrested for raping a 14 year old and a separate stabbing
>ICE arrested an illegal in Boston for sexually assaulting a child
>Jeopardy asks contestants about 'xem/xyrs/xemself' neopronouns
>New Canadian law makes hate speech a life sentence
>Kellogg's CEO getting his shit kicked in for telling people to eat cereal for dinner
>Trans activism organization giving minors breast binders without telling their parents
I have shit to do so no pictures today, sorry.

I assume this comes from Chrome's upstream update because this retardation would come from them, in the newest Cromite version instead of just continuing where you left off it takes you to the new tab page and asks if you want to continue from last tab at the bottom. But this retardation isn't even coded well and I just ended up losing a tab from this, no idea what it was
I genuinely hate this retarded company

>>1608946
Well apparently I was wrong, this actually comes from Cromite and they thought it'd be a good idea to have that on by default, what an extremely retarded thing to do

BREAKING:
spartman has difficulty with his web bwowsew, makes post

>>1608932
i dont give a shit stay off my property

🇸🇻 President of El Salvador Nayib Bukele tells Peter Schiff to "cry harder" after suggesting the country sells its Bitcoin.

it would be 2.5k per individual, 5k for a married couple (uhhh 2.5k per individual) for things made entirely, or virtually entirely, in america by small businesses

https://archive.ph/dKd4P
https://www.newsweek.com/american-tax-credit-bill-boost-domestic-consumption-khanna-dingell-manufacturing-support-1873835

idk i could see dems getting it thru on their end to try and get gudboy points for erection season but elefants will prob kill it on the spot

>>1608965
If they do it as a tax credit elephants will agree. If they do it as money in the pocket they won't.

symbolic burnin unis in support of dude who no symbolism needed immolated himself
>>1608973
sez its to be a credit
idk it would be nice to give the american made and american small business a shot in the arm and all but 2.5k for every dipshit even if its a credit thats so fuckin much money idk i mean ya id take two and a half large to blow on american shit but seems lik a bad idea lik it rally gonna bite >us in da ass

>>1608974
i got my dupbux and bidenbux and while it was nice to get free money nobody is talking about how stupid it is in the long term, or the old hag janet yellen saying "well actually it's good and not that bad"
bitch you can't remember what you had for breakfast this morning how do you know how to run an economy

>>1608975
printing money out of nothing always makes the situation worse. it don't take an economics expert to know prices will increase when people have more money to spend.

>>1608932
Yeah, because cartels killing burgers in burgerland is easy and without consequence.

>>1608941
>Florida bill to allow Satanic Temples on school grounds
That doesn't make any sense, that would mean you can have a temple for Jesus Christ our lord and savior.

>>1608974
maybe if they forego their insistence on giving billions to ukraine and pissrael to fight futile battles it would counteract any impact 2.5k per person would have

Wild stuff
https://twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/1763040172663312480

>>1609096
wasn't Candace a literal thot model whorb tho?

>>1609096
Yids on full damage control.

>>1608987
that would be nice

>>1609096
I guess kikes are too sensetive at anything that they are related to.

you know that french painting of the girl at a bar and she's dead center looking straight "into the camera"? the image in the mirror on the right where you can see who she's looking at, that guy looks very much like a mustache feelsguy woahjack.

see what i mean??

>>1609109
just the mask slipping more
turns out jews REALLY are just like all the 'bad people' in history said

so has anyone ever worked with a hostile nigress?
i keep seeing articles online about 'im treated poorly just because im a black woman in the workplace' articles and they read like some gangstalker tier shit
>everybody would react differently to things i said
>i expected my boss to thank me instead he racially gaslit me
>im the hardest working but never get the credit
>i stopped interacting with my kids because of the stress and only slept an hour a night
they're just being loudmouth stupid niggers, right?? theres not some weird conspiracy in the workplace to gangstalk niggers that i've been excluded from?

>>1609127
SHUT THE FUCK UP DONT TALK ABOUT THAT ON THE INTERNET SHIT DUDE WHATS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM

got a GUD thing goin here ffs

>>1609127
fortunately i don't live in a nigger infested area, so no.

i do know how to deal with them though. just get them mad enough to go apeshit and they'll get fired if enough employees complain. its so easy to set them off its trivial to do without being the one at fault. even better if you can piss em off without them knowing it is you who set them off. works for the buck niggers too, but be ready for a fight because violence is the only thing they know.

>>1609127
lol yah
never had to be their boss tho thank fuck
PROTIP: they shut RIGHT tf up and start tryin to get on your dick if you have blonde hair, blue eyes, and gud weed
nah bish gtfo

this works too >>1609134 tho theyll prolly just get fired eventually anyways

>>1609096
>porn bad
>WHY DO YOU HATE JEWS
what an odd thing to say

>>1609169
idk i think it was kinda healthy, just like porn

source:

Bukele is also going kinda wild, this guy is also a Palestinian so he might get JFK'd

>>1609214
If he does it will be overseas. He exterminated all the rats which is why "NGOs" are panicking.

>>1609214
>>1609225
wtf i love el salvador and president bukakke now

>>1609228
el salvador blows dude you gotta check out el fuckuador
shits tight

>>1609214
is there a large palestinian diaspora in el salvador?
not often you see anyone whos clearly very early gen immigrant running a country
least of all in central america

>>1609237
If you read the history of El Salvador, like half the country is immigrants. Mostly El Salvadorean diaspora who left and came back, but lots of Lebanese and similar areas have moved there over the years.

>>1609239
i did actually know that as one my old buddies was a real fucking lunatic insofar as exploring anything south of the border. just didnt realize so much were from the levant

he was actually banging some chick from there for a while, and then some intelligence agency tried to tap her she knew like 9 languages, was hot af, and idk i think she had some family/cartel ties, she refused, and then they cancelled her visa and deported her lmfao
good on her. fuck feds.

>>1608788
>better until it james or magazine breaks
have you ever had a magazine spring break?
i sure as fuck haven't
and i've shot thousands and thousands and thousands of rounds
as for malfunctions… i think i can count on one hand how many malfunctions ive had?
100% guarantee that before you have some sort of semi-auto malfunction, you would have a user induced malfunction with the revolver.
>Semi-auto handguns are incredibly finicky under stress
have you ever shot a fucking handgun?
have you ever carried one as a duty weapon? or known anyone who did??
you pull the trigger and it goes bang. its that simple.
retards spilling their spaghetti in videos because they're unreliable pussies would be doing 10x times worse if it was a revolver
>High complexity the way a closed-system mechanical watch is complex
yes thats fucking right
you can break parts in your watch by fucking dropping it
is that what you want? theres a bunch of small, relatively weak, and high wear parts associated with indexing the cylinder.
>Cops shouldn't be mag dumping in the first place
who the fuck said anything about mag dumping? do you want the ability to shoot more accurately, more quickly?
>Yes, that's explicitly …
im not fucking arguing the finer points of what a police force should be— im arguing that you're a retard for claiming earlier that a revolver is a superior machine to a modern semi-auto firearm
>But again, more reliable if a malfunction occur
IS it tho? more reliable in what sense, that a failure to fire just has to be shot through? rack tap bang is fucking fast. whats your remedial for a failure to eject? dropping a mag? is it more reliable when your user fucks up ejecting all the cartridges? how about when they flub their reload?
>You can make very ergonomic revolvers
no, you really can't because of where the cylinder needs to be, and the shape of the speedloaders
wanna carry 60 rounds of 9 in magazines? it looks like this ←——–
they're sticks, that fit in nice rectangular pouches, with a nice shape for you to grab onto
ok now imagine 10 fucking pouches of speedloaders. oh btw your speedloader is a bit of a contraption on its own.
HAVE FUN GRABBING YOUR SPEEDLOADER WITH YOUR THUMB AND INDEX FINGER, THEN UNBUCKLING THE BUCKLE WITH YOUR MIDDLE FINGER under stress you fucking retard. i know when i want to securely hold something, i daintily hold it between my thumb and index finger. and you have to hold your revolver with a very specific grip while holding the cylinder?? you've got to be fucking kidding me. you're trolling, you're fucking trolling and im falling for it
>but double-action encourages hairtrigger behavior
WTF ARE YOU SAYING YOU ULTRANIGGER DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT SINGLE AND DOUBLE ACTION ARE
HOLY FUCK YOU'RE MAKING ME RABID
YOU'RE BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

>>1608869
thats it, im cutting the internet down

>>1609169
>video about fucking your step-sister
>incest porn
That is not incest, she is not blood related. Are the normalfags retarded?

>>1609169
The rabbithole goes even deeper. Whistleblowers from the company have explained how their backend folks are encouraged to write the algorithms to send gay/tranny porn to historically straight men in an attempt to keep their addiction going/generate more revenue since there's an upper limit of how much pornography one can consume before becoming desensitized.

>>1609306
>revolver baaadddd mmkay?
but this reload time…. its exhilarating!

if i was to get a handgun itd prolly be a makarov cuz stalger and also they qt

>>1609356
just follow the /k/ guide and don't be retarded

>dont be retarded
>listen to cuc/k/s
uhhh… uhhhhhmm… uhhhhhhh…





uhhhrror

>>1609388
If he's looking at a makarov he obviously isnt interested in a full-sized handgun.

>>1609096
error posting

>>1609399
i love self reports like this

>>1609332
wow! manna lookin gud here!!

>>1609388
i do enjoy my browning hi power
soon as i get my mill running i might mill the slide for an optic and frame for a light