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THE GRAND FINALE
#previous threads
https://archive.ph/wip/r7sgw
https://archive.ph/aFUay
https://archive.is/SkBlG

current status:
>day 188
>An Israeli airstrike in Gaza kills 3 sons and 4 grandchildren of Hamas’ top leader
>Famine already in north Gaza, says US
>Israel bombs Gaza camp, raids West Bank towns
>62% of homes in Gaza destroyed
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 No.1628725

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TARANTINO BTFO!

 No.1628731

>>1628725
>showing a foot fetishist your feet
he was probably rock hard for the rest of the day

 No.1628737

>>1628725
besides being a footfag he hasn't done much else wrong

 No.1628763

>>1628725
say what you will about taratino, he is a cringe libshit, but he has more skill and talent than if you put all those people into a blender and pressed them into sausage trying to create a talent sausage, these people are consumer grade trash, bottom of the barrel excrement, if each and every one of them were to die tomorrow the world would become a definitively better place by a definable margin

these people serve zero purpose, they should kill themselves NOW, right now, and give the rest of us some of that oxygen ozone layer back on this blue trapped bubble we're living in

 No.1628765

>>1628763
>these people serve zero purpose, they should kill themselves NOW, right now, and give the rest of us some of that oxygen ozone layer back on this blue trapped bubble we're living in
Same with Tarantino.

 No.1628769

>>1628765
yeah but taratino has made some great movies
planet terror, pulp fiction, resevoir dogs, kill bill, great stuff

 No.1628770

>>1628765
shut up autist

 No.1628776

>>1628770
pls write more cringe diatribes

 No.1628820

>>1628737
nothing wrong with storing dead niggers in your garage tbh

 No.1628843

>>1628820
imagine the smell

 No.1628846

>>1628763
That's true for a lot of things but since you aren't offering to be part of the solution we'll just have to watch the shitshow with popcorn in hand, ね?

 No.1628849

>>1628769
he didnt make planet terror jsyk

 No.1628851

>>1628849
oh shit
i always thought he had a hand in that

 No.1629074

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>Israel's foreign minister says 'we are very close' to 'changing the rules of the game' and that in a 'total war' Hezbollah will 'be destroyed' and Lebanon will 'be hit hard'
>Hezb-Allah publishes video footage from a reconnaissance drone of the port of Haifa in response to the threat of the occupation waging war on Lebanon
if israhell is so inclusive why they hate lebanese?

 No.1629085

>>1629074
Because they are not kikes.

 No.1629090

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>yid commander of the Northern Command approved operative plans for an attack in Lebanon
>Sonic Booms from several Israeli Aircraft heard over Southern Lebanon couple minutes ago
>allegedly 3 drone strikes in lebanon today
wake up babe, it's greater israel time

>>1629085
woah great read spart tysm

 No.1629094

>>1629090
DESTROY THEM, HEZBOLLAH!

 No.1629106

>a strong and united nation
havent they been having fuckhuge protests against bibi recently?

 No.1629114

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>>1629106
for years now. beeber got whatever the kosher version of indicted is, somehow weaseled back, picrel just taken

 No.1629115

>>1629114
its not hard to weasel back when everyone in your government is just as much of a bloodthirsty psycho as you. he was never going to face any real legal consequences, they'll prolly even name an award after him like they did with lehi

 No.1629130

>>1629074
>if israhell is so inclusive why they hate lebanese?
Because Petrodollar is about to be in freefall and Lebanon is already limping on crutches right now because of their own hyperinflation. I imagine the kikes are aiming to snag as much land as they can before Saudi Arabia teams up with Turkey, Iran, and Azerbaijan for Greater Caliphate fun times.
Syria is so fucked unless Russia convinces Azerbaijan to fuck off lol

 No.1629133

This might be the actual grande finale if Jordan gets involved now. I don't think Egypt can do more that supply runs until the Sudan war is over, but this is the sort of casus belli that countries use to go to war with shitcunts when they don't gotta excuse, ya know?

 No.1629135

>>1629130
>>1629133
u forget sumthin
nothing ever happens

 No.1629143

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>>1629130
>Syria is so fucked unless Russia convinces Azerbaijan to fuck off lol
you retarded budy?

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>>1629143
Aight, here's the overly simplified rundown since our allies are allies of our enemies and it's a giant shitshow.
Blue is hardcore America Fuck Yeah sucking our cocks, green is allied with us out of convenience. Yellow is nominally allied with American influence but really in the hands of Turkey/Saudi Arabia who pretend to not like each other but are secretly gay for each other. Pink is the third wheel Iranian axis of influence that hates blue and pretends to hate green but secretly likes them. They are only on bad terms with yellow because yellow is allied with blue (nominally). Red is Russia's domain and mostly gets left alone unless blue tells yellow to fuck around. Brown hates blue's guts and wants to genocide Ethiopia over their dam, but they can't do anything until Sudan gets his shit together.

Now Armenia fits into this because they are technically blue but allied with red because allying with blue would be suicidal, and yellow wants blue to fuck off, so if yellow allies with green, brown, and potentially pink, then Armenia is royally fucked, but yellow also wants Syria's oilfields so if Armenia gets royally fucked turning green into more yellow, then there is literally nothing stopping the Turks from moving in and killing every motherfucker still carrying a pulse. This has been your overly-simplified history lesson of the Levant/Middle Eastern/Caucus area.

 No.1629194

>>1629135
self-soothing phrase for retards

 No.1629204

>>1629171
cool now explain it for the colorblind

 No.1629206

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>>1629194
THIS BOARD IS ENTITLED TO KNOW
DOES ANYTHING EVER HAPPEN
TELL US THE TRUTH

 No.1629211

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>>1629206
isn't this thread proof that things happen?

 No.1629216

>>1629211
NO IF SOMETHING DOESN'T RESULT IN CATASTROPHIC CHANGE WITHIN A SINGLE WEEK LIKE IN MY HOLLYWOOD MOVIES THEN IT IS NOT HAPPENING

 No.1629237

>>1629211
Oh it is happening, kikes are going to get a real holocaust.

 No.1629267

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>usgay ready to actively participate in lesbian v moloch war
>sent a fucking ex-idf dual shitizen to rep peace talks with lesbians

Nasrallah speech highlights:
-If a war happens in Lebanon, the situation in the Mid sea will be unprecedented. They are busy now with the Red Sea, imagine what will be in the Mid sea!
-We will fight with no red lines and no boundaries. On land, air, and sea!
-threatens Cyprus if they allow heeb missions from its cunt
-"More than one year ago, I mentioned 100,000 fighters. There were more - I decreased the number. Now it's way more… When it comes to manpower, thank God, the resistance in Lebanon has more than what it needs and more than what the battlefront requires."

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 No.1629272

>>1629267
ngl fam he sounds like he's bullshittin' the way Pakis and Poles do when they don't wanna fight but they got one comin' for 'em

 No.1629274

>>1629271
Team Yid relied on having better tech than team Habib. Turkey/Saudi Arabia/Russia/America have equipped team Habib with almost-modern tech over the last 80 years. Iran has modern tech. Team Habeeb has about 350 million adherents of which about 50 million are willing to Allahu Snackbar the fuck outta Israel, while team Yid has about 10 million citizens of which maybe 2/3rds are actually willing to die for Jews so we're talking a couple hundred thousand soldiers at most, maybe 10& of the population.

Team Yid is fleeing to America before the end of the century unless shenanigans ensue. Their "piss everyone off" tactic worked for several generations but now their chickens be coming to roost.

 No.1629275

>>1629267
>uhh we dont know how many fighers we got
>but trust me its a lot
>like a lot rly
>so dont try it or uhhhh we got a lotta guyz

 No.1629289

>>1629275
i dont doubt p much any fighting age kid in lebanon would be down
thing is, 1, its not a big cunt, and 2 its lebanon so most lebanese dont live there anymore

 No.1629295

>>1629272
got same vibe. allegedly brollah's got tens of thousands of hitters riding in from other cunts which if not true, it would be true enough p quick
muzzies jawin at j's is never not funny tho, they got hands to back it too
just hope everyone has fun

 No.1629310

>>1629275
tbf it wouldnt be wise to give the enemy actual numbers
its why yids have lied about hostages and casualties and how many hospitals theyve bombed and hummus has lied about how many vehicles theyve actually destroyed (disabled =/= destroyed tho they have disabled a fucking shitload of vehicles)
then theres shit like ukraine and russia in which case lel good luck ever getting anything approaching accurate numbers there. the less your enemy knows for a fact the better your chances are of surprising them at a crucial moment

 No.1629311

also dont forget hezbollah did give the yids a whole lotta trouble last time much to everyones surprise and whatever the situation is in lebanon itd be kinda dumb to assume everything will be a breeze

 No.1629343

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>>1629206
YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH

 No.1629351

>>1629343
BUT CAN YOU HANDLE DEEZ?

 No.1629353

>>1629351
DEEZ WHAT???

 No.1629360

>>1629353
DEEZ NUTS
GOT EEEM

 No.1629369

>>1629360
oh shit
SPARTMAN DOWN SPARTMAN DOWN!!!!

 No.1629417

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>>1629360
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 No.1629419

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 No.1629427

>>1629360
heh, whipped this one out on my wife's kids the other day. classics never die eh bill?
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 No.1629430

>>1629427
needs more ellipses, punctuation and random capitalized words

 No.1629433

>>1629427
Needs…. More…….. Af…ter…. Every….. Other word……………………………………………………..
random caps lock cruise control and these days an inappropriately inserted emoji or three for the full experience.



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