/sp/ - ==TODAY'S SCHEDULE-=='''Diamondbacks''' (38-40) vs. '''Phillies''' (51-26)>10:35 AM CTWinner: Phillies4-1'''Braves''' vs. '''Yankees'''[autism]Game in Progress[/autism]>ATL: 1 - NYY: 0''MLBN'''''Rays''' vs. '''Pirates'''[autism]Ga

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official™ the mlb thread Spartman 06/23/24 (Sun) 18:23:38 No.1630032

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Diamondbacks (38-40) vs. Phillies (51-26)
>10:35 AM CT
Winner: Phillies
4-1

Braves vs. Yankees
Game in Progress
>ATL: 1 - NYY: 0
MLBN

Rays vs. Pirates
Game in Progress
>TB: 1 - PIT: 0
ATTP

Mariners vs. Marlins
Game in Progress
>SEA: 0 - MIA: 5
BSFL

White Sox vs. Tigers
Game in Progress
>CWS: 0 - DET: 6
NBCSCH

Blue Jays vs. Guardians
Game in Progress
>TOR: 2 - CLE: 1
MLBN

Red Sox vs. Reds
Game in Progress
>BOS: 0 - CIN: 0
BSOH

Orioles vs. Astros
Game in Progress
>BAL: 0 - HOU: 0
SCHN

Giants (36-41) vs. Cardinals (38-37)
>1:15 PM CT
<SF +107 STL -126
BSMW

Royals (42-36) vs. Rangers (36-40)
>1:35 PM CT
<KC +137 TEX -161
BSKC

Nationals (37-39) vs. Rockies (27-50)
>2:10 PM CT
<WSH -135 COL +114
MASN2

Twins (42-35) vs. Athletics (29-50)
>3:07 PM CT
<MIN -179 OAK +149
NBCSCA

Brewers (44-33) vs. Padres (41-40)
>3:10 PM CT
<MIL +114 SD -134
SDPA

Mets (36-39) vs. Cubs (37-40)
>6:10 PM CT
<NYM -106 CHC -114
ESPN

Spartman 06/23/24 (Sun) 18:23:47 No.1630033

go braves

Spartman 06/23/24 (Sun) 18:38:41 No.1630035

yankees
please stop pooping your pants
okay ?

Spartman 06/23/24 (Sun) 19:34:15 No.1630045

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Spartman 06/23/24 (Sun) 19:56:56 No.1630049

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wooohooo!!!!

Spartman 06/23/24 (Sun) 21:24:07 No.1630061

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gud guys win

Spartman 06/23/24 (Sun) 22:21:32 No.1630068

>>1630045
explain this to me like im dudddder

Spartman 06/23/24 (Sun) 22:41:14 No.1630070

>>1630068
nu-metal was literally bratz but for boys

Spartman 06/23/24 (Sun) 22:48:59 No.1630072

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>>1630049
>>1630061
YANKEES SPANKEED BY THE BRAVES

Spartman 06/24/24 (Mon) 01:01:42 No.1630087

>>1630070
i always thought it was just gay

Spartman 06/24/24 (Mon) 01:17:50 No.1630092

>>1630087
well sure. it is
i just meant at lik a marketing level

Spartman 06/24/24 (Mon) 09:45:08 No.1630136

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>On Friday night, Blue Jays No. 2 prospect Orelvis Martinez fulfilled a lifelong dream by recording his first MLB hit in his debut against the Guardians.

>On Sunday, he received an 80-game suspension after testing positive for performance-enhancing substance Clomiphene, Major League Baseball announced.

>Later that day, Martinez's teammates suffered a 6-5 loss to the Guardians to finish an 0-6 week as Toronto continued to lose ground in the American League standings.
J U S T

Spartman 06/24/24 (Mon) 12:14:39 No.1630151

>>1630136
>Clomiphene
classic
how is it they always catch em taking the birth control shit and not the actual dope?

Spartman 06/24/24 (Mon) 13:15:05 No.1630156

>>1630151
i don't think he took it to induce ovulation in men it generates more tesosteron

Spartman 06/24/24 (Mon) 14:17:13 No.1630169

>>1630156
ahh i thought it was the other one. the one they take when off the cycle so their balls dont shrivel and fall off. its basically just BC iirc

Spartman 06/24/24 (Mon) 14:19:43 No.1630171

imagine if they did catch you on that nowadays
you could be lik ummmm yea bigot im trans suck it losers, then do a pirouette and walk away. then just keep juicing hard af and looking lik the hulk