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gimme that sword back - GHOSTfrog

🇫🇷⚔️⁉️ — On French social media, it was reported that on the weekend that Durandal, the Legendary Sword of Roland - A Frankish Paladin under the Carolingian Emperor Charlemagne -, which was embedded in the rock for centuries in Rocamadour was stolen by unknown people.

➡️ Given the context of the elections, the decision was taken not to communicate before this Monday

➡️ “It’s an invaluable asset. To my knowledge, Durandal is the only legendary sword that really exists,” laments the mayor of Rocamadour (Lot), Dominique Lenfant, this Monday.

➡️ An investigation, entrusted to the local gendarmerie, was opened, learned from’elle 20 Minutes, confirming the information of the Dépêche newspaper.


is it like the frog version of excalibur




>Zimbabwe introduces plan to jail individuals caught using the US Dollar and other foreign currency for up to 10 years.


GHOSTfrog pls. no sword for you 😞


will they be declared king of france?
will france finally get a nigger king?
the world is waiting


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i'm on the phone with police right now


buk n fuk


dang i miss cabela's
they got the giant fish tank ther?


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remember that cspan caller from maryland this morning


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mp4 fucked up


bet she lives in a trailer


this bish got a shelf of pussy hats


this bitch wakes up, thinks about trump
eats breakfast, thinks about trump
takes her morning shit. thinks about trump
an hour later realizes she didnt wipe good enough, thinks about trump

trump truly lives rent free in these peoples minds


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lel this fuckin guy


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>president of gina is a fierce man


lmao dis real?


>caddy gives HIM a hundo
no way this is real
but it is dup so i don't fukn kno anymore


it appears to be
supposedly "leaked"


maybe he was making bets with the caddy or something


one of >us has time dyslexia and i raly hope its not me


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non potato


norf fc beat souf fc
labour beat conservative
indian out as pm
britain ruled by white man again


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>Starmer is an atheist; he chose to take a "solemn affirmation" (rather than an oath) of allegiance to the monarch. Starmer has said that he does not believe in God but believes in the power of faith to bring people together. He and his family occasionally attend a liberal synagogue, and he stated in a 2022 interview that his children are being brought up to know the Jewish faith and background of their maternal grandparents.


ok i see now, his wife's a turbojew and parliament was talking about ceasefire and maybe telling isntreal to back the fuck off a bit so she whispered some ideas in his head and now heem saying he gonna support israel to the death and clear out all the ebil antisemites in labour
(((landslide victory))) for labour followed


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This is a shot in the dark in case someone else also had the same problem here before
Tl;dr: the current laptop I'm using is ancient and when it overheats(and it overheats easily) the screen gets like this, it freezes and I have to shut it down, this is because hardware is fucked right? I'm certain this is the case, just looking for confirmation from someone that knows better than me. Google isn't giving any good answers


prolly gpu getting toasted, replace the thermal paste on cpu and gpu and clean the inside of the laptop


what this guy said. your gpu is overheating, open the thing clean all the heat sinks and fans, dust is a good insulator. replace thermal paste if cleaning doesn't do the trick. if the thing is old it could also be that your battery is bloated and smushes all the shit inside together which can fuck up the heat dissipation. if nothing works just buy a macbook air which is cool and fanless and never have this problem again.


lel ofc. the uk is the only cunt on the planet that rivals amerigay in terms of being zogged to the brim


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👮‍♂️ 🚗 🤖 Phoenix police officer pulls over a driverless Waymo car for driving on the wrong side of the road leading the nonexistent driver to roll the windows down to speak with the police.

🔶️ Waymo has since released a statement, apparently blaming the incident on "inconsistent construction signage."

🔶️ The car "was blocked from navigating back into the correct lane" for about 30 seconds when the officer pulled it over.

🔶️ "In an effort to clear the intersection, the Waymo vehicle proceeded forward a short distance and pulled into the next available parking lot," the company said.


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>it went into opposing lanes of traffic
>which is bad
o rly
can't wait for more of these to come up and see how many lawsuits the company gets for their 99.999% perfect driving technology that just t-boned a family of five at an intersection


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the sad thing is, they are pushing these things so hard that it will eventually influence future road design. GPT tier road designs that will make zero sense to normal drivers and pedestrians but to these automated systems will make perfect sense.

eventually they will just give up and start blaming current road design and "human meatbags" for their shortcomings, thus giving them an excuse to push bullshit into law pushing the human element out of driving altogether. "driving" will become little more than a thing rich people do from the comfort of their own home with a $25,000 sim rig and $500,000 worth of iracing DLC.
don't think its coming? try finding an affordable new car with a real manual transmission and not some computerized semi-auto nonsense that gives a half-assed illusion of a manual, i dare you.


also, fordomatic sucks
also ford


ur prob right but budy thats gonna take a fuckin while, there will be some towns and then some states that start redesigning road layouts but by the time all thats done it might end up they fixed the cars "gud enuff" to not need to do it for every state. big fuckin country budy, and luckily one of the rare times its gud the guv is designed well to be slow as dirt


actually nvm maybe it isnt rare at all that its gud that the guv is designed to change slow as shit


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it's not the company telling them to do that it's just some gen-x unemployed rando telling other unemployed randos to do it
clickbait indeed, i can name one journo who should be unemployed and selling plasma


fr in my state theyve been expanding large stretches of multiple interstates for over a decade theyre not gonna drop all of that overnight just to redesign thousands of miles of roadway unless there really is some borderline omniscient megajew plan to kill thousands of people through infrastructure meddling


it might not even be an actual person that made that article many of these shitty news rags have already been using AI to write articles
makes me wonder if all that formulaic "and that's a good thing, here's why" was partly intended to train AI models along with the obvious browbeating propaganda reasons


i use dat shit in castlevania


>released a statement, apparently blaming the incident on "inconsistent construction signage."
lol oh thats gonna cost a lot when some yuppie ends up driverlessly btfoing some poor dumb construction cuck cuz his mexican co-workers didnt put the signs up exactly right so the robo-cars could read em

i think ppl dont rly understand just how much driving happens tbh. 0.1% of all driving is still a whole lot of fucking driving. when its actually driven, you can just blame the driver, then insurance/cops deal with it. with this shit tho? every single lawsuit will be pointed at the company that designed the roboshit that killed someone. theyre fucked


America is too big and zoning laws are too strict for us to go the Japanese direction with vehicles. Never forgetti that public transit is the modern equivalent of bread lines designed to waste your time and drain your mental (homeless) and intestinal (seat design/lack of shocks to crush your lower organs) fortitude so you can't self-actuate in your free time.


that looks like a really old version of FSD with how the display is flickering everything all over the place
the new stuff is pretty impressive. AI naysayer faggots act like this stuff wasn't science fiction before 2016


It's great until the programming decides saving a pedestrian's life is higher priority in an unavoidable collision and it rams you into a tree.


i did one of those morality tests and it turns out i value old men's lives more than gen x yuppie women
think of that as you will


its trained on normal people driving, so unless people are regularly slamming into trees during unavoidable pedestrian encounters, i don't think theres much risk of that yet


thats retarded
normal driving skills will not help you in a car crash
lik not even a little


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>so unless people are regularly slamming into trees during unavoidable pedestrian encounters
it must be trained on viper owners then


>normal people driving
ok now throw some insane road raging assholes or chinese drivers at it and see what happens


they curate it with video of people NOT crashing, its not like they've curated footage of duder driving


>insane road raging assholes or chinese drivers at it and see what happens
thats how they trained the early versions


i remember this one tyme i was driving with my frend
he's pretty dumb, was a yuge dopehead, very overweight. was also like, desperate for pussy and involuntarily celibate
anyway this lady cut him off at an offramp and he got ridiculously, comically angry
like i thought he was making a joke.
then >we pulled alongside her car and he rolled the window down and yelled
>dumb fucking bitch you better get off the road before i RAPE you
and i just cringed hard as fuck because it was so cringey


no they used the entire collection of duders dashcam footage


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sniff snoff


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>this happens after virginia it went from top 5 guns state to middle of the pack



>need ID to buy ammo

that's why i left, gayass red flag laws didn't help either


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Idk if anyone cares but I think it's interesting, Civ 6 has Cleopatra as a leader for Egypt and she speaks Middle Egyptian, well I assumed by her time the use of hieroglyphs would be gone but apparently the language she speaks in game at least uses hieroglyphs and there is hieroglyphs transcription of her dialogue


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heres your sparts


that is actually pretty neat.
it seems middle egyptian was still using heiroglyphs as well as some cursive variants.
never really played the civ series myself, although i have meant to try the old (and likely less complicated) ones to get an understanding of it.




this has very strong memetic energies tied directly to sportschan lore and that is very very scawwwwwy ;_;


youre a bit late budy >>1632931



VARY disturbing. should become a gif banner


gud, i hope they kill each other


>14 years old
this just bums me out. being a kid today must be a fuckin psychotic experience


sounds like he pleaded gay to get out of a hate crime
more likely story
>nig tries to get some underage white pussy
>chimps out when its actually a he
>0 awareness on how to hide the crime


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i'd say about 2/3 of em have some sort of made up mental illness these days. only ones that dont are in ultra-religious families who beat their asses regularly.


>Deshawn Watkins



would that matter when hes also being charged with first degree murder? dudes getting decades in prison at the very least with that alone


Gay niggers from Pennsylvania.


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so i looked it up
the real sword literally went missing in lik 700AD, not even in france. the song says that roland the paladin singlehandedly drove back the saracens army to cover the frogs retreat out of iberia, until he knew he was finally fuckt. then he tried to destroy the sword by smashing it against marble, so they wouldnt capture it. it was made by weyland the smith tho, the pseudo-blacksmith-deity dude in all the pagan legends, so it cut the marble in half. so then roland asked archangel michael to toss the sucker back into france.
and thats what this tourist trap shit is. its literally sheet metal that some frogs made lik 100yrs ago and stuck in the cliffside to try to drum up business. lik "lol look this is where it landed guise totes 4 real"

them ayyyrabs def just found the sword, lik prolly immediately afterwards pickin thru the spoils, and prolly just melted it down into something else. i dont think they were big on fuckhuge unwieldy broadswords, considering their whole thang was curved swords and those fight wayyy different

only legendary sword in existence my fuckin ass
its not even the only legendary sword in france
joyeuse is legendary, actually fucking exists and you can go see it in the louvre, and all it did was behead ppl on charlemagnes naughty list and coronate knights.
looks fuckin baller af tho. look at that shit. weylend did gud work man, that guy was fucking everywhere
legend is that he encased a fragment of the lance of longinus in the pommel, which is obviously total bullshit, but i believe it


wouldn't mind having my head cut off by that tbh


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it srsly is sick af
would be a joyous occasion get it?

not even 3 and a half lbs for a full ass straight sword. and that handle/pommel is like the sickest shit ive ever seen. imagine wearing that shit everywhere you went 1300 yrs ago and all the fucking dirt farmer peasants grovel at your feet. kinda based tbph

what do brits have to compare? some gay fucking orb? i guess the sceptre actually does look p cool. kinda girly tho. and lik idk man i guess you could kill someone with it. prolly fucking break tho


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what part of ukraine is this?


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finland stoppin raprs the old fashioned way


why is it in english?


i hate wymen so much its unreal
much love from kazakhstan 💖


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>tfw there hasn't been a shootero in a while


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>the squeaky wheel gets the grease
crossbow shootero in londonistan. 3 grills used to be alive but then they took a bolt to the face. perp looks like a they/them


mahmoud out here plucking his fucking eyebrows before going out like van helsing on PCP


wtf this guy looks ai generated


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i hate foids in the workplace so much its unreal


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>mfw not a wageslave


what are you then?


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Normalfags pay me to live in buildings.


at what cost?


you jewish budy?


what is the point in using all your free time to sit on your ass and watch cartoons while acting like youre some super special genius for being the equivalent of a nigger? is it because you cant afford to do anything but scrape by and have to compensate with tranime condescension?


i havent heard shit about you crane lately are they at another standstill?


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🇺🇸 🇨🇳 🏭 The US Military is Made in China

🔶️ The report was issued by Arlington, VA-based Govini which was awarded a five-year $400 million contract from the Pentagon in 2019 to deliver data, analysis and insights into DoD spending, supply chain and acquisition

🔶️ The report also says Chinese supply chain dependencies are present in every major weapons platform, including US aircraft carriers:

🔶️ And this isn't something that can be solved overnight, or even in a decade. Because a "supply chain" at this scale is an entire economy, as it's a network of many firms that all buy and sell from each other.



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china numba wan
lol who could've seen this coming


just confirms the direct chink-burger war probably isn't gonna happen anytime soon and at least on that front its just gonna be gay economic shit for a long time


Russia invaded New York, shit's pretty hot but Ukraine's giving their all in the current defensive. Its looking a lot like the battle of the bulge though.
tl;dr- Russia keeps pushing for Siversk, Kharkiv, and Pokrovsk, and every time the Ukrainians get their reactive defense mechanisms up in one the other two get blitzkrieg'd.
Also I guess we're committing to the whole "giving Ukraine F-16s" now.


He could be one of those anti-squatter squatters who sign a lease with the landlord and then break into the property/call the cops on the squatters.


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great satan & its franchises still boot on the ass pushing hohols into putler's chipping
orban meeting with dup, not bidup, to talk peace in ukelele lel. some other cunts i forget pushing for it too and gaylenskey issues immediate G(ay)OTIS statement about em not unfollowing rushya
seems lik peace deal is a given if dup wins so wouldve been a very worthwhile use of resources and life all told, fuck me


>will be flying F16s this summer
for like what 3 seconds


this is prolly a couple of dumb questions but idk shit about jets. didnt the ukes have their own planes? and would it be that hard to train someone who is already a pilot on a different jet?


they did have their own jets, they all got shot down within the first month and/or they ran out of pilots to fly them
as for training them to fly something different yeah they have to learn that as well


DW budy the GHOST of Kyiv will be worth it this time


yah i understand they have to learn new stuff but what im wondering is how difficult that would be to retrain an existing pilot (assuming they're not all ded) on an f16? like is it a tremendous tech leap from what they had or is it a matter of a few weeks worth of pointing at new shit and explaining it while everything else is relatively similar?


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lelmao cant make this shit up
jill's a str8 phreak


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biden not a big boy
william howard taft, now that was a big boy
>Taft is remembered as the heaviest president; he was 5 feet 11 inches (1.80 m) tall and his weight peaked at 335–340 pounds (152–154 kg) toward the end of his presidency


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bidup just called joolensky putin in front of nato dudes lel
abc lighting him up and pushing camel in pregame stram
>after sending a telegram to the secretary of war about a horseback ride, the secretary replied, “Referring to your telegram . . . how is the horse?”


fuck look at that bod. peak physical fitness. that's true American muscle.


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please dont die or drop out


holy fuckaroo he's only taking pre approved journoscum that talk slow and he's fumbleling like a mfer
as good as the debate, worth a watch


>president putin
>vp trump


>margin of error 2%
lel more like 20%. if kummula actually stood a believable chance against dup theyd have given bidup the boot long ago


idk still think biding got lotta bolidick swahmp juice puts her bj power to shame
add dr feelgood jill and hunt and it looks lik hot entrenched corrupt on corrupt action


broke foot ass BITCH


*whispers shit talk on his vp as his final statement*


did he just say "listen to him" about dup trash talkin him


p crazy watching bidet burn in real time and the only thing the dims can do is dig up disproven pedo claims from 20 years ago and spout qanon theories about project 2025
the norms dont care about those


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lookin at twatter, he's 100% still planning to run based on the shills
this 👏🏿 is 👏🏿 america 👏🏿 and 👏🏿 its 👏🏿 perfect


orange hitler narrative's been planted for awhile, do swing voters actually exist tho?
maybe they go third party but idk. impossible to tell in dummy land


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What is the margin of error between wearing a thong and dressing as a skater in front of chad and stacey, let's say, hypothetically, that thong is too close to that bussy playa.


i expect better shitposting from sportschan users


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i expect you to get a nose job diving in this crussy bussy


is this stupid haitian nigger the worst fucking press secretary ever??


i unironically believe a lot of presidential decisions are being made by his wife right now, which is why she's so steadfast in him staying in place


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>zelinski-putin gaffe
fucking lel that's one of the worst gaffes, made at the worst time, i've seen in a long time


thats a gril with canonical phat puss, anon.


ok nigger


her, blinken, etc is zero doubt. joe ain't callin shit
calling it "big boy" is so retarded only a teacher could come up w it
spruh imagine gettin fucked by sniffy as his babysitter then runnin the cunt while he takes all the heat. coked stephen kang shit


i expect you to rot in hell with me


>while he takes all the heat
man its way too obvious he isnt calling shit. at this point i think all but the dumbest burgerniggers realize hes just a drug-powered marionette after the entire cunt witnessed the debate
i think theres south american banana republics that are less obviously corrupt and retarded than this embarrassment


Pretty much >>1633952

Basically all planes fly the same. The three variables are speed, maneuverability, and whether it's a single-engine or dual-engine plane (everything non-recreational outside of some package delivery is dual-engine though). The F16 is very similar to the Su-27/MiG-29 but has a bit different specs. It acts like a dual-engine but it's technically a single-engine aircraft but that's actually a net plus for learning to fly it since less shit to worry about as the pilot.

The biggest thing that will get them is that the F-16 is smaller and slower than a Su-27/MiG-29, it trades being a powerhouse like soviet jet design for maneuverability. In many ways the F-16 is a shittier jet (for this current war) because it's designed for quick take-off bombing runs before having to return to base rather than for air support, which is what Ukraine needs. The slower speed will make it a sitting duck for targeting-assisted SAMs, the same reason the Houthis are able to blow up F-16s with MANPADs over in Yemen, which doesn't bode well facing a country who specializes in anti-air technology.

tl;dr- Piloting it will be "close enough" to pick up in like 2 weeks + 3-6 months of training but once the S-300s/S-400s get dialed in they'll be sitting ducks for anything other than "bomb location and GTFO."


Sounds like they took him off his meds and now it's all downhill. That or they boosted his meds too much and his body/mind can't handle it. Please survive until after the national convention, Brandon!

>Kamala 49%
lol, lmao there was literally one (very progressive) poll that showed this result and every news agency is jumping at it. The polling shows that the only person who can beat Trump right now is Michelle Obama.

I know "swing voters" IRL and it basically amounts to them being willing to burn the country to the ground because they don't like my soggy knees. I'm leaving the country if they decide to burn it to the ground since I can get a shitjob in Japan or Poland/Hungary with my niche skillsets. Orange man is a fucking moderate, a democrat-lite, and they can't accept that.


The decisions are being made by the Secretary of State, this is documented by O'Kiefe Media Group, but his wife is coaching him to maintain power, yes.


>calling it "big boy" is so retarded only a teacher could come up w it
Their campaign, the entire country, is being run by failed women who think of everything in terms of being the big boss mommy over toddlers. That is their entire worldview. Expect the same results as the idiots in times past who thought they could treat humans like crops/cogs in a machine.


well at least we arent giving them the overpriced flying bsod machine f-35 i guess


bsod? more lik benchod


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>Fighter jet crashes during training flight in northern Poland, pilot's condition unknown.

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