No.1634175
Hello Spartmans!
Nagoya Grand Tournament starts on Sunday!
In the next two weeks we're gonna watch the recaps of the bouts from the top two divisions, juryo and makuuchi.
Starting at 16:00 UTC. That should be 12:00 on the US East Coast.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner No.1634178
yes
No.1634187
nice
fookin missed it again tho brb sudokuing
No.1634241
i think you mean sumokuing
No.1634403
>>1634325oh like it says in your fucking op
gotta sumodokie twice now so they cancel out, i set an alarm this time
No.1634837
sumo
No.1634865
Thanks for watching!
>>1634831She got a little bit wet there.
No.1635185
sumo gud
No.1635332
Official check ‘em
No.1635543
SUMO
No.1635551
>>1635177the red one looks like Hokutofuji with his balding scalp
No.1635729
mistress wadina is letting me sit in commander's chair (left side of the couch) for todays slappy pushy, and fellas? i'm pretty hyped
No.1635738
>>1634831do sumobros get to bang all da whorbs?
lik i get its all honorabru an shieeet, and most of their waking lives are entirely dedicated to the spart, but theyre also lik country-wide famous as fuck
No.1635740
>>1635738yes, they are sports stars and have no trouble finding a gf
No.1635747
>>1635740i figured
but yah never know w crazy jap shit
they might see chasing skirts as dishonorabru or whatever
No.1635751
>>1635738From lazy wikipee search top guys can get various celebrities. Hakuho has a "glamour model" as a wife, Takakeisho married a fashion model. Terunofuji married a mere uni student, fellow Mongolian (they have a kid now called Temujin, kek).
As for casual hookups I dunno. These guys are fairly famous, perhaps have groupies and whatnot even. This honor stuff isn't like European knighthood was, no Victorian era Anglo prudery neither, sex is important part of life.
Worst case scenario they can grab some fat titties time to times.
No.1635764
>>1635762ah shit teru won? hell ya
No.1635773
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iiiiit's TIIIIMMME
No.1635785
great sumo today
No.1635980
>>1635971quick recovery big boy
bed rest gotta gameshark their bulks tho
No.1636199
Sorry man, I wanna wash but shits been crazy lately
No.1636209
>>1636199just set an alarm budy the whole stram clocks in at just under an hour every time
No.1636214
>>1636209I
work from 6PM to 6AM every day burgertime is what I meant. I literally can't, bro. I like sumo and all I can wash is the highlights because if I don't
sleep for 8+ hours the inflammation gets so bad in my hands I can't grip anything. Fuck blue collar work. No.1636215
>>1636214dam budy thats no fun
No.1636272
>>1636214same here budy. fuck work in general wish i could be a shitty landlord and just watch what i want all day while ignoring tenants complaining
No.1636650
found out my grandmother has been watching sumo for a while
im having a hard time keeping track of the rikishis, but she seems to be happy she has someone to talk to about it. the rest of the family are normalfags and afraid of japanese stuff
No.1636655
>>1636650vary cool
invite her to the stram
No.1636663
>>1636650i love it when the geezers are into unexpected cool shit
No.1636668
>>1636650mother in laws into it too
she was one who gave me the full rundown of that streamer getting dmca'd by nhk
No.1636777
>>1636650New family bonding opportunity.
>>1636668>hat streamer getting dmca'd by nhkNattosumo?
No.1636784
>>1636650ask her what anime she likes
No.1636787
>>1636650>hard time keeping track of the rikishisGive it time. The names in makuuchi are fairly constant. Most of the older veterans rotated out by now, and only some youngsters are good enough to rise up into that division.
Half of juryo is also constant, some of them is promoted to makuuchi just to get relegated in a couple of bashos back.
You'll soon recognize figures. You should always try to read the names of the rikishis at each bout. Soon you'll note certain behaviours, customs, rituals they do, techniques they favor.
Two major technique:
1. oshi-zumo = the "pushypushy" when they don't hold each other but give pushes, slaps
2. yotsu-zumo = when they grab each others' panties and wrestle
Each rikishi favor one over the other.
No.1636851
do you think these guys' bodies get as fucked up as nigger collide players by the time they retire? what happens if their career doesnt take off do they have to lose weight and go work as a handyman?
No.1637142
>>1636851Yes.
Yes.
Recently retired Tochinoshin, a Georgian rikishi who reached the rank ozeki, now sells Georgian wine and honey.
This is his brand:
https://royalgeorgia.official.ec/>Tochi: It's a trade job. I want to promote Georgian products to Japan, such as wine and honey. There are many foods and drinks in Georgia that are good for your health. Wine is made the old-fashioned way, without using preservatives. I created a company called “Royal Georgia” in Tokyo with a friend. The president of the company? I'm not the president. I'm just an ordinary employee (laughs).https://www.nikkansports.com/battle/sumo/news/202306190000700.htmlIn general while they're living with the stable, they get food and a bedroll - I assume free healthcare too - and some pocket money, which is miserable, I think even in makuuchi they only get like couple hundred dollars, and only the topmost reach some thousands. But the top guys get monetary reward for their wins, see Tummyfuji here
>>1636777 having a good payday. They can also score some promotional contracts, they have to advertise stuff, or get invited to shows and whatnot.
As for the lower ranking dudes, they have to do chores for the stable too, cleaning, cooking, so an appropriate job for them would be kitchen hands and chefs, after they leave sumo. In their free time, when they laze around and they wait to get fat they can do whatever they wish I think, those who want to learn (skills, or a trade even) probably can.
No.1637198
sumo
No.1637466
>>1637197>12500 yen = 80 usbux>80 bux for autographed sandals???
No.1637478
>>1637466The value of the yen has gone to shit
No.1637498
sorry about no show sumobro, power got heemed
No.1637716
>>1637711>ywn be part of a strongfat push and slap athlete clubleather bars dont count
No.1637751
sprats missed a great day
No.1638194
>>1638193lel gud advice budy
No.1638214
>>1638209"thanks i needed that"
No.1638394
>>1638209big slap
Takerufuji's injury on his teat
No.1638570
Last day budis! The fate of the yusho (championship) will be decided!
One other important question on the side: can Onosato continue his struggle for the ozeki title? He needs to pocket 33 points in three consecutive bashos. He already has a 12-3 from the tournament of May, and if he wins today, he'll end with a 10-5 which is enough if in September he can belt at least 11 victories.
Also someone pls delete the cp spam.
>>1638421sounds like it
No.1638620
gud final day