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 No.1643397

 No.1643449

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bees r gay wasps btfo all

 No.1643457

Almost time for the 10 year /sp/ birthday celebration

dudddddr get the bee .css ready

 No.1643466

>10 years
i wonder if this is enough to get a google thingy

 No.1643468

>>1643449
wasps are the niggers of the flying insect world
everyone knows this

 No.1643567

>>1643468
>eats harmful insects that fuck up ur garden
>also pollinate
>honey is gay so they don't make it
go put on your rainbow dildo bee suit and preach about bees at the pride oarade bumblebitch

 No.1643571

>>1643567
ummm actually according to the ADL only bees pollinate

 No.1643854

>>1643466
da googl thangy???

 No.1643877


 No.1643958

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>>1643877
Never Forget.

 No.1644097

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>>1643449
fugg u

 No.1644177

>>1643449
fuck wasps and wasp defenders
had to deal with those fuckers shitting out hives in my backyard and front door and trying to find any opportunity to sneak into my house

 No.1644207

>>1644177
>not giving them a room in your house
>not collecting their honey
i feel sorry for you, anon.

 No.1644234

>>1644177
They aren't bad in natural environs but the fuckers have adapted a little too well to living around humans, yeah.

>>1644207
>Wasp honey
I've heard meat bee honey tastes like shit and wasps eat a similar diet high in meat, so that sounds nasty. Also like a fast way to get salmonella.

 No.1644235

>>1643567
You know what else eats harmful insects that fuck up your garden? Spiders/Ladybugs. Nomadic wasps are fine but fuck hive wasps.

 No.1644313

>>1643457
remind me of the exact day again

 No.1644319

>>1644313
wtf…
post a selfie to prove ur a realest duddderman

 No.1644321


 No.1644521

>>1644313
9/17












error posting

 No.1644603

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:)

 No.1644605

>>1644603
what is this….thing

 No.1644656

>>1644521
reminder every day untill dudder

 No.1645490

>>1644656
duddrchan do no forget

 No.1645492

as a 10th anniversary present dddudder will delete sportschan and crash the server
FOREVER

 No.1645716

>>1645492
dont do it dudder

 No.1645719

pls change "its a tampa kinda day" to "its a birthday kinda day" on spee birthday, kthx mwah

 No.1645724

/sp/ was made on dudchan 9/17 in all time zones to mountain time and 9/18 in all time zones after that

 No.1645726

>>1645724
i want to yankees and chill with that moon tain
she probably FUCKS like a beast

 No.1645730

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>>1643397
BBBBBZZZATA
BZZZZZ YANKEES !

 No.1645735

>>1645730
lookin gud, bzzdotz!

 No.1646723

File: 1725381782654.png (6.66 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

Dear Uncle Duddddder,
Hello, how are you?
Pleas, if you are free, would you come over to my house and get rid of a gay nigga who tried to kiss me?
I havn't been able to sleep and it is makeing me sad. I can not pay you much money but I will give you my allowence
Thank you
Peter Quincy, age 19

 No.1647294

every day remembering for duddmen 🙏

 No.1647904

@dudder, hope ur doin great 👍

 No.1648697

%@dudder, daily reminder

 No.1648718

>>1648697
thanks
>>1647904
thansk
>>1647294
thanks
>>1646723
go away

 No.1648997

get 👉 them 🌈 bees 🐝 ready 👏 dudddder 😎

 No.1649208

DDDUDDDDR

 No.1649224

>>1649208
i was told the 17th

 No.1649225

speeday never happened

 No.1649280


 No.1649290

is it da bees tiem spigga

 No.1649303

HALP I'M ALLERGIC TO BEES

 No.1649304

wew
happy criket and a good year-round to you good sars

 No.1649305

based bees
my fav is the last one thats raly slow and flys over the reply box

 No.1649308

>>1649305
>Just noticed they fly behind and in front
oh wow that's actually a rally nice attention to detail
thanks for mentioning it bro

 No.1649309

BEES ARE BUZZIN
WADE IS SPINNIN
HAPPY 10TH /SP/DAY!!!

 No.1649310

at least i can take solace in knowing theres no such thing as beedina

 No.1649312

>>1649310
your goddamn right lil spigga
there's only breedina
happy spee day spudys

 No.1649313

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>>1649310
>Beedina isnt real, she cant hurt you
>Beedina:

 No.1649314

>>1649313
beedina is that a stinger or are you happy to see me?

 No.1649315

>>1649313
NO NO NO NO NO
THIS IS NOT HAPPENING
THIS IS NOT FUCKING HAPPENING
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 No.1649316

was boutta say
im p sure i have several

 No.1649317

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no guess its just this one

 No.1649318

>>1649308
its been that way for yrs tbh
its actually raly kinda fuckin annoying if youre tryna do an kaki

 No.1649319

still my fav bee tho
just gotta bee patient with him

 No.1649320

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>flud

 No.1649321

beenis

 No.1649322

File: 1726586488034.png (7.27 MB, 6138x1024, 3069:512, evolution.png)

1 DECADE
1 DECADE
#1 DECADE
>1 DECADE
<1 DECADE
1 DECADE
1 DECADE

 No.1649323

>>1649322
damn a couple more of those and spee will be older than me

 No.1649328

thanks dudeddder
happy birfday
never thought this would make it to 10 years

 No.1649332

>>1645719
DUDDDDDDDDDER

 No.1649333

>>1649322
almost too old for GOATbro

 No.1649336

ok when do we get to blow up sportschan? put all the thermite in the server and watch it collapse mostly due to structural failure because the fire is too intense

 No.1649339

>>1649336
After we make our elaborate plan with a third party terrorist group to take the fall

 No.1649342

>>1649336
duddder still needs his basement tho

 No.1649346

>>1649322
real deal internet history hours up in here
give it a few more yrs and there will be zoomer video essayists doing 3hr long pseudo-ASMR readings of old spee GETs

 No.1649352

HAPPY 10TH SPEEDAY

 No.1649354

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obl here wishing my friends at sportschan a happy birthday

 No.1649357

WEW HERES TO TEN MORE

 No.1649359

is 10 an GET?

 No.1649360

>>1649359
glory to spee
death to the webring
death to blacked.gov

 No.1649363

>>1649360
SPORTSCHAN IS THE ONLY WAY

 No.1649365

>>1649363
stealing GETs is an act of worship
duddallah has made it lawful

 No.1649366

File: 1726606662684.png (1.28 MB, 1024x1024, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

Let me tell you, folks, I love sportschan. Sportschan is tremendous. They bring people together, they create excitement, and they represent the very best of America. Whether it's threads for football, basketball, or golf—believe me, I know a lot about golf; I have some of the best courses—it's all about competition and winning. Sportschan is the very best folks
believe me they are tremendous people what a great anonymous sports image board. It's their 10th birthday too and they are a fantastic just wonderful website.

 No.1649369

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sportschan forever
a glorious decade
1000 more
sportschan forever

death to moot
death to dudwheels
death to jewsh
death to mega milk
death to odili
death to whoever else I forgot
/sp/ found a way

 No.1649404

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hapy birday
wher is kek?

 No.1649427

happy spee day

 No.1649502

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I HAT ERROR POSTING CANT POST SHIT

 No.1649504

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>>1649502
YOU HAVE SUMO NOW

 No.1649507

cant post much without error posting

 No.1649542

>>1649502
>golden days of GETball is over
golden days of the internet as a whole tbh

 No.1649661

>>1649502
don't forget tankies and troonies
we need to bring back snacks

 No.1649672

>>1649542
>>1649502
google just got a second antitrust suit because they deleted internal communications during discovery relating to the current antitrust suit they lost
so there's a chance the internet could become a wonderful place again in a few years
hold out hope, /sp/igga

 No.1649693

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>>1649672
getting rid of google won't solve much tbh.
boomers already believe facebook is the internet, millienials believe twitter is the internet, and zoomers believe discord is the internet. everything else is mostly irrelevant to the average nu-AOL user.
other than android, google hasn't been particularly relevant in years.
other (shittier) search engines exist so its not like they have a monopoly in that space, they are just the dominant market leader because their product sucks slightly less. practically everything else they do they copied from somewhere else and did a better/more convenient job at it.

killing off google would be a good thing sure, but might as well be arguing that we need to kill off nvidia because amd sucks at making video cards.

 No.1649735

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>>1649693
it's about the ads bro
google owns the adspace, we're talking minimum 39% market share and when accounting for shell companies it's closer to 60-70% market share of ads on the internet are delivered by google
the next closest ones are fagbook (min 14% upper range 30%) and amazon (min 7%, upper range 18%) as major advertising platforms, and everyone knows facebook's numbers are artificially inflated by bots
this means google gets to be the curator for what is and isn't allowed on the internet because ultimately anyone not hosting a server outta their basement is relying directly or indirectly on a service that complies with google policy for advertisement reasons
if google's ad monopoly gets broken up it's gonna be the wild west of the internet since it will mean that you aren't subject to google ToS while still being able to earn revenues, E.G. third party tech companies will be viable on the net again, at bare minimum it will mean the return of sites like liveleak who can make profits off those margins

 No.1649786

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>>1649735
The amount of self-censorship just to not get demonitized and not to piss of advertisers is annoying. Censoring words like suicide and making stupid replacement words like unalive is the some dystopian bullshit. Numerous times I'm watching some jewtube video and they say some new censored word it just baffles me and the message is so watered down.

 No.1649957

>>1649693
you're getting high on your own doomposting friend
how is now any different from when boomers and gamerword cattle believed Lawnmower Man and Hackers were documentaries, or that hackers on steroids were literally going to dirty bomb a stadium? you're not special, this era isn't special, and in a hundred years we'll be bitching soykaf don't understand cyberspace
even in the most pessimistic interpretation breaking up jewgle sets a precedent for breaking up more consequential members of the oligopoly

 No.1650035

>>1649786
Thank God I have this shithole, posting with normalfags would be hell.
I can say freely, "All the kikes should kill themselves." Just like our shitposting ancestors intended.

 No.1650040

>>1649957
Speaking of, Pim Tool is talking about the Jewgle thing, with Jason Fyk (the guy suing to remove section 230).

 No.1650088

>>1650035
That's until dddudder caves in and runs ads to pay the server bill

 No.1650094

>>1650040
teel deer me?
baldie ruins discussions and gives me psychic dmg

 No.1650130

>>1650094
He mostly lets the guest speak on Culture War, but the teel is that fat guy has a lawsuit that could fuck up all of social media/video platforms by forcing them to either be content-neutral or be liable for pedocel/illegal shit on their platforms. if the judge doesn't issue a ruling, he goes straight to the supreme court on civil rights grounds. If the judge issues a ruling against him, his case is airtight and goes straight to SCOTUS on appeal next year. The case has since been passed around by at least 5 judges who have all recused themselves from his case because of tech media bribes.

 No.1650137

>>1650088
do i smell a donation drive?

 No.1650147

we missed our birthday..



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