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TODAYRROW

Ask not what cunt can do for you, ask please mistress Wadina may I have a portion of cunt

>Biden admin revises jobs down by 818,000

>RFK jr set to endorse Trump
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 No.1646356

>>1646348
what language is this?

 No.1646357

>>1646349
shame no one sensible heard of this and robbed a few after they left the bank

 No.1646365

>>1646342
>>1646348
>>1646349
IM PAYING IT! IM PAYING IT!!

 No.1646366

File: 1725214474877.png (2.32 MB, 1440x3120, 6:13, Screenshot_20240901_131316….png)

>>1646349
idgi is the gimmick pretending that you scammed the bank?

 No.1646368

>reading up on the chase fraud
>get sidetracked by some story about kummula polls
>read the comments and it's all fags shitflinging and making unverifiable claims
why tf do people still pay attention to polls and do this stupid shit? if you look at their methodology pich all of them are heavily biased in some manner or will do stupid shit like only poll 1000 people and then act like that's adequate enough to represent tens of millions of voters
fuck i hate democracy so much just rip the bandaid off and pick a dick tater already you glownigger faggots i know you're gonna do it before long anyway

 No.1646369

>>1646366
the gimmick is that niggers can withdraw money they don't have (and spend it)
will it wreck their credit? yes. possibly result in prosecution and jail time? maybe– depends how nigger friendly the local prosecutors are. do niggers care? who knows, thats some future niggers problem.

 No.1646371

>>1646294
could've had fiber at my new apartment but the tech who was going to set it up showed me where the gorillas who installed it broke the fiber line in like three places, and they would've had to rip out the wall in three different apartments to run a new line
death to cox

 No.1646372

>>1646330
they were planning to do it but the deal never went through

 No.1646373

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 No.1646375

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>>1646366
>Yesterday, a glitch in Chase Bank's system allowed people to withdraw funds they weren’t entitled to, prompting the bank to place 7-day holds on the affected accounts.

>As a consequence, chase account holders who participated in this glitch are now dealing with massive negative balances as well as a seven day hold on their accounts.

top lel

 No.1646376

>>1646368
bolidicks is the nu national religion, complete with all the accoutrements
heard "i'm not voting dup bc i dont want to hear his name every day" recently from an otherwise v smart person who hats dems

 No.1646377

File: 1725216775355.mp4 (5.26 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, china robot numba wan.mp4)

the future is now

 No.1646378

>>1646342
so its just write fake check and withdraw before it clears?
when and why the fuck did they remove waiting for it to clear? my tiny ass credit union does that, chase is one of the big bois

 No.1646379

>>1646377
0/10
obviously computer generated

 No.1646381

>>1646377
makeup on a human.
itll get there, but not yet.

 No.1646382

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>>1646339
idk where it is from however

 No.1646383

>>1646378
just another form of the nigger tax

 No.1646384

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>>1646371
charter plans on running fiber to the home when hell freezes over

 No.1646387

File: 1725218398339.mp4 (808 KB, 640x352, 20:11, 2 niggos walkin.mp4)


 No.1646388

>>1646376
>i'm not voting dup bc i dont want to hear his name every day
i've still been hearing and seeing dup's name almost every fuckin day for the past 4 years and he wasn't even president, that dude's full of shit

 No.1646391

>>1646387
do you know how they came up with the word nigger ?

 No.1646393

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>>1646388
def, but even giving that as a reason is some thetan count by amway level stuff
lik no one raly knows whats going on but everyone gotta have the scripture™ on it

 No.1646399

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 No.1646400

>>1646399
there was a black guy and he was acting like a real nigger, so they called him it

 No.1646402

>>1646373
lel
fuck did they arrest him for? being too cool? real shit move waiting until he went inside his own home without a warrant. is that legal at all or are they just trying to make his day shitty because he was too cool in front of them

 No.1646403

>>1646369
ya but that pic ur replying to says its hollywood funny money right there on the funny money
>>1646375
wait it actually was a glitch? i thought it was simple check fraud and niggers being too dumb to realize theyre defrauding their own fucking bank with their own flippin account.
just get a loan ffs and dont pay it back. fucks ur credit up but hey no felony charges and you wont lose your ability to have a bank account pretty much anywhere

 No.1646404

>>1646373
>arresting him for hurt feelings

lmao cops are such fags
yet if he was black they would have got down on their knees sucked his cock, on on their cutest sissy girl panties and offered up their hottest daughter for interracial breeding

cops get the bullet too, hypothetically speaking in a game of call of duty of course

 No.1646410

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 No.1646412

>>1646402
it's not legal at all without a warrant no matter how shitty he's acting to them and if he gets even a halfway decent lawyer he can sue the county over it. too bad about qualified immunity tho, if that wasn't a thing he could sue those particular pigs directly and give the rest of these zogbot cocksuckers a vary gud financial reason to watch themselves.

 No.1646413

>>1646404
cops should get nothing short of public torture

 No.1646414

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*panting*
rich maga republicans….*exhales* are going to tie us up
their lingerie clad harem of wives will spread our legs *tongue sticks out* they will lubicrate master daddy magas big glistening cocks using their mouths *deep panting* and they us breed you over and over again inserting their cock all the way to the back of the womb….arthoe breeding programs chained up for 9 months at a time just like what DADDDDDY use to doooo UGHHHHHH~~~ *pussy juices gush all over the keyboard*

 No.1646423

>>1646372
what? the deal went through fine bepis gave large shipments of sugary cola in exchange for warships with their weapons removed. The Americans just proceeded to stab bepin in the back and force a sale of all soviet vessels before they could even competitively offer them to the South-East Asians.

 No.1646425

holy shit how is this account even active lmao
https://x.com/Muhsoci0factors
its gold tho

 No.1646427

>>1646369
>>1646366
If this is the result of the lawsuit that I think it is, Chase was actually doing some illegal shit in which they either had to up the requirements for rural/trailer whites (which was a lot of their small business clients), or allow nigs to use equally if they met those low standards.
So either way no sympathy for the bank they reap what they sow.

 No.1646428

>>1646412
ya thats what i was thinkin. when i saw that faggot chase INTO budys house i figured budy just got a payday delivered and all he had to do was tell the swine to fuck themselves. win win, both for budy, he just had to wear some extra jewelry for a lil bit.

 No.1646429

>>1646423
corps been arguably > gobblemint for awhile
member pfizer wanting military bases for the jab? lel not to mention united fruit co et al

 No.1646430

>>1646377
super filtered, China is known for dressing people up for this shit too
at second 11 may be an animatronic but that thing would crush your pelvis if they equipped it with a fake pussy

 No.1646433

>>1646373
This is a perfect case example of why the concept of castle doctrine exists. Not so much "you can shoot people in your home" as from the legal perspective that a man's home is his castle, so without explicit jurisprudence of a higher crown (E.G. a warrant/court order) no further actions may be taken against a man on his own property without direct actionable cause
E.G. watched him pop a cap in some spigga's ass from his front porch then ran inside

 No.1646435

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 No.1646438

french zoomer hour

 No.1646439

i refuse to believe the chems and food-grade setup needed to trick the cacao bean into growing a certain way to extract the good stuff is in any way as cheap as some niggers loppin' 'em off trees for pennies

 No.1646441

>>1646435
>far right
>german political parties
ok so it's center left at best

 No.1646454

hello fellow bibliophiles

 No.1646456

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 No.1646458

>>1646454
book fuck…! 😭 📕📕📕📕 🍆💦

 No.1646460

>>1646456
its better to call the cops and tell them there's a hostage situation tbh. chances are they'll shoot up the place and hit a bunch of retards who think voting matters.

 No.1646465

>>1646456
>biggest empire in history
>comedian's adult swim headed guest has top explain how to vote
ya

 No.1646466

>>1646456
ok so what is he not telling us

 No.1646511

BOMPLIMIT
make da thread

 No.1646518

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hapy labr day budys



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