No.1654628
>>1654604>calm downbro im neurotic as a motherfucker. knowing i should be calm is one thing. being calm is another. even just chillin im gonna have an elevated heart for a few days and pit in my stomach. it just is what is is
anyway if they're gonna fire me its going to be on a friday, a little after lunch is the companies preferred firing time for a lot of reasons
No.1654630
>>1654628demand two weeks notice
No.1654634
>>1654628hold the ceo's children hostage and demand the fap logs be erased
No.1654638
>>1654635is this a gud movie? keep seeing it posted sometimes
No.1654667
>>1654530cool now do the dozen or so other chemicals that make tap water taste like shit
No.1654674
>>1654669i somehow read that as "set your house on fire before the world" at first
>>1654670harris did some gay shit with doritos awhile back in an effort to come off as relatable and i guess these whorbs are still trying to make it a thing? idk women are fuckin stupid and any society that lets them vote deserves to burn
No.1654693
robotaxi event nowish
im actually somewhat bullish on it since they delayed it. latest FSD is nearly there. i think autonomous will be near term profitable. release to normie retards while 'requiring' supervision, but really people will just stay barely awake or whatever and essentially beta test it as fully autonomous
then after the safety numbers are good enough in the next ~1-2 years, theyll aim to get official approval using all the offical data
No.1654694
>>1654669this guy is such a hypocrite lmao.
zero ethos
No.1654698
>elon comes on screen
>wtf he sounds like an AI too this is weird
>like his voice is ADR too
>but his lip
>JUST SCAN THIS QR CODE TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS LIFE CHANGING EVENT
>JUST .1 ETHERIUM TO JOIN
lmfao this is some sophisticated shit, they've been uploading videos for months to pull this scam off
the video even has lip synced shit
ok where i can watch the real stream
No.1654699
they even had the channel name to show up as Tesla. wonder how many retards are sending etherium to that QR code RIGHT NOW
No.1654700
>24 minutes late
maybe its dragging the corpse of a test engineer around the track and they can't start the stream until they get him out
No.1654701
>>1654693you can pretty safely assume if Elon made it it's a scam
likely an elaborate scam that will be very lucrative in the short-term, but a scam nevertheless
I try not to rag on him after he bought shitter but it doesn't change he's a literal snake oil salesman No.1654702
>>1654701dude's ego is the size of the fukn sun and he acts like a frat boy. only good thing he did with x was add the readers' context feature and make enough lefties cry and shit their pants enough to make them go to mastodon, otherwise its mostly the same and a gorillion russian spam bots
No.1654706
>>1654701>>1654702>person in the crowd had a medical emergency right before the event so its lateyou guys are way too salty. lot of these super successful people have egos the size of the solar system. but where theres smoke, theres fire. i dont think its a coincidence he's had his fingers in the pie of so many successful endeavors. for all his retardedness, he obviously gets SOMETHING right
this isn't a theranos situation. FSD is clearly way ahead of the pack, and space x might be
come the most single profitable single company on the planet. everyone who has cried vaporware for the past 10 years look like fucking retards and have lost a boatload of $$
No.1654707
he is a shitty fucking public speaker, i'll say that. halting autistic speech pattern
No.1654715
>optimus
also pretty big deal, and they're doing wagie labor at the event showing that you can probly replace most retards at the minimum wage or below minimum + tip level
No.1654717
anyway, event was pretty uneventful.
i think the biggest news is they have 20 prototypes of these thangs, some sort of timeline and a price point
tsla will probly fall a bit until FSD numbers and $$$ start comin in
No.1654720
>>1654706>i dont think its a coincidence he's had his fingers in the pie of so many successful endeavorshis only successful venture was paypal and he's been riding on the capital and useful idiots willing to lose investment money generated from that for years
i guess you can call tesla successful if you consider it a stock and not a car manufacturer
OpenAI is successful but only by virtue of the rest of that industry collectively committing suicide
>this isn't a theranos situation his entire career is a theranos situation /sp/ro No.1654721
>>1654713this is just an extension of the same lie he was selling with hyperloop for over a decade
literally the same design just on wheels instead of rails
No.1654722
>>1654628>he’s under pressure>the big play is coming up>he big shittin in them jencos @ auto zone>he can’t handle the pressure>he’s a balding low t cuckI think it’s time to gb2sa my guy.
No.1654728
>>1654713looks like some shit out of that bruce timm batman cartoon
No.1654730
>>1654720you're actually insane if you're saying space x isn't successful
same with tesla
are there even any other EV that are profitable for their companies??
the autonomous side of it is also crazy and you're nuts if you dont see the utility
just in one niche area, guarantee the future of aviation warfare will be autonomous fighters trained on dogfighting vids No.1654731
also again the optimus stuff also has huge potential, just because they're so far ahead on the vision neural net stuff.
the moment you can mass produce people who earn 30-50k doing mindless wagie jobs its unironically over for retards
No.1654737
>>1654730>Yes daddy Musk spank me HARDER!^ (You) right now
No.1654739
>>1654737ok mr low t. any other hot takes? you finish your hustlers university courses yet?
No.1654764
>gay fapfic guy is the tesla fanboy
No.1654780
>>1654764obvious in hindsight
mayb heem want to recreate the rush of cathie woods turning the last foot of his digestive track into a programming sock?
No.1654791
>>1654730Let's run through his current ventures if filter-chan will allow me to.
>HyperloopGot him banned from doing business directly in the UK/France because it's a scam. Went from bullet train to taxi glory hole because it wasn't economically feasible in the first place.
>SpaceXHas yet to break even on ROI and likely never will after he botched landing pad construction to try and save a buck. Was never going to be viable to begin with since he needed 4 launches per rocket to break even BEFORE destroying several dozen of them in botched launches. Renegotiating the existing contract on the 70s rockets would have been cheaper and just as efficient. Sunken cost fallacy if you're stupid enough to believe these will ever break even.
>Teslareliant on green tax credits, value of the company is 97% stock and that 3% is only sustained on spending the stock (super illegal btw)
Cyber Truk is a decade late and only exists to keep Tesla from being taken to the cleaners for fraud, and it meets none of the promised specifications
>Grokonly viable because Gemini and the other one are having a sudoku battle
>PayPalone of his few successful ventures which is why he sold it for venture capital funds
>ShitterSee Grok but social media edition, I'll give credit where credit is due but the company will cease to exist when the debt comes flying in if orange man isn't elected
>OptimusBaxter did it better and cheaper clear the fuck back in 2013, robotic hands powered by servos are basically the final project (read:minimum standard) for any Solidworks certification class since 2010
Am I forgetting any? I know he had several tech bubble websites he sold off back in the day but those ones were all obvious ponzi schemes in retrospect
No.1654792
>>1654731>The momentThey have been able to since 2008 bud. Immigrants are cheaper.
No.1654805
>>1654791>reliant on green tax creditsI read that companies would buy EV cars, don't ever use them, but file for green tax credits because their fleet has EV cars.
No.1654811
>>1654808have been since you could buy a vibrator online, bruv the consequences will hit in another 10 or 20 years when social security flops methinks.
No.1654815
>>1654808sub 5 males, its over
stacy would fuck a robot before you
No.1654830
>>1654815lel if i can get a proxy to work ill repost on gaysee it will send those spergs into a fit of autistic rage
No.1654833
>>1654808women are already unhappy with beta cuckold simpoid males I don't think they would go all out for a walking-talking dildo machine
No.1654834
>>1654830/kc/ is still around?
No.1654843
>>1654834ye in the form of
krautchan its basically german 4gag at this point, pedos and namefags running rampant at any given time theres 10+ women hate threads cuz muhh incel its pretty pathetic every now and again you get a jem of an oldmeme, or a good .webm
t. lurker
No.1654844
>>1654843kohlchan im retarded too
t. retard
No.1654862
>>1654670its just lesbians being dykes as usual
No.1654870
>>1654791>hyperloopcalm down thunderfoot, you can at least respect the grift.
it is stupid tho
>Sunken cost fallacy if you're stupid enough to believe these will ever break even.you're actually retarded
have you ever looked at the cost per kg for moving shit to space??
payload delivery alone gives a ROI within a lifetime. factor in the as the price decreases, it becomes more open for anyone to shove money into the ring
in reality– yuge govt contracts would pay it off within maybe half a decade of being in operation. NASA spends fucking 3-4 BILLION on supply missions to the ISS alone dumbfuck.
all of that is besides the point really. because all the big aero defence rocket fags operate with the US govt pouring their fucking coffers into them for R&D ie they're operating significantly more effectively than their peers. the only difference in that regard imo is greater private equity for space x
>tesla reliant on green tax credits3% of revenue,
98 billion revenue
15 billion profit
would leave a 12 billion of profit with no carbon tax credits
if you assumed 20% of their profit comes from things like federal tax credits that would still leave it well above profitable at ~10 billion, you fucking retard.
>social media slopwho gives a fuck?
>grokyou just need something that can do 'fuck me daddy' RP for optimus
>optimussee above
again the real selling point of optimus is the camera/neural net shit they're the most expert on
No.1654906
guys i think my teat just boosted i suddenly feel the need to write a homosexual novel