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Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 04:37:28 No.1649944

WHITE DUDES
UNITE!

Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 04:38:51 No.1649945

>>1649944
something very incoherent about the logic flow in this and im just too tired after work to try and really figure it out right now

Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 04:47:29 No.1649946

>>1649944
the fact that some faggot unironically thought this would help get Kummala get votes is hilarious to me. We're unironically being ruled by retards and China/Russia are going to push our shit in so hard when WW3 comes.

Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 04:49:13 No.1649948

<HEY WHITE MEN
<WE HATE HEARING HOW WE ARE THE PROBLEM
<BUT THATS ONLY 'SOME' OF US WHITE GUYS
<LIKE TRUMP! UH! DUMB RED HAT
>BUT IS HARRIS ANY BETTER?
>THEN I REALIZED, ITS NOT ABOUT PICKING TEAMS wait isn't that LITERALLY what an election is??
>ITS ABOUT WHO IS GOING TO FIGHT FOR ME AND MY FREEDUM
%I DID MY OWN RESEARCH– TURNS OUT ITS HARRIS!
%WAIT WAIT WAIT! I KNOW HOW IT SOUNDS BUT LISTEN!
%THEY REALLY ARE THE REAL DEAL! THEY DONT HATE US AND WILL FIX ALL OUR PROBLEMS

ok i think figured it out a little
main topics of the ad broken down by color

<ORANGE
basically a 'hey fellow white guy' intro, but i dont know who it would appeal to? saying only SUM whytes instead of ALL whytes would rub leftists the wrong way. implying an individual has to answer for anything someone else does on the basis of race would rub anyone with a brain the wrong way, and UGH FUCKING STUPID HAT DRUMPF would turn off righties

>GREEN
"is harris better? well voting isn't about picking sides" literally nonsense wtf

%PURPLE
'Before you jump down my throat!' is basically fucking third wall break for your CAMPAIGN AD– its almost like an admission that your candidate actually is actually the exact opposite of all the shit you just said, and you KNOW it

Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 05:38:04 No.1649958

>>1649946
thank you for your post
your social credit score has increased 5 points

Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 05:50:35 No.1649962

>>1649958
kys nigger faggot

Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 09:16:44 No.1649981

Reminder they paid $10,000,000 for this.

Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 09:59:12 No.1649986

File: 1726826352110.mp4 (2.63 MB, 640x360, 16:9, killdozer_never_forget.mp4)

<i-if we don't do da ebul mean nationalist thing mom won't ground us harder
good to know the western hemisphere has developed into a circlejerk of mentally stunted grown children too afraid to have self-agency

Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 10:51:16 No.1649996

>>1649986
i feel lik ol marv would be immensely uncomfortable w how hes become this accelerationist poster child in the modern day.

guy liked the rules. he liked the game, and liked playing inside of those rules. he amassed a sizable fortune playing the game. it was only after being scheisted for years without any recourse, by a bunch of flagrant rule-breakers, that he was forced to become unreasonable. if you listen to his whole thang, its p clear he never wanted to have to do any of that stuff. he just felt he had no choice left and wanted to die anyways.
doesnt sound like heem was lookin to be a role-model for anyone

Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 11:21:08 No.1649999

>>1649996
that's the point dude everyone who has been following the rules is seeing all this blatant kikery benefitting rule breaking psychopaths and it's increasingly giving people that killdozer feel. he's a poster child for that reason and whether he'd be comfy with that or not is irrelevant

Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 11:30:32 No.1650000

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>>1649999
p much
also check them

Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 12:22:19 No.1650009

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Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 12:22:38 No.1650010

your fedposting is pretty gay, cia

Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 13:35:32 No.1650029

I wish i could vote for Harris but my wife and her multiple boyfriends dont let me out of the basement.

Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 13:58:31 No.1650033

>>1650009
>No Dogs
Come on, man.

Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 14:07:17 No.1650037

>>1650033
your wife will have to wait outside

Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 14:24:50 No.1650042

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>>1650037
Jokes on you, my wife is 2D.

Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 14:33:12 No.1650044

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>>1650042
sir

Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 09:46:39 No.1650180

>>1650044
are you fighting cartoon women online with a cartoon model of a penguin? p childish tbhsmh

Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 10:46:49 No.1650185

>>1650180
beats roleplaying as a female cartoon character like some kinda tranny tbh

Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 11:03:53 No.1650188

>>1650185
so you are a zoophile then?

Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 11:59:28 No.1650194

>>1650188
yeah it's cool i also still have my cock and don't pretend i'm a woman too

Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 14:39:23 No.1650213

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>>1650010
the apple tree must be refreshed with the water from the kitchen faucet

Spartman 09/22/24 (Sun) 13:44:12 No.1650409

I was going to make a GOOD POST but the tranny jannies have a wordfilter and I don't feel like solving a puzzle so here's an offering to the jannies(fuck off)