/sp/ - Sparts

You're brain damaged like most people. See, you have this weird ranking system in your head. You're conditioned to see pretty vs ugly on a scale. You probably also think women operate this way too (more of them do, but there is a shortcut.) See, men do this and its usually guys who end up single just like the women that do the same thing.

See, in reality you see a girl you like. And you're attracted to her more than anyone else even though she's "less pretty" but the truth is, you just like her. we used to call this a "crush" and when you have a crush on a girl, it does not matter where she falls on the scale.

These people will like someone to the point where that person can gain weight, dress sloppy, get old, and still fantasize about having sweaty stinky sex with them, but refuse to date them because they want someone of a higher "rank". women are like this too, thats why youll see a girl thats a "high rank" with some fat slob. she liked him. simple as that. girls get crushes.

It's stupid. but this is where we are as a species. I blame social media.

this is what a REAL 11/10 woman looks like with HER ORGANS in the right place unlike your racist sexist INCEL anime girls you internet dweebs fawn over, this is what REAL feminine BEAUTY looks like and if you cant handle that its because you just ARENT MAN ENOUGH sweeeeeety, and thats the mother fucking TEA

>>1651075
this
hot vs ugly "tiers" are nothing but a social construct created by teenagers who don't understand real life. as is promiscuity without procreation.
men and women are both hardwired to be the most attracted to who is the most compatible genetically, as that is what propagates the species. beauty is far less important than who will be the most capable of protecting, providing for, and bearing the most children. compatible personality matters too, but to a lesser degree, but is more important than superficial beauty.

>>1651046
a golden personality can make a 5/10 girl a total banger

>>1651075
im not reading this novel FAG
12 words or less ready go

>>1651158
she can't help it someone was assigning objective value to a woman

>>1651157
these days if she can cook, clean, and do the laundry she's a keeper even at a 3.

>>1651192
fr fr pic related

>>1651177
contractions are two words
didn't read lol

every womyn on that list is attractive, but if she's a bitch or has the personality of sandpaper then i lose interest rly quickly
like the amount of womyn that can't give anything more than one-word replies to questions is shocking
>what do you do for fun
<sleep
>what's your dream job
<idk
>what do you think about [issue]
<what

>>1651046
>something to do with monkey brain mating strategies seeing hot girls as more likely to cheat
predator prey theory always made sense to me. instead of a bum leg sheem at back of the pack cause of a gummy smile

I don't believe in rating anything, let alone people and I tend to find a variety of women attractive and in the past it would've been very easy for me to crush on any random one. After maturing a bit and some bad experiences, my brain will still find those same people attractive but at the same time I am more aware of physical features is for the most part a trap to seduce unsuspecting men. To the point, whenever I do see a random qt, I immediately fill myself with some level of disgust to counteract it.

I could incessantly rant on more but the whole topic is simply tiresome, yet I can't escape it.

>>1651075
>>1651158
TL;DR pic related.

>>1651258
i don't get it

>>1651261
6th Bond in the series
9th item on the McDonalds menu
have fun

>>1651273
fuck you

>>1651275
he is lying to you
that is not daniel craig

>>1651257
I've known some chubby average looking girls that I want to fuck more than some supermodels that are objectively "prettier" but my penis doesn't care. My penis wants the chubby girl with big eyes and a cute face.
It should be common sense that the chubby girl is more attractive than a supermodel, but instead people interpret this as "Why do I want to fuck a 4 more than a 9?"

I personally know 2 people that are fit/attractive/successful/smart with fun personalities that are now in their 40s and still single, and still want kids. One is a man and one is a woman. But they have the same problem.
They both date alot and both of them at some point have chickened out of "choosing someone" they liked because they felt they could do better. So they keep going to the gym thinking hey, maybe i can get a girl like that last girl i really liked, but an 8 or 9 instead of a 7.
But these were people they were both attracted to. But the thought of "maybe I can get a higher score" is going to leave them single and childless.

Atleast theyll be able to distract themselves with entertainment in the big city! sure beats having a family with a girl/guy you liked and are attracted to. better than being with a 7 youre highly attracted to when youre a 9.

>>1651220
What's wrong with sandpaper?

>>1651257
lot going on there lel, but end of the day your brain's doing you a favor budy

>>1651046
foxed

>>1651258
oh man this is like some giantess vore thing isn't it

>>1651324
this except put those two niggers at the top at the very bottom, and bump the asians up

>>1651220
most women are pretty uninteresting in terms of intellect and personality. its usually best to avoid anything that involves independent thought.

>>1651277
its not sean connery

>>1651369
nah i've talked with plenty of women that can keep a conversation going and actually have deep chats with them but then they never want to meet up or decide that they don't actually want to date someone, obv that's not true it's just the best excuse they can think of for not wanting to date me.

>>1651369
swear that thing about women either adopting or going ham in the opposite direction of their ex's opinions is true
playing columbo with their dating history keeps it interesting

this is now a feels thread
tell me your problems spartmen

>>1651895
i hit a possum with my car on the way back from grocery shopping and it had babbies and now i feel bad but on the bright side i made some gud pancakes. luv pancakes

>>1651898
not ur fault budy, i'm sure they'll be fine

>>1651903
not with tire treads stamped into them, i stopped and went back to look to see if there were any alive i could take to a shelter and turns out i got all of them at once. shit luck, i was coming around a curve and there they were. oh well good thing there's prolly tens of thousands of others around me

>>1651904
fug man sorry to hear that
at least it was quick?

>>1651907
i was going about tree fiddy so yah

>>1651434
if they had a father figure in their life they tend to adopt their father's opinions by default, or the exact opposite if the father-daughter relationship was bad. they tend to be at least somewhat reasonable.
the worst are the ones who lived in single mother households and adopted their mother's opinions by default though. the absolute worst to be around. i think these are the ones who adopt their ex's opinions the most often, if their ex wasn't a beta cuck that is.

>>1651911
possums are basically dire rats, so just think of it as free exp

>>1652064
possums r cute tbh
they're not mean bastards either
not to make the other guy feel bad, but the babies almost certainly died. possums don't survive that long in the wild, even in the best conditions

>>1652122
they are good for pest control
they like eating slugs and snails and other things that fuck with your garden

>>1652127
cute little things
i wished they'd hang out in my yard
instead ive got a fucking racoon that drops by just to make big fat shits and piss me off

>>1652132
just kill it, raccoons are the actual giant rats. make a little hat out of him and leave his bones around as a warning