No.1651574
tallahasse getting blown the fuck out
No.1651581
any hurricane streamers ?
i really enjoy hurricane live footage
No.1651582
>>1651574i wouldn't mind gettin blown
No.1651583
>>1651581cajun navy still a thing? those guys rule
No.1651593
>>1651586are there any
japanese owned nuclear power plants nearby?
No.1651600
im in trouble
No.1651616
>>1651600they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother
No.1651628
>>1651600mommy grounded you in the middle of a hurricane? what a bitch
No.1651645
>>1651643no he died, i am next in line of succession so i am now the new owner of spee
my first decree is that everyone receives a free order of breadsticks and marinara sauce
No.1651652
>>1651651you exist because i allow it and you will do as i say because i command it
now eat the breadsticks
FAGGOT No.1651657
dudder is not even cold yet and they/them throwing a party with breadsticks and marinara sauce..
No.1651660
>>1651657>choice between some random autist on the series of tubes<or breadsticks and marinarai'll take the breadsticks any day
No.1651661
dont listen to them ddddudddr
>we're waiting for your safely return
pls respond asap
t.carer
No.1651668
>>1651661i mean hes obv still got power
i wouldnt worry too much
yet No.1651680
>>1651666>gatorslol back the fuck up budy they will snap at you before you realized what happened
they're lazy fuckers until they aren't
No.1651682
>>1651680whats with that last one making that popping noise?
are they lik snakes where they use taste/tongue to detect fast thangs?
No.1651697
>>1651695no ur not you died i am the new leader i gave everyone breadsticks and marinara when you wouldn't give it to them
YOU'RE A FAKE AND A FRAUD No.1651699
>>1651695touch the humming wires they're friendly
No.1651714
>>1651682>are they lik snakes where they use taste/tongue to detect fast thangs?Nah they rely pretty strictly on sight and smell, but I know they leave their mouths open to intake extra smell from the air, kinda like how you can enhance the taste of things by breathing through your mouth while eating.
No.1651717
>Multiple Waffle Houses in Tallahassee and one in Crawfordville shut down, raising the Waffle House Index to red which indicates the possibility of severe damage to the restaurant.
oh fuck
No.1651721
>>1651695hope you stole that and built a time machine like that art bell dude
worst of it over?
No.1651742
>>1651651dude wtf i was listening to this in the office and then the lyrics started and my boss walked in now he just sent me an email setting up a meeting with HR
No.1651749
>>1651744those semis should sacrifice themselves to form a new bridge across
No.1651750
>>1651744wew indeed
gonna be a rly long time before they get that shit sorted out
No.1651756
how many cars has dudder totaled?
No.1651759
>>1651744damn dude this makes me appreciate living in an elevated spot near a ravine fuck having all your shit destroyed by water like this not to mention the almost guaranteed severe mold problems in your house afterward
No.1651765
>>1651744lel
keep voting blue, southniggers
No.1651766
>>1651763are rock n whorbs gud? ;_;
No.1651770
ah wow this is pretty bad
climateniggers aren't gonna shut up about this one, are they?
>>1651742it's ok it's just promotions!
No.1651771
>>1651770climate niggers have never shut up about anything except when you're pointing out chinks and indians are to blame for the vast majority of global pollution then they change the subject
No.1651784
>>1651762this is the kinda shit you see in chinkland, not ameriga
No.1651789
>>1651762why cant shit like this happen in place like africa, or south america ?
just wipe the whole continent away
No.1651800
>>1651797mmmm at least you got something good to drink
should last a while
No.1651803
sportschan server is getting free water cooling
No.1651804
>>1651800gotta rotate fumes or ya develop tolerance
No.1651807
wut was that disaster stram with the dancing possum or pickle emoji? margarita too i thunk
theyd pull up multiple amd do emergency service and ham audio. youtube live with chat think they moved to cytube at some point?
No.1651814
>>1651810this is a psyop to forcefully overthrow the duddder administration in a blatant coup
No.1651857
>>1651810nice nose you got there goyim
No.1651921
>>1651666>3rd videoummm, its called a drain, never heard of it??
No.1651956
https://archive.ph/QAY02🇺🇸Hurricane Helene kills at least 44 and cuts a swath of destruction across the Southeast
Hurricane Helene left an enormous path of destruction across Florida and the southeastern U.S. on Friday, killing at least 44 people, snapping towering oaks like twigs and tearing apart homes as rescue crews launched desperate missions to save people from floodwaters.
The Category 4 hurricane knocked out power to some hospitals in southern Georgia, and Gov. Brian Kemp said authorities had to use chainsaws to clear debris and open up roads.
The storm had maximum sustained winds of 140 mph (225 kph) when it made landfall late Thursday in a sparsely populated region in Florida’s rural Big Bend area.
No.1652364
i feel like somehow, somewhere, there are Chinks laughing about this and pretending 3 gorges never happened
No.1652392
>>1652358Is this the perfect opportunity to buy land from the boomers?
No.1652396
>>1652392do you ever just drive by a fire and think to yourself "how can i profit from this"
ya, probably No.1653267
>>1653242video of the meeting or it didnt happen
No.1653278
>>1652392yes but you won't be able to afford to build on it
No.1653280
>>1653242>last 4uh huh yeah sure thing
feds are evil but not comic book evil like that
No.1653282
>>1653242I believe.
>>1653280Biden's handlers are literally satanic and think these people deserve to die this is 100% believable.
No.1653284
>>1653280>the government isn't comic book evil like thatguess you just forgot about stuff like mkultra the chicago black sites and the tuskegee experiments entirely huh?
No.1653286
>>1653284which was covert and ran for 40+ years before anyone found out about it, they're not gonna come out and say "oh btw we're gonna bulldoze the town and leave the corpses floating in the streets so we can build a new lithium mine and consecrate it in the name of moloch" if you actually believe what some facebook qtard boomer says do the world a favor and throw yourself off a bridge
No.1653292
>>1653286youre an uppity little bitch aintcha?
now i didn't say i believed the oics in the op but it wouldn't surprise me in the least if they were true at all, if you honestly think the government isn't owned and operated by the exact kind of psycho that would gleefully masturbate to the thought of making thousands suffer at this point then you might be an actual retard. like how do you look at all the shit they've pulled on the past 25 years and say "yep, these creatures wouldn't take advantage of a disaster and kick people while they're down"
No.1653295
>>1653292>>1653286oh yah btw FEMA has no funding bc over half a billion tax dollars went to importing shitloads of browns this year, so at the vary least this is a direct consequence of an outright "comic book" level evil action
No.1653296
>>1653293write me a fanfic about gay sex and black dicks ongryhomo
No.1653297
>>1653296nice nail polish you low t balding cuck
i see the sissy hypnosis is having an effect on your beta male brain
No.1653299
>>1653296this fag isn't me
>>1653297spee has been invaded by shitters lately, or just one shitter with spd who "forgets" to take his meds
No.1653301
>>1653299i think what he does is he spends too much time on 4gag/pol/ consuming agitprop then comes here ongry af and starts confusing spartmen for one another bc he has a hard time differentiating without ids. this ain't the first time he's flipped tf out at me assuming some shit i never said lel
No.1653303
btw back to the point of the thread
DUDDMAN HOW ARE THINGS GOING YOUR WAY
did you make frens with the power lines?
No.1653306
>>1653302ya but they're never gonna openly admit it, that's the difference
im fukn jealous of q/jim watkins/ron watkins, i wish i could ramble about schizo shit and post word salad every other day and have an army of boomers treat it as gospel
>picher first part on the show was posing in a see-through bodysuit for like 6 hours
mythbusters was gud show, shame the asian guy died so young
No.1653308
>>1653299>spee has been invaded by shittersif there's one thang i can't fathom in /sp/ is
getting mad. anyone who tries stirring the pot immediately outs himself as a rapefugee.
No.1653309
>>1653308i only get mad at autists trying to fuck with my south african nuclear reactor enthusiast board, does that still count
No.1653312
>>1653306>never gonna openly admit iteven if they did peeps would crab bucket about it lel. most everyones schiz certified now, normfags most of all
man, forgot about that ep. that whorb abso
feasted on semen spirit
No.1653313
>>1653306so wtf are you even mad about then no one was saying otherwise
No.1653316
>>1653267i agree but figured it was worth posting just in case
No.1653340
>>1653293>All those pills for likely the same root causegets me every time
other than ADHD all of those could be replaced with Jesus and confession in about 3 months
No.1653344
>>1653340pretty sure they just admitted that ADHD is made up
it was something about how your gut biome which racists on the internet and bro scientists have been talking about for over a decade can eliminte your adhd and autism
but instead we pump you full of pills that turn you into a husk
there was mainstream news articles about it
No.1653349
>>1653316i dont think the lithium mine thing is necessarily out of the question, personally
appalachia is some of the oldest mountains in the world. thats exactly where youd wanna dig for shit lik that. and you def DONT want any civilization immediately around or you could end up prolly killing a lotta ppl. one wrong move and everyones well water becomes fuckin toxic waste
i know theyve been trying to start digging in the black hills out west cuz ive talked to some environmento-nerds about it not that long ago
lithium is already precious, and the demand is only gonna increase, so its a gold rush. and ppl do crazy shit during a gold rush.
its also appalachia, so it wouldnt even be the first time the govt or corporation decided to come in and decided to metaphorically rape the shit out of everyone living there. they know they can get away with something like that cuz theyve done it before
all that said tho, pics or it didnt fucking happen
No.1653362
>>1653358>jerkops are massive cuntswoah shocker
tbf tho, showing up with just the clothes on your back and saying, "hey this is mine" is prolly exactly what the looters are doing if anyone asks so how tf would some pig know any better whos who
No.1653364
>>1653362thsts a vary gud point budy
still, fuk dem rudypoos
No.1653365
>2
yea so p much what i figured
police chief donuthole told em all to threaten to arrest anyone tryna grab thangs, and officer justdoinmuhjob is a brainless fucking porkloin and tellin ppl heem just doin his job. and theyre cops and have guns and can revoke your freedom and autonomy on a whim, so everyone just gets to kick rocks. or rather the debris of their former livelihood, in this instance
No.1653390
yeah hurricane yeah
>>1653369shes so pretty
No.1653399
>>1653349>its also appalachia, so it wouldnt even be the first time the govt or corporation decided to come in and decided to metaphorically rape the shit out of everyone living thereyah the fag going on about the government not being comic book evil clearly doesn't know about the coal wars. p sure that was also the first case of airplanes being used for combat, which is wild considering it was by the government against its own people
No.1653402
>>1653365it's also a perfect situation for someone to shoot some pigs and get away with it tho, who tf is gonna back them up rn lmao? all the fuckin roads are gone the badgeniggers are just as stranded as anyone else
No.1653455
>>1653369nic bobs but bad grll for showing
No.1653509
>>1653358its almost like they are asking to get shot
No.1653526
>>1653456God bless hillbillies, God bless dixie
>>1653509surprised no ones gone rambo on femur
No.1653536
>>1653529Oh wow how shocking Princess BiBiC slut Lindsey GAYRAMitinmyass slurping jewish cock.
OH YEAH, AMERICANS ARE HOMELESS AND SUFFERING !?!?!!? BUT HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THE PLIGHT OF ISRAEL
god this guy is insufferable and that south carolina continues to vote this clown into office is beyond me
No.1653540
>>1653536if they still go for him after this they deserve their suffering, it's self-inflicted at that point
No.1653542
>>1653540nah gop are a bunch of riggers too
pullin all flavors of filthy in primaries for awhile
No.1653544
>>1653542only if it's against dup
No.1653549
>>1653544i wish, they fortniteify any actual rw guys at governor and senator level
No.1653556
>>1653553southerners blocking filthy union from reconstruction
No.1653559
>>1653558the trees of asheville must be replenished from time to time with the blood of fema officials
No.1653560
>>1653558>only beatenypipo really are too kind for their own good
No.1653562
dudddder do a car jihadaroo on a fed
No.1653596
>>1653558I hope this is true. That's the least he/she deserves.
No.1653599
>>1653584🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
https
://finance.yahoo.com/news/albemarle-stock-surge-despite-uncertainty-153320977.html
https://archive.ph/xEDsN No.1653617
>>1653609aw snail ya finna need dis GILF on muh GHOSTIC GOCK
No.1653839
>>1653778What are you going to do about it, goy?
No.1653893
>>1653609>>1653778why is it just annoying whammen bitching?
No.1653913
>>1653893bc the men are actually attempting to work to fix the situation
No.1654001
>>1653997spruh wut, ppl are getting denied for havin insurance
No.1654059
fema's always been incompetent though this is hardly news, lik did anyone expect them to act differently?
No.1654065
>>1654059incompetent yeah but some of this shit is clearly deliberately malicious
No.1654072
>>1654033vlc remains undefeated
No.1654074
>>1654072media player classic is better
No.1654076
>>165405650,000 nasty girls deployed to katrina 4 years into the opium wars for a bunch of murderous niggers
6700 for whitey (days later then katrina in most cases) after afghanistan is done
it could legit change the erection so i'm legit pissed for the pillbillys. even if yeem not white rage is a gud thing
No.1654082
>>1654076wrong reply spro
also they had to deploy that many troops to nawlins cuz it was filled with
niggers who were
niggering all over the place, stealing menthols and colt 45s and drowning in three feet of water
wypipo in norf carolina don't have to deal with that shit, fema just proving why we don't need them
No.1654084
>>1654082huh, idk how that happened
dont forget confiscating firearms. but theyre not going away any time soon and actively killing people
not so much pikachu face as i grab stuff off here to share every so often. p sure i'm not hte only one
No.1654088
>>1654087death to florida cha la inshallah
killing floridians is an act of worship
allah has made it lawful
No.1654092
why wont one of these hurricanaroos strike miami?
No.1654107
why not hit da sauna with onna dem cainz
No.1654110
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>>1654107too many of g*d's chosen people
they wont turn on the jewish weather weapons to smite their own
No.1654112
>>1654110silverman is such a fucking kike whorb i despise her with every fiber of my being
No.1654113
>>1654112fug so angry i posted too soon
with that being said mtg and boebert are also fukn psychos who should be locked up in a sanitarium with loomer as a cellmate
No.1654114
>>1654112i would do a very violent raping of her though
her shitter would be pooping out in 6 directions after i was done with it
No.1654115
i also just really enjoyed that reaction because mtg said nothing about jews but she just jumped in
like she heard, "weather weapons", "lie" and "they" and her "THE GOYIM KNOW" gene just kicked in and she went right into KVETCH mode
No.1654120
>>1654113boobert belongs locked up in my rape dungeon existing on loads and pedialyte
No.1654125
>>1654103Don't tell me, it was fucking nothing?
No.1654139
>>1654120personally i'd want to fuck silverman in the ass and mouth
No.1654186
>>1654139enjoy your jew aids
No.1654189
>>1654115it's because they live in a world where they think she was talking about gassing the kikes when she mentioned Jewish space lasers once time
No.1654194
>>1654189but isnt mtg a huge zionist ?
No.1654195
>>1654194they all are, even if they don't say it outright
No.1654197
>>1654194She is but she's America first, Israel second, and that's unforgivable to kikes.
No.1654236
>>1654216How many people died in the hurracaine?
No.1654242
so now there is ANOTHER hurricane coming to BTFO florida ?
this times its a cat 5 with 170 mph winds ?
this one is set to make like a direct hit…..
they are really going all out with HAARP rn aint they ???
No.1654251
>>1654243>wetbacks>drowingAnon… I…
No.1654261
>>1654242flourida and nc go blue and swing dab owl im buying stock in punisher shirts
No.1654264
>>1654263wouldn't be happening if gore had won and stopped da ebil climate change
muh hanging chads
No.1654268
>>1654264lel forgot hockey stick man existed bc i'm drowned
tbf that shit was rigged just ignore diebold is now dominion though kthx
No.1654277
or y'know it's a post-El Nino year and there's always a Katrina-level hurricane at that time it's just this time it went a little more inland/north
No.1654278
>>1654271so if its not man made and global warming caused it i guess global warming isnt man made
No.1654279
>>1654263How much money are the boomers going to get after getting hit by a hurricain?
No.1654281
>>1654271thank you "expert", I trust you.
No.1654284
>>1654278theyre pumping it up now for a redo on p.r., it'll dissipate quite a bit before landfall and appalachia wont be heard about again. not that it is now
No.1654287
>>1654284as if they'd handle florida any better all that would happen is they'd deny outside aid while getting bitten by alligators
plus what
>>1654277 said. weather gets funky every couple of years and fucks shit up, i know if there's any tegans here they still member hurricane harvey and how badly that fucked up the entire state. fema was useless af then too and that was without 600+ billion tax dollars being diverted to illegal immigrants instead of helping actual citizens
No.1654290
>>1654287desantis prob would, couldnt do worse than femur anyway
walz giving minniesoda's aid to FL already, 'desantis declines phone call with kommielolz' & ackshually repubs didnt want to fund FEMA years ago headlines
p.r. > reality now for most vooters, espec month out from owl. idk how it'll actually hit but plenty of fake and gay to go around
No.1654293
>>1654290everyone's made up their minds anyhow. barring something ridiculously shitty looking happening to either side all of this shit is just agitation and demoralization. and fake and gay like you said. don't matter imo the cunts fucked and you'd be better off just personally helping people out around you since it's readily apparent the feds are useless if not outright malicious and local bonds are the first step in diminishing fednigger power
No.1654297
>>1654271>you know whats causing it>i dont have to tell you>GLOBAL WARMING>CLIMATE CHANGEwow thanks faggot thanks for telling me as you cry on live TV
No.1654299
>>1654186GRIDS is a gay disease
No.1654313
>>1654293ya damn that is the mfin tea sis thx budy
>better off just personally helping people out around youhonestly. drop off veg at your neighbors, say hey. i've been spazzing for years about this bugout bag bullshit
it's retarded unless you're stuck in a shitty and even then it's 50/50. lik basic defense: 360° inna, or a fucking doorway?
No.1654319
duder are you gonna survive milton?
No.1654373
>>1654322Does duder smoke with cigarettes tho?
No.1654377
>>1654322the boondocks episode where this lil nigga is a stand in for Micheal Myers and the whole episode is a Halloween parody was so fucking good
No.1654388
did the feral blacks start looting yet?
No.1654424
that nigga milton strengthening again back to cat 5 headed right for tampa
No.1654427
dudder what happens if the serb gets flooded pls i dont wanna find something else to do with the handful of minutes i spend here daily
No.1654428
>>1654388They started even before the hurricane
No.1654430
>>1654427imagine a nigger looting the sportschang server lmaooooooooo
No.1654437
who will win the hurricaneb owl
the entire state of florida
vs
some rain
No.1654447
is this da end of /sp/uh?
No.1654452
>>1654437the real losers are
cybertruks No.1654453
>>1654447yes. time to admit all those pent up feelings
No.1654454
>>1654453in 1998 i drove over duddr's mother and sister with my truck, then set the truck on fire and sunk it in the everglades, they never found it
No.1654457
this is a coordinated effort by ironton ohio to kill kyle
No.1654459
it's a coordinated effort by me to kill as many of the worst drivers in the usa as i can
No.1654479
>>1654478they're
trying to provoke someone into shooting at them at this point.
No.1654483
>>1654478stop with the conspiracies you're gonna get someone hurt
No.1654484
the astroturfing on katrina is insane
a hurricane hit a nigger city BAD and everyone is pretending niggers were demonized for looking for bread and not looting 35 pairs of jordans at foot locker
No.1654486
>>1654484needed them jays cuh
No.1654487
reading that they are saying this hurricane in Florida is approaching the upper limitations of what an atmospheric storm is capable of
No.1654489
>>1654437it's not the rain that sucks it's the metric tons of sand that wash up and turn into quicksand/mud from the tides
hurricanes are funny because they reverse beach erosion p much immediately but then humans fuck it all up again
No.1654490
>>1654487ya its hittin them theroretical limits
seen sum talk ab how the eye is super tiny with massive amounts of pressure as if i have any fuckin idea what thats supposed to mean but it sounds scawwy
is duddr gonna floridabro this or do the carpetbagger dip n slide
No.1654495
>>1654487omg dudddddddddddder stay safe pls
No.1654496
>>1654490basically, the difference in pressure is what allows the storm to slurp up all the warm water from the gulf/ocean, and what gets it spinning so fast. when they get rly tight, it means theyre stronger by several factors
getting hit w the eye will be akin to being hit by a large tornado + storm surge
No.1654498
>>1654479nc nasty grills admitted the other one
turned off transponder to "deliver generators", just an oopsy doodle
No.1654504
rly is some stalker shit
No.1654505
>>1654498>turned off transponderthats a real big oopsie
thats lik the flight equivalent of getting on the highway via the off-ramp
No.1654506
>>1654505yah they're p much just making fun of the people they rotor washed. good to know the nasty gurls are just as full of sadistic niggers as active duty
No.1654507
>>1654506i mean at least the active guys are getting paid
No.1654508
>>1654507they're still retarded though
one of em was in IT and kept trying to convince me that only intel processors have cores, and yes it was as stupid as it sounds
No.1654509
>abbreviation for central processing unit is filtered
duddr fix ur regex before the hurricanb owl hits
No.1654510
tomorrow lookin lik its def not gonna be a tampa kinda day
No.1654511
your free trial of florida has expired, please purchase the full version or your current installation will be deactivated
No.1654512
>>1654499what's with that light moving around in the upper right?
No.1654513
this is a death cult
milton is just the way to complete your mission
No.1654514
>>1654512I believe that is the moon poking through the clouds
No.1654515
>>1654514is that where the jewish weather control platform is?
No.1654519
>>1654499ive been in a few severe storms with lightning that intense, its pretty wild.
>>1654512likely the moon as
>>1654514 said, but could also be a weather observation plane.
No.1654524
File: 1728493162772.mp4 (16.94 MB, 854x480, 427:240, Patrick Riccards on debunk….mp4)
STOP SPREADING FAKE NEWS, YOU BIGOT!
No.1654525
LETS GO DUDDDDER!!!
No.1654526
>>1654519>ive been in a few severe storms with lightning that intenseive seen cloud to cloud stuff where its lik that and just constant. obv not as big of a storm tho, mostly during noreasters. which i guess makes sense cuz those are basically just a hurricanes but cold and going in the wrong direction
No.1654532
>>1654529guys from the same test tube as bezos
might even be the same batch for all >we know
No.1654540
DUDDR!!!!
change the text to its a hurricane owl kinda day QUICK
No.1654541
>>1654526yeah those are fun. ive been in a few blizzards with pretty intense lightning too.
No.1654548
wut was that comfy stram that had the dancing pickle, possum, margarita icons?
No.1654549
>>1654541prolly get some crazy ones this year cuz all the lakes are still warm af. i just swam the other day and it was totally fine
No.1654561
>>1654541what that's a thing? i wanna see that
>>1654547i duddr werent then sportschan werent too
unless a nigger looted the server just to run the site himself
No.1654562
>>1654559shit man i hope he does ok, dude reminds me of someone i used to work with. that guy was fuckin crazy too but he always came out of some wild shit unscathed
until the meth od killed him>2nd vidimagine getting hit by this kinda storm back in the sailing days
No.1654564
>>1654562STORMS LIKE THIS NEVER HAPPENED BACK THEN BECAUSE RACISM AND GLOBAL WARMING DIDNT CAUSE CLIMATE CHANGE BACK THEN
No.1654566
>>1654559that boat thing only works if you are away from land
and with a boat that small capsizing is rally easy
No.1654568
>>1654566he just needs to put on Mastodon - Blood and Thunder, he'll be okay, Poseidon will respect it
No.1654570
>>1654569THIS IS THEIR PLANE PEOPLE
THEY ARE GOING TO USE THE STORM TO ARREST AMERICANS FOR RESISTING THEIR TAKE OVER
WELL IF YOU TRY AND REMOVE ME FROM MY BOAT, 17! - 76 ! WILL COMMENCE AGAIN.
No.1654572
>>1654569i want the guy to live but fuck this authoritarian horseshit. sail away crazy bastard die free don't let em put a boot to your neck
No.1654575
>>1654564yea you can literally see the difference lik idk how racists can even cope this is LITERALLY because of redumblicans driving their stupid dirtbikes everywhere and guns uggggghhhhhhhhhhh
No.1654576
duddddder gonna drink a whole bottle of makers mark and crash a car into milton just watch
No.1654579
>>1654566yea its gonna flip over prolly immediately
worse, hes got the ropes way too tight for what he thinks hes trying to do. hes gonna flip and be trapped in between the dock and the cabin. that is if he doesnt just get knocked out and drown immediately. hes acting lik hes just gonna be able to adjust the ropes on the fly while out in 160mph winds and getting tossed around by the surge. no m8
best case scenario hes shit at tying knots and it comes loose and he just gets thrown somewhere onshore
dudes dead
No.1654581
if the hurricane kills him he wins
No.1654583
>>1654572hes almost certainly dead if he stays in that boat tho. lik 0% chance. boats ten times the size of that w a full crew can capsize ez in storms lik this
hed prolly be better off just standing outside and holding onto a piece of wood or a surfboard or somethin
No.1654584
>>1654561noreasters suck tho
if youre lucky it dumps lik 6ft of wet slushy ass heavy snow on you and you gotta dig everything out
if youre unlucky its freezing rain and it rips all the trees and powerlines down cuz of the ice
No.1654586
>>1654584shoulda worded that better, i've seen noreasters before but i've never seen lightning in a snowstorm that shit sounds cool af
>>1654583yah i know i just hate that "arresting you for your own gud" type bullshit. hope he makes it either way people like that always go on the best rants
No.1654590
>>1654561yeah, its called "thundersnow" and its pretty rare. usually happens along the great lakes during early winter blizzards due to lake effect amplifying it. weather channel guys usually cream all over themselves when it happens, so there's probably plenty of videos on yidtube.
>>1654584even worse if you live in an area that also gets lake effect snow since the noreaster boosts the output of lake effect snow on top of whatever the noreaster dumps. seen a few years where under a few feet of snow was 6+ inches of ice. school was out for more than a week in a lot of areas because school bus drivers refused to drive on ice.
No.1654594
>>1654499HAARP working overtime
No.1654595
>>1654541i've been in some sandstorms with sum good lightning
i think anything with multiple things that can kill you gives really gud dystopic sorta end of world vibes
hard to explain
No.1654598
>>1654595iktf, kinda liberating. plus big boomy shits always cool
No.1654601
>>1654595it's like you're sitting on god's palm and he's showing you all the shit he could tear you apart with like in that one chinky monkr demigod folktale
No.1654602
>>1654590>weather channel guys usually cream all over themselves when it happensjim cantore started that, dude loves it
No.1654609
>>1654608it's just gonna hold all the rain in, pumps aren't gonna get it out fast enough and will prolly just flood and die anyways
or they're gonna run out of power if they're connected to the grid when the power lines get btfo'd
or they're powered by gas generators (most likely), which are either outside in the storm and will get blown away/flooded and die or the retards actually have them in their house in which case they'll suffocate and die from diesel fumes
about what i expect from a buncha gatorfuckers
No.1654611
why are so many hurricanes targeting duddddder?
No.1654612
>>1654611deeps tate targeting him with haarp to bring down freeze peach
too many people criticizing mutthomes'
BEAUTIFUL and
ATTRACTIVE wife
BRITTNEY who is
BEAUTIFUL No.1654617
>>1654608Against a standard surge yeah. Against 15 foot surge? lolno
No.1654618
>>1654609Those barriers actually work really good it's how Texans survive shitty storms. just not for once-in-a-century storms like this one comin.
No.1654619
just looked up a couple videos of thundersnow. shits cool as hell it even sounds different than regular thunderstorms and seeing the lightning reflect off the snow would be awesome irl
No.1654622
>>1654617isnt the hurricane ded already neway
No.1654623
>>1654622it's a category 3 now apparently but thats still plenty big enough to fuck a lot of shit up
No.1654624
>>1654622135mph winds at landfall
still over 100 now
No.1654632
>>1654608oh man i got a whole story about those things but i dont wanna blog. long story short is the natl guard are fucking retards and forgot to seal up one side before filling it. and i got to call cuomo a fucking faggot irl
and presumably thats when he went and got handsy with that lady, ultimately resulting in him getting shitcannedeither way, they generally work better than sandbags as theyre far heavier, and singular, so they cant get tossed around as easy. but if the surge goes over it they got a new pool. itll just stay there and break all their pumps
No.1654633
>>1654619yea its neat
thats the spirit of manitou
algonquin version of odin rising up to punish us wh*toids for stealing his lands
too bad for him tho cuz i got a fireplace and live indoors
No.1654637
>>1654636allahu akbar! death to the trop. i hope they have to tear that thing down
No.1654645
>>1654641oh so he did cut the ropes
i thought he was saying he was gonna try to stay tied up to the dock
No.1654647
>>1654636oh noooooooooooooooo what about the rays games coming up!?
No.1654656
is boatman ok?
No.1654659
>>1654603may i still have some?
No.1654660
so who won da owl?
No.1654663
>>1654641>>1654657i knew this fucker would pull through lmao
No.1654975
@dudder, how was it spoopr?
No.1655775
>>1655762national guard and FEMA are nothing but retards what did he expect?
No.1655787
>>1655773i kinda think they are being forced to do it
No.1655790
>>1655787ya femas confiscating shit. that C17 they loaded up for kommielas photo op never got delivered so they gotta be useful red taping
also demoncraps started a rumor about femur being hunted by miga and ofc wine aunts got panty bunched so now the keystones are muddling shit up too
No.1655958
>>1655790p gud derica moments captured all ogre
No.1655962
>>1655955 gimme my
fucking BREADSTICKS No.1655983
no i am duddicus
t. doesn't know where dudder is
No.1656008
oh sorry i kinda forgot this site existed
No.1656074
>>1656008im heartbroken 💔 😥 😔 😟 🙁 ☹️ 💔