No.1655072
did you died yet?
No.1655321
>>1655072no but I almost missed my flight cuz I was watching a rly gud movie on my laptop facing away from the gate
No.1655582
>>1655580that clearly says kansas city
No.1655583
>>1655580you gonna do a 9/11 on the sportschan server?
No.1655589
>>1655583Milton already did that tho
No.1655596
It’s an A1 kinda day.
No.1655598
>>1655589milton was a weak faggy storm
didnt even submerge tampa and kill boatbro
No.1655610
dutch guy mad his bag got lost in amsterdam
No.1655621
>>1655603how else they gonna let in the ZOGs?
No.1655644
>>1655638it's fine, restrictions are long gone
No.1655656
>>1655644Call me when it returns like it was before 9/11
No.1655657
>>1655644niggers b wilin' a lot more at the airports tho and people in general seem to be a lot worse to deal with overall ime. flying always sucked but now it fuckin blows dick even for short hops. i wasn't even allowed to bring night night vodka when i did a cross cunt flight last time. then again i also haven't flown in about a year has it gotten better recently?
No.1655663
>>1655657You’ve got to bring the airplane bottles. They are under the 3 oz
i think weight limit. Oddly enough, I’ve accidentally a full tube of tooth paste (no pun intended) and a lock pick kit on two different flights. Lock pick kit made it to Italy and back last year :D
No.1655674
>>1655644let me know when the TSA stops raping people in the ass
No.1655676
>>1655657>>1655663>>1655674tsa has always blown, they took my fukn face wash cuz it was over the limit and the moment they took the bag aside i remembered their gayass rule on that cuz they just assume its fukn anfo or tannerite or nitro or whatever the fuck the explosive of the day is and just let them chuck it. they say ur not allowed to bring your own alcohol on the flight but i don't think they really care and it's prolly so they can try to charge you $8/bottle on the flight for their shitty selection.
also im convinced that the one asian tsa guy at my airtport has the gay, he always randomly selects men and makes sure to pat them down rly tight around the crotch area, it's happened to me at least twice now
No.1655678
>>1655676>randomly selectsi think he picks the ones that look the gayest
No.1655679
>>1655678oh so ur well acquainted with him then
No.1655680
>>1655679when i heard you got selected twice, i just KNEW
No.1655820
>>1655680no he picked you out because he knew you were a low t balding beta male
No.1655827
>>1655820he picked you bc he knew youd go home and flick your sissy clitty to the thought of him confiscating your elonmobile
No.1655853
>>1655820i've never gone through a TSA checkpoint before?? idk what you're even trying to say
i think the gay hormones are fucking up your ability to reason
No.1658401
>>1658399[This post has been Archived by Archivebro]
No.1658407
There’s a fuck ton of Jews here. It’s weirding me out tbh
No.1658408
>>1658407they are conspiring against you
did you bring a portable oven?
No.1658413
>>1658408i think i could get my toaster oven as a carry on
No.1658414
see if there are any aerosols at the airport shops
try and spray them down with the gas
No.1658867
>>1658866this no straight sign was a dead give away
the gay bar
No.1658870
>>1658866the number plate says you are eating pizza at this very moment. with pizza I mean real pizza and not chicago or ny style.
No.1658878
>>1658866rome sux, filled with shitty tourist trap restaurants run by pajeets, couldn't find any actual italian food. refused to buy a shitty 5 euro umbrella from some street shitter and he called me a stupid american.
make sure to visit the spot where caesar got ventilated, it's a kot sanctuary now
No.1658920
>>1658867lel
>>1658870correctimundo,
>>1658910>>1658878>all that shitye p much that why I went further south and there’s double
sandniggers here from last year shameful dispray imo
No.1659177
>>1658866looks homosexual
probly somewhere along the adriatic
No.1659178
>>1658405wtf you're a nigger zogbot????
No.1659180
>>1658864that tail fin looks kinda smart
No.1659184
>>1658866travelbro is in
salerno, italytook me 7 minutes, i'd say very easy difficulty as he left a big clue that he probably isn't aware of
No.1659190
>>1659177>adriatic If you meant Tyrrhenian, you’re right.
>>1659184I figured I left a few clues, I wonder which one you got
inb4 xifPics from today. Will upload more if /r/equested.
No.1659195
>>1659190theres a sign that literally says 'medeival aqueduct' in shitalian as well as at least 1 store sign, i reckon he got one of those.
No.1659199
>>1659195rome was literally mentioned already. reading the thread it’s obvious its shitaly. stfu if youre going to derail the thread you…you,
TRIPLE DOUBLE NIGGER No.1659222
>>1659199this ain't a tren dummy
t. trens job guy
No.1659697
What a shit hole everything looks old
No.1659756
>>1659754he's watching you
No.1659767
>>1659754Have fun in cuba
No.1659798
>>1659754put your phone down NOW and start running
Dont Look Back.
No.1660299
brb train strike
@duddder
if i miss my flight can I has donation drive for travelbro emergency evac?
No.1660396
>>1660299>Sciopero nazionale del personale del Gruppo FS, Trenitalia Tper e Trenord dalle ore 9:01 alle ore 16:59 di oggi 5 novembre.lel. wops like going on strike. good for you that they have to guarantee a certain number of trains unlike in other countries.
No.1660422
>>1660408I'm pretty sure it was CR that pranked the conductor and tried to blame it on travelbro.
No.1662064
>>1662061he's showing you butthole too
THAT IS PEAK DISRESPECT CALL THE COON COPS NOW No.1662710
>>1662061very american couple
No.1662813
did you make it
No.1662814
>>1662813no heem got heem'd
No.1663326
helo budys also an travelbro here
india visit jan 13 week hyderabad and bangalore which one of you benchods is picking me up at airport?