No.1658112
SUN, OCT 27Baltimore Ravens (5-2) vs.
Cleveland Browns (1-6)
>12:00 PM CT<BAL -8.5 TOTAL 45.5CBSTennessee Titans (1-5) vs.
Detroit Lions (5-1)
>12:00 PM CT<DET -11.5 TOTAL 48FOXGreen Bay Packers (5-2) vs.
Jacksonville Jaguars (2-5)
>12:00 PM CT<GB -4.0 TOTAL 45FOXIndianapolis Colts (4-3) vs.
Houston Texans (5-2)
>12:00 PM CT<HOU -4.5 TOTAL 47.5CBSArizona Cardinals (3-4) vs.
Miami Dolphins (2-4)
>12:00 PM CT<MIA -4.5 TOTAL 48.5FOXNew York Jets (2-5) vs.
New England Patriots (1-6)
>12:00 PM CT<NYJ -7.0 TOTAL 40.5CBSAtlanta Falcons (4-3) vs.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (4-3)
>12:00 PM CT<ATL -2.5 TOTAL 44FOXPhiladelphia Eagles (4-2) vs.
Cincinnati Bengals (3-4)
>12:00 PM CT<CIN -2.5 TOTAL 49.5CBSNew Orleans Saints (2-5) vs.
Los Angeles Chargers (3-3)
>3:05 PM CT<LAC -7.0 TOTAL 42.5FOXBuffalo Bills (5-2) vs.
Seattle Seahawks (4-3)
>3:05 PM CT<BUF -3.0 TOTAL 47.5FOXChicago Bears (4-2) vs.
Washington Commanders (5-2)
>3:25 PM CT<CHI -1.5 TOTAL 45CBSCarolina Panthers (1-6) vs.
Denver Broncos (4-3)
>3:25 PM CT<DEN -11.0 TOTAL 40.5CBSKansas City Chiefs (6-0) vs.
Las Vegas Raiders (2-5)
>3:25 PM CT<KC -9.5 TOTAL 46CBSDallas Cowboys (3-3) vs.
San Francisco 49ers (3-4)
>7:20 PM CT<SF -4.5 TOTAL 46.5NBCMON, OCT 28New York Giants (2-5) vs.
Pittsburgh Steelers (5-2)
>7:15 PM CT<PIT -6.0 TOTAL 41.5ESPNhttps://www.nflbite.com/https://watchsports.to/ No.1658114
go niggers
No.1658118
go pakrs. beat dudders jags
No.1658123
go gaydurrs, go brownie
No.1658136
ya sparts go sparts
No.1658140
go pakrs
beat jags
No.1658144
hat jags
No.1658147
top lel get picked
go pack
No.1658148
touchdown pakrs
gonna win
No.1658157
damn mike perreira getting old
No.1658161
hat nigers
No.1658162
Wadina is about as American as speedy gonzalez
No.1658166
lions are doing a
WE ARE ONLY UP BY 40
No.1658170
ruh roh jordong love is ded
No.1658171
>right side of reclining couch is broken
>left side's handle just snapped off in my hand
it was falling apart when I bought it on Craigslist four years ago from some guy who looked like Jeff Goldblum but I'm still mad, couch vary comfy, might just get it fixed and reupholstered
No.1658177
>>1658149dotz… but blonde?
turn around and check that bottom row reeeal close for spaddy
No.1658178
how bout dem loins
No.1658189
lel that jags player flopping around like a fish
No.1658191
gud clots catch
No.1658195
>>1658171it's prolly a much easier fix than you think it is if it's just the handles that got broken and the mechanism itself is still gud
or did your fat ass break the mechanism?
No.1658197
>>1658195handle snapped off, mechanism works fine. Lifted the couch up and pulled it out manually, prolly just gonna get a new couch anyways cuz this one is falling apart
No.1658200
>toxins
LELMAO
No.1658201
wew
No.1658202
need two more eyeballs
No.1658204
>getting dabbed on by leaveland
No.1658205
gud win
go pakrz
No.1658210
Did I ever tell /spuh/ I have a pacemaker? Cuz I went in for a checkup this Monday and had to have emergency surgery Tuesday jej
No.1658216
>>1658215GHOST pls
you need to learn to take it easy when watching your wife and her bvlls
who will pay for your wife's sons should you perish ?
No.1658217
>>1658215you must be a high t bvll beta cuck, >us low t chad balding sissies don't need cruise control for >our hearts
how does it feel having a pacemaker anyway? like can you feel it in your chest or no?
No.1658218
>>1658215lol wtf how old are you?
No.1658219
>>1658216do NOT call me ghost. I play sports I just have to avoid magnets and EMPs
No.1658223
>>1658217my resting heart rate is about 30 beats per minute so my pacemaker needs to make my heart beat about every other beat.
if you touch my chest then yes, you can feel there's a piece of metal under my skin. I've had a pacemaker since I was an infant so I can't tell you what's different but I can pretty often feel my heartbeat.
I definitely feel my heartbeats while I'm just sitting and relaxing or I notice my heart beating every few days. I used to think that was normal
No.1658226
>>1658223>30 bpmthe fuck ?
are you a zombie ?
No.1658228
>>1658223what kind of condition is that?
No.1658230
>>1658228pretty sure its a symptom of the Green Flu from Left 4 Dead universe
anon is a zombie and he about to cause an outbreak
No.1658232
>>1658223lik a valve thang?
spartschan rally is a hospice board
No.1658234
i told my wife about my penile inflammation
she still wont allow me to take off my chastity cage
the pills are no longer helping
No.1658235
>>1658226>>1658228>>1658232they've done multiple heart biopsies and still don't know. my heart is just literally retarded. it's fine really I'm in no danger
here's my old batteries. they just cut me open, unscrewed the wires connected to the old battery, plugged in the new one, and sewed me up. I'm a cyborg
No.1658236
>>1658235>medtronic sigma Have you considered that the Doctors are all jealous Betas and/or seething Alphas and you are in fact a Sigma male ?
Perhaps they just dont want to diagnose you as a Sigma male because you would then embrace the Sigma Grindset and would be making BILLIONS, QUADRILLIONS and start up a harem consisting of their wives/girlfriends ?
No.1658238
>>1658236I did consider that and so I hadn't seen any doctors since COVID hit. (since my doctor retired)
Unfortunately for me, my battery ran out of life and was only surviving off of emergency power and so when I went in for a check up they rushed me into emergency surgery and now I'm complaining about it here
No.1658241
the craziest thing to me is the batteries only cost $3k. I thought I'd be broke trying to pay for this shit
No.1658244
>>1658242the last battery lasted me 14 years. your casio isn't keeping my heart beating that long
here's a $3500 casio
https://teddybaldassarre.com/blogs/watches/most-expensive-g-shock No.1658245
>>1658112Wadina looks like a nice 1950s traditional american wife you could take home and build a family with.
No.1658246
>>1658244just bag some cr2032s from digikey it'll be fine
No.1658253
16-5 chorgers saints is officially on SCORIGAMI ALERT
No.1658260
>>1658256this style seems… familiar…
No.1658261
Not one guy is gonna say get better? no wonder nobody talks to you guys anymore
No.1658262
wojak more like woooooah, jack fuq u talkin bout
No.1658265
went to dr phlox today got my twizzlers untied and rerouted my sceptre's sugarshaft to the ol' mixing bowls he says give it five months of daily kegel excersises and i'll be shootin saltwater taffy
on gawd free candy for life
No.1658277
inshallah fagbay, you must deliver more humiliation to the dalass gayboys
if you fail, may your suffer a peasants death
No.1658279
>>1658278incorrect
cowboys = top faggot team
No.1658281
>>1658279nah fags deseve to get rammed by jerry, i want to see them burn
niners are among the most violent nfl fans anyways, levi stadium is among the most felony arrests per year
No.1658282
>>1658176I was going to join the working man but I got caught up in online debates over the best EDC multi-tool now I'm up to my dick in leatherman this and that and I don't know what to take with me so I've been stuck in my house for like months.
No.1658283
>national tight ends day at levi's
isn't that every day in sf
No.1658285
>>1658242my insurance pays for it
No.1658293
imagine burrs rite now
No.1658294
>>1658282ok but hows ur knee
No.1658295
>>1658241>paying to stay aliveand if you refuse do they just cut you open and take the batteries and let you die?
No.1658296
>>1658293lmfao
i just saw that clip
absolutely insane hail mary
GOATbro is hanging from the rafters
in a preschool No.1658299
>>1658293bers still suck
always and forever
No.1658300
>>1658298i use zyn anally for max effect
No.1658305
>>1658302I heard the TSA still harasses people that wear these.
No.1658306
>>1658302the brochure they gave me about it said that's how much it costs. it was free to me I just had to pay my $50 copay
No.1658313
dak looks like he did a poop in his pants
No.1658327
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>>1658305wouldn't surprise me.
what impresses me though is it is a design from 1989 and yet is still made to this day. don't fix what aint broken and still sells i guess.
the build quality likely has gone downhill over time but you can still get one (or some other models like the gold one) just about anywhere.
No.1658398
>>1658327you should connect that 9v battery
No.1658502
consulted my kfc leftovers and g men gon do the thang
No.1658504
>>1658503millenial women need to be stopped
No.1658508
>>1658504Taking their right to vote and sending them to the kitchen would be a good start.
No.1658523
>>1658503she looks like recycled goods if you know what i mean
No.1658524
>>1658503can fit a lot of forged ballots in that thang
No.1658531
>>1658506idk man
women in the 34+ years of age range just seem completely and utterly INSANE
i stay well below that range to avoid bookoo bonkers ass bitches
No.1658552
>>1658531women in general are insane
No.1658594
>>1658531ya, i've converted to xennials
whats 20's grills up to, still rarted? been a minute
No.1658657
>>1658594>whats 20s grills up to, still ratted?imo you shouldn’t judge an entire group of people based on the actions of two people, in any case here goes
>be me>”dated” two chicks in their 20s in the past two years >both on meds anxiety and depression respectively>both had serious communication issues>both would mostly text, seldom ever phone calls >constantly on phone, aggravatingly long response times>the one I saw/am seeing for a year gaslights me, etc then flips out or won’t respond when I call her on her bullshit>oddly enough, she’s an amazing cook>”life’s so hard”>both: pls help/ don’t mansplain second one direct quote “what’s all this car man stuff mean, and why don’t they teach it in school so I don’t wind up an ill prepared adult?”Yeah man I’m going to stop there and let you make your mind up maybe I should trade her in for one not on pills and see how she stacks up idfkwtd
No.1658663
>>1658657sounds about par for any age bud. grils are disabled people you can legally have sex with
bernays gigafucked their brains, gotta into psych warfare for these hoes
No.1658707
>>1658663>sounds about parye sure does sometimes i want to be jaded about it, tbh that seems pretty fucking stupid like a sell out/victim move i just observe and sail around the red flags until unbearable then pull the plug i keep dreaming theres gotta be one somewhere that isnt a train wreck on pills
No.1658735
>>1658657i don't consider myself to be particularly smart, but any time i talk to any woman under 50 i wind up feeling like a genius by comparison afterwards. thats just normal everyday interactions, let alone dating.
multiple generations, ruined by da joos and their propaganda.