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 No.1666347

SUN, DEC 1

Los Angeles Chargers (7-4) vs. Atlanta Falcons (6-5)
>12:00 PM CT
<LAC -1.0 TOTAL 47.5
CBS

Pittsburgh Steelers (8-3) vs. Cincinnati Bengals (4-7)
>12:00 PM CT
<CIN -3.0 TOTAL 46.5
CBS

Houston Texans (7-5) vs. Jacksonville Jaguars (2-9)
>12:00 PM CT
<HOU -3.5 TOTAL 44
FOX

Arizona Cardinals (6-5) vs. Minnesota Vikings (9-2)
>12:00 PM CT
<MIN -3.5 TOTAL 45
FOX

Indianapolis Colts (5-7) vs. New England Patriots (3-9)
>12:00 PM CT
<IND -2.5 TOTAL 42.5
CBS

Seattle Seahawks (6-5) vs. New York Jets (3-8)
>12:00 PM CT
<SEA -1.0 TOTAL 41.5
FOX

Tennessee Titans (3-8) vs. Washington Commanders (7-5)
>12:00 PM CT
<WAS -6.0 TOTAL 44.5
CBS

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (5-6) vs. Carolina Panthers (3-8)
>3:05 PM CT
<TB -6.0 TOTAL 46.5
FOX

Los Angeles Rams (5-6) vs. New Orleans Saints (4-7)
>3:05 PM CT
<LAR -2.5 TOTAL 49.5
FOX

Philadelphia Eagles (9-2) vs. Baltimore Ravens (8-4)
>3:25 PM CT
<BAL -3.0 TOTAL 51
CBS

San Francisco 49ers (5-6) vs. Buffalo Bills (9-2)
>7:20 PM CT
<BUF -6.5 TOTAL 44.5
NBC

MON, DEC 2

Cleveland Browns (3-8) vs. Denver Broncos (7-5)
>7:15 PM CT
<DEN -6.0 TOTAL 42
ESPN

https://www.nflbite.com/
https://watchsports.to/

 No.1666352

would smash

 No.1666357

when did they make a third tron?

 No.1666366

File: 1733071187136.mp4 (4.49 MB, 860x720, 43:36, billy after dark.mp4)

i wanted the ai to make wadina an muscle girl
but it just refuses

 No.1666377

File: 1733075660427.mp4 (1.23 MB, 320x240, 4:3, after dark.mp4)

>>1666366
first one is p gud, womyn gain muscle differently from men anyways and a lot of musclegirl art is completely fake since women at a low body fat % have shriveled tits without surgery, truly a shame that big tiddy musclegirls are physically impossible for 99% of the population

 No.1666380

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go cardinals
beat biqueens
help pakrs

 No.1666381

>>1666357
coming out next year, starring morbius
i thought legacy was actually p gud, someone described it as a two hour daft punk music video which fits it perfectly

 No.1666385

pickens sucks
najee ded
pickens is gud

 No.1666389

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>trayvon martin?
>how old was he, eight? ten yeers old?
this mail carrier is cuck epitomized lmao
wish i could clip just the parts of this guy its gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tft0Goc9mNA

 No.1666392

File: 1733081597735.mp4 (757.57 KB, 376x360, 47:45, now im with spongebob.mp4)

>>1666389
heem dindunuffin he was on his way to church to visit his 30yo grandma

 No.1666393

making your kid wear vikings colors should be classified as child abuse tbh

 No.1666394

>>1666392
song is 🔥 tbh

 No.1666396

wew trevor lawrence just got heemed by a muslim and it started a brawl

 No.1666398

File: 1733083808841.png (7.47 MB, 3420x2214, 190:123, 2435467754.png)

good job CRadinals

 No.1666402

Wadina needs to stop being a fucking WHORB

 No.1666405

bikings cumming back

 No.1666407

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lel.png

 No.1666408

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new spixico wild spruhs

 No.1666410

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>>1666408
freakin sweet lois

 No.1666412

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>>1666408
I dream of blini.

 No.1666414

death to biqueens

 No.1666417

File: 1733087056606.mp4 (793.37 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, desk slam.mp4)

hat minnesota

 No.1666418

darnold is elite now

 No.1666419

bikings cumming inside
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

 No.1666421

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 No.1666423

I just found out that there's a credit card that gives you higher cashback rewards if you exercise (have an elevated heart rate) for 150 minutes a week.

And I want to say 2 things:

1. This is ableist.
2. If you have POTS, now is your time to cash in. Finally, some benefits!

 No.1666425

>>1666418
kind of is like unironically
whoever he got as a qb coach rally like unloked the guy

he went from seeing GHOSTS to being GOAT

 No.1666430

>>1666423
why tf is a credit card monitoring my heartbeat?

 No.1666431

no

 No.1666433

>ruslel wilson throwing for 400 yds and 3 tds in year 2024
>the absolute state of the GHOSTver GHOSTcos

 No.1666435

imagine living in san fran, where "bad weather" means its kinda rainy and foggy and lik 50 out
then they ship you off to fucking buffalo in december and tell you to go run around outside in a blizzard for lik 3hrs lmfao
lel get rekt nerds

 No.1666436

>>1666435
bad weather in san fran probably means AIDS blood is raining from the sky with a side of nigger chimp out and hell itself rising up from the street

 No.1666439

>>1666436
it's a san fran kinda day

 No.1666442

>>1666436
speaking of AIDS blood with a side of nigger chimpouts, i member i was at some gas station just off main st in buffalel once and some scrawny crackhead stormed in waving around a syringe full of blood and tried to stick up the store with it screaming
>I GOT DAT AIDS NIGGA I GOT DAT AIDS
>IMMA GIVE YOU DAT AIDS NIGGA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
the yemeni-lookin guys running the store werent having it tho and calmly retrieved a shotgun from behind the counter, and then the nigger let out a deflated
>shiiiieeeeeeet
then left
i stepped up to the counter laughing my ass off and told him he handled that quite well, and he said that guy does that shit daily
place is fucking feral

 No.1666444

>>1666442
yee
bufferlel is pretty spooky too
aint nothing but crackheads and noggers and some crackhead noggers

 No.1666445

america should have a sport where we take different cities lowest bum convicted felon crackheads and put them in a big arena and pit them against other cities convicted felon low down bum crackheads

arm them with melee weapons, sheetmetal and leather armor some caffeine pills and just let them go at it until like 10% are left

has this ever been done before ?

 No.1666446

oh ya lemme tell you guys about my sad, sad dying family's thanksgiving
>grandmother, cousin, his kid, and his methhead ex gf's son weren't there
>he racked up a ton of debt and is freeloading off my grandma and his kids got the household sick
>my younger cousin who has had a hysterectomy showed up with her own personal meal due to mysterious 'dietary restrictions'
>my single mother older sister was there spouting reddit memes as a 34 year old
>my autistic nephew was there and hummed the Sonic Green Hill Zone song the entire time
>also pathologically lied about a bunch of stuff because autists are really just little psychopaths
>my 62 year old aunt wasn't there because she got a new boyfriend (she gets a new one every other year and it all feels so pathetic) and was doing stuff with him
my family is like a human representation of the state of the US, a rotting corpse

 No.1666447

>>1666446
just do what i did this year avoid festivities and just spend the day at the gym

 No.1666449

>>1666446
>hummed the Sonic Green Hill Zone song the entire time

do gen-a's even know what sonic is ?

 No.1666450

Guys big bang theory shit starting popping on my yt recs and I started watching them and now I actually laughed at a big bang theory joke. Is it too late for an operation?

 No.1666451

man
i am glad my family never got hit with the LGBTQAI++ HAARP beams

all i got are some family who are users and abusers and i could careless if they died tomorrow but lucky no transbeasts

have have some pretty good extended family tbh

 No.1666452

>>1666449
i fucking told my parents not to introduce him to Sonic because that shit is irresistible to those little retards, and they should actively avoid setting him up to become a stereotype that bombards everyone around them about how sonics arms aren't blue etc etc
but no my parents are totally mindfucked and are determined as boomers to make the worst choices possible. i was looking at pictures on my dads phone for other stuff and i saw that he did Halloween dressed up as some girl character…
a little weird on its own, but downright haunting when youre aware of the entire autism, trans, dumbfuck single mom pipeline

 No.1666453

>>1666446
>a human representation of the state of the US, a rotting corpse
thats gud at least
their rotting flesh will provide valuable nitrates to fertilize the soil for the upcoming dup world order

 No.1666454

>>1666450
ditch that shitty show and go watch something real lik young sheldon

 No.1666457

>>1666454
it's too late im already watching Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage: A Big Bang Story

 No.1666460

>>1666453
u know whats kinda aggravating
when my parents die and my dads good size nestegg probly 4-6 million at that point gets split up, theres probably going to be a disproportionate amount earmarked for caring for my sisters retarded kid, since she can't be trusted to do anything on her own
then she'll probly get a sizeable chunk that she'll blow on whatever the fuck a career grocery store employee blows their money on
by then i'll have my own 2-4 mil or so i did on my own so it won't matter so much, but its still a bit infuriating

 No.1666461

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this fucking city dude

 No.1666467

>>1666445
>has this ever been done before?
72 ad not with crackheads/dope fiends tho

 No.1666472

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a bit chilly

 No.1666476

>>1666467
we need to retvrn to trvdition and bring back the colisseum

 No.1666478

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fug i want buffalo wings now

 No.1666479

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buffalo supremacy
sf getting clowned on

 No.1666481

>>1666478
buffalel wild wings arent that bad
the superhot ones are actually pretty hot

and they got some good flavors for the rest

 No.1666485

TOTAL NINER DEATH

 No.1666490

>allen throws ball
>receiver gets tackled
>throws it back to allen
>allen touchdown
ayyy lmao

 No.1666493

is josh allen an aryan supersoldier ?

 No.1666510

>>1666481
the sauces are gud but the chicken itself is dogshit anymore their wings used to be nice and plump and juicy but now every time i go they're tiny and dry like a shitty fast food nugget and the boneless ones are even worse

 No.1666520

>>1666493
he is when he feels like it, isnt he?
its always been clear he was raly gud
just in past yrs he could never keep his head on straight for the whole season
kind of a force when he now suddenly can

 No.1666522

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fucking cool

 No.1666553

>>1666520
not to mention that muttymchomo and his band of refball men has stopped them in the playoffs multiple times
>>1666510
damn
it might depend on where you do of course and uhhhh the uhhhhh "type" of people working there
one i went to was fairly new but in a really booming area outside a few well to do neighborhoods
lots of non-melanated people working there

 No.1666555

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>>1666553
you'd think darkies know a thang or two about how to fry they chicken

 No.1666558

buffalo wild wings is kind of a tourist yim imo

idk how its such a mystery to the entire rest of the world. the sauce is lik something an actual retard would come up with
>half fake butter
>slightly smaller half franks red
>throw in random dry spices cayenne, chili powder, crushed red, literally whatever till it hurts
>heat it up and stir in a pot/pan till the air feels lik youre being maced
then
>deep fry em for lik 15
>toss em in sauce
>put em in a skillet/pan in the oven @ 400 for ~5mins
>toss em in sauce again
done

idk how ppl mess this shit up. they prolly just dont know to throw it in the oven. thats usually what i see, theyll just be fried wings with sauce thrown on top. nah. bake that shit into the skin, then more sauce

 No.1666559

>>1666558
also dont forget to smoke seneca reds immediately before and after eating
wash it down with genny red eye
rly adds to the flavor

 No.1666562

>>1666553
the two i used to frequent are both in decent shopping districts with low crime and the employees were mostly non-nigger. it's not their doing regardless it has to do with wherever bww gets their meat from which apparently those two at least started getting some real trash. or maybe tyson or whoever tf sells to them had a change in their quality control, idk all i know is the sauces r still gud and that's the only thing i get with their brand on it anymore

 No.1666564

>>1666562
ime a lot of those food truck services will just sell you whatever if they cant get enough of x
theyll just buy some other cheap crap from some literal who, then show up with it and you gotta sign off on the order

 No.1666569

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>>1666558
i like alton brown's recipe more, you steam the wings for 10 minutes then put em in the fridge for an hour, then bake them 20 minutes on each side
sauce is just frank's, butter, garlic, salt, and parmesan, other spices if you rly want to
shit's delicious

 No.1666580

>>1666569
im just telling you how its done
thats the OG

every place ive ever worked at that had them did the sauce slightly different, and it rly doesnt matter that much. garlik powder? sure, i do that too, some dont tho. whatever is spicy or has kick, toss it in until you cant breathe through your mouth without coughing.
i remember one time i was stoned and put curry powder in it before i realized wtf i was doing and it was still kinda aight. its hard to fuck up
the only rly rly important thing is that the sauce is baked crispy into the skin
and blue cheese obv

 No.1666592

>>1666569
thats one big golden gock

 No.1666597

>>1666569
nice cock, spro

 No.1666604

>>1666592
>>1666597
thank you i take good care of him

 No.1666649

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>>1666555
Marvelous post, wonderful numbers.
im still leling all the way that vid xDDDDxxxxdD:dD

 No.1666650

>>1666555
travelbro where is this chikin shack?

 No.1666653

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>>1666650
nm I might have found it

 No.1666654

buttermilk brining your chicken is the way to go

 No.1666676

>>1666653
>chicken wang's
error THIS

 No.1666712

>>1666653
they don't DESERVE it

 No.1666960

>>1666555
🐓 CHICKEN WAFFEN 🐓

 No.1666974

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what i listen to when sparts aren't on



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