▶ FUNBALLB OWL SEASON Spartman 12/19/24 (Thu) 07:50:13 No. 1669274
Thursday, Dec. 19 Friday, Dec. 20 Monday, Dec. 23 Tuesday, Dec. 24 Thursday, Dec. 26 Friday, Dec. 27 #Georgia Tech vs. Vanderbilt (Birminghamb Owl) | 3:30 p.m. | ESPN (Gold Cowbell) #Arkansas vs. Texas Tech (Libertyb Owl) | 7 p.m. | ESPN No. 21 Syracuse vs. Washington State (Holidayb Owl) | 8 p.m. | FOXSaturday, Dec. 28 No. 13 Miami (Fla.) vs. No. 18 Iowa State (Pop-Tartsb Owl) | 3:30 p.m. | ABC#NC State vs. East Carolina (Militaryb Owl) | 5:45 p.m. | ESPN (Victory Barrel) No. 17 BYU vs. No. 23 Colorado (Alamob Owl) | 7:30 p.m. | ABCNo. 22 Army vs. Louisiana Tech (Independenceb Owl) | 9:15 p.m. | ESPNMonday, Dec. 30 No. 19 Missouri vs. Iowa (Music Cityb Owl) | 2:30 p.m. | ESPNTuesday, Dec. 31 No. 11 Alabama vs. Michigan (ReliaQuestb Owl) | 12 p.m. | ESPNNo. 15 South Carolina vs. No. 20 Illinois (Citrusb Owl) | 3 p.m. | ABCThursday, Jan. 2 No. 14 Ole Miss vs. Duke (Gatorb Owl) | 7:30 p.m. | ESPNFriday, Jan. 3 Saturday, Jan. 4 Tuesday, Dec. 17 %No. 25 Memphis 42 %James Madison 27 vs. Western Kentucky 17 (Boca Ratonb Owl) | 5:30 p.m. | ESPN %No. 24 UNLV 24 vs. Cal 13 (LAb Owl) | 9 p.m. | ESPN #rivalry ranked top 10 top 10 vs top 10 % finished WINNER LOSER
▶ Spartman 12/19/24 (Thu) 07:52:49 No. 1669275
GOB OWLS!!!!!
▶ Spartman 12/19/24 (Thu) 11:15:28 No. 1669293
i wish dudder would sponsor one of theb owl games. sportschanb owl would be nice
▶ Spartman 12/19/24 (Thu) 15:08:10 No. 1669322
go georgia southern
▶ Spartman 12/19/24 (Thu) 17:13:15 No. 1669335
>>1669329 >tell me how to ffffffeeeeeeeeeeeeellllll wut nigger collide team best represents that post
▶ Spartman 12/19/24 (Thu) 19:07:31 No. 1669348 >>1669367
>>1669329 El oh El
Unless you’re pee pee a smol, why worry? my ol lady has vids etc of her of with grils
maybe a guy idk or care that she hasn’t deleted. She’s just now becoming aware
thanks to me that the internet never forgets.
she’s a zoomerette and literally didn’t know what western union was anyways, that’s the world we live in, agree with it or not. Who cares as long as she’s banging you.
t. guy from the other thread who’s chick moved in with her home grils
▶ Spartman 12/19/24 (Thu) 22:43:19 No. 1669367 >>1669387 >>1669402
>>1669348 >zoomerette how do you even talk to zoomers the handful i've had to directly interact with were more incomprehensible than ebonics mushmouth niggers. i want to know so i can r
edpill then m
arry one
▶ Spartman 12/19/24 (Thu) 23:49:00 No. 1669373
GATA
▶ Spartman 12/20/24 (Fri) 01:14:26 No. 1669382
>turnover after turnover
▶ Spartman 12/20/24 (Fri) 01:48:42 No. 1669387
>>1669367 the one i hired is adorable. great personality– dunno much about her personal life but whenever she brings it up, its always stuff like:
"my dad walked in from the garage the other day and said 'i fixed the stationary bike again!' its like the fifth time"
then she like giggles. innocent, wholesome shit
i have high hopes for her. interacting with pleasant, pretty women is one of the little things in life that makes it worth livin
▶ Spartman 12/20/24 (Fri) 04:17:42 No. 1669402 >>1669425 >>1669459 >>1669524
>>1669367 >how do you talk to zoomers tbh shes not like a lot of other people.
>inb4 some snide comment from a jaded fucktard generalizing women I’ll tell her when I dont understand what shes talking about, and she loves it. “What do you mean you dont understand, /sp/artman?! You know everything!”
news flash, I dont, I just know more than she does about some things she loves explaining her verbiage to me, and other goofy shit people in her generation do. So theres that. idk /sp/ro, just bee urself.
>r and m one Youll do well with that, most of those people in that generation are pretty open to truth and honesty. They want to know stuff because no one taught them anything.
▶ Spartman 12/20/24 (Fri) 08:25:33 No. 1669425
>>1669402 >tbh shes not like a lot of other people holy lel is that ur groomin line?
▶ Spartman 12/20/24 (Fri) 13:11:33 No. 1669459
>>1669402 sounds qt. gotta get her outta the cat house stat
▶ Spartman 12/20/24 (Fri) 15:55:41 No. 1669480
go dduder
▶ Spartman 12/20/24 (Fri) 22:15:17 No. 1669524
>>1669402 >rape and meth one spanon idk how good this advice is…
▶ Spartman 12/20/24 (Fri) 22:49:09 No. 1669539
indyanna vs noter dumb playoff game SOON
▶ Spartman 12/21/24 (Sat) 02:31:06 No. 1669578
>>1669575 SOMETHING TAKES APART OF MEEEEEEEEE
▶ Spartman 12/21/24 (Sat) 15:36:20 No. 1669646
>>1669575 /sp/artans were right, there are only two types of women.
▶ Spartman 12/21/24 (Sat) 19:20:18 No. 1669668 >>1669708
i wanna put an baby into melonie mac
▶ Spartman 12/21/24 (Sat) 19:37:51 No. 1669670 >>1669671 >>1669695
>>1669575 Trampoline stamps are making a comeback too? What a world what a world
▶ Spartman 12/21/24 (Sat) 19:47:53 No. 1669676
>>1669575 i dont care what stds they got i want em both on my gawk
NOW ▶ Spartman 12/21/24 (Sat) 22:53:02 No. 1669708
>>1669668 you would give life to the ultimate /sp/autistic lifeform
pretty sure she is nearly 40
still a cutie though
▶ Spartman 12/22/24 (Sun) 05:51:08 No. 1669758 >>1669844
>>1669695 if she isn't a squirter im going to be rally mad
▶ Spartman 12/22/24 (Sun) 11:12:45 No. 1669785
>>1669695 >believing that’s a tramp stamp That, sir, is an open invitation.
▶ Spartman 12/22/24 (Sun) 18:41:41 No. 1669844 >>1669912
>>1669758 >squirter thats piss, bro. and its gross tbh
fucks up lubrication, and if you let it sit it
smells like piss, obv ▶ Spartman 12/23/24 (Mon) 02:56:31 No. 1669912 >>1669915 >>1669919
>>1669844 just lay some towels down
and then wring them in your mouth afterwards ;^) ▶ Spartman 12/23/24 (Mon) 05:23:16 No. 1669929
>>1669695 i wanna fuck that ass
you'd just have too…
▶ Spartman 12/23/24 (Mon) 11:02:29 No. 1669958
go coastal carolina
▶ Spartman 12/23/24 (Mon) 18:34:42 No. 1670003 >>1670004
>>1669915 don't look at me like that
▶ Spartman 12/24/24 (Tue) 14:08:38 No. 1670133
go south dduder
▶ Spartman 12/24/24 (Tue) 18:37:52 No. 1670168 >>1670184
>>1670004 babby cr pls.
squirt is not piss a bunch of whorbs said so
▶ Spartman 12/24/24 (Tue) 19:46:25 No. 1670184
>>1670168 oh yeah ?
then why does it come out of her penis ?
▶ Spartman 12/27/24 (Fri) 09:08:31 No. 1670658
this is the thread
▶ Spartman 12/27/24 (Fri) 16:39:41 No. 1670705 >>1670714
you ever been kicked out of a bar that "people get kicked out but not forever!" and nearly two years later you call the boss and try to get back in and she just says "not today" ok but when "idk but not today" :))))) yay i guess being a flagrant racist is the crime they will not forgive shut up ya i know i shouldnt but idfc im nevr gonna not be who i am i guess this is the price to bad because its one of only two places you can smoke inside and the other place has a bartender that just plain out dont lik me and refuses to sell me liquor knowing full well i dont drink beer
▶ Spartman 12/27/24 (Fri) 16:43:18 No. 1670706
go tech
▶ Spartman 12/27/24 (Fri) 17:16:01 No. 1670714 >>1670721 >>1670765
>>1670705 man you sound like a problem. i bet >we'd get along, and yes i've been permab& from places like that they're usually way more uptight than they imply ime i dunno why you'd advertise yourself like that and then get eternally butthurt when people go and do drunk person shit in your bar. lik yah i get kicking out someone who literally destroys your business by smashing windows and chairs and shit but only the faggotest bars ban you over words. i mean where else are you gonna go if you wanna say nigger after a couple drinks?
▶ Spartman 12/27/24 (Fri) 17:44:29 No. 1670721 >>1670758 >>1670762 >>1670865 >>1670948
>>1670714 >man you sound like a problem thank you, always have been.
>>we'd get along id like to think so
>the rest ya idk sure they dont actually "advertise" themselves lik that but i heard a bartender say it once after seeing some guy that got kicked out multiple times get let back in again so i remembered it and ya i aint a destructive kinda drunk just a mouthy fuck i think the first time i got banned was for giving a long explanation on why the holocost never did but still its been so long and i never even bothered to ask to go back until recently but the HBIC wasnt there and only works early so i called today and shit she just "nope"s my ass asap lik damn bitch idr what i did but i went home without a black eye or anything so it wasnt that bad idk maybe shell have a different opinion in 6 to 12 months when i decide to try again. and it sucks im so gifted at getting thrown out this is my favorite place its a total shithole dive probably the worst one in town when im at other bars i tell people to go to this one if i can tell theyre of that kinda persuasion rly i love that bar but fuck idk i guess i just aint cut out for this kinda place or smth
▶ Spartman 12/27/24 (Fri) 17:44:51 No. 1670722 >>1670758 >>1670762
holy shit that was a long post sorry about that
▶ Spartman 12/27/24 (Fri) 20:24:28 No. 1670758
>>1670721 >>1670722 idfk man those shithole bars usually put up with a lot more loudmouthing than that or at least they
used to but i guess waycism really is the new sacrilege even in those spots
all i know is i've pushed things p far in bars before like throwing bottles and fighting
usually losing and shit and the only times i've been perma'd is when i fucked up something sentimental to the staff like a dead co-owner's pic getting hit and knocked off the wall with a bottle i threw in a drunk tantrum or destroying their original neon open sign which definitely hurt me more than it hurt them bc who cares about a fuckin open sign that much
but i also haven't gone out drinking like that in several years they're all prolly word police now, or it wouldn't surprise me at least
▶ Spartman 12/27/24 (Fri) 20:56:05 No. 1670762
>>1670721 >>1670722 they sound like fags tbh, just find a different bar unless you rly live in bumfuck nowhere
or open your own lul
▶ Spartman 12/27/24 (Fri) 21:23:57 No. 1670765
>>1670714 you can say the…
n-word …here if you want…
▶ Spartman 12/28/24 (Sat) 05:18:46 No. 1670865
>>1670721 >getting drunk, revealing your power level and getting banned for it wew
▶ Spartman 12/28/24 (Sat) 17:54:59 No. 1670948
>>1670721 if it makes you feel better bars are just places that suck up your money– you would unironically be better off in life just having a couple brews at home COMFY while developing a hobby
and then going to group stuff for that hobby for the social aspect, if you're some kinda non-autist that requires human contact ▶ Spartman 12/28/24 (Sat) 19:45:24 No. 1670980
why does boston college suck so hard damn
▶ Spartman 12/28/24 (Sat) 20:09:49 No. 1670985
boston hasn't been relevant since my main man dzokar did a COOL trick with his pressure cooker
▶ Spartman 12/29/24 (Sun) 00:06:56 No. 1671022
pup torts bowl
▶ Spartman 12/29/24 (Sun) 01:31:43 No. 1671056
go louisiana tech
▶ Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 22:25:59 No. 1671430
what is this TransPerfect bowl?
▶ Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 13:19:42 No. 1671525
go lsu
▶ Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 17:06:33 No. 1671552
does the tide roll
▶ Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 17:25:00 No. 1671556
lmao the tide rolls NOT
▶ Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 17:33:01 No. 1671559
tide CHOKING THE ROLL
▶ Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 17:37:51 No. 1671560
holy fucking shit three turnovers in a row for the tide
▶ Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 20:30:47 No. 1671581
death to this deboer fuck
▶ Spartman 01/01/25 (Wed) 05:43:59 No. 1671636
lel bammer got rolled
▶ Spartman 01/02/25 (Thu) 17:51:30 No. 1671952
go old piss
▶ Spartman 01/04/25 (Sat) 01:45:40 No. 1672236
tomorrow is last day ofb owls for the season
▶ Spartman 01/04/25 (Sat) 13:44:25 No. 1672302
go liberty
▶ Spartman 01/04/25 (Sat) 16:13:27 No. 1672326
GO BILLS
▶ Spartman 01/04/25 (Sat) 17:15:43 No. 1672334
vacationb owl