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let thim v yims cook - GHOSTD vance himself

>cant think of a gud joke
i lik the word drool p gud cuza how it rolls off the tongue
i lik sayin grande to spics it raly means a lot to em
i ate a dictionary once and wew budy that was thesaurus my throat ever been
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 No.1688695>>1688700

>>1688687
Roachland is in a fun conundrum, like Israel they've managed to piss off their neighbors on every side, and like Israel, they're almost at war with most of those cunts at any given time.
If Yidsrael and Turkey go to war, Greece is getting payback 100% there's no way they'll sit by while their economy is floundering and they have a shot at Greek clay.

 No.1688696>>1688699>>1688753

File: 1742845260854-0.mp4 (34.89 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, pillosicare.mp4) [play once] [loop]

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>trotting out obombercare in march 2025 anno dominos
either dems are this desperate, or they're worried its gonna get fucked
either way this is extremely funny to me

 No.1688697

>>1688638
but what if the girl doggie doesnt orgasm during conception?

 No.1688699

>>1688696
its such a shame obongo did his presidency when he was so young. now >were stuck dealing w his endless faggotry from behind the curtain for prolly several more decades until he finally croaks

just fucking die already you megalomaniacal old nigger

 No.1688700

>>1688695
grease has all those debnts owed to germoney too so who knows where that would go
you know what i can buy that this could actually result in ww3 if roaches and rats start fighting bc the strings attached to all of those faggots go around the globe multiple times and i don't think any of the big boy cunts (mainly amerigayans, rusnigs and chinks) are actually in any kind of position to stop the snowball from turning into an avalanche
>>1688691
i think dup is just that gud of a goy tbh, if they actually had major dirt on him they'd have tossed it all out and axed him awhile back when zionists, bibi specifically, stabbed him in the back during and after the 2020 erection
gotta member parts of his direct family are married to hardcore ziokikes

 No.1688701>>1688714

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>>1688687
idk if its gayfabe from what i'm seein. roaches have been stickin it to isntreal p hard over gaza
imamoglustick just went to prison too, lotta protests
def legit on some level but high production value, timing, and coverage is rally familiar iykwim

 No.1688708>>1688752

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need these but dudddr for sportschang banner

 No.1688714

>>1688701
i'm sure plenty of "da peepo™" would gladly take a whack at the kikes but it all reeks of the same kinda shit hitler (horl be aporn hirm) and stalin were doing in poland right before the last big one kicked off.
lik it might actually get way worse for syria here in the vary near future. if that's even possible, poor syrians have been fuckpuppeted around so much for like 14 years it's hard to believe they're not desensitized to p mich everything by now

 No.1688716>>1688750

>>1688581
><Aber gained notoriety for forcing CIA assets to testify under oath about illegally sharing information with Israel
you got a link for this?

 No.1688724>>1688727

thing is w the turks
erdogans whole gig for a while now is his NATO memebership allows him to play many sides at once, while avoiding any srs repercussions. its allowed him to fuck around for a long time now, so idk if hes too keen on letting it go just yet prolly wanna at least beef up syria first. and attacking israel would certainly mean turkey is out of NATO, at the very least. in fact hed prolly be in line for a gud ol fashioned regime change™ if he tried, seeing how things are going for him domestically rn

 No.1688725

>The U.S. Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) just made a move that will protect bad patents at the expense of everyone else.
>USPTO further restricted access to inter partes review, or IPR
>IPR allows anyone to challenge a patent’s validity based on prior art, and it’s done before specialized judges at the USPTO, where experts can re-evaluate whether a patent was properly granted.
>memo reinstates widespread use of the Apple v. Fintiv rule, under which the USPTO often rejected IPR petitions whenever there’s an ongoing district court case about the same patent.
can't believe this wasn't discussed in any of the previous threads
it's gonna get a lot harder to be a small biz

 No.1688727>>1688728

>>1688724
guess that imamoglusnif dude erdy jailed was the kurd's boy too. whole thangs convoluted af and givin me democracy™ vibes too
hopefully the slappin stays in syria. but beebs is on a wicked bender rn, so idk how it would play out if he pulls the old baww while striking trik on turk

 No.1688728>>1688731

>>1688727
bibis looking for war. any war. if all the palestinians suddenly laid down and died, hed still need war or hes goin to jail

>idk how it would play out if he pulls the old baww while striking trik on turk

well they usually just do it anyways, then have the media just fuckin lie about errytang
id imagine there will be some shit about muh druze, since thats their whole fake casus beli rn

 No.1688729>>1688730

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 No.1688730

>>1688729
sounds lik an accurate representation of norf

 No.1688731>>1688738

>>1688728
yids drew up plans for gaza just waitin for the green light
was thinkin regarding nato, but guess thats not exactly solid ground rn. shit man idk not lookin great there

 No.1688736>>1688746

is Miss Scotland /oargal/?

 No.1688738>>1688809

>>1688731
>yids drew up plans for gaza just waitin for the green light
theyre already bombing them as of a few days ago
gazas gonna be quick now that theres no way to get new weapons in. lik, they prolly got some way in idk about, but its not a very big place. not lik its hard to watch the med and the mile and a half border along egypt. they bombed/flooded most of the tunnels too

in either case itll be israel vs syria first
IDF and turks will inevitably end up blasting one another during that, so that could ez turn into a big regional war. but i couldnt see a world where israel would skip over syria as it is rn. its weak af, disorganized, broke, doesnt rly have any allies or rly exist yet, its got no anti-air, or any air capability whatsoever for that matter, and you even got some fake and gay war goal muh druze. no way dont they at least try for the golan

thinking if i was israel, and just totally psychopathic and bloodhungry, id try for jewmascus muh religious minorities etc. do that and mop up to somewhere south of beirut in lebanon. that causes the most damage to the whole region, while only having to fight the weakest ones at a time where they cant easily re-up on ammo
thats where i could see turks goin kara boga on israel proper. that would do it. itd turn turkey full pariah state lik iran or best korea.
but erdogan knows hes already on thin ice already. hes not gonna push that rn. hell be content to play footsie w them thru syria for at least a few yrs. and bibi will oblige

 No.1688746

>>1688736
/ourlass/

 No.1688748

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waltz follows the bbc

 No.1688750

>>1688716
Look up Asif William Rahman. Aber was the fed on that case. Asif leaked IDF information to Iran and Aber prosecuted, but in doing so basically proved that the CIA was sharing data they weren't supposed to with Israel in the first place.

 No.1688752>>1688774

>>1688708
>friendly and benevolent leader
>also makes him look fucking badass
way to go, leftists.

 No.1688753

>>1688696
this nigger looks fucking older than trump

 No.1688754

>>1688688
i love how the journo said
>i couldn't believe the team would be SO incompetant to add ME to the strike planning chain
instead of
>someone obviously fucking maliciously added me, a journalist, to this planning session
can't wait for that retard to have their head on a pike

 No.1688757>>1688764>>1688797

>>1688686
why are they pretending this about bailing out yurop?

bombing yemen has been bipartisan project for more than a decade (obummer+saudis, dup 1, bidup, dup 2) and has much more to do with yids than with yuros (or muh freedumb of navigashun lmao)

 No.1688764>>1688767

>>1688757
its obviously not the main reason but hooties and the blowfish are right there in a pretty major shipping lane that goes directly to the mediterranean (suez canal is kinda really super important) which in turn provides access to the entire southern portion of yurup
member when the evergreen got stuck in the suez and fucked everything up for literally everyone? yuropeens felt that a lot harder than everyone south of the canal. it's not like there's an ezpz land delivery route to a mediterranean port in that general region, it's all jihadis and apefricans and apefrican jihadis who are ambivalent towards yurup at best and genuinely want yuro genocide at worst.
so considering all that and then factoring in pirates and hooties regularly attacking ships it kinda makes it hard for yuros to get imports and send exports to a pretty huge portion of the planet without having to go all the way around apefrica or go norf and risk dealing with russia who isn't exactly friendly with like 2/3 of yurup rn among environmental hazards like ice floes

 No.1688765>>1688768

>>1688674
He can now join the caliphate of sportschan and lead

 No.1688767>>1688779

>>1688764
>attacking ships
"houthis" (wrong name, the political group is "ansarallah", "houthi" is an ethnic group) were not just attacking any ship, they were attacking/enforcing a blockade specifically on ships from countries supporting or aiding israel
clearly that's the main point, not yurop's maritime trade routes

 No.1688768

>>1688765
>implying he hasn't been duder this whole time

 No.1688772>>1688780

>>1688688
absolutely

notorious neocon (((jeffrey goldberg))), editor in chief of "the atlantic" is """accidentally""" added to an encrypted chat of top govt officials discussing another bombing raid on enemies of israel?
and what the discussion "reveals" is that this continuation of a >decade old policy is to "help out yurop" and "muh freedumb of navigashun"? lel

clearly staged

 No.1688774

>>1688752
he looks like fucking big brother ffs the background is even red
is this some kind of cope?

 No.1688779

>>1688767
oh cool thanks for repeating that it wasn't the main point at me and ignoring everything else about the post i almost forgot that i said it wasn't the main point

 No.1688780>>1688784>>1688908

>>1688772
the spice must flow

 No.1688784>>1688787

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>>1688780
the "fell for it again" awards must flow

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 No.1688797

>>1688757
oh ya know
its just the biggest shipping lane in the entire world
if its closed you just have to go literally all the way around africa
no biggie

 No.1688809

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>>1688738
them drawin up for all the chickpeas budy
>couldnt see a world where israel would skip over syria as it is rn
yeah, zero chance imo too. syria as it is was a blinken fluid & juland (etc) joint as far as i'm concerned. rushed the NOW this is Greater Isntreal! collab out to get ahead of dup's mixtape
i lik ur analcysts, gud point about footsie too. no big bad, no beebs. still think they're keepin the marmaris 2.0 play in reserve but globohomo got me TINFOILY rn

 No.1688822>>1688827

anything happening between roaches and rats is highly unlikely just cuz roach is nato and they would be a big no-no to have them fighting each other. like spartman said that's his only trap card and he can't afford to lose it.
that being said i'd still love to see watermelon seller get ousted

 No.1688827>>1688834>>1688839

>>1688822
>i'd still love to see watermelon seller get ousted
dont let ur dreams be yeams. eyeran & rooshya are ongry at him over syria, nato doesnt exactly love him, 70% inflation, hes battin 1000 rn
either way think hes got 3 years left then cant run again iirc

 No.1688834

>>1688827
>either way think hes got 3 years left then cant run again iirc
like that's ever stopped a dick tater
ever

 No.1688839

>>1688827
he just literally de-educated re-tardified? his political opponent via executive action so that he couldnt run against him on a technicality
term limits are not something that likely keeps erdogan up at night

 No.1688869>>1688876

When Roaches and Rats fight, >we win. Simple-as, let 'em duke it out.

Boomer news:
>Senate proposes legislation that would require a three-judge panel for federal judges to curb the executive branch's authority
>DOJ tells Boasberg to eat shit again, cites state secrets
>Joe Rogan says he won't do UFC events in Canada until they submit to American supremacy
>Says he'd rather visit Russia than Canada
>Convicted felon arrested for drug charges after Washington Governor commuted his sentence
>RFK Jr. Releases chemical contaminants tool
Tool here: hfpappexternal.fda.gov/scripts/fdcc/index.cfm?set=contaminant-levels
>Small business admin gave $330 million in loans to children
>dup says automatic 25% tariff on any cunt buying beniszuelan oil
>dup says the newsman in the chatroom was added by a Mike Waltz staffer they hadn't fired
>BC calls for labeling MAGA as a terrorist organization, make it a prisonable fine to wear a MAGA hat
>Tranny beats his wife with a frying pan and tells police they had "rough sex"
>Pennsylvania sheboon charged with making false reports after putting a noose on her own desk to get out of being fired for being a lazy nigger
>DOJ says they have authority to deport pali protest organizer because he failed to disclose ties to hummus when filing for a green card

 No.1688873>>1688877

Homan lookin' a little drunk.

 No.1688876

>>1688869
>because he failed to disclose ties to hummus when filing for a green card
so there was an actual reason to deport his ass after all, it's generally unwise to go out protesting when you are directly linked to a turrist ergnizashun™
now protesting zionism being b& on campuses is where the real bullshit is

 No.1688877

>>1688873
no you can usually tell when its drunk cop cuz hell just be fucking red and puffy-lookin cuz of high blood-pressure
ive had a few cops lik that before

homan is just the coppest cop in all the cop shops. thats why he talks like that. prolly lik 30yrs mumbling cop jokes to other cops over the cop radio
you see the same kinda thing sometimes w career trukrs

 No.1688886>>1688909

World Athletics to introduce mandatory sex testing for female competitions

>World Athletics will introduce cheek swabbing to determine if an athlete is biologically female for female competitions. Sebastian Coe stated that the decision is crucial for maintaining the integrity of women’s sports, and was made after widespread consultation.

>Coe expressed confidence that the policy would withstand legal challenges, acknowledging the complexities involved. The introduction of testing aims to provide confidence in competition while protecting the female category in sports, as noted by Coe. A group with World Athletics said they would be testing for the SRY gene, and also potentially testosterone levels.
troons btfo

 No.1688903>>1688910

File: 1742946343399.mp4 (4.4 MB, 640x360, 16:9, dup ballot fraud EO.mp4) [play once] [loop]

>Dr. Jay Bhattacharya confirmed as head of NIH.
Apparently he opposed lockdowns. We got another paki lol
>JD headin' to Greenland with his paki wife
>dup ordering immediately declassification of Russiagate hoax files
>dup freezing funding to planned parenthood amid mass layoffs/shutdowns as they lost their USAID funding, claiming DIE
>university of columbia interim director faced with mass catty bitches among loss of funding complaining that they should be allowed to protest wherever and whenever using up bolice resources as they please
Really the solution is just to let them protest but don't post any police around so you can point to them summer of loving the place and declare a national emergency.
>PBS and NPR to testify before DOGE that they are not politically biased news agencies (lmao)
>Judge puts restraining order on temporary shutdown of Radio Free X groups receiving congressional funding, cites separation of powers

Trump signs EO requiring voter ID, ballot paper trail, action against states that count late votes!
I'm sure the judges will have a field day with this one but that's why heem gotta introduce it early and hit hard and fast before midterms.

 No.1688908

>>1688780
i finally watched the dune movies, and aside from a few nonsensicle movie theatric stuff, it was actually pretty good. someone had a vision

 No.1688909

>>1688886
make all sports coed
put hoes in their place

 No.1688910

>>1688903
fuck judges lel
'democracy' been cooked for a long time. far too little, far too late. tho i can't fault trump for trying to make things Less shit



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