- I'm proud to be a Jew - said the wise rabbi once - if I weren't proud I still would be a Jew. Then why shouldn't I be proud at least?
Liebowitz opens a confectionery. Ha put a sign up to the entrance: "No Jews allowed!"
The whole community gets riled up they go and demand explanation from him for this outrageous act!
You meshuggges! Have you ever tasted my cakes?
A capuchin friar and a rabbi sit in a café. Comes the waiter:
- I'd like a cappuccino. - orders the rabbi
- A rabbino for me. - says the friar.
- What's that? - the waiter asks.
- It's the same as cappuccino, but with a little bit more skin.
Jewess visits the rabbi.
- What to do to prevent pregnancy?
- Drink a glass of water.
- Before or after?
A nigger, a gypsy and a jew walks into the bar, and the bartender says: GET THE FUCK OUT