Anonymous 06/20/19 (Thu) 16:00:27 No. 61
- I'm proud to be a Jew - said the wise rabbi once - if I weren't proud I still would be a Jew. Then why shouldn't I be proud at least?
Liebowitz opens a confectionery. Ha put a sign up to the entrance: "No Jews allowed!" The whole community gets riled up they go and demand explanation from him for this outrageous act! You meshuggges! Have you ever tasted my cakes? A capuchin friar and a rabbi sit in a café. Comes the waiter: - I'd like a cappuccino. - orders the rabbi - A rabbino for me. - says the friar. - What's that? - the waiter asks. - It's the same as cappuccino, but with a little bit more skin. Jewess visits the rabbi. - What to do to prevent pregnancy? - Drink a glass of water. - Before or after? - Instead.
Anonymous 06/20/19 (Thu) 16:11:17 No. 63
A nigger, a gypsy and a jew walks into the bar, and the bartender says:
GET THE FUCK OUT
Anonymous 06/22/19 (Sat) 13:23:29 No. 81
>>61 >rabbino >less skin
Anonymous 08/21/19 (Wed) 20:41:21 No. 229
TIME TRAVELLER: What date is it?
GEORGE W. BUSH: September 11th, 2001. TIME TRAVELLER: Before or after the attacks? GEORGE W. BUSH: Before.
Anonymous 08/24/19 (Sat) 16:18:20 No. 251
That's not a bad one.
The Székely gets conscripted into the navy.
- Can you swim? - asks the petty officer.
- Why? - comes the Székely back - Don't you have ships?