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 No.1569111[View All]

TRUK & PULLR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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 No.1602153

>>1602141
ive made lego cars that survive better than that when hit by something much bigger.
modern cars aren't made out of lego, they are made out of lincoln logs
source: 6 year old me

 No.1602157

>>1602151
and illinois and indiana and kentucky and pennsylvania and maryland and virginia and west virginia and north carolina and georgia
south carolina has surprisingly decent roads tho ime

 No.1602280

>>1602157
south carolina has some truly atrocious roads too and FUCK YOU about indiana budy i70 is horrible in that state so bad its offensive

 No.1602285

>>1602280
ive only ever driven on the coastal areas of sc tbh i forget myrtle beach is a tourist trap so the roads are probably betterover that way
>and FUCK YOU about indiana budy i70 is horrible in that state so bad its offensive
wait wut thats what i was trying to say indiana has some truly dogshit roads like some of the mountain roads in appalachia are less fucked up

 No.1602307

>>1602285
ok ok you got me worked up there for a minute

 No.1602316

>>1602157
driving from ohio to pennsylvania on the interstate its like you suddenly went into a different country. pennsylvania's roads are like driving on clouds compared to ohio, although likely different in the nigger infested cities.

 No.1602654

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 No.1602658

>>1602654
lmao, this guy is having fun huh ?

with conservaboomers its almost too easy

 No.1602660

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>>1602658
him and one other guy have the market cornered lel but their gimmick is so similar its probably the same guy
pic unrelated

 No.1602700

>>1602285
find it hard to believe you can be on worse highways than VA
ever driven through the tidewater bridge-tunnels budy? isn't it a miserable soul-sucking experience?

 No.1602706

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Flood detected

 No.1602878

>>1602706
crik & pullr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.1602883

>>1602700
yes i used to have to go there two or three times a week
the whole norfolk/newport news/hampton area is the worst driving in virginia outside of nova
like worse than richmond and richmond's roads look like a partially exploded minefield
then it suddenly just gets better around va beach because ofc

 No.1602929

>>1602883
used to drive across that bridge every fukn day for about six months before i got a new job, shit was hell
and va beach the highways may be better but the other roads are fucking awful, DoT is absolutely embezzling all that shit

 No.1602945

>>1602929
idk the roads didnt seem that bad there a couple years ago but maybe it was just some shitty asphalt equivalent of a quick paint job i wouldnt put any level of laziness past them
and yes theres zero doubt they are richmond alone is all the evidence youd need of that. random roads and sidewalks are constantly closed for them to "work" on and when they're reopened they're still a level of shit that would destroy a small truk's suspension not to mention regular cars. just goes to show why you should avoid paying taxes whenever possible

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 No.1603077

>>1603076
why does it look like that?

 No.1603285

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r8 my fit

 No.1603287

>>1603285
8/10 needs the adidas waffle house collab sneakers

 No.1603294

>>1603285
thx for the warning

it was vary relaxing

 No.1603296

>>1603285
>no big dog
7/10
>error
6/10
>errrrorrrrr agaiinnnnn
yknow what 10/10 take your faggot shiny golden star sticker god dammit

 No.1603981

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just passed this OVERSIZED ass load wew

 No.1604002

>>1603981
have you ever taken an oversized load in the loves shower?

 No.1604030

>>1604002
i regularly book loves showers to shit in since i got unlimited free showers idk why this isn't a thing a lot more trukrs do but fuck man a nice private room to unload a fat load is much nicer than stall shittin every day in perpetuity

 No.1604051

>>1603076
what fivem server is this?

 No.1604135

>>1604030
how many sissy lot lizards are you allowed to bring into the private room

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 No.1607912

>>1607878
delivering duddr's new dildo

 No.1607919

>>1607912
*a piece of duddr's new dildo
have some faith in >our glorious leader

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 No.1608096

>>1608082
u need gas budy
does that truk slow to a crawl if the tank gets too low? i never drove a semi but every newer box truck ive been in does that shit and its fuckin infuriating especially if it happens when youre only like two miles away from a gas station and now its gonna take 10 minutes to get there instead of 3

 No.1608098

>>1608096
ive never had that problem but dont typically get so low that im actually concerned about it. the idiot light is only a warning for dum dums that gotta be told

 No.1608105

>>1608098
yah yah im dum whatever but that shit'll kick in even if youve got enough gas to make it several more miles
as in its not so low theres genuine risk of getting stuck on the road but its low enough that you better fuel up soon

 No.1608106

wait no i a mdumb im thinking of the def tank not the fuel

 No.1608109

>>1608105
o sry bro i wasnt even tryin to call you dum. i figured you knew you were low but got caught off guard by the truk deciding to do thangs without askin you first
when i was a yungn i always heard it called the dummy or idiot light i dont mean nothin by it.
>def
ok ya that shit will fuk with you full stop even if it isnt empty but if some other shit is fucked with it itll have yu "limp"in to wherever you can before sooner or later itll just say no and stop you for good. i HAVE dealt with that shit, not cuz it ran out, but other errors and shit. depending on ur truk theres a couple tricks you can try like resetting the computers sometimes by turning the key to the on position 3 times before cranking, others you can do it by removing the key from ignition for a bit of time like twenty seconds iirc but some might be a lot longer, or even cut the battery connection entirely and reconnect it (if you got a switch for that its ezpz) and that might help reset the computers so you can get where you need to go. man that shit is shit its just GARBAGE and you know what def actually is?? piss and water. look it up. piss + water. fuckin hat def and its consequences.

 No.1608139

>>1608109
nah youre gud man i was joking (but i was dum i got it confused). but yah the def has gotten me a couple times because it seems like the limp kicks in at a different level with every truk
>its just piss and water
urea which is in piss but not 100% piss. still useless and stupid tho making me drive 10mph to a gas station isnt going to magically undo the monstrous pollution coming out of china or india or los angeles

 No.1608228

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dam
>>1608139
>different level every truk
ya when ive done reading on it trying to unfuck my shit ive seen some people say dont let it get under half full. my truk ive gotten it down a bit before a quarter with no issue but maybe thats because its a new one i have no clue. shits a fuckin scam with punishment included

 No.1608232

>>1608139
>he doesn't disable the low level sensor in his DEF tanks
lmao cmon bud get gud

 No.1608259

>>1608228
never had one do that at half a tank but getting near a quarter is a complete gamble ime
>>1608232
can you actually easily do that? either way if its on the company's dime idgaf at the end of the day if they rally wanna pay me that much in otherwise avoidable overtime then fuck it i wont complain about extra fuck around money

 No.1608260

also
>that vid
dude fell asleep or brake failure or just tarded?

 No.1608275

>>1608259
>can you actually easily do that
that circle vid i posted, boss did some shit to that thang and told me never ever use def so i didnt and it just ran lik a normal vehicle that dont have def to begin with. he definitely had me doing a couple sketchy thangs here and there and i ended up quitting when he skipped a days pay on a check two weeks in a row, what im gettin at is if you dgaf about the law it seems you can bypass def altogether

also
crash vid
no idea what happened there

 No.1608285

>>1608260
>vid
might be this at a welcome center at jg wentworth 877 cash now ga
https://www.wjcl.com/article/georgia-welcome-center-i-95-crash/46907028
https://archive.ph/BIRuu

 No.1608524

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Are farmers truckers?

 No.1608545

>>1608524
they have tractor pulls so u tell me

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 No.1608553

>>1608524
lol they're putting up barricades and fences thinking it's actually gonna stop a fucking tractor

 No.1608560

>>1608553
it might if its a john deere though, because cops can disable them remotely by telling the dealership it is stolen

 No.1608563

>>1608560
If they dare to do that John Deer is going to fucking burn down.

 No.1608594

>>1608275
not like they could prove you were doing that anyway
>>1608524
farmers r gud



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