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 No.1569111[Last 50 Posts]

TRUK & PULLR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.1569142

>>1569111
The fuck is the second one from?

 No.1569155

indonesia

 No.1569158

make the tren thread

 No.1569181

>>1569142
looks lik its from a tren rek budy

 No.1569217

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 No.1569238

>>1569217
plz dont make me side with a jew.

i heard a municipality was arguing they wanted cams on their parking enforcement "officers" and how they take abuse on a daily basis and wish they could show others how hard they have it. and all i could think of how great and fun it would be to watch them get abused and harassed. maybe even killed!
how they could possibly think anyone would be on their side is a mystery to me.

 No.1569298

>>1569238
>plz dont make me side with a jew.
t. jew

 No.1569314

truk n fuk

 No.1569315

>>1569217
>>1569238
>>1569298
repo men are worse than kikes
they are niggers, only legal

 No.1569319

>>1569217
i had a feeling this was florida
then he pulled his gun and i knew it was florida

repo/tow truck fags are the scummiest faggots on earth

they once watched me get out of a car and go into a pediatrician and towed the car, i was there for all of twenty minutes which means they were watching

 No.1570872

File: 1690562493908.mp4 (5.13 MB, 576x1024, 9:16, truk n rivr.mp4)


 No.1570879

fucker n chucker
just like i did ur mum

 No.1570905

>>1569319
>repo/tow truck fags are the scummiest faggots on earth
usually got gud stories tho
esp if they worked in some shithole

 No.1570907

i dont blame towfag here tho
just lookin at that neighborhood i guarantee it was some cunty neighbor who saw him parked on the street and wanted to fuck with him and called it in
maybe jewfags wife slighted her at a dinner party 6yrs ago or something
u kno the type

 No.1570909


 No.1571488

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this is bad

 No.1571496

>>1571488
ummmmm this is a good thing actually
they were probably trump voters and not actually the working class sooooo learn to code hick
t. democratic socialist workers party NYC chapter

 No.1571498

>>1571488
>>1571496
free markets
bad trucking company

 No.1571499

>>1571488
them pensions ded

 No.1571522

>>1571499
OOPS SORRY UNION BROS
GET FUCKED LMAOOOOO

 No.1571524

>>1571522
they were delinquent on like 30 mil on them pensions

 No.1571526

>>1571524
*39 mil

 No.1571527

>>1571526
39mil is a GUD fucking person

 No.1571528

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this blanket is based as fuck
best 5 dollars i've evr spent

 No.1571529

>>1571528
you did a bad thang

 No.1571531

>>1571529
sanic and mario says otherwise

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>>1571528
now THIS is reddit

 No.1571548

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>>1571524
>What happened to the $700mil though?

 No.1571552

>>1571548
Beware the beings born of desert land, Invisible infiltrators, a treacherous hand. They walk among us, unseen and sly, Corrupting our hearts with a wicked lie.

Masters of disguise, they blend with ease, Their true nature hidden, a deceptive breeze. Whispered malevolence, a haunting spell, Their influence spreads, as they dwell.

Beware the dwellers, unseen and sly, Born from deserts, they corrupt, oh why? Their presence lingers, a darkness concealed, Unveiling their secrets, is the only shield.

Who a I?

 No.1571568

>>1571548
it went to ukraine like everything else

 No.1571569

>>1571488
but where are we gunna get yellows from now?

 No.1571608

TRUK & PULLR & TREN & PLEN & BUSSY & DA KAR & DA BIK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.1571626

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>lose yellows
>get browns
every fucking time

 No.1571645

>>1571626
i hat teamster

 No.1571654

>>1571626
>DROP AND GIVE ME ZEN
I think I just lost 10 years of my life reading that

 No.1571657

give me cdl tutorial

 No.1571664

>>1571657
wyntk?

 No.1571672

>>1571664
how do I become a truck driver

 No.1571681

>>1571672
go to the dmv and complain that you sexually identify as "class B CDL", and start screeching that youll sue them if they dont change it immediately

 No.1571685

>>1571681
WHAT IS THIS "WOKE" WORLD COMING TO!!

 No.1571693

>>1571672
for class b:
1. go 2 beer passer outer (beer distributors are always hiring)
2. apply as guy who helps driver
3. ask about training you to truk
-3b. if they do not do this leave immediately
4. learn 2 truk
5. get truk permit
6. truk
-6a. leave the beer place as soon as you get the cdl because beer jobs are fuckin horrible and dont pay anywhere near enough for all the weight youll be throwing around on your routes

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 No.1571696

>>1571694
thanks
>>1571693
beer is a big sin

 No.1571698

>>1571672
step 1 is getting a permit which is only a written test and you can download an app to help you learn what the questions and answers will likely be, questions being different state to state.
step 2 your gonna need a certain amount of time behind a wheel with that permit doin trukn thangs so you got on of to or maybe more options you can go to truk n pullr academy for idk prob lik 4k or you can find a truk n pullr that will let you drive with him doin trukn thangs. the school option, you shouldn't have a hard time finding a shit company that will split the payments with you for a year then after the year is up they cover the remaining balance.
step 3 is takin the skills test you're gonna have to prove you can identify a lotta parts on the truk n maybe pullr and legal limits for the parts and/or how exactly you can determine they are in a legal condition then you'll need to do a airbrake test which shouldn't be hard just dont be an idiot and follow the test takers instructions and dont fuck up this one can nail you with one fuck up
then ull have to demonstrate prob 3 backing manoovers which will pron def be backing up in a straight line and then 2 of 3, being a 90° alley dock, a parallel park, and the third has a name i forgot but it's when you gotta move the rig over one spot from its starting point. theyre all easy but you def need practice but a good teachr will point out where you need to have your landing gears in relation to how they look in your mirrors. the hardest is the alley dock but mostly cuz you need to get the distance right. i was warned they'll get pissed if they see me counting so i just got used to how many strides it takes me to cover 15', split the difference, had a big loogie in my mouth, and spit a fat one on the ground on the walk back to the tractor. worked like a charm lel. they gonna give you 2 or 3 opportunities to get out of the truk and look at your positioning for each of the manuver tests.
finally its a drive test so just drive the dang thang and dont break the law. prob gonna have you do an "emergency stop" at a safe place just to prove you aint to dumb to do one, theyll ask what you're doing when they get you to do that and you just gotta tell em. maybe a shit test where he gonna ask about a sign a mile or two back, maybe a height clearance sign or maybe something else, basically to prove your paying attention. prob gonna ask what you do when you get to train tracks. at this point just use your damn turn signals and drive like you aren't an idiot and you'll pass tbphwyb.
test on a truk with a standard transmission. testing in an automation restricts your ability to drive only automatics.

 No.1571699

wow thats a lotta words
but rly its not that much

 No.1571700

>>1571693
this is gud too. if you do this then if you wanna go up to big boy truks is a couple less steps. i think a class b is functionally a permit for class a, and youll have the airbrake part taken care of.

 No.1571702

>>1571696
no one said you had to drink it
theres other kinds of distribution too its just beer drivers have huge turnover because it sucks so its less of a wait than most other places and ot only takes like 3 months to get trained and then get a cdl. the hardest part is just remembering the shit youve gotta recite to the guy doing the test during the pre-drive inspection but most of thats common sense anyway

 No.1571704

>>1571698
>test on a truk with a standard transmission
how hard would it be for me to learn this on a big truk if my only manual experience is from driving workman carts around a golf course? dont semis have like 9 more gears than regular vehicles?

 No.1571708

>>1571704
if you can count up you should be fine. difficult part is getting the revs n speed for when you gotta shift right so your not grinding gears and you'll have to double clutch when you take the test but once you got it down you dont actually have to use the clutch unless your starting from a stop the tranny so strong it dgaf and you can just cradle that bitch all the way up n down its p rad 🤙🏻

 No.1571712

>>1571704
get yourself a racing wheel with shifter (a g27/g29 is fine) and practice on some racing sims that force you to use the clutch. you'll build up coordination that is better than you'll need pretty quickly. a trucking sim would work too of course, but an accurate shifter for those would cost considerably more.

 No.1571744

is American Truck Simulator enough experience to be a trukr?

 No.1571858

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 No.1571897

>>1571858
Only watched the beggining and ending just to see if he rapes the slut and he did.

 No.1573054

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who goin to da "movies"

 No.1573209

>>1573054
I think this might need a PG-13 rating

 No.1573214

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>>1573054
im way too shy to talk to girls do you think I should try to pick up a lot lizard for practice

 No.1573215

>>1573214
yes you will have FUN
trust me I know a lot about this
sometimes they have even more fun crystal rock candy stuff that makes you have lots more fun

 No.1573223

>>1573214
since when did they let monkeys drive truks?

 No.1573261

>>1573214
Say no to 3DPD

 No.1573284

>>1573214
ya just make sure to not use a condom per sportschan tradition

 No.1573285

>good
>not gud
captchas were a mistake

 No.1574465

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classic truk stop shitr deco

 No.1574468

>>1574465
When did they upgrade to this kind of trolling? It used to be call "x" for a good time, then have the #

 No.1574469

>>1574468
hating hindus or infowars?

 No.1574473


 No.1574475

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i guess a lotta hindus come here there even a printed sign in hinduese taped to a door guy prob was angry or just wanted to piss off the hindus. i lik that "'shut up' stupid hick" had shut up in quotes stupid fuckin hindus i saw a family in the parking lot after i shat a brick into their plumbing fuk hindus

 No.1574478

>>1574473
idk the racism is obv old school and the wacky conspiracy politiks has been around ever since i started i imagine its been there for a long time too ykno drivin all day n night listenin to talk radio cuz music radio gets boring real fast with inf play loops but you can tune into coast to coast p much anywhere if its late n alex been on the radio forever now

barely related ive hard about methodist pastors preachin on da cb in the 70s idk man its a different world lik do you remember some people before the internet was big would have this really off the wall info and they'd be lik trailer park budys or hillbillys or smth away from da metro areas lik how the fuck how the absolute fuck did those people get all this fuckin information ykno thatd be an interesting book to read "how to be schizo conspirabro in the boonies before internet"

 No.1574479

truk & pullr is an honorable traditional sikh line of work
HINDUS GO HOME

 No.1574498

>>1574478
original bbs

 No.1574529

do truckers take loads to alaska

 No.1574538

>>1574529
they go NORTH to alaska theyre trukn north the pullr is on
way up north north to lot lizardska

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 No.1574964

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a man can dream
i want me a road boss

 No.1574966

>>1574964
i want me a fat bisch with a dump truck to ride me in my garbage truk

 No.1574967

>>1574964
are these things even good anymore in terms of driveability and comfort? they must have been produced in 70s right? or are these newer ones that were produced by volvo and just had the white label slapped onto them?

 No.1574975

>>1574967
the newest one i think is a 82 the year before volvo bought em and ya probably not as comfortable as the air rides of today but i DONT CARE I WANT A BIG SCARY TRUK >:)

 No.1574976

newest one of the pics i posted that is

 No.1574977

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i love how retarded the breather is

 No.1574985

>>1574977
you can stuff a lot of dead hookers in one of those bad boys i tell you what

 No.1574987

>>1574550
fuck i love this song
anyone here actually been to alaska? what was it like?

 No.1575333

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>>1574987
>anyone here actually been to alaska? what was it like?
I went a few times on cruises. It was very nice in summer, cool mostly and cold around the glaciers of course. The cookouts and hiking were fantastic. Much to see and enjoy.
I've been everywhere man.

 No.1575457

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 No.1575917

do white people from atlanta have southern accents

 No.1575922

>>1575917
they have ebonics accents

 No.1575924

>>1575922
need georgiabro to confirm

 No.1575927

>>1575917
ya but theres a lota transplants ykno bein raised by yanks dont help a man develop a gud accent and ya lik budy said theres no shortage of wiggers

 No.1575944

gud video

 No.1575977

>>1575944
what site is that embedded from budy

 No.1575983

>>1575977
vimeo. i just tried to embed it and it worked

 No.1575984

>>1575983
thx i just wanna rip it so i can put it on a laptop to watch on my sleepr tv

 No.1575985

trimming weed is thw most mindnumbing bullshit lik holy fuck

 No.1575987

>>1575984
https://vimeo.com/641781033
i am ripping it too since vimeo don't want to work

 No.1575989

>>1575984
here's the link if you need it https://vimeo.com/641781033

 No.1575991

>>1574977
explain this shit like im dudder

 No.1575995

>>1575987
>>1575989
thank you budys

 No.1575997

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>>1575991
that thang

 No.1575998

bitchute embeds don't work. that's sad

 No.1575999

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>>1575991
bigger in pic here

 No.1576436

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tren

 No.1576442

>>1576436
lel what an idiot

 No.1578851

i lik truk

 No.1578930

i lik truk n fuk

 No.1579453

truk n fuk n suk n no pulr outr

 No.1579468

i read truk an pulr like that old 50s duck and cover jingle

 No.1579469

>>1576436
DEADCOPSDEADCOPSDEADCOPSDEADCOPS

 No.1579484

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OwO fwissiwe pwutoneom uwu

 No.1579500

>>1579476
lol exactly

 No.1579501

>jannies delet MDCbro
lik i get theyre all cringey gommie boomers now but that MDC album is literally a hc classic

 No.1579508

>>1579501
dudder hired a bunch of crazy rulecucks that delete whatever they don't like

 No.1579509

>>1579508
whys spartschin so str8 and me so bent?

 No.1579514

>>1579501
no i deleted it myself idk i was feelin kinda scawed after making the pwutoneom post

 No.1579515

that mdc joint be killin it tho saw em a few years ago it was funny i was talkin to i think the guitarist and he was talkin about his wife and kids dudes become a family man that also goes on tour from time to time

 No.1579522

>>1579508
its true, one of them might even delete your post

 No.1579538

>>1579522
sometimes, i delete a post
just to see if im still alive

 No.1579541

AAAAAAA i just didnt want a post of me saying millions od dead cops right next to a post of me pointing out that i was hauling fissile material FUCK i got paranoid OK????

 No.1579545

Activate agent Dotz

 No.1579550

>>1579522
>>1579538
I screencapped this shit so mil will know about this in the discord

 No.1579552

>>1579541
y dont u just lik tip the tralr over if they give u shit for it? wat r they gonna do pick it all up? thats for women to do

 No.1579559

>>1579541
too late
the FBI was informed there's a /sp/ihadi with a truck full of plutonium ready to do a 9/13
ur fucked

 No.1579611

😱😱😱😱

 No.1582627

File: 1696082459063.mp4 (1.76 MB, 576x360, 8:5, m2-res_360p.mp4)

inshallah

 No.1582637

>>1582627
he no truk so he get fuked

 No.1582643

>>1582627
class a bros gotta deal with some real stupid roadcunts who tf brake checks something that can turn em into a pancake

 No.1587509

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fuk bisikl

 No.1587536

>>1587509
why bik not turned into road ketchup?

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 No.1587540

>>1587538
now thats a spic

 No.1587553

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truk by zero

 No.1588993

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wew that boy done did it he sed skkrrrrrrrrr

 No.1588995

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theres this shit app thats basically truk & pullr facebook called cdl life you can find jobs through it too and industry related news but thats beside the point really its just a bunch of boomers half of which openly hat nigger but theres this one dude whos whole gimmick is pics related and budys this guy cracks me up im not about to get shots of the comment sections but these boomers lose their fuckin MIND over this guy ive only seen one or two people get it everyone else fully buys his gimmick and hates him for it
rly ill check the app like once a month cuz im bored and this guy will pop up and theres always something hilarious in there somewhere

 No.1588996

i am a self appointed safety inspector and you WILL respect me

 No.1588997

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>>1588995
chad warden phenotype

 No.1589001

>>1588993
wat cdl qualification test is this?
>>1588995
people get mad at this dude? the only way to make it more obvious is to say "p.s. dis b a joke" at the end of his posts
i wish i could go back to before boomers had easy access to the internet

 No.1589005

>>1589001
ya dude they get real fuckin mad. idk if this thing has like 100 active users or 10k or what so ill just assume everyone not commenting prob sees he's a lil jokester but still it'll be a lot of comments, albeit a lot of him double and triple posting, but still aloot of comments compared to other posts i see. ive seen posts finished with
>like i said GO. FUCK. YOUR SELF.
fuckin gold m8 idk love to see retards get frothy

 No.1589355

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boy out here trukn n fukn

 No.1589359

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 No.1589362

>>1588997
geometry

 No.1589372

>>1589362
euclidean or nonn-euclidian?

 No.1589384

>>1589372
xboxtian

 No.1592273

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man…

 No.1592293

>>1592273
this dudes got a fuckin donut supporting his truk and doing just fine apparently meanwhile my spare tire for my shitty optima barely made it to the tire shop before it exploded why does the world work like this

 No.1592296

>>1592293
one simple reason…
jews.

 No.1592320

sticky this thread dudder 😎

 No.1592329

>>1592273
what part of ukraine is this?

 No.1592458

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 No.1592484

File: 1701265032845.mp4 (16.12 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, burger icbm convoy.mp4)

what he carryin
it's nukes
error posting

 No.1592497

>>1592458
>third
lel what a bro i wish i had a father

 No.1592498

>>1592484
how is this a safe transport? it isn't
how easy would it be for a single terrorist to attack this thing with a javelin or at4 borrowed from ukraine? with a range of 1.5 miles the guy wouldn't even have to be close to the street. what's the point of the 5 cars ahead and behind?

 No.1592499

>>1592498
it's intended to stop people from trying to steal it, not destroy it. a javelin isn't going to detonate the nuke and probably won't even leak any radiation if it hits the truck, those things are super locked down until they're ready to fire.

 No.1592500

>>1592499
ofc they won't detonate but spreading some of the plutonium would be pretty bad. i can't imagine that this thing can withstand a rocket that can squish a battle tank

 No.1592504

>>1592498
it is no more unsafe than transporting nuclear material for nuclear power plants.
the transport containers inside the trailer are heavily armored and designed to be hit by a train doing over 100mph without damage. a sand nigger with some shoulder fired rocket aint gunna do shit to the container itself even if it penetrates the trailer.

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>>1592500
what >>1592504 says, it's not like pic related which is what the USSR did for their big dickwaving parades

 No.1592525

>>1592500
theres not a tremendous amount of plutonium in them in the first place tbh
thats kinda the whole point of using highly enriched plutonium. high energy density and p much totally inert until armed. not anything like those nasty ass ones we dropped on the japs

as for the guy talking about stealing/destroying them, i fucking tripledog dare you bro
you only SEE the 3 cars ahead and in back. i bet they got some other guys nearby, and failing that they got eyes in the sky watching that shit 24/7.
nvm the whole logistics of trying to fucking sell something THAT hot. idk where or how youd store it, even if you could find a buyer. theyd have you on satellite no matter where in the world you took it. youd be fucking boned. a total pariah even amongst intl arms traffickers

theres a reason most arms dealers deal with like rifles and ammo instead of fucking nukes. make more money with less risk selling way more product. everyones happier: your supplier, your buyer, you, ppl can still keep killing each other, and no one has to go on permanent vacation to cuba.
the only time you ever heard about str8 nukes and nuclear armed subs getting sold was post-USSR. and that was a very unique circumstance since the red mafia had been consolidating power in the red army for several decades by the time the 90s rolled around and were in complete control of the federation as they were the only ones left who had any money/assets

 No.1592527

>>1592484
ya thats a nuke or possibly military secrets of some sort but prob a nuke

 No.1592529

>>1592527
doesnt NEED to be a nuke
frankly nukes are a bit too loud youd be better off just using some regular ICBMs without a nuclear payload. theyre still incredibly devastating. plus you avoid the whole intl shitstorm associated with glassing a place in the modern day. its also worth noting if they were to be using nuclear weapons in the mideast itd be rly smol tactical nukes so as to not completely annihilate the entire coast of israel just to strike at gaza

now all that said that absolutely fucking IS a nuke i told u fags last month i have it on gud authority from muh DoE contacts weve been testing all kindsa fun shit out in the desert since like early oct. ruskies started testing again too. we str8 neo-coldwar spreh

 No.1592530

>>1592525
>you only SEE the 3 cars ahead and in back
lel this u think they about to fly them choppaz around and just have a handful of 4wheelers that you can easily identify on this thang they clearly aint playin around with? foh. i up the dare to quadruple dog dare w that retarded shit. i wouldnt be surprised if that was a decoy truk either with another with the same security detail fuckin off either down the same road or on a parallel route.

 No.1592531

>>1592530
>i wouldnt be surprised if that was a decoy truk
i would tbh
nuclear weapons only real use is dickwaving and using it as a deterrent. erryone already knows we got nukes. but sometimes they need to be reminded.

they WANT foreign intelligence to see it, and they WANT them to know what it is. maybe not EXACTLY what it is, but they definitely want them to look at that, think about it, and prolly start sweating over what exactly that implies

 No.1592535

>>1592531
yeah but they can do that but also have a decoy its not like they gonna open er up when they deliver and send selfys to foreign dignitaries

 No.1592538

>>1592535
yah who knows?
frankly as dumb as it seems, i think the soviets had the right idea. just strap that shit to the back of a flatbed and drive around. looks cool, and who cares?
its the geopolitical equivalent of
>doituwont

 No.1592543

>>1592458
>first one
many times i have considered this

 No.1593208

File: 1701662172116.mp4 (3.78 MB, 464x848, 29:53, 4_5809990114578796480.MP4)


 No.1593209

>>1593208
?????
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?????????????????????????????

 No.1593254

>>1593208
is this part of the latest gta 6 leak?

 No.1595086

File: 1702679060872.webm (1.03 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, 1_5181767189518091164.webm)

watch out on them snow out there budys

 No.1595087

>>1595086
>they blurred the company logos
thats crst lel

 No.1595088

>>1595086
how is that fat cops never get hit like even in shootouts the fatties almost always come out unscathed

 No.1595090

>>1595088
Being self-aware of one's own fatness tends to make one more environmentally aware of where they will be ventilated or where the exits are since kneeling or squatting on 25%+ bodyfat is a bitch.

 No.1595092

>>1595088
small hitboxes

 No.1595195

>>1595086
no snow here budy, seems like i haven't seen real snow anywhere even up north in a long time
climate change n shit not man made and nothing you can do about it tho

 No.1600772

File: 1705660448659.mp4 (21.51 MB, 822x720, 137:120, -hLQjYSjPb4-n4BU.mp4)

toot toot

 No.1600775

truk n fuk

 No.1600802

File: 1705680380967.mp4 (1.76 MB, 576x1024, 9:16, Protestors.mp4)

>>1600772
this is why you don't stop, they're just going to mob and kill you if you do

 No.1600804

>>1600772
Why are normalfags swarming the bridge? Are they zombies?

 No.1600831

>>1595195
>not man made and nothing you can do about it tho
plug up all the volcanoes
also turn down the sun
shits ez

 No.1600832

>>1600772
lol whos got the story w the aussie trukrs and that one newbie who accidentallys an abbo sleeping in the road at night? then hes all scared and asks some other trukr what to do lik he murdered someone and guys lik m8 its an abbo happens all the time here ill help you get the bodyparts out of your radiator

 No.1601981

File: 1706220256176.mp4 (11.4 MB, 888x574, 444:287, 1705599351996974.mp4)


 No.1601994

>>1601981
y video only audio???

 No.1602002

File: 1706229832086.webm (422.13 KB, 888x574, 444:287, 1705599351996974.webm)

>>1601994
werks fer me how bout this one

 No.1602013

>>1602002
shit like this makes me never wanna do interstate trukn anywhere cold at all i'll stay down here in my humid sweltering weather
people are retarded enough on the road without throwing ice and snow into the mix

 No.1602088

>>1602013
luckily the guy who turns in front of you gets absolutely obliterated while you end up with a few scratches at best in most cases

 No.1602105

>>1602088
true but you can never be sure with icy roads especially if theyre rally shitty underneath the ice/snow because the local DOT or whatever embezzles most of the money they get instead of actually fixing the roads

 No.1602110

>>1602002
>what is your car made of?
>legos

 No.1602141

>>1602110
was it a box set or some assorted shit tho?

 No.1602151

>>1602105
>the local DOT or whatever embezzles most of the money they get instead of actually fixing the roads
thats mostly just ohio

 No.1602153

>>1602141
ive made lego cars that survive better than that when hit by something much bigger.
modern cars aren't made out of lego, they are made out of lincoln logs
source: 6 year old me

 No.1602157

>>1602151
and illinois and indiana and kentucky and pennsylvania and maryland and virginia and west virginia and north carolina and georgia
south carolina has surprisingly decent roads tho ime

 No.1602280

>>1602157
south carolina has some truly atrocious roads too and FUCK YOU about indiana budy i70 is horrible in that state so bad its offensive

 No.1602285

>>1602280
ive only ever driven on the coastal areas of sc tbh i forget myrtle beach is a tourist trap so the roads are probably betterover that way
>and FUCK YOU about indiana budy i70 is horrible in that state so bad its offensive
wait wut thats what i was trying to say indiana has some truly dogshit roads like some of the mountain roads in appalachia are less fucked up

 No.1602307

>>1602285
ok ok you got me worked up there for a minute

 No.1602316

>>1602157
driving from ohio to pennsylvania on the interstate its like you suddenly went into a different country. pennsylvania's roads are like driving on clouds compared to ohio, although likely different in the nigger infested cities.

 No.1602654

File: 1706500064703-0.png (1.34 MB, 1020x1431, 340:477, 1706499689074.png)

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 No.1602658

>>1602654
lmao, this guy is having fun huh ?

with conservaboomers its almost too easy

 No.1602660

File: 1706501907815.jpeg (263.11 KB, 1125x2436, 375:812, IMG_20240128_231531599.jpeg)

>>1602658
him and one other guy have the market cornered lel but their gimmick is so similar its probably the same guy
pic unrelated

 No.1602700

>>1602285
find it hard to believe you can be on worse highways than VA
ever driven through the tidewater bridge-tunnels budy? isn't it a miserable soul-sucking experience?

 No.1602706

File: 1706536667915.mp4 (52.47 MB, 1200x720, 5:3, Orangutan Driving Golf Car….mp4)

Flood detected

 No.1602878

>>1602706
crik & pullr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.1602883

>>1602700
yes i used to have to go there two or three times a week
the whole norfolk/newport news/hampton area is the worst driving in virginia outside of nova
like worse than richmond and richmond's roads look like a partially exploded minefield
then it suddenly just gets better around va beach because ofc

 No.1602929

>>1602883
used to drive across that bridge every fukn day for about six months before i got a new job, shit was hell
and va beach the highways may be better but the other roads are fucking awful, DoT is absolutely embezzling all that shit

 No.1602945

>>1602929
idk the roads didnt seem that bad there a couple years ago but maybe it was just some shitty asphalt equivalent of a quick paint job i wouldnt put any level of laziness past them
and yes theres zero doubt they are richmond alone is all the evidence youd need of that. random roads and sidewalks are constantly closed for them to "work" on and when they're reopened they're still a level of shit that would destroy a small truk's suspension not to mention regular cars. just goes to show why you should avoid paying taxes whenever possible

 No.1603076

File: 1706729189177.mp4 (1.98 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, m2-res_1280p.mp4)


 No.1603077

>>1603076
why does it look like that?

 No.1603285

File: 1706834329481.jpg (65.05 KB, 462x692, 231:346, 71VUWh-L-uL._SLDPMOBCAROUS….jpg)

r8 my fit

 No.1603287

>>1603285
8/10 needs the adidas waffle house collab sneakers

 No.1603294

>>1603285
thx for the warning

it was vary relaxing

 No.1603296

>>1603285
>no big dog
7/10
>error
6/10
>errrrorrrrr agaiinnnnn
yknow what 10/10 take your faggot shiny golden star sticker god dammit

 No.1603981

File: 1707173534853.webm (1 MB, 360x360, 1:1, 1707173373791.webm)

just passed this OVERSIZED ass load wew

 No.1604002

>>1603981
have you ever taken an oversized load in the loves shower?

 No.1604030

>>1604002
i regularly book loves showers to shit in since i got unlimited free showers idk why this isn't a thing a lot more trukrs do but fuck man a nice private room to unload a fat load is much nicer than stall shittin every day in perpetuity

 No.1604051

>>1603076
what fivem server is this?

 No.1604135

>>1604030
how many sissy lot lizards are you allowed to bring into the private room

 No.1604808

File: 1707639588860.mp4 (16.55 MB, 576x1024, 9:16, 1707590588681633.mp4)


 No.1607878

File: 1708618675630.mp4 (4.2 MB, 640x828, 160:207, 1708083262740342.mp4)


 No.1607912

>>1607878
delivering duddr's new dildo

 No.1607919

>>1607912
*a piece of duddr's new dildo
have some faith in >our glorious leader

 No.1608082

File: 1708735005916.webm (1.92 MB, 384x384, 1:1, spartman cruiseth blastin….webm)


 No.1608096

>>1608082
u need gas budy
does that truk slow to a crawl if the tank gets too low? i never drove a semi but every newer box truck ive been in does that shit and its fuckin infuriating especially if it happens when youre only like two miles away from a gas station and now its gonna take 10 minutes to get there instead of 3

 No.1608098

>>1608096
ive never had that problem but dont typically get so low that im actually concerned about it. the idiot light is only a warning for dum dums that gotta be told

 No.1608105

>>1608098
yah yah im dum whatever but that shit'll kick in even if youve got enough gas to make it several more miles
as in its not so low theres genuine risk of getting stuck on the road but its low enough that you better fuel up soon

 No.1608106

wait no i a mdumb im thinking of the def tank not the fuel

 No.1608109

>>1608105
o sry bro i wasnt even tryin to call you dum. i figured you knew you were low but got caught off guard by the truk deciding to do thangs without askin you first
when i was a yungn i always heard it called the dummy or idiot light i dont mean nothin by it.
>def
ok ya that shit will fuk with you full stop even if it isnt empty but if some other shit is fucked with it itll have yu "limp"in to wherever you can before sooner or later itll just say no and stop you for good. i HAVE dealt with that shit, not cuz it ran out, but other errors and shit. depending on ur truk theres a couple tricks you can try like resetting the computers sometimes by turning the key to the on position 3 times before cranking, others you can do it by removing the key from ignition for a bit of time like twenty seconds iirc but some might be a lot longer, or even cut the battery connection entirely and reconnect it (if you got a switch for that its ezpz) and that might help reset the computers so you can get where you need to go. man that shit is shit its just GARBAGE and you know what def actually is?? piss and water. look it up. piss + water. fuckin hat def and its consequences.

 No.1608139

>>1608109
nah youre gud man i was joking (but i was dum i got it confused). but yah the def has gotten me a couple times because it seems like the limp kicks in at a different level with every truk
>its just piss and water
urea which is in piss but not 100% piss. still useless and stupid tho making me drive 10mph to a gas station isnt going to magically undo the monstrous pollution coming out of china or india or los angeles

 No.1608228

File: 1708812022436.mp4 (2.31 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, 1708785733268489.mp4)

dam
>>1608139
>different level every truk
ya when ive done reading on it trying to unfuck my shit ive seen some people say dont let it get under half full. my truk ive gotten it down a bit before a quarter with no issue but maybe thats because its a new one i have no clue. shits a fuckin scam with punishment included

 No.1608232

>>1608139
>he doesn't disable the low level sensor in his DEF tanks
lmao cmon bud get gud

 No.1608259

>>1608228
never had one do that at half a tank but getting near a quarter is a complete gamble ime
>>1608232
can you actually easily do that? either way if its on the company's dime idgaf at the end of the day if they rally wanna pay me that much in otherwise avoidable overtime then fuck it i wont complain about extra fuck around money

 No.1608260

also
>that vid
dude fell asleep or brake failure or just tarded?

 No.1608275

>>1608259
>can you actually easily do that
that circle vid i posted, boss did some shit to that thang and told me never ever use def so i didnt and it just ran lik a normal vehicle that dont have def to begin with. he definitely had me doing a couple sketchy thangs here and there and i ended up quitting when he skipped a days pay on a check two weeks in a row, what im gettin at is if you dgaf about the law it seems you can bypass def altogether

also
crash vid
no idea what happened there

 No.1608285

>>1608260
>vid
might be this at a welcome center at jg wentworth 877 cash now ga
https://www.wjcl.com/article/georgia-welcome-center-i-95-crash/46907028
https://archive.ph/BIRuu

 No.1608524

File: 1708973399062-0.mp4 (2.97 MB, 886x546, 443:273, farmers barricade.mp4)

File: 1708973399062-1.mp4 (2.65 MB, 636x360, 53:30, Now this is shitposting.mp4)

File: 1708973399062-2.mp4 (16.39 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, Farmers in Brussels btfo p….mp4)

File: 1708973399062-3.mp4 (3.97 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Police btfo.mp4)

Are farmers truckers?

 No.1608545

>>1608524
they have tractor pulls so u tell me

 No.1608548

File: 1708979650795.gif (1.21 MB, 578x640, 289:320, 1325465455.gif)


 No.1608553

>>1608524
lol they're putting up barricades and fences thinking it's actually gonna stop a fucking tractor

 No.1608560

>>1608553
it might if its a john deere though, because cops can disable them remotely by telling the dealership it is stolen

 No.1608563

>>1608560
If they dare to do that John Deer is going to fucking burn down.

 No.1608594

>>1608275
not like they could prove you were doing that anyway
>>1608524
farmers r gud



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