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 No.1569111[Last 50 Posts]

TRUK & PULLR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The fuck is the second one from?




make the tren thread


looks lik its from a tren rek budy


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plz dont make me side with a jew.

i heard a municipality was arguing they wanted cams on their parking enforcement "officers" and how they take abuse on a daily basis and wish they could show others how hard they have it. and all i could think of how great and fun it would be to watch them get abused and harassed. maybe even killed!
how they could possibly think anyone would be on their side is a mystery to me.


>plz dont make me side with a jew.
t. jew


truk n fuk


repo men are worse than kikes
they are niggers, only legal


i had a feeling this was florida
then he pulled his gun and i knew it was florida

repo/tow truck fags are the scummiest faggots on earth

they once watched me get out of a car and go into a pediatrician and towed the car, i was there for all of twenty minutes which means they were watching


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fucker n chucker
just like i did ur mum


>repo/tow truck fags are the scummiest faggots on earth
usually got gud stories tho
esp if they worked in some shithole


i dont blame towfag here tho
just lookin at that neighborhood i guarantee it was some cunty neighbor who saw him parked on the street and wanted to fuck with him and called it in
maybe jewfags wife slighted her at a dinner party 6yrs ago or something
u kno the type



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this is bad


ummmmm this is a good thing actually
they were probably trump voters and not actually the working class sooooo learn to code hick
t. democratic socialist workers party NYC chapter


free markets
bad trucking company


them pensions ded




they were delinquent on like 30 mil on them pensions


*39 mil


39mil is a GUD fucking person


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this blanket is based as fuck
best 5 dollars i've evr spent


you did a bad thang


sanic and mario says otherwise


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now THIS is reddit


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>What happened to the $700mil though?


Beware the beings born of desert land, Invisible infiltrators, a treacherous hand. They walk among us, unseen and sly, Corrupting our hearts with a wicked lie.

Masters of disguise, they blend with ease, Their true nature hidden, a deceptive breeze. Whispered malevolence, a haunting spell, Their influence spreads, as they dwell.

Beware the dwellers, unseen and sly, Born from deserts, they corrupt, oh why? Their presence lingers, a darkness concealed, Unveiling their secrets, is the only shield.

Who a I?


it went to ukraine like everything else


but where are we gunna get yellows from now?


TRUK & PULLR & TREN & PLEN & BUSSY & DA KAR & DA BIK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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>lose yellows
>get browns
every fucking time


i hat teamster


I think I just lost 10 years of my life reading that


give me cdl tutorial




how do I become a truck driver


go to the dmv and complain that you sexually identify as "class B CDL", and start screeching that youll sue them if they dont change it immediately




for class b:
1. go 2 beer passer outer (beer distributors are always hiring)
2. apply as guy who helps driver
3. ask about training you to truk
-3b. if they do not do this leave immediately
4. learn 2 truk
5. get truk permit
6. truk
-6a. leave the beer place as soon as you get the cdl because beer jobs are fuckin horrible and dont pay anywhere near enough for all the weight youll be throwing around on your routes



beer is a big sin


step 1 is getting a permit which is only a written test and you can download an app to help you learn what the questions and answers will likely be, questions being different state to state.
step 2 your gonna need a certain amount of time behind a wheel with that permit doin trukn thangs so you got on of to or maybe more options you can go to truk n pullr academy for idk prob lik 4k or you can find a truk n pullr that will let you drive with him doin trukn thangs. the school option, you shouldn't have a hard time finding a shit company that will split the payments with you for a year then after the year is up they cover the remaining balance.
step 3 is takin the skills test you're gonna have to prove you can identify a lotta parts on the truk n maybe pullr and legal limits for the parts and/or how exactly you can determine they are in a legal condition then you'll need to do a airbrake test which shouldn't be hard just dont be an idiot and follow the test takers instructions and dont fuck up this one can nail you with one fuck up
then ull have to demonstrate prob 3 backing manoovers which will pron def be backing up in a straight line and then 2 of 3, being a 90° alley dock, a parallel park, and the third has a name i forgot but it's when you gotta move the rig over one spot from its starting point. theyre all easy but you def need practice but a good teachr will point out where you need to have your landing gears in relation to how they look in your mirrors. the hardest is the alley dock but mostly cuz you need to get the distance right. i was warned they'll get pissed if they see me counting so i just got used to how many strides it takes me to cover 15', split the difference, had a big loogie in my mouth, and spit a fat one on the ground on the walk back to the tractor. worked like a charm lel. they gonna give you 2 or 3 opportunities to get out of the truk and look at your positioning for each of the manuver tests.
finally its a drive test so just drive the dang thang and dont break the law. prob gonna have you do an "emergency stop" at a safe place just to prove you aint to dumb to do one, theyll ask what you're doing when they get you to do that and you just gotta tell em. maybe a shit test where he gonna ask about a sign a mile or two back, maybe a height clearance sign or maybe something else, basically to prove your paying attention. prob gonna ask what you do when you get to train tracks. at this point just use your damn turn signals and drive like you aren't an idiot and you'll pass tbphwyb.
test on a truk with a standard transmission. testing in an automation restricts your ability to drive only automatics.


wow thats a lotta words
but rly its not that much


this is gud too. if you do this then if you wanna go up to big boy truks is a couple less steps. i think a class b is functionally a permit for class a, and youll have the airbrake part taken care of.


no one said you had to drink it
theres other kinds of distribution too its just beer drivers have huge turnover because it sucks so its less of a wait than most other places and ot only takes like 3 months to get trained and then get a cdl. the hardest part is just remembering the shit youve gotta recite to the guy doing the test during the pre-drive inspection but most of thats common sense anyway


>test on a truk with a standard transmission
how hard would it be for me to learn this on a big truk if my only manual experience is from driving workman carts around a golf course? dont semis have like 9 more gears than regular vehicles?


if you can count up you should be fine. difficult part is getting the revs n speed for when you gotta shift right so your not grinding gears and you'll have to double clutch when you take the test but once you got it down you dont actually have to use the clutch unless your starting from a stop the tranny so strong it dgaf and you can just cradle that bitch all the way up n down its p rad 🤙🏻


get yourself a racing wheel with shifter (a g27/g29 is fine) and practice on some racing sims that force you to use the clutch. you'll build up coordination that is better than you'll need pretty quickly. a trucking sim would work too of course, but an accurate shifter for those would cost considerably more.


is American Truck Simulator enough experience to be a trukr?


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Only watched the beggining and ending just to see if he rapes the slut and he did.


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who goin to da "movies"


I think this might need a PG-13 rating


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im way too shy to talk to girls do you think I should try to pick up a lot lizard for practice


yes you will have FUN
trust me I know a lot about this
sometimes they have even more fun crystal rock candy stuff that makes you have lots more fun


since when did they let monkeys drive truks?


Say no to 3DPD


ya just make sure to not use a condom per sportschan tradition


>not gud
captchas were a mistake


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classic truk stop shitr deco


When did they upgrade to this kind of trolling? It used to be call "x" for a good time, then have the #


hating hindus or infowars?



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i guess a lotta hindus come here there even a printed sign in hinduese taped to a door guy prob was angry or just wanted to piss off the hindus. i lik that "'shut up' stupid hick" had shut up in quotes stupid fuckin hindus i saw a family in the parking lot after i shat a brick into their plumbing fuk hindus


idk the racism is obv old school and the wacky conspiracy politiks has been around ever since i started i imagine its been there for a long time too ykno drivin all day n night listenin to talk radio cuz music radio gets boring real fast with inf play loops but you can tune into coast to coast p much anywhere if its late n alex been on the radio forever now

barely related ive hard about methodist pastors preachin on da cb in the 70s idk man its a different world lik do you remember some people before the internet was big would have this really off the wall info and they'd be lik trailer park budys or hillbillys or smth away from da metro areas lik how the fuck how the absolute fuck did those people get all this fuckin information ykno thatd be an interesting book to read "how to be schizo conspirabro in the boonies before internet"


truk & pullr is an honorable traditional sikh line of work


original bbs


do truckers take loads to alaska


they go NORTH to alaska theyre trukn north the pullr is on
way up north north to lot lizardska


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a man can dream
i want me a road boss


i want me a fat bisch with a dump truck to ride me in my garbage truk


are these things even good anymore in terms of driveability and comfort? they must have been produced in 70s right? or are these newer ones that were produced by volvo and just had the white label slapped onto them?


the newest one i think is a 82 the year before volvo bought em and ya probably not as comfortable as the air rides of today but i DONT CARE I WANT A BIG SCARY TRUK >:)


newest one of the pics i posted that is


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i love how retarded the breather is


you can stuff a lot of dead hookers in one of those bad boys i tell you what


fuck i love this song
anyone here actually been to alaska? what was it like?


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>anyone here actually been to alaska? what was it like?
I went a few times on cruises. It was very nice in summer, cool mostly and cold around the glaciers of course. The cookouts and hiking were fantastic. Much to see and enjoy.
I've been everywhere man.


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do white people from atlanta have southern accents


they have ebonics accents


need georgiabro to confirm


ya but theres a lota transplants ykno bein raised by yanks dont help a man develop a gud accent and ya lik budy said theres no shortage of wiggers


gud video


what site is that embedded from budy


vimeo. i just tried to embed it and it worked


thx i just wanna rip it so i can put it on a laptop to watch on my sleepr tv


trimming weed is thw most mindnumbing bullshit lik holy fuck


i am ripping it too since vimeo don't want to work


here's the link if you need it https://vimeo.com/641781033


explain this shit like im dudder


thank you budys


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that thang


bitchute embeds don't work. that's sad


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bigger in pic here


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lel what an idiot


i lik truk


i lik truk n fuk


truk n fuk n suk n no pulr outr


i read truk an pulr like that old 50s duck and cover jingle




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OwO fwissiwe pwutoneom uwu


lol exactly


>jannies delet MDCbro
lik i get theyre all cringey gommie boomers now but that MDC album is literally a hc classic


dudder hired a bunch of crazy rulecucks that delete whatever they don't like


whys spartschin so str8 and me so bent?


no i deleted it myself idk i was feelin kinda scawed after making the pwutoneom post


that mdc joint be killin it tho saw em a few years ago it was funny i was talkin to i think the guitarist and he was talkin about his wife and kids dudes become a family man that also goes on tour from time to time


its true, one of them might even delete your post


sometimes, i delete a post
just to see if im still alive


AAAAAAA i just didnt want a post of me saying millions od dead cops right next to a post of me pointing out that i was hauling fissile material FUCK i got paranoid OK????


Activate agent Dotz


I screencapped this shit so mil will know about this in the discord


y dont u just lik tip the tralr over if they give u shit for it? wat r they gonna do pick it all up? thats for women to do


too late
the FBI was informed there's a /sp/ihadi with a truck full of plutonium ready to do a 9/13
ur fucked




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he no truk so he get fuked


class a bros gotta deal with some real stupid roadcunts who tf brake checks something that can turn em into a pancake


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fuk bisikl


why bik not turned into road ketchup?



now thats a spic


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truk by zero


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wew that boy done did it he sed skkrrrrrrrrr


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theres this shit app thats basically truk & pullr facebook called cdl life you can find jobs through it too and industry related news but thats beside the point really its just a bunch of boomers half of which openly hat nigger but theres this one dude whos whole gimmick is pics related and budys this guy cracks me up im not about to get shots of the comment sections but these boomers lose their fuckin MIND over this guy ive only seen one or two people get it everyone else fully buys his gimmick and hates him for it
rly ill check the app like once a month cuz im bored and this guy will pop up and theres always something hilarious in there somewhere


i am a self appointed safety inspector and you WILL respect me


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chad warden phenotype


wat cdl qualification test is this?
people get mad at this dude? the only way to make it more obvious is to say "p.s. dis b a joke" at the end of his posts
i wish i could go back to before boomers had easy access to the internet


ya dude they get real fuckin mad. idk if this thing has like 100 active users or 10k or what so ill just assume everyone not commenting prob sees he's a lil jokester but still it'll be a lot of comments, albeit a lot of him double and triple posting, but still aloot of comments compared to other posts i see. ive seen posts finished with
>like i said GO. FUCK. YOUR SELF.
fuckin gold m8 idk love to see retards get frothy


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boy out here trukn n fukn


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euclidean or nonn-euclidian?




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this dudes got a fuckin donut supporting his truk and doing just fine apparently meanwhile my spare tire for my shitty optima barely made it to the tire shop before it exploded why does the world work like this


one simple reason…


sticky this thread dudder 😎


what part of ukraine is this?


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what he carryin
it's nukes
error posting


lel what a bro i wish i had a father


how is this a safe transport? it isn't
how easy would it be for a single terrorist to attack this thing with a javelin or at4 borrowed from ukraine? with a range of 1.5 miles the guy wouldn't even have to be close to the street. what's the point of the 5 cars ahead and behind?


it's intended to stop people from trying to steal it, not destroy it. a javelin isn't going to detonate the nuke and probably won't even leak any radiation if it hits the truck, those things are super locked down until they're ready to fire.


ofc they won't detonate but spreading some of the plutonium would be pretty bad. i can't imagine that this thing can withstand a rocket that can squish a battle tank


it is no more unsafe than transporting nuclear material for nuclear power plants.
the transport containers inside the trailer are heavily armored and designed to be hit by a train doing over 100mph without damage. a sand nigger with some shoulder fired rocket aint gunna do shit to the container itself even if it penetrates the trailer.


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what >>1592504 says, it's not like pic related which is what the USSR did for their big dickwaving parades


theres not a tremendous amount of plutonium in them in the first place tbh
thats kinda the whole point of using highly enriched plutonium. high energy density and p much totally inert until armed. not anything like those nasty ass ones we dropped on the japs

as for the guy talking about stealing/destroying them, i fucking tripledog dare you bro
you only SEE the 3 cars ahead and in back. i bet they got some other guys nearby, and failing that they got eyes in the sky watching that shit 24/7.
nvm the whole logistics of trying to fucking sell something THAT hot. idk where or how youd store it, even if you could find a buyer. theyd have you on satellite no matter where in the world you took it. youd be fucking boned. a total pariah even amongst intl arms traffickers

theres a reason most arms dealers deal with like rifles and ammo instead of fucking nukes. make more money with less risk selling way more product. everyones happier: your supplier, your buyer, you, ppl can still keep killing each other, and no one has to go on permanent vacation to cuba.
the only time you ever heard about str8 nukes and nuclear armed subs getting sold was post-USSR. and that was a very unique circumstance since the red mafia had been consolidating power in the red army for several decades by the time the 90s rolled around and were in complete control of the federation as they were the only ones left who had any money/assets


ya thats a nuke or possibly military secrets of some sort but prob a nuke


doesnt NEED to be a nuke
frankly nukes are a bit too loud youd be better off just using some regular ICBMs without a nuclear payload. theyre still incredibly devastating. plus you avoid the whole intl shitstorm associated with glassing a place in the modern day. its also worth noting if they were to be using nuclear weapons in the mideast itd be rly smol tactical nukes so as to not completely annihilate the entire coast of israel just to strike at gaza

now all that said that absolutely fucking IS a nuke i told u fags last month i have it on gud authority from muh DoE contacts weve been testing all kindsa fun shit out in the desert since like early oct. ruskies started testing again too. we str8 neo-coldwar spreh


>you only SEE the 3 cars ahead and in back
lel this u think they about to fly them choppaz around and just have a handful of 4wheelers that you can easily identify on this thang they clearly aint playin around with? foh. i up the dare to quadruple dog dare w that retarded shit. i wouldnt be surprised if that was a decoy truk either with another with the same security detail fuckin off either down the same road or on a parallel route.


>i wouldnt be surprised if that was a decoy truk
i would tbh
nuclear weapons only real use is dickwaving and using it as a deterrent. erryone already knows we got nukes. but sometimes they need to be reminded.

they WANT foreign intelligence to see it, and they WANT them to know what it is. maybe not EXACTLY what it is, but they definitely want them to look at that, think about it, and prolly start sweating over what exactly that implies


yeah but they can do that but also have a decoy its not like they gonna open er up when they deliver and send selfys to foreign dignitaries


yah who knows?
frankly as dumb as it seems, i think the soviets had the right idea. just strap that shit to the back of a flatbed and drive around. looks cool, and who cares?
its the geopolitical equivalent of


>first one
many times i have considered this


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is this part of the latest gta 6 leak?


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watch out on them snow out there budys


>they blurred the company logos
thats crst lel


how is that fat cops never get hit like even in shootouts the fatties almost always come out unscathed


Being self-aware of one's own fatness tends to make one more environmentally aware of where they will be ventilated or where the exits are since kneeling or squatting on 25%+ bodyfat is a bitch.


small hitboxes


no snow here budy, seems like i haven't seen real snow anywhere even up north in a long time
climate change n shit not man made and nothing you can do about it tho


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toot toot


truk n fuk


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this is why you don't stop, they're just going to mob and kill you if you do


Why are normalfags swarming the bridge? Are they zombies?


>not man made and nothing you can do about it tho
plug up all the volcanoes
also turn down the sun
shits ez


lol whos got the story w the aussie trukrs and that one newbie who accidentallys an abbo sleeping in the road at night? then hes all scared and asks some other trukr what to do lik he murdered someone and guys lik m8 its an abbo happens all the time here ill help you get the bodyparts out of your radiator


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y video only audio???


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werks fer me how bout this one


shit like this makes me never wanna do interstate trukn anywhere cold at all i'll stay down here in my humid sweltering weather
people are retarded enough on the road without throwing ice and snow into the mix


luckily the guy who turns in front of you gets absolutely obliterated while you end up with a few scratches at best in most cases


true but you can never be sure with icy roads especially if theyre rally shitty underneath the ice/snow because the local DOT or whatever embezzles most of the money they get instead of actually fixing the roads


>what is your car made of?


was it a box set or some assorted shit tho?


>the local DOT or whatever embezzles most of the money they get instead of actually fixing the roads
thats mostly just ohio


ive made lego cars that survive better than that when hit by something much bigger.
modern cars aren't made out of lego, they are made out of lincoln logs
source: 6 year old me


and illinois and indiana and kentucky and pennsylvania and maryland and virginia and west virginia and north carolina and georgia
south carolina has surprisingly decent roads tho ime


south carolina has some truly atrocious roads too and FUCK YOU about indiana budy i70 is horrible in that state so bad its offensive


ive only ever driven on the coastal areas of sc tbh i forget myrtle beach is a tourist trap so the roads are probably betterover that way
>and FUCK YOU about indiana budy i70 is horrible in that state so bad its offensive
wait wut thats what i was trying to say indiana has some truly dogshit roads like some of the mountain roads in appalachia are less fucked up


ok ok you got me worked up there for a minute


driving from ohio to pennsylvania on the interstate its like you suddenly went into a different country. pennsylvania's roads are like driving on clouds compared to ohio, although likely different in the nigger infested cities.


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lmao, this guy is having fun huh ?

with conservaboomers its almost too easy


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him and one other guy have the market cornered lel but their gimmick is so similar its probably the same guy
pic unrelated


find it hard to believe you can be on worse highways than VA
ever driven through the tidewater bridge-tunnels budy? isn't it a miserable soul-sucking experience?


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Flood detected


crik & pullr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


yes i used to have to go there two or three times a week
the whole norfolk/newport news/hampton area is the worst driving in virginia outside of nova
like worse than richmond and richmond's roads look like a partially exploded minefield
then it suddenly just gets better around va beach because ofc


used to drive across that bridge every fukn day for about six months before i got a new job, shit was hell
and va beach the highways may be better but the other roads are fucking awful, DoT is absolutely embezzling all that shit


idk the roads didnt seem that bad there a couple years ago but maybe it was just some shitty asphalt equivalent of a quick paint job i wouldnt put any level of laziness past them
and yes theres zero doubt they are richmond alone is all the evidence youd need of that. random roads and sidewalks are constantly closed for them to "work" on and when they're reopened they're still a level of shit that would destroy a small truk's suspension not to mention regular cars. just goes to show why you should avoid paying taxes whenever possible


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why does it look like that?


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r8 my fit


8/10 needs the adidas waffle house collab sneakers


thx for the warning

it was vary relaxing


>no big dog
>errrrorrrrr agaiinnnnn
yknow what 10/10 take your faggot shiny golden star sticker god dammit


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just passed this OVERSIZED ass load wew


have you ever taken an oversized load in the loves shower?


i regularly book loves showers to shit in since i got unlimited free showers idk why this isn't a thing a lot more trukrs do but fuck man a nice private room to unload a fat load is much nicer than stall shittin every day in perpetuity


what fivem server is this?


how many sissy lot lizards are you allowed to bring into the private room


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delivering duddr's new dildo


*a piece of duddr's new dildo
have some faith in >our glorious leader


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u need gas budy
does that truk slow to a crawl if the tank gets too low? i never drove a semi but every newer box truck ive been in does that shit and its fuckin infuriating especially if it happens when youre only like two miles away from a gas station and now its gonna take 10 minutes to get there instead of 3


ive never had that problem but dont typically get so low that im actually concerned about it. the idiot light is only a warning for dum dums that gotta be told


yah yah im dum whatever but that shit'll kick in even if youve got enough gas to make it several more miles
as in its not so low theres genuine risk of getting stuck on the road but its low enough that you better fuel up soon


wait no i a mdumb im thinking of the def tank not the fuel


o sry bro i wasnt even tryin to call you dum. i figured you knew you were low but got caught off guard by the truk deciding to do thangs without askin you first
when i was a yungn i always heard it called the dummy or idiot light i dont mean nothin by it.
ok ya that shit will fuk with you full stop even if it isnt empty but if some other shit is fucked with it itll have yu "limp"in to wherever you can before sooner or later itll just say no and stop you for good. i HAVE dealt with that shit, not cuz it ran out, but other errors and shit. depending on ur truk theres a couple tricks you can try like resetting the computers sometimes by turning the key to the on position 3 times before cranking, others you can do it by removing the key from ignition for a bit of time like twenty seconds iirc but some might be a lot longer, or even cut the battery connection entirely and reconnect it (if you got a switch for that its ezpz) and that might help reset the computers so you can get where you need to go. man that shit is shit its just GARBAGE and you know what def actually is?? piss and water. look it up. piss + water. fuckin hat def and its consequences.


nah youre gud man i was joking (but i was dum i got it confused). but yah the def has gotten me a couple times because it seems like the limp kicks in at a different level with every truk
>its just piss and water
urea which is in piss but not 100% piss. still useless and stupid tho making me drive 10mph to a gas station isnt going to magically undo the monstrous pollution coming out of china or india or los angeles


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>different level every truk
ya when ive done reading on it trying to unfuck my shit ive seen some people say dont let it get under half full. my truk ive gotten it down a bit before a quarter with no issue but maybe thats because its a new one i have no clue. shits a fuckin scam with punishment included


>he doesn't disable the low level sensor in his DEF tanks
lmao cmon bud get gud


never had one do that at half a tank but getting near a quarter is a complete gamble ime
can you actually easily do that? either way if its on the company's dime idgaf at the end of the day if they rally wanna pay me that much in otherwise avoidable overtime then fuck it i wont complain about extra fuck around money


>that vid
dude fell asleep or brake failure or just tarded?


>can you actually easily do that
that circle vid i posted, boss did some shit to that thang and told me never ever use def so i didnt and it just ran lik a normal vehicle that dont have def to begin with. he definitely had me doing a couple sketchy thangs here and there and i ended up quitting when he skipped a days pay on a check two weeks in a row, what im gettin at is if you dgaf about the law it seems you can bypass def altogether

crash vid
no idea what happened there


might be this at a welcome center at jg wentworth 877 cash now ga


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Are farmers truckers?


they have tractor pulls so u tell me


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lol they're putting up barricades and fences thinking it's actually gonna stop a fucking tractor


it might if its a john deere though, because cops can disable them remotely by telling the dealership it is stolen


If they dare to do that John Deer is going to fucking burn down.


not like they could prove you were doing that anyway
farmers r gud


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boy talk about a chassis


he BLACKED the shit out of that place


most careful asian driver


what brown shithole is this from??


i dont know man


theyre speaking spanish
so prolly central america somewhere


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yay ❤️


They are speaking beaner, so I guess it is Texas or California.


explain kitten


if he get in a road bumparoo then heem go boomaroo and no mor truk


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so thats what a blown tranny sounds like


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fugn bears bein bears


lel i lik how roadside mob executions are such a common trope on the rushka that you can parody it


you gotta pull back on the steering wheel so you go above it
otherwise you dont have a head




lel tx state trooper goofd


This is what we call "knowing the difference between the law and reality." Was the Texas trooper in his legal rights to slam into the trucker? Yes, by default you are at fault of a police officer hits your vehicle without extreme circumstances. Should you floor it into the side of a semi because you're in the right? Only if you're a retard who doesn't understand inertia.


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looks like he doesnt even hit brake until into intersection
cant wait to pay for his medical


>pay for his medical
two of em one for his patna too


to be fair trukr absolutely saw him coming and should've braked before going into the intersection, he was going slow enough to come to a stop but he just rolled through anyways, prolly thinkan "do it u fukn wont"
but ya legally trukr gonna get reemed by the state for this


At those speeds and looking at the front of the van I'm guessing life insurance policy/funeral.


tl;dr- from the comments, people did a little sleuthing. Officer violated SOPs by not slowing down at a red (required even when in pursuit because of this stuff), and a combination of signage and vegetation would have prevented trukr from seeing the cop until it was too late anyways. Cop wasn't even the primary chaser of the suspect, just wanted to be first to the scene. Cop isn't dead, just got severely injured. Cop likely didn't even turn on their signal until they were already coming up on the intersection but that's not really provable from the evidence provided.


you cant go under a truck like that
his head is gone


>Cop isn't dead






ackchually while its an emergency, they claim no fault unless there are extenuating circumstances, like sirens werent on correctly or something caught on tape or by multiple witnesses. But at face value they see them as not having fault. could be no fault, could be your fault.

youre not often on the hook for damages to police vehicles unless you did something really stupid and they have proof of it. typically youre only on hook for your own damages.


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>typically youre only on hook for your own damages.
which is still absolute fucking bullshit


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>We put all these measures in to make sure Trucker protests never happen ever again
>Oh no! The measures we put in the trucks to monitor them/shut them down are being used for cyber attacks!


nasty varus


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what in tarnation going on here?
some kinda islamic towelhead attack?


The tank failed or the Vacuum pump did to much vacuum.


yah pressure inside got a little too small vs the outside pressure somehow and it imploded
bet that smelled real gud too


ya vacuum is wild


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that som gud trukn budy


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that empty trukn in wyomin gets to be hell lik drivin a sailboat without a keel through a tornaydah


Why is american culture center around niggers? They listen to nigger music…


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death to four wheelrs


what a stupid dumb asshole too bad whoever was in the car didnt get pancaked


crossover owners are some of the worst drivers on the planet. the only drivers worse are bmw owners


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i saw some dipshit in a chevy cruz earlier casually pulling into lanes with no signals and thought to myself "an aspiring bmw driver"


Catalog finna be smol


Got em™


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lol he mad


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i imagine its bcuz of this


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gotta give him credit
dubyah was an old fogey too
but bidup wouldve just gotten clocked by shoebro, then had to go on tv and cry about it


this is the most uppity ive seen dickchoker in vary long while heem butthurt about something


heem jus tryna free palestine




Dubs on dubs wew


the absolute joy in his face
jr just wanted to eiffel tower hoes and do lines but had to nwo cuz of his pencilneck coffin jerking dad


lel youre not wrong
lucky for him he had a ride or die budy lik cheney to do most of the heavy lifting


im just glad thats the end of that fucking dynasty finally
my NWO contacts said the bush kids/grandkids are beyond retarded. they literally just do blow all day erryday and think politics are gay
thank fuck

frankly im more worried about the blumpf dynasty at this point. don jr obv wants in, and idk about the lil blonde kid, but theres a precedent. or maybe his whore daughter
im just so sick of that shit. thought the whole point of this cunt was to tell monarchists to shove it


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uhm uhm uhm like, you know, the uhm, inevitable right that will succeed the throne will do so, uhm but not in a metaphorical sense, you know

know that cuando budy. hat democracy, hat monarchy, simple as. the only dynasty i want is a relapsed hunter at the helm


>hat democracy
see i disagree
everyone gets to argue and wig out and say whatever and its funy

my only issue with it is how seemingly trivial it is nowadays to subvert by gommie/postmodern nerds
and even then its only that way cuz theyve embedded themselves in media and education etc to where theyve set themselves up as the comicbook heroes of the day cuz capitalism is bad mmkay
if we could actually openly talk about how colossally shit all their ideas and art are without bein called antiemetic/racist which i gues we prolly can soon™ seeing how thangs r goin thered be nothin left for em


small tight knit meritocratic community doing is sweet. i may be back on board with the 19th gone & white impaired catapulted, undeniably fuckin funny either way though

decent argument (imo) that democracy will always be subverted due to its nature. libshits and neocons get btfo p regularly but individuals just dont listen or care anymore. idk how you put that downie genie back in the bottle
not a neetsoc or nrx btw just thinkin about team ted lately i guess


>Tell Monarchists to shove it
Tell corporate monarchists to shove it.* The actual Monarchists like Trump.
Trump Jr. is pretty chill. Baron won't be old enough to run for another decade. The Nepo damage to the RNC is already happening but the last pres fucked it up so bad that Trump's daughter-in-law is a huge improvement.


>my nwo contacts
Pressing X


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>i wish i remembered where i saved my moldbug memes

fuck i had some good ones
there were some venom snake edits with mencius that where hilarious

just look at this lil goofy ahh, cuh fr cmon bruh, this shit aint bussin and aint stand on buzzines


>decent argument (imo) that democracy will always be subverted due to its nature
LoTGH has never been refuted.


were you the one posting this dude on /k/? you made someone mad af lel. personally idgi who even is this guy?


not me
mencius is some "alternative intellectual" blogger dork associated with the "dark enlightenment" crowd

lots of right wing twitter people clown on him because he is goofy as fuck


oh ok. someone posted him on /k/ and some dude growled about it for a few posts then figured out he was being taken for a ride
i dont get why people who use imageboards these days dont automatically assume theyre being fucked with when some weird shit pops up out of nowhere its never been easier to derail threads with this little effort


is that a real pic or ai cuz i can't tell


destroying monarchies is why the West is dying, starting with the retard experiment aka 1776


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100% real
you just cant handle the leather jacket on a silicon valley techbro

you must be a libtard sjw libcuck lobsterman


What happened to the other threads?


apparently kakacel did a botspam


Constitutional Republics (effectively a monarchy with a few stop-gaps and a retard slider towards ochlocracy) tend to fare better with their tech trees than the monarchs, even if their societies are a little unruly. WWI is a good example of this where the technologically successful monarchies already had something resembling a Republic/Junta for a while and the more "direct rule"/aristocratic rule type setups got curbstomped even if they had loyal and happy peoples.

It's not specifically a monarchy thing, but more of a "the less rules stopping them, the better" where the will of the people is wiser than the monarch in the moment, but needs an "aristocracy among men" (republic) to consider the longterm ramifications of the will of the people to make sure the people aren't fucking themselves. The issues today are the same as in any system where the aristocracy pockets the wealth while tossing bread and circuses at the problem. Bread becomes prohibitively more expensive until you reach a breaking point where the problem is cheaper to solve than the bread, or the barbarian hordes have already sacked the capital.



WWI monarchs were all (((constitutional))) since 1848. They had actual aristocracies then. All you have now in your republics are faceless oligarchies reinforced by secret ballots lel

you reap what you sow, nigger


doin it again


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im in a truk stop blasting serious frothy brown out my ass into a shitter with a heated seat and bidet


I also shit post on /sp/ee


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blow it out your ass



more like SIGMA


no duok a bidet blows in your ass


tomorrow oklahoma city fucking dies


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well bros I can't believe it but this might be it….


saw mention of this yesterday do you think itll actually fuck up "oak city"
youd think all cities built in tornado town would be built to withstand that kinda stuff but i guess not


I'm expecting hundreds dead
my plan for tomorrow is to go to sleep at 7 am and see if I wake up in an okie ditch


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the zentillionaire that just got approved to build the tallest building in the western hemisphere in OKC is prolly realizing now that was a vary not smart idea
>Legends Tower is a proposed American supertall skyscraper to be built in the Bricktown entertainment district of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, United States. The 134-story building would stand 1,907 feet (581 m) tall, a reference to Oklahoma's admission to the Union in 1907. Developed by real estate firm Matteson Capital and architecture firm AO, Legends Tower would be the centerpiece of planned mixed-use development The Boardwalk at Bricktown.
>If built, Legends Tower would become the sixth-tallest building in the world and the tallest building in the United States, surpassing the One World Trade Center and more than doubling the height of Oklahoma City's current tallest building, the 50-story Devon Energy Center.


you're telling me building the tallest building in America in a shithole city full of tornados is a bad idea?


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this tornado bout to finish the job mcveigh started
I'm fucking scared spros


just post from bathtub like true spartman
post pics of sky


just lay down bro
it cant hurt you if you are flat


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looks fine lmao
if sky goes black or air turning yellow than you can be scared


it starts at like 5pm retars


you're the retars


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this isn't 1900 you can't tell weather just by looking at the sky
we got torcon 9. goodbye forever everyone


>built to withstand that kinda stuff
yu ofs retar budy? Yu can not ofs bild bildngs to prevent nados budy


what about a building that yells racial slurs at the tornado to scare it away?


torcon deez


i'm retars


u tryin to automate my job nigger?


I've decided I will redirect the tornado to the okc federal building in honor of palestine and mcveigh


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u ded yet budy?




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fuk trukn in any city theres too many dumbasses doing retard dumbass shit in rally bad places at least in the cuntry you just sort of drive into a field
or off a mountain but at least the scenery is nicer that way


who the fuck let monkeys get a truk driving license?
100% her fault for not knowing what the brake pedal is


if sheem wasnt brakin sheemda got heemd right offa da bridge insteada just stuck dangalangalin
p wile(wild) lookin at it sheem yankin it to da right hard as a monkey can do but it just keeps goin leftr n leftr…. sum sorta a huhh metafer about a momma tryin raise em right but they had a slide of sissy marxpotatos an it hittin


honestly not even her fault
that pickup just veered into her lane and she swerved, probably should have just kept going and BLAMMED that nigga


yah the pickup looked like it was going too fast to avoid what looks like a broken down gaymobile and banked off of it into her path
honestly gotta side with the niggress here


pullr n truk


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>open road
>legally allowed to pass
yeah fuk that trukr


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they drive better than most "people" do


what a shit bag
on another note i wonder how gud euro truck simlators get paid compared to free wheelin BIG RIGS in the u s of gay


i dont understand assholes who do this just let em fuckin pass dickhead are you really that bitter about not being able to cruise as fast as them that youre gonna potentially ruin their lives or outright kill them and also ruin your own life in the process? this dude should be shot in the spine and left on the side of the road to be picked at by vultures


They had plate #s etc everything recorded they need to totally fuck that trucker over. Which is just the beginning of what he deserves.


wats the source for this btw i cant find this specific story because search engines like to give me tangentially related or outright unrelated horseshit


rando off the morning scroll, dont save history sry budy
ya search is fucking useless now


ahh its all gud all im gonna do is sit here and seethe more about how whatever punishment this idiot got isnt gud enough for me


pay is better here compared to eastern europe. western europe idk


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me & who


yer mum


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wow rude


what if im not a trucker and all my piss jugs are just beer bottles next to my computer?


yuro trains are for ppl, almost exclusively
so basically ALL freight anywhere inland on the whole continent is hauled via truk. they prolly get a lot. even better if youre from some broke cunt, but still gettin paid in yuro.


well do you recycle them afterwards?


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>hanging like 15 feet off the back
>no oversize load banners or pickups
retard truk company



ho lee shit budy why dont he have a tail with him to make sure that exact shit dont happen why he dont realize he cant take fuckin turns like that with four wheelers next to him
well that four wheeler is about to be a millionaire lel unless he gets a baaaaad lawyer


>four wheeler is about to be a millionaire lel unless he gets a baaaaad lawyer
dude could defend himself and prolly win


its the insurance company thats gonna have to defend


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*epic guitar solo*


what they sayin


Guys. How did this happen?


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ami ami .com /eng/det ail? scode = FIGURE-170 788 & rank=

Guys. How did this happen?


What a fucking nigger.


can you just post the normal link


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truk and pullr and plen and tren and… bik?


>charge at wild animal at high speed on weird device
>animal gets scared and freaks out
wow shocker
bike and bullr


Bikers deserve everything they get.


that cow should have been a moose and that nigga should have been dead

this the type of fool that thinks the world runs on good intentions



gud cowr


everyone there deserves to be run down by bulls how fuckin stupid do you have to be to be surprised that an animal known the world around for being vicious and territorial would charge and wreck your shit after you ride your shitty little piece of aluminum up to him


same people that deliberately pull into the lane at red lights, wave the turd in their leotard at you, then take quarter mile to get up to speed and only then go the right one goes back into the cuck shoulder as a double wide all the while yappin loudly about how they can't wait for the no vis mountain road to get shut down for their official cycle fag parade two months from now
i hat bik


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TRUK & PULLR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


truk strong


>cycle fag parade
see heres how you do it
if youre stuck waiting for one of those, you just shout "HEY", then wait for em all to look over, then shout "NICE HELMET" as condescendingly as possible
they don lik it


that trukn be pulln


big truk let him (after already winning)
owner is just faggot, and big truks that aren't used for work are obnoxious and gay as hell.
at the very least, that things not extended cab.


ur gay


someone pull up the video of the BKLYN hipster bikefag getting BTFO'd by the Hasidic Jews for riding in their neighborhood

they came out in GANG GANG force and were ready to slaughter a goyim


im with em
BKLYN fixie nerds are the worst of the worst
dis OUR block cuh


not any gayer than you, faggot


prove it




It error posted on me more than 10x in a row until I chopped up the URL.


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sir yur shit is fukd


heem ridin donutirty


tangentially related but why tf does norf and souf carolina DOT just leave burst pieces of tires all over their interstates? like you don't even need to see a sign to tell when you've crossed over from VA or GA shits ridiculous. SC in particular has some fucked up atrocious interstates that stretch of 95 is god awful through the entire state


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ur tellin me budy that stretch of 95 south of 20 in SC is hell and they been working on 85 for over five years i just drove it last night and fuck man its the same garbage as it was years ago. also yah NC is having a shit time trying to fix their ENTIRE STRETCH OF 95. i was going through wyoming last week and they started working on a section that i drove over only 7 days prior and they actually fucking fix their damn roads like most states. bet itll be close to done if not done by the next time i pass through. new spixico is also atrocious their entire stretch of 40 is absolute trash. i wont even buy fuel in these states, normally fuel tax is what keeps the roads in repair so if they dont repair em i avoid that tax and fill up in another state.


>freightshaker on the smoke stacks
lelmao this guy havin to much fun


redpill me on volvo truks


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that kinda sounds like ohio to me.
orange barrels for miles and miles every fucking year because their DOT has no idea how to pave roads and are too cheap to seal them properly. any road they touch is full of potholes by the next year.


truks for whammen


u callin me a tranny?


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a shit four wheeler and a cool two wheeler


pikup truk is faggot and bikr is… not faggot? what is the world coming to


pikup is new fashion statement for faggots and posers. bikr might be or be related to truk & pullr so knows the difficulties or maybe just observant and a cool guy idk


is pikup truk mad that big truk broke down on the road?
>corner of WV and OH


when did pikup become faggot fashion anyway? theyre for work and hauling shit why would someone who does neither bother with something that heavy on gas?


>first webm
What the fuck is happening?


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can wear a pavement princess every day


looks like the trukr got stuck or broke down or something and the pikup queer took issue with it instead of just driving over the fuckin grass in the first place because, you know, hes got a god damn truck and can easily do that
im just guessing tho
fuckin hat muhguh boomers for ruining the punisher logo


when ferd owners discovered the wrong kind of muddin, in the ass


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two questions, both how the fuck


nvm they answer each other


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mute it


i wonder how many g forces that pilot went through to do that? wouldnt doing high speed tight maneuvers like that increase the force by an order of magnitude?
is that how g forces work? is gravity real?


wew lad


if mirrors aren't real, why would gravity be real dawg?
wake up sheeple!


it wouldn't be any more than they are used to.
strong g-forces are due to abrubt changes and not gradual thanks to how inertia works. the initial roll would be the worst of it, the rest would just feel like speed bumps.


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turkey strong


they didnt turn tho
so the 1 guy pulled 1G and the other guy had -1G cuz he was upside-down
you only pull Gs from turning or going up/down
and yea the faster you go the higher the Gs you can pull in a maneuver. turn while going super fast and you can easily pull like 8 or 9. much more than that and you prolly pass out or rip the wings off.

those guys who do stunt shit in jets are raly smol and work out cardio a lot and when you do any stunt you just clench ur asshole raly raly fuckin hard so your brain doesnt turn off from lack of, or in the case of an outside loop, too much, blood


>raly smol and work out cardio a lot
>clench ur asshole raly raly fuckin hard
built for BSC


you gotta breath in a raly funky way too cuz ya know your chest is now functionally ~800lbs, so you gotta force air in and keep it there or else youll just suffocate


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is this what a blown tranny looks like?


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bike faggots are the worst


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Are cyclists the niggers of traffic?


Always have been. They refuse to honor right-of-way laws for horses while bitching about cars not respecting their right-of-way, nearly run over pedestrians all the time, and like to go out into the middle of the road when you go around them.

Day of the stick can't come fast enough for bikeniggers.




worse theyre the, god forgive me for uttering this word, the albanians of traffic


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They need to follow the rules japs do


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TRUK & PULLR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


>engine so loud it defeans their mics


i miss watching those on tv growing up, was even better than cartoons


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ya but mute this one due to niggerfaggot


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i guess i got vids today


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yeah i dont get it. im a cyclist myself yet i don't cause problems for traffic the way these idiots do. most of the problems i encounter are motorists not following traffic laws (ignoring crosswalks, ignoring red lights, ignoring stop signs, etc). im not one of those spandex wearing faggots either, i just like doing it for something to do after work. ive talked to several motorcycle riders over the years and they've all told me they are constantly putting up with the same bullshit i am.
i dont know, maybe there are so few cyclists around that motorists have no clue how to deal with them other than be assholes about it? i mean while driving i almost never encounter cyclists, and the few times i do they are fine.

supposed to stay to the side of the road not the middle of the lane. if they don't like traffic they should be riding on the sidewalk regardless of what local laws say. allegedly illegal where i live to ride on sidewalks but does it look like i give a fuck? laws that put my own safety at risk while making the lives of motorists a pain in the ass can and will be dutifully ignored.
nobody uses the fucking sidewalk anymore anyways so its a free cycle lane as far as im concerned.

bikenigger should have been run over for pulling a stupid stunt like that. supposed to stop behind vehicles and hope some asshole motorist doesnt smash you like a pancake on the car in front of you.
also they should have all had their loicenses revoked for driving in clearly marked cycle lanes


at least he was already dead before he got run over


>in clearly marked cycle lanes
some paint on the road is absolutely worthless anything short of a physical barrier that a driver will feel and hear between cyclists and motorists was put there because some politician wanted to boast about how much new cycling lanes were created this year even if it's to the detriment of both cyclists and motorists


What a beautiful truck. That looks like so much fun


That's some boomer-tier Mad Max shit right there. Mad props but I wouldn't be caught dead driving something that gaudy.


this man trukd so hard he not only pullrd he wheelied


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is intrastate trukn worth it or does it suck compared to interstate trukn?




train and tracktrn


better not tell john deere, they are operating that tractor without a DRM loicense


Finally a tractor that is 100% yours and not connected wireless to john deer


Probably better than whatever shite John Deere is putting out these days even before the rebuild.


if ur truk n pullin intra ur gonna be probably dealing with local haul kinda laws which is basically nullifying all the normal trukn laws so get ready to get yer ass worked to shit lol i used to haul out of port a year or two ago and even though i knew the guy who employed me that didn't matter worth nothin man he worked the shit outta me sure yeah i did get paid but still its somethin else workin local man vaary different from what you think of when you think of truk & pullr


Intrastate is only really good if you have some reason you can't drive out-of-state or you wanna drive an infrastructure vehicle like construction vehicle or bus. Even then you can get your interstate license anyways and then just choose to drive intrastate.


ok intrastate is mostly gay bullshit got it. gettin tired of welding and i wanna go drive again but big rigs instead of box truks b/c box truk jobs are usually shit pay even if theyre cdl b jobs


yer gonna have a shit job for a year but after the year start applyin to other places and youll be able to get yourself a better job
its an insurance thang, that year under your belt makes it way cheaper to insure you.
also a class a is a class a, intra would only be legally required if your under 21, otherwise you can cross state lines.
also also if your srs make sure however you go about getting your class a lets you test in a STANDARD TRANSMISSION VEHICLE! if you test in an automatic you will have a restriction on your license where you can only drive autos. you may think ots retarded and honestly youll probably only drive autos but budy a restriction is a restriction and that ones a pain to get removed, cuz you gotta take the driving test AGAIN in a fuckin manual and who has the time for that bullshit just test in a manual the first time


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>oh my goodness
kinda wish i had that white version of tyrone so i could put a trukr hat on him


shoulda trukd the other way onto the median
but u only got 0.0003 seconds to react so i understand


wouldn't that just result in him flipping too?


it was a little too early for him to realize the trailer woulda swung out that far
in hindsight, median woulda probly been better


mighta saved that babby truks life




Did about the best he could in that situation. If he knew it would swing that far he coulda turned left instead of right but yeah, fast reaction on his part.

Intrastate jerbs aren't always bad, but just get the interstate loicense (the difference is that you have to be in better shape and a couple other minor things). They both count the same after you have the work experience. >>1632210 is on-point but the further North you live the less it matters since only 2-bit shitshow companies that don't pay their employees on time, nigger companies, and construction actually use manual transmission vehicles any more outside of like Texas and Florida.
Also stay away from the pot. Truckers are one of the few career paths that they can legally discriminate against you for failing a drug test even in non-trucking jobs and it will show up on a background check if they list "safety sensitive" in the job description even if you don't drive a vehicle which is why fucking everything is "safety sensitive" these days.


why is this thread almost a year old?


Truck pull a slow grind


feelin less like a truk and more like a pullr these days


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Hey Kinfolks 👋🏻
Another great video to help
you mega carrier sheep 🐑 bois do a good Pre- Trip inspection. 👍🏻 Remember pre and post trip inspections are required by law and you lousy door swingers must comply.

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is this like being a sub above?


is he looking for a good place to put a few pipe bombs or something?


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truk n fuk aint easy


hes doin his pretrip, something you grandmas 🧑🏻‍🦳 bois could learn from!


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thats a lotta truks


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life goals tbh


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food infected
post engarded


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ol chris still got it


whered it go?


up in smoke is where I want to be


prolly hard braked in their lane the moment it started skidding


yah i can hear the screeching tires and i guess it disappeared behind the smoke cloud but how did the cloud travel so far ahead of it so fast? windy day?


spontaneous combustion


known cryptid jackie kennedy sprung from the bushes, unhinged her jaw and vored it


this dudes lying jfk is still alive in the wizard dimension and he rally wanted that car so he opened a rift to >our world to obtain it


jfk wouldn't steal wizard valor, man was slinging more dick than van dyke's ottoman


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What an ass. You could tell the tower knew he fucked up on the first overpass and then he proceeded to play dumb anyways because he figured if there's no recording then he can just say "the car was like that when I towed it."
America's becoming third world. Jesus.




Bruv the institutions were but I mean the culture is. The people are becoming third world complete with all the distrust and "in it for myself" that comes with it.
Turns out being a selfish bastard ain't such a good strategy when everyone else is doing it too.


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lol instant karma
its so fuckd that in california bikrs are allowed to drive between lanes
like i was in hevy traffic in LA and bikers were just zooming between cars at like 50mph
you have no idea how strong the urge was to just throw the door open right before they passed


theyre actually allowed to do that? or are the pigs just too lazy and corrupt to do shit about it?


cyclists dindu nuffin other than one who was outside the shoulder like a faggot.
motorcycle rider was a dipshit who chose to overtake on the wrong side of the road. was kinda hoping the guy in the red car would have run him over for good measure

they are too busy looking for microaggressions and racisms to care about such things.


looks lik vroom bik was elbowing on purpose


dude i literally see niggers driving wrong way in oncoming traffic in cars with no plates about once a week
theres bigger issues here than bike fags being obnoxious fags


u in virginia budy?
i swear they have the worst drivers in the cunt


nah just commuting through this shithole


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i can do better


driving between lanes and vehicles on a fuckin freeway seems like a p big safety issue to me but whatever
t. never been to florida or south carolina


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wew go bewm


>those guys just standing there near it
if you cant drive away from the situation youre supposed to abandon whatever the fuck you drove and run as far and as fast as possible when you see one of those truks on fire how stupid can you be


Maybe one day cali will sink into the ocean and all will be right with the world.


nah thats florida drivers any time they visit northern states in the winter for "snow tourism".
pretty much every car stuck in a ditch has florida plates


>that guy outside his truk right next to it
budys u like ur trukrs extra crispy or original recipe?


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tren in truk
also a fukd up car haulr tralr


>that pic with the locking pliers
man thats making me nervous just looking at it


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lmao bruh
like even if it is an emergency, a train stop should tell you, wait till you are 100% sure the coast is clear or you are about to create another emergency

fucking freight train just flipped that car like it was a paper mache


piggy's just lucky the whole car didnt totally disintegrate, cars are usually in more pieces than that afterward. assuming he lived, that flip was still p vicious and it smashed the driver side in vary bad


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was arrested once many years ago and reminded the cop that bypassing street lights via corner parking lots is illegal and he told me to shut up lel
pigs really dont give a fuck at all about the laws they are supposed to be enforcing, thats if they even know them at all


i'd probly tell you to shut up too tbh
nobody likes a snarky fag


as a rule of thumb they dont know them, thats a huge part of why they get so fuckin pissed off if you record them because they know if they just make something up and the vid gets shown to a judge they'll get shit on hard, meanwhile if you dont record htem then the judge will always take their word for whatever the fuck
k bootlicker


theyd ruin your life over less. gud to remind em of their privilege 1312


I will kill every jerkop here


They'll lock you up in prison for backtalking. Cops deserve the rope more than niggers.

Cop deserved it. Probably still didn't learn his lesson and blames the train.


>be in compromising position
>under the thumb of someone who loves to abuse their power
brilliant, young einsteins

anyway, cops and niggers are made for eachother
>niggers never stfu, back down, or into cause and effect
>cops LUV to instigate and escalate
they're perfect for eachother


>b fraid and never question the badge guys bcuz dey wil git you
k bootlicker. as long as you dont freak out like a chimp you can easily make most cops look like fucking retards if theyre doing something obviously wrong and believe it or not they do have to worry about looking like fucking retards because if they make the chief/commissioner/whatever look bad then their careers are going to be made a living hell. always record your interactions with them, all they can do is bluster about it if youre not actually doing anything wrong


lmfao dude you literally akshaullied the guy about some minor traffic infraction shit, that neither he, his boss, or really 99% of anyone gives a shit about
you're sounding gayer than he is RN tbqphwyrnf


>just lik let them do what they want
k bootlicker, just because you have their shoe polish all over your tongue it isn't going to make them stop fucking your ass either


>Just get a bigger ticket for backtalking
>Just get arrested because the pig is having a bad day and you gave him sass
It's not about bootlicking it's about picking and choosing your battles, teen.


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backtalk isnt a charge, bootlicker, and recording the pig keeps him from slapping made up shit on you. i swear the taste of shoes must be like cocaine, i'm glad i never licked any


Because a cop has never smacked the phone outta someone's hand, deleted it, made up charges, and then deleted the bodycam footage. You act like it's not a common occurrence.


are you the s/k/itzo from the other thread? tbh I cant tell whos real anymore


never happened to me, bootlicker. i have zero 0 no dollars or time wasted on bullshit charges and i live in an area full of faggot cops that try shit. you know who they only ever get money out of? retard chimp niggers and bootlickers
call me whatever boogeyman you want dipshit im not playing that retarded game


How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast yesterday?


are you black by any chance?
because that only happens to niggers


i hate pigs prolly more than anyone here and even i know to stfu around cops. if youre doing the whole sovereign citizen thang of invoking the articles of confederation and trying to record them, this angers the piggo, and theyre gonna oink tf outta you on principal

its yes sir no sir plead the fuckin 5th sir. then they throw you in holding until they realize they cant charge you with anything. and then you get free
simple as


oh yea also vary important:
remember theyll sometimes put undercovers in holding so stfu when youre in holding even more so than around the pigs. esp if you actually did anything illegal


counterpoint: i want to see moar vids of that stuff


well i guess we'll just have tk agree to disagree about how good boots actually taste then, im not gonna stop giving the badge wearing cunts shit every time they flagrantly disregard shit they try to give everyone else tickets for


>implying you even have interactions with them


you shouldnt talk to cops
theyre big old meanie heads with donut breath and beer guts
theyre the kid that got bullied in high school but 20yrs later and with a gun
its just lik GTA you just gotta not be near them otherwise you could lose all your weapons and money and stuff


>Fierce defenders of diversity and freedom, verdan vocally opposed all forms of oppression, especially those rooted in discrimination against appearance, gender, or race.


>u dont even
lel whatever helps take your mind off the taste of shoe polish


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who amongst you would stand between a fearless spartman and cops getting harassed?


oh ye u him I can tell from that aggro af condescending post style. u gon save da white race by shit posting about how wrong everyone on a backwater image board is?


i wanna breed her


this bitch probably has deer ticks climbing all the way up to her cooter


That's a man budy.


>trying to do the webring dramanigger shit
lel nice attempt at redirecting, cuc/k/


no its not…


>just noticed how much this derailed tge thread
literally just record them they wont do shit you fags act like this is some kinda miraculous ridiculous feat when its not. the number of pigs that are willing to shit up their careers by assaulting you on camera is timy unless you're in some shithole like LA where they're just actual gang members


yah srsly dont touch those wretched cursed animals


It’s more likely than you think.


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this thread lasted a year and three days
truk & pullr.

& pullr.

TRUK & PULLR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


>just slowly crossing a high speed road
man come on gun that shit and gtfo of the way


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he ded

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