/sp/ - Sparts

>>1645729
luv tegas, gud state
>>1645731
lel wtf movie is he talking about here?

>>1645734
it was so long ago that i can't remember, you could prolly dig through his profile and see if you can find it again

>>1645729
reminds me of the time dudwheels tried to come to sportschan
we dont serve brittle bone disease retards either

>>1645236
someone get this man some eurobeat

>>1645759
if only it went down a few seconds later
bet he told the tree to share the road

>>1645759
>dude in umbrella running around next to downed power lines like that
not a gud idea bud

>>1645765
the cyclist clearly had right of way and i hope he sues

>>1645759
lel
how absolutely unaware of his surroundings. that there is a win for natural selection amirite?

>>1645762
somewhere in california

*sips*

>>1645762
whammen drivers amirite :^)

>>1645910
i lik toyata budy

>>1645910
i lik toy yoda

>>1645920
>Berry filed a lawsuit against Gulf Coast Wings, the local franchisee, and later reached a settlement.
lel

>>1645913
me to budy

>>1645920
happened 22 years ago
sheem peak hsv now

>>1645952
judging from that thing on her lip she's prolly nezumi vagina by now

>>1645974
classic harvey county kansas prank

>>1646172
this guy is fuckin wild

>>1646172
pulsejets are kewl

>>1646661
dis dudman n crew or nah?

>>1646661
car be trukn n fukn

>>1646786
im probably the only spart with a century tbh but i havent taken it radical offroadin yet

to big of a file for such a mediocre thang but wutevzzz

truk 4 jebus

>>1647339
trukn to hell

u ever rent a ryder truk?

>>1647369
did but it blew up

not a trukr question but fuck it close enough
what is it with motherfuckers trying to make their car as obnoxious as fucking possible lately
like they have a pos 1979 buick with 400k miles but instead of actually making it functional they just decide to put a 1000W subwoofer in it and blast mumble rap at max volume, slap hugeass tires and rims on it that they have to saw the fucking car apart to even install, raise it five feet off the ground, take out the muffler, and put the world's most fucking annoying horn in it and lay on it every 5 minutes
there are at least three of these niggers in my neighborhood and i dream of one day planting tnt under their minecart with a redstone switch

>>1647516
just move away from niggers, simple as

>>1647516
>lately
i see that nigger trend migrated your way lel. just wait a couple years they'll be driving those open top three wheelers and those are even fuckin louder and more obnoxious it's like a combo of those shitty buicks you're talking about and the loudest harley you can think of that you always see ovese boomers riding around on pretending they're badasses

>>1647516
>these days
u teen budy?
you just described a nigger.

>>1647523
dude this absolute nigger has a shitty nissan armada or whatever gookshit suv with like 5 foot rims and idfk what you'd call it but i swear he purposely designed it to be as loud as fucking possible even if you just tap the gas, it's like a harley on fucking crack I HATE HIM

>>1647531
tuned pipes are def a thing, both for racism and just for being obnoxious. so yah they def make ones that are literally designed to be as loud as possible
i member the vietnamese street racists and freakin rican heroin dealers near me always did that shit

theyre generally p illegal so if you wanna be a narc you can prolly call it in. just be aware the kindsa guys who have those cars are usually drug dealer retards

>>1647548
>implying the police will do anything in year 4 plus 2020 in the Everlasting Annum of the Eternal Summer of Floyd

In some areas the police probably come and arrest you for doing a heckin' racisms.

>>1647567
i dunno it still just werks™ for me sometimes i see nigs loitering in front of a gas station or a store and i call it in just to watch them get arrested every time because niggers are incapable of calmly explaining anything to police even when they're literally duin nuffin
i also live in an area that didn't have any nigger tantrums because the sheriff heavily implied he won't charge anyone for defending property or stopping an assault. lo and behold the confederate monument in town is still there and no properties were burned down. almost like niggers are terrified of a genuine threat of retaliation from ypipo or something, isn't that strange?

>>1647571
yeah almost like if you choose to enforce the law, you get less crime, crazy concept really hard to comprehend, lets get a social worker to tell us whether or not there is a scientifically backed source for these claims

>>1647575
lel i forgot about the "social worker" thing. are they even still trying that in nyc or have they completely gone the "fuck it let em do what they want" route? last i saw the social workers kept getting beat up

>>1647388
spartman blew a tranny…

>>1647531
>just tap the gas, it's like a harley on fucking crack
well niggers drive like they're in a fucking fighter jet. every time they touch the gas the pedal is on the floor. that shit is probably straight piped

>>1647575
an interesting read
>https://cc.bingj.com/cache.aspx?q=percent+of+population+executed+medeival+europe&d=4621900654519202&mkt=en-US&setlang=en-US&w=CS6at_dtuMs1zEH11H4AYZ8ZF33u8J7X
>his meant that up to 1% of the male population of Europe was executed each generation, with roughly another 1% dying at the scene of the crime or in prison while awaiting trial.
basically it posits that
>felons are the lowest stupid poor people
>culling that bottom 2% raises IQ and drops criminality
>also might increase religiosity

since the conversation is about niggers lemme tell you a story that finished less than two hours ago

i just woke up on a corner lying flat on my back on the cement of this building and said well okay i gotta walk so i start walking home which is miles away but wtf i dont have fon and i have no shirt wtf okay and so i walk and after s couple miles i come upon a gas station thats open and id like some water so i walk up to it and lo & behold theres a couple niggers in they SUVs doing idk nigger shit cool whatever but i would like to actually not walk anymore so i start asking the niggers if i can pay for a ride and actually before i even get that out this nigger just plain gives me a vneck white tshirt just right then and there gives me a shirt and that is wonderful and i convince him to give me a ride to close to my house no i didn't let no fucking nigger close enough to my house to know where i live fuck off okay so the bargain is is that ill give him twenty bucks for the ride (i pull out 40 so i can give him another twenty if he actually does it, that is relevant later) okay cool so he says hell give me a ride and i hop in the shitbox BECAUSE I DONT FUCKING CARE I HAVE NOTHING OTHER THAN FORTY BUCKS, MY SHIRT WAS JUST GIVEN TO ME and the guy almost immediately pulls off into a neighborhood street and tries to get me to smoke crack with him lmfao holy shit this just happened and writing it out im raising just how insane this is okay so i do s good job of not smoking crack and he was gonna take me back because he said he didnt know if i was a cop hey nigger you JUST SMOKED CRACK IN FRONT OF ME AND SHOWED ME YOUR CRACK whatever i thought okay so then next bit i simply tell him that the cia used that to weaken "his people" and control them and dropped the topic but cmon crack???? people still smoke that???? whatever anyway hes still pretending to be sketched out by my existence (maybe not pretending idk) but gets me close enough to my street and i tells him i tells him i say here buddy hey pal right here nigger pull into this church but no he doesn't like that so he goes a little farther and pulls over on some side street okay whatever hey spartman reading this guess what budy THE FUCKING DOOR IS NOT OPENABLE and then i start to REALLY think about all my options (yes shut up i already considered my options before getting into this situation) and he ends up unlocking the door (it was like a child lock, but on the front door passenger door idfk, it was sketchy as fuck. id just crawl my ass out the shattered window after killing the nigger. (he was not a threat. i mean "just killing" isnt actually am absurd big dick huh huh im tough statement he really was crack addict size) and then he mentions again some gay shit he tried to call me gay earlier and im like fuk no shitskin my LADY is at my HOUSE nigger but he tries to mention it again when hes letting me out and after im out it hits me oh this nigger is gay THIS NIGGER IS GAY he wanted to fuck around with me he probably thought i was some drunk homohooker but i said something, idr exactly what but i was pissed when i said it and then i said "oh i almost said the word" and he said "haha nigga?" and i said "no with the R" after i just gave this nigger forty bucks (he actually couldn't conceive why i gave him the second twenty. look i was grateful and unlike him im not a nigger and i thought it was good and right for me to give him another twenty after he unprovoked gave me a shirt before giving me a ride)

okay i think that is the end of the story
well i know thats the end but uh i mean of my telling.

tl;dr
i got a ride from a gay nigger and didnt smoke crack with him and told him i was about to call him a nigger with the hard r

>>1647690
>raising just how insane this
realizing*