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 No.1638943[Last 50 Posts]

TRUK & PULLR & TREN & PLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.1638944

I used to truk n pullr, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

 No.1638949

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i started a custom gogl map markin 24/7 food + truk parkin, its slowly increasing in size and would prob be much bigger if i included denny flying js.
cant search for it but public if you use link. update will be a bit offset cus i ported it over to a burnr acct for sharin so ill have to update it when i remember ive got a lil time to transfer the data from my normal one to da shared one

https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/edit?mid=1LHH7Lcuedk39GOROblNTpg1l4lsma9Y

regular hours food + parking not included, thats on my regular maps and im not postin that sry

 No.1638953

>>1638949
finna need this but lot lizards

 No.1638955

>>1638949
oh shit i just added one to my main acct and it auto added to the one i shared here
yeems gonna have da instant access
>>1638953
heard from a young trukr he was usin a website, i think aphrodite .com, some goddess of fuckin .com, and he could find cyber lizards to meet up with all across the country. not as meny lot lizards now as usedta been

 No.1638956

>>1638955
thx budy

 No.1639157

>>1638949
triple t is gud
u in arizona budy?

 No.1639160

>>1638943
i fucking hate csx so much. i wish their track plans weren't so fucking retarded.

 No.1639161

>>1638949
does this include GHOSTssouri?

 No.1639165

>>1639157
vary gud and gud specials
nah, was there about two weeks ago tho
>>1639161
ye i got a hidden gem® waffle house and a mom&pop stop marked
neither in the fag capital of the world

 No.1639166

>>1639160
i lik norfolk southern
they chemical warfare oh*o

 No.1639212

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Footage has emerged of the aftermath of a major train derailment in Iowa.

The incident is still under investigation, and no cause has been given at the moment.

 No.1639227

postan live from the super duper boomtown across the border in the USA after canada man FUCK CANADA SO MUCH DO NOT TRUK IN CANADA

 No.1639247

>>1639212
how the actual fuck do you manage something like that?

 No.1639248

>>1639227
did they try to arrest you for not being gay?

 No.1639249

>>1639247
Women or non-white driver or both.

 No.1639255

>>1639248
any truk driver not being a turban wearing sikh who smells of week old curdled ghee and vegetarian curry is discriminated against

 No.1639260

>>1639255
lel
toronto huh?

 No.1639261

>>1639260
all of canadum is benchod budys now

 No.1639271

>>1639227
did you have to take the jab budy

 No.1639370

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trumo

 No.1639387

>>1639370
truk fukin

 No.1639659

>>1639370
truk gib kissey

 No.1639675

>>1639370
i lik truk sumo

 No.1639720

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 No.1639962

>>1639720
fatass couldn't even fit on a bicycle let alone last more than 5 minutes riding one, thats the only reason he's mad

 No.1639968

>>1639962
get run over in your gay spandex and helmet queer, stop holding up traffic

 No.1639976

>>1639968
this
holy fuck
they have an entire lane on a bridge over here dedicated to the dozen or so faggot bicyclists who want to take bike rides across from their posh and white haven north bay homes
the amount of fucking bawing they do when you suggest that it should be returned to an emergency lane for when cars break down so that the entire bridge doesn't go to a standstill
gas the bikes

 No.1639978

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>>1639962
death to cyclists cha la inshallah
duddallah commands it
destroying cyclists is an act of worship

 No.1639982

ryder truk time

 No.1639992

>>1639982
NOOOO YOU CAN'T PARK YOUR RYDER TRUCK HERE
SIR THIS IS THE DC FBI FIELD OFFICE YOU CAN'T PARK HE—– ACK!

 No.1639995

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>>1639992
lol you wouldn't even have time to go ACK
you'd be a big burn mark on the sidewalk

 No.1640008

>>1639720
autist is right bruv

>>1639962
bicyclists can't even respect right-of-way for horses and pedestrians. They get the rope before any trannies, fags, or illegals

 No.1640031

>>1639976
idgi why dont you use it as an emergency lane anyway if you break down
and ya fuck a bike fag to death. you know what pays for roads? taxes. you know what taxes? fuel taxes. they have 0 right to the road they are their by >OUR GRACES . PERIOD.

 No.1640037

>>1640031
to be fair 30-70% of road funding comes from property/sales tax depending on the state. In my state only 51% of road funding comes from road use taxes like tolls/automobile taxes, and of that 43% comes from people using the pay-per-mile fast lanes (E.G. a handful of richfags).

 No.1640038

>>1640031
>why dont you use it as an emergency lane anyway if you break down
because they installed vehicle barrier– its a private bike lane.

 No.1640050

>>1640038
the time for revolution has come

 No.1640056

>>1640050
could always just break bottles and throw tacks and other sharp shit on the bike lane until it's too fucked up to ride on

 No.1640072

>>1640031
even if they paid its insane to throw flesh in front of tons of moving steel and expect paint or paper to do anything
may as scream murder is illegal to a bullet, cycqueefs are delusional

 No.1640073

>>1640056
or throw a bunch of niggers on there
thatd do the trick too

 No.1640235

>>1640037
Jokes on them, I don’t pay my tolls! AMA

 No.1640366

>>1640235
bullshit i get billed every fuckin time. how long can you go without paying before they getcha? or are you talking about driving across multiple states ignoring multiple tolls? because i can see getting away with that

 No.1640431

>>1640366
It’s all pay by mail or have the tag where I live. I’ve never once received a bill from the DOT who over sees the toll roads here. I don’t drive on them willy nilly with reckless abandon, however, from time to time I’m forced to take them because of how aneurism inducing traffic is in the city I live in. Like I said not once not never got a bill or paid a toll.

 No.1640639

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nyoooom

 No.1640644

>>1640639
>directly across the middle of a putting green
that head groundskeeper must've been maaaaaaaad, you have no idea how much work goes into maintaining those
golferbro was lucky that shit missed his clubs tho

 No.1640693

>>1640639
what 5m roleplay server is this?

 No.1640726

>>1640639
any landing you can walk away from is a good landing

 No.1640736

>>1640639
considering it looks lik he hit a tree at the last second, he still managed to put it down p gud. prolly better that he slid out lik that rather than running fullblast headfirst into a building

 No.1640739

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>>1640639
Landing this plane, with no casualties!

 No.1640924

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BJ
Here ALL
Nite
Ch 25
3 • 14 • 24

 No.1640943

>>1640924
call that number
NOW

 No.1640986

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first of all, fuk da sauna you gotta pay me HUGE to go there. lik so huge i will never go there.
secondly,
>BIG FAGG
lel no way
gud backin job tbh vary nice.

 No.1640993

>>1640986
that back-job is honestly impressive
less so for the turns and burns but because of all the fucking traffic in the way

 No.1641020

>>1640986
hard mode for sure. its even gnarlier when you realize half the bridges are just completely off the table for you too, so you have to go all the fuck around to get anywhere

 No.1641022

>>1640986
>all the tards trying to squeeze past him during his turn
who the fuck designed that place

 No.1641051

>>1641022
ha thats just NY
everyone drives wherever they feel like

you wanna see a bad one see south philly.
i remember i was down there and watched some city busdriver absolutely annihilate the back corner of a parked car, then spend lik 20 minutes trying to inch back and forth to even make the turn

 No.1641062

>>1641051
>>1641022
DC is the same way. It's probably just an East Coast thing.

 No.1641068

>>1641062
p much
the older cities werent made with fuckmassive truks in mind

 No.1641069

sometimes its not rly clear if they were made with anything in mind, for that matter

 No.1641072

>>1641062
maybe. a lot of the major cities out here are a couple hundred years old and some of them have big historic districts you're not allowed to tear down too so you'll have modern urban infrastructure jammed in between those districts and obviously some neighborhood that was designed in the 19th century isn't gonna accommodate big rigs very well making shit a huge pain in the ass to navigate

 No.1641074

how do the yuro guys do it?
talkin about old ass cities designed in the 1400s, with tiny ass little baby streets you can barely fit a motorcycle on. yurop is the king of that shit

 No.1641075

>>1641069
i can tell you richmond virginia sure as fuck wasn't. if you ever have to go there then have fun with the surprise one way streets that make no sense, or the clusterfuck intersections, or the fact that most of it isn't set up in a grid pattern and just sort of meanders all over the fuckin place.
richmond's also one of the oldest cities too tho so i guess a lot of it was around way before anyone thought to put shit on a grid

 No.1641076

>>1641074
i think the trukrs just go between distribution hubs and smaller box truks take it from there. they also have a much better tren system for delivering large amounts of supplies, at least in western yurup particularly germoney lel

 No.1641079

>>1641075
>i guess a lot of it was around way before anyone thought to put shit on a grid
ime you dont rly start getting to the grid stuff until you get out into the midwest

 No.1641080

>>1641076
i always heard their trens are mostly ppl tho

 No.1641090

>>1641075
>>1641079
ya it's not until people got across the mississippi that they started to realize that maybe they should actually plan in advance how the city will be laid out instead of just clusterfucking it all together

 No.1641161

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 No.1641167

>>1641080
no they've definitely got freight trens. it's just a whole fuckload more people also use passenger trains over there compared to america. as in taking a tren is part of a daily commute for a lot of people who work in the city but live in more rural/suburban areas outside of the city while in america that isn't really a thing

 No.1641172

>>1641161
thats like driving in west oakland
and east oakland
basically anywhere in oakland

 No.1641174

>>1640986
what a retarded layout

 No.1641175

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>>1641172
WHOO WHOO

 No.1641177

>>1641161
bike accidents are the most fucked
even small bails are usually catastrophic. nvm getting t-boned by some blind retard in a car

 No.1641179

>>1641175
my favorite part of that interview is when he drives erratically down the street blatantly blowing through the stop sign on camera

 No.1641276

>>1638949
lel so i just went on a bender of adding a shit ton of waffle houses that you can park at or near and now the shit wont open on my phone gmap application unless i go directly from da link (its saved on da app but wont load lik that, i mean). fukn gayyyyy. maybe ill separate it into two different maps, one focusing on wahos and the other for all other 24/7 food with truk access. damn i rally thought i found a cool thing that i could use to chronicle all da separate night food spots. the regular marker pins in gmaps just aint fuckin enuff i need more to at minimum signify that i can eat at a place past dark

 No.1641413

>>1641276
use ARCGIS (or your favorite flavor) and make custom waffle house maps

 No.1641506

>>1641074
Can't speak for the Euros but the Japanese just have cute kei trucks where they jam all the fixins' of a semi into the frame of a small Dodge. I imagine it's probably similar.

 No.1641508

>>1641506
>Embed not allowed
Sarr fuck you sarr I WILL redeem you benchode! Your mother was a maid!

>>1641090
>>1641079
It's also not until they cross the Mississippi that the government starts saying they own the land instead of individuals owning the land. Started out with gubmint partitioning out grid-like segments of land via surveyors but by the time you hit Kansas it's almost all owned by the feds if it wasn't settled before they showed up.

>>1641161
Damn. He kinda deserved it. Cars accelerate at a certain speed so people running reds usually know that speed. Asshole motorcyclist was trying to rip out like a limp-dicked faggot who thigh-grips the seat hard enough to fuck it. Other guy is obviously at fault but fuck the motorcycle driver too.

>>1641177
They're the most fucked but also 100% preventable since they are almost always caused by either the motorcyclist treating everyone around him like a motorcyclist or from the motorcyclist doing illegal shit like weaving in and out of traffic/going 60 over the speed limit because they know cops can't keep up. Motorcyclists themselves are always the first to bitch about felonies when you pull a gun on them for fucking around and wanting to find out too.

>>1641167
Well yeah us Americans never implemented breadlines either. Which is what public transportation is. A breadline to slow you down and make you sit around waiting so you can't get ahead in life.

 No.1641511

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 No.1641605

>>1641508
>Which is what public transportation is. A breadline to slow you down and make you sit around waiting so you can't get ahead in life.
how is taking a train keeping you from getting ahead? if you have to work you're probably also showing up at the same time every day so it's not like you're being held back in that regard. also burgers have the most cars out of anyone and there's still a shitload of poor people living paycheck to paycheck

 No.1641618

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>>1641605
>how is taking a train keeping you from getting ahead? if you have to work you're probably also showing up at the same time every day
public transit forces you to wake up an hour+ earlier every day and you get home an hour+ later compared to owning a car. over the course of someone's career that wasted time adds up pretty quickly. its the same reason once kids reach high school they ask their parents for a car at the earliest opportunity.

public transit also costs quite a bit more money week-to-week compared to owning a car unless it is government subsidized, which just places the cost burden on the taxpayer. where i live taking a bus or taxi anywhere both ways costs as much as a tank of gas so its not at all economical for poor people. rail isn't an option where i live either since there aren't really enough people to keep it afloat.

btw, public rail in the US does exist in the form of Amtrak, but it can't even function without government funding. bussing exists for the old and handicapped in many areas, but without the government paying for your ticket its costs too much for poor people. in any case public transit is extremely inconvenient for shopping unless you want to order everything online.

 No.1641628

>>1641618
you're talking about how it is in america though, and i'm also talking about people who have to commute into a city to work. you go drive around DC or LA and then come back and tell me it saved you any time over taking a train, at that point any time or money you were trying to save with a car is used up in gas and idling on freeways. there's also plenty of yuros with cars that work more locally to where they live, it's obviously situational like i'm not gonna wait on a train if the car ride is only ten minutes, but if the car ride is 40+ minutes without factoring in gridlock then i'm hopping on the chop choo

 No.1641632

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>>1641605
The thing about breadlines in the USSR was that the infrastructure was there for the Soviets to immediately give everyone bread, however that would mean that people would receive their bread and then have several hours to themselves. When they initially distributed bread in this manner, it created public disorder because people in their free time were starting up black markets, committing crimes, hunting, or otherwise causing "problems" for the Soviet government by being self-sufficient/entrepreneurial.
>also burgers have the most cars out of anyone and there's still a shitload of poor people living paycheck to paycheck
Lots of reasons for that but I don't want to go on an autistic rant about how the social structure around cities/gubmint has been manipulated in such a way to keep poor people poor by subsidizing the lowest common denominator.
>how is taking a train keeping you from getting ahead?
as >>1641618 mentioned when you ride public transport you are having to base your sense of time, nay your entire livelihood, around riding public transport. Japan is one of the few places that do public transport correctly and they only accomplish that by having gutted private transport so thoroughly ($10,000+/year taxes to own a private car) and having such an order-based society that anything less would cause public riots from the entire business infrastructure (and thus taxes subsidizing it) collapsing. The public (dis)order of public transport exposes you to more environmental stressors of having to worry about the homeless, drug addicts, niggers, and moderate headchoppers all riding on publicly subsidized "free" tickets because public transport is treated as welfare in developed countries, and these stress factors are known to reduce productivity during non-working hours, making for an amalgamation where the reduced personal time combined with the reduced mental energy turns you into a chattel slave for the public officials in your area, only meant to show up and be a cog in the machine. if you don't have 24/7 transportation (as most places don't) then now you're on a time-shift and can't plan your working day around the hours of non-operation either forcing you into the strict factory window that would prevent you from taking on work that might have lower initial productivity but higher risk-reward stakes.

Everything about public transportation is designed around wasting your time and keeping you in a constant heightened state of stress where you are less likely to form community, organize, or otherwise show initiative.

 No.1641634

>>1641628
>you go drive around DC or LA and then come back and tell me it saved you any time over taking a train
I have and can confirm it saved me time over taking a train. I also didn't have to deal with the threat of being stabbed by homeless drug-addicted niggers.
>My Euro transport-
Was literally developed off of Soviet models to keep Europeans subservient to local orderlies so that they wouldn't cause trouble. It's a protectionist racket except it's protecting old money.

 No.1641635

>>1641618
bussing is for niggers and only niggers lmao

 No.1641645

>>1641634
i used to work around dc and driving was like a 2 1/2 hr commute one way even if i left an hour early fuck that shit

 No.1641647

>>1641645
i've both driven around DC and taken cabs around DC and that's a load of shit if I ever heard one

 No.1641648

like maybe if you were a dumb nigger and went down to midtown during rush hour i could see that but that just means you're a dumb nigger

 No.1641658

>>1641645
>working in DC
why
i've been there a couple times during dup's inauguration and it was such a shithole outside of the national mall

 No.1641666

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>>1641658
DC is such a shithole that my local high school stopped going there on field trips soon after i graduated many years ago.

apparently sitting in a hotel room at night while seeing niggers being niggers isn't the kind of education they bargained for.

 No.1641676

>>1641647i had to drive in from past fredericksburg VA, even at 3am the traffic would be backed up so fucking far. dunno why that upset you you pissy baby faggot i didn't even say how far out i was driving from
>>1641658
i had to help set up a couple warehouses, one was for a beer distributor and we had to spend weeks setting up big ass steel racks and shelves and shit, and the other was for a paper company or something, but that one didn't take long because all we had to do was take out some shelves so they could store giant rolls of stuff. the forklifts they used for that had a weird attachment on it i've never seen before or since. i quit that job vary quickly after that because DC sucks and the pay and benefits sure af weren't worth it

 No.1641677

>>1641676
wew fucked that up
>>1641647
i had to drive in from past fredericksburg VA, even at 3am the traffic would be backed up so fucking far. dunno why that upset you you pissy baby faggot i didn't even say how far out i was driving from

 No.1641707

>>1641677
ya traffic is also rly bad around there
granted we were staying in alexandria and just took the metro to the national mall, never driven through it
but some cunt did get mad at me in the metro too
>standing on the escalator on the left side
>cunt walks up from behind me and SHOVES me to the right
>"STAND ON THE RIGHT, WALK ON THE LEFT"
bitch

 No.1641709

>>1641707
thats when you stabbity stab stab her six dozen times and run before the cops show up or piss in her face

 No.1641716

trukr bros is this shit im hearing about freight theft fear mongering?

 No.1641718

>>1641707
>alexandria
ah yeah that's where i had to go work, it's right across the bridge from DC proper. my bad, i tend to just lump alexandria and arlington into "DC" because it's all the same gay clusterfuck and the people are all the same shitty out of state or foreign faggots

 No.1641725

>>1641677
don't get your panties in a twist

>>1641716
>Freight theft
you mean the Beniszuelan cartels using freight companies to fence stolen goods across the US (very real) or people stealing shit outta the back of trucks (kind of real)?
ppl been stealin' truks for ages bro

 No.1641729

>>1641725
you're the one screeching nigger out of nowhere and trying to start shit

 No.1641733

>>1641725
thats benisuhueluans?
uptick in general. trust you guys over news, espec during erection years

 No.1641738

>>1641729
calm down sarr i can't help that your mother is a maid

 No.1641739

>>1641733
>thats benisuhueluans?
Yeah, read up on Tren de Aragua, they're the ones doing it.

 No.1641740

>>1641733
are you speaking nationwide or in specific areas? because there's probably still a shitload of freight theft going on in the west coast. maybe not quite to the level it was a couple years ago where entire freight trains were being emptied on the tracks but i doubt it's returned to pre-covid levels considering none of those states seem to punish criminals anymore so i imagine truck thefts are up too
>>1641738
catch herpes from a lot lizard bozo

 No.1641971

>>1641632
I can't take your post seriously when you just assume that public transport is the most stressful option. I want to move where you live because you must have an awesome commute with no traffic. For everyone else having to deal with traffic, the constant risk of car crashes, and the inability to do anything else but listen to audio makes driving the more stressful option by a lot for a lot of people, I think the majority. To directly counter your point I can get ahead of the day's work by answering emails while waiting for or on public transport, then use the time saved to finish my work and be out of the office for the day earlier than I would have otherwise. Maybe self-driving cars will change the game, or maybe it'll just become another way for jewgle and beijing to own you.

 No.1641985

>>1641971
tl;dr pls

 No.1641986

>>1641971
idk man, i'd rather be able to run over niggers instead of being stabbed by them

 No.1641989

>>1641986
You read all that shit by (((you)))?

 No.1641999

>>1641971
let's not pretend someone who works in an office in a job where he has the option to go home early is in any way representative of 99% of humanity riding public transport
in that analogy where democracy is the majority voting to have anchovy pizza instead of bacon cheeseburgers and then in the second round of voting the majority votes to have grapefruit juice instead of soda pop, you're that single guy in the room who actually wanted grapefruit juice and anchovy pizza while everyone else is upset with the results

 No.1642000

>>1641985
>tl;dr pls
basically:
>I work in a cushiony office job that lets me go home early, has internet access on my commute, and happens to line up with the train schedules
>I also don't live in a city full of niggers
>I am an accurate representation of the average public transport commuter (lol, lmao)

 No.1642019

>>1641716
aint happened to me nor have i heard talk about it happening to others. im sure it happens, why wouldnt it, but if theres an "uptick" i aint heard any rumblings about it

 No.1642020

>>1641971
>constant risk of car crashes
do your shoes match the purse you keep your balls in homo

 No.1642036

>>1642019
>>1641740
figured, thx spros. safe trukn

 No.1642042

>i started a tl;dr shitfest
>by saying yuros have a more intricate train system
didn't read any of it mmmhhhhmmmmmmm

 No.1642223

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>>1642000
>access to internet, email
>cushiony office job
what 4th world shithole do you live in? are there 20 of you crowded around the CRT?

 No.1642299

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>hand holding while delivering
adorable

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>>1642299
why does the music sound like chewbacca taking a shit?

 No.1642344

>>1642299
SLAP SOME CONCRETE AND STEEL ARMOR ON THAT BADBOY
💦💦💦👅👅👅😫😫😫

 No.1642346

>>1642000
>I also don't live in a city full of niggers
where the fuck do you live where your public transit isn't being overrun by niggers fare evading, scamming, and randomly assaulting/robbing the riders???
i fucking swear the number of random street fights and robberies i've seen daily commuting on BART
don't worry i escaped that shithole now i drive 1.5 hrs to go 12 miles everyday and im grateful for it

 No.1642347

>>1642346
>don't worry i escaped that shithole now i drive 1.5 hrs to go 12 miles everyday and im grateful for it
does your commute involve bridges, tunnels, and maybe even bridge-tunnels?

 No.1642350

>>1642347
it involves one tunnel.

 No.1642847

File: 1723744883072.jpeg (150.37 KB, 828x636, 69:53, 1723668101289994.jpeg)

TRUE!!!!!!!

 No.1642853

File: 1723746866444.mp4 (11.33 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, 1_5026362460861367552.mp4)

TRACTOR FIGHT!!!!!!!!!

 No.1643913

File: 1724173424892-0.mp4 (492.12 KB, 480x270, 16:9, m2-res_270p.mp4)

File: 1724173424892-1.mp4 (24.99 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, An-d30lS9XJwV2gBWBFKtQX78h….mp4)

woooosshhh

 No.1643930

>>1642853
yuropoors see this and go and get their wife's boyfriend to explain it to them

 No.1643939

>>1643913
>first
lmao
>second
special place in hell for those fuckers

 No.1643943

File: 1724190770840.jpg (1.5 MB, 5820x2930, 582:293, A.-Rivian_R1T_Front_View-e….jpg)

i was omw to the grocery store and i saw an electric pickup truk that looked p neat, it was a lot like pic related with maybe a couple differences. it just confirmed in my head that elon deliberately made the cybertruk look like retarded tron bullshit because he has retarded taste and the guy who freaked out at me last time i said this it was ugly is a megafaggot for defending it
>>1643939
fr there was zero reason to do that other than to be a piece of shit to the trukbro

 No.1643956

>>1643943
you gonna cry, maybe?
piss your pants?
piss and shit your pants?

 No.1643957

File: 1724198845294.png (571.89 KB, 768x433, 768:433, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1643943
only pidor slavniggers like the cybertruck 🤣

 No.1643959

>>1643956
i wasnt the one that wrote ten ongry paragraphs in response to a one line post lmao
>>1643957
wat

 No.1643961

>>1643959
musk loving putin worshipping faggots always gushing about their favorite vaporware

 No.1643963

>>1643961
>>1643959
uhhh, ok
i'll let you two coalesce over whatever boomerism opinions you have on foreign policy and gay trucks and shit

 No.1643965

imagine worshiping the cybertruk when there's far less gay electric truks out there and then getting mocked on twitter by boomers over it

 No.1643975

File: 1724202517729.png (209.66 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

TRUK & FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://archive.ph/xC28w

 No.1643976

File: 1724202544954.png (1008.21 KB, 800x600, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1643965
the lifted glamor truck sooty exhaust segment of the american truck market and lets be real, its a large section of the market is one of the gayest automotive developments of the past 20 years and it has like, 100% overlap with people online who make boomer posts about toy cars and what not on the internet

 No.1643977

>>1643975
old news. its been burning since at least yesterday

 No.1643979

>>1643976
wanna know the difference between you and me? i don't have a twitter account and i don't do the thing you say i do :)

 No.1643980

>>1643975
uh ohhhhhhh he's gonna call you a boomer now!

 No.1643984

am i to understand mentioning electric vehicles at all will cause autism from now on?

 No.1643987

>>1643984
i just posted news because it seemed relevant and i drove past it right before the truk went burny

 No.1643995

>>1643987
>i just posted news because it seemed relevant and i drove past it right before the truk went burny
this state's not big enough for the two of us
meet me in the pinole in n' out restroom in 30 minutes

 No.1643997

>>1643984
only if you start strawmanning the fuck out of them and how >we are in the 1000 year reich of the internal combustion engine 'get ur toy car wet and it breaks' tier posting
otherwise no.

 No.1644007

File: 1724208217055.jpg (264.95 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ford-very-gay-raptor.jpg)

>>1643976
its just the usual over-compensation for a small peen as always.
i mean its either this or ferd owners fucking each other up the ass because thats what they think "muddin" is

 No.1644008

>>1643997
but you're the only one saying anything about toys and getting them wet
this must be a joke o don't get

 No.1644009

>>1643984
electrics are autism, simple as

 No.1644010

>>1643995
i agree and already left
enjoy your burgr

 No.1644013

>>1644008
>>1643984
it's just some dumb shit from another truk n pullr thread. i said the cybertruk was ugly and got a tirade about boomers and twitter or some shit in response
it's extra funny to me because i don't even own a truck nor do i have anything against electric vehicles, his response is either him having a laugh or genuine mental illness

 No.1644014

>>1644008
>no one
some one >>1633843
anyway, i dont own a truck or EV. will likely never get the former, and only get the latter once the batt chemistry is good/cheap enough so i can grab a used one and hook that shit up to a PV array

 No.1644015

>>1644014
wait so you weren't even mad about the cybertruk post? wtf did you flip out at me for in the first place then, that post was clearly someone else

 No.1644017

>>1644015
dont you fucking dare question me my dads the owner of sportschan

 No.1644019

>>1644017
dudder hats EVs
t. dudder's lawyer and black stalker

 No.1644020

File: 1724210651849.mp4 (72.37 MB, 1440x1080, 4:3, EF2OnsQYoZa_Z2R3.mp4)

cool trentram vid from aught 6

 No.1644024

>>1644020
so that's what 2006 was like

 No.1644034

>>1644024
>2OO6 was 5OOO years ago
damn

 No.1644044

File: 1724222000235.jpg (172.09 KB, 1918x1440, 959:720, 9001.jpg)

>>1644034
>mfw i was born over 9OOO years ago

 No.1644073

>>1643976
ya there are a shitton of them around me
they all have shiny rims and are lifted like 2x as high as they should be
and their bed doesn't have a single scratch on it so you know they don't even use it for what it's meant for
also some nigger in my neighborhood with a giantass suv that he put fuckhuge rims on and took the muffler out just to annoy the fuck out of everyone when he taps the gas

 No.1644079

>>1644073
got a bunch around me too.
for some reason they buy some old rusted out pile of shit, mod the engine + exhaust, put a lift kit in it with aftermarket tires + rims and call it good. they seem to get bonus points based on the number of rust holes they got.
they are pretty much the redneck version of teenage ricers.

 No.1644083

>>1644073
>>1644079
whistles go whoo who

 No.1644098

File: 1724247474451.png (2.16 MB, 1639x1328, 1639:1328, 1724247042691.png)

that smoke thang is outta style
these hyper gay "impossible to do an ounce of work" rimjobs with their low profile tires rally offend me. a lot of these fagmobiles will have colored lights in the wheel and other stupid places on their babby truk. they just spent a bunch of money to make the damn vehicle effectively useless and thats gay as fuck spro if you treat your vehicle like a woman treats her nails or purse you are a gocksucker you are gay. stop being gay

 No.1644101

so your problem is with yuppies that pretend to be rednecks? makes sense yuppies should all be shot

 No.1644112

File: 1724255039052.png (56.6 KB, 2108x235, 2108:235, ClipboardImage.png)

still getting laffs out of a month old post

 No.1644115

>>1644098
dont call em pavement princess for nothin
>>1644101
is it a yuppy thing? only seen one or two in the city but the driver matched the paint iykwim and nigs do all be gay on the dl

 No.1644119

>>1644115
ime yes it's exclusively a yuppy faggot activity. actual rednecks will customize their truks specifically for doing truk shit like hauling heavy stuff or doing rally difficult yard work like pulling up gigantic tree stumps out of the ground, not just to go ride around with rainbow lights on the rims advertising a lust for cock. if their truk is about to die then for fun they'll go to mud bogs or drag races and shit like that until it falls apart, meanwhile the yuppies cry if a pebble comes off another vehicles tires and chips their paint

 No.1644147

>>1643984
They'd be great if you were allowed to pull full torque on the electric motor since it's basically a welding generator acting as an AC motor. As a road vehicle it's p gay because you can't even harness the power of electricity for truk pul reasons.

Boomers, Hipsters, and gay copenhagen-chewing faggots with "redneck truk" will argue over bullshit though so yeah.
t. rhino-lined smol truck owner

 No.1644148

>>1644013
Ugly? Yes. Also the cheapest bulletproof truck on the market. I like the tron aesthetic. We've had nothing but carbon-fiber polycarbonate crap getting more plastic and more round for the last 30 years. You can make things sleek without just rounding everything. Round is feminine. Like a feminine penis.

 No.1644154

File: 1724275703923.png (3.71 MB, 1407x2618, 201:374, 1724275451965.png)

no sir officer im ded ass sobr

 No.1644158

>>1644148
square is for autists that deserve to be shot

 No.1644161

>>1644154
thats a gud hat 🪈💨💨

 No.1644165

>>1644119
is it country-chic hicklib fags driving em?
just cant imagine a ytpipo driving one, they'd get laughed out of town here
although now you mention it nigs are ghetto yuppies which is p funny

 No.1644168

>>1644083
ah yeah, a few of them have train horns for some reason. apparently obtaining an old train horn is pretty easy.

 No.1644174

>>1644168
its a kinda air horn you can get for big (read: real, actual) truks
you see em for sale in bigger truk stops lik da iowa 80

 No.1644190

>>1644165
it's prolly regional because the nigs around here drive those weird three wheeler vehicles instead. idk what they're called, it's got two wheels up front and one in the back and it's seats are not enclosed. as far as the pretend rednecks go it wouldn't surprise me if it was all limp wristed libshits from up north trying to ape the local culture. i always see them around upper middle class neighborhoods with the typical "science is real love is love etc." signs in their yards

 No.1644193

>>1644190
sup floridabro

 No.1644195

>>1644190
Hummm….ye it’s gotta be a southern thing

 No.1644196

>>1644190
>weird three wheeler
ya niggers fucking LOVE canaam spiders and no its not just a regional thang, seems to be picking up nationwide because ive been noticing it a lot here too

 No.1644198

>>1644079
>56k no lowballs I KNOW WHAT I GOT

 No.1644199

>>1644190
>>1644196
Them thangs BANG when you see them. It’s gotta be the sound system that draws them to it, maybe the flashy lights x doubt

 No.1644201

>>1644119
what exactly do you mean by yuppy?
most glamor trucks i see are the 'THING BLUE LINE' types

 No.1644203

>>1644201
>BLACK RIFLE COFFEE
>THIN BLUE LINE
>NRA more like No Results Achieved ammrite?

 No.1644209

File: 1724290343787.jpg (28.22 KB, 442x442, 1:1, boundbyhonor.jpg)

>>1644201
kops make way too much sense
searched picrel came up with https://boundbyhonor.net/collections/all
holy fuck amerikwa, gonna have dna encoded trauma from lockheed lel

 No.1644212

>>1644193
no but yah im in the souf
>>1644195
idk it's also a fairly recent phenomenon. before that they would all get crown victorias/grand marquis/coup de villes and put wildly oversized wheels on them for some fuckin reason, shit looked retarded. the three wheelers are an improvement as far as aesthetics go
>>1644199
it's both, niggers are biologically incapable of not being as loud and obnoxious as they possibly can, only puerto ricans rival them

 No.1644213

>>1644201
wealthy people that work in offices. there's a few with the blue line stickers but a lot of them either don't have stickers or just have some stupid bullshit advertising where they've been for vacation

 No.1644214

>>1644209
>liberty snek
>on a pro-pig sticker
hat libertarians tbh, they're more self-contradictory than bipolar women

 No.1644215

>>1644212
buick lesabre and 80s caprice too. i still see ghetto ones on the road

 No.1644216

File: 1724291989106.png (247.82 KB, 600x600, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1644214
theres a 98% chance thats a neocon, bro.
meanwhile, this sticker…

 No.1644223

>>1644216
das a flag budy
i want it tho. i want my own killdozer too. fuckin rad way to go out, rip in peace heemeyer, you heemed those cocksuckers right where it hurts, their wallets and infrastructure

 No.1644233

File: 1724303190295.jpg (66.65 KB, 640x427, 640:427, 56k-dialup-modem.jpg)

>>1644198
here you go, now where's my truk?

 No.1644247

>>1644216
is that killdozer?

 No.1644252


 No.1644269

File: 1724324469865.jpg (300.49 KB, 1616x1692, 404:423, big rigs n truks.jpg)

duddmen anti flood

 No.1645213

File: 1724735257876-0.mp4 (1.88 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, kLwXxbZqLq1jktJO.mp4)

File: 1724735257876-1.mp4 (1.06 MB, 352x640, 11:20, posermobile.MP4)

woops
dont know which is worse

 No.1645217

>>1645213
lmao
imagine being a passenger and your friend is a fucking retard

 No.1645218

>>1645213
ah i see what you mean.
ya i think i'd rather be in the crash than be seen in the faggotmobile

 No.1645233

>>1645218
the physical wounds will heal
you can never undo being a complete fag
like the old saying goes "you will never not be a nigger"

 No.1645236

File: 1724745936253.jpg (21.85 KB, 540x540, 1:1, il_fullxfull.4360752487_o9….jpg)

>>1645213
having a vehicle that understeers that bad should be a crime

 No.1645248

>>1645213
2nd one. at least in the first one someone might've learned a lesson, the second one only has dick on the mind

 No.1645252

>>1639720
>cyclists owned with facts and logic
where is facts
and logic

>>1639968
>>1639976
>>1639978
>sportschan
>sports

 No.1645253

>>1640986
>me in san andreas trucking mission

 No.1645336

File: 1724795759549.png (1.33 MB, 2106x1108, 1053:554, 5364758643.png)

thinking about getting a new car next year. what should i get? should i get an electric one? i kina like burning fossile fuels tbh. i really want a g class but they are quite pricey

 No.1645341

>>1645336
Hilux or any 22R bang brain tbqh

 No.1645343

File: 1724797471466.png (13.25 MB, 3973x1993, 3973:1993, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1645336
创新凝聚,
引领科技新思。
相信,一切创新的诞生,都源于笃行,
致远的信念。以原创的精神,引领科技新思。
蔚来智能电动行政旗舰——ET9,
与创新者共同撰写新的篇章

外观
飞航设计,
行政旗舰新姿。


挺拔的身姿
原生超大轮拱设计,23 英寸轮圈,高姿态,高视野,身姿挺拔有力。

内饰
纵揽天地,
四方得体。
海内存知己,东方尚礼哲思
>一场得体的尽享之旅。


性能与安全
敢想有为,
攀登旗舰高峰。
相信
>一切改变都源于敢想有为的信念,以深度全栈自研,铸造科技旗舰新标杆。

天行智能底盘
天行全主动悬架、天行线控转向、天行后轮转向,带来平流层飞行般的从容驾乘体验。

*1 受限于车辆版本的不同,部分配置在某些版本的车辆上未予装备或作为选装配置,并非车辆下线时的标准配置。
*2 蔚来将对产品不断进行优化、迭代和升级,所示宣传图片、动画和视频展示的产品为非最终交付状态,具体产品配置、功能、色彩、材质以实际销售车型产品为准。
*3 蔚来自动驾驶系统仅为辅助驾驶之目的而设计,不能完全替代驾驶员的操控,不能完全应对交通、天气和路况可能出现的所有情形。驾驶员需时刻保持必要的注意义务,并根据周边环境及时予以干预或接管。在交通情况复杂、天气恶劣、特殊路况等情形下需慎重选择使用。
*4 所示尾翼角度可能会与最终量产车型存在差异,具体以实物车辆为准。

 No.1645344

>>1645336
are electric vehicles still shit for frequent long distance driving? if not go for that fuck the saudis and their oil

 No.1645347

>>1645344
the new ones charge very fast. 10 to 80% battery in 25 minutes. range is between 300 and 450 miles. i drive about 60 miles a day charging and range wouldn't be a big problem

 No.1645355

>>1645344
>>1645347
diagnostics and fixing em is a mfer from what i hear. hat electronics in vehicles as is
if yeem richbro dont matter as much

 No.1645363

>>1645347
fuck it go for it. unless you typically fix your own shit then there's not much drawback from what >>1645355 says imo since whatever you're saving on fuel prolly way offsets most of the cost of diagnostics or whatever

 No.1645384

def dyor on battery, seen invoices for lik 15k on them alone

 No.1645387

>>1645384
budy of mine did a battery swap on his prius. he just very careful not to touch da terminals, shit was surprisingly cheap

 No.1645405

>>1645384
if i go for an electric car leasing might be my best option. give the technology another 3-4 years to iron out the kinks

 No.1645482

>>1645405
Yes
Own nothing and like it.

 No.1645486

>>1645482
ehhh ehhhhhhh eeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh
shut up bitch quit trying to start shit

 No.1645489

>>1645486
good goy
sign the lease
take the loan
pay the interest

 No.1645496

>>1645489
yeah yeah bitch >we get it someone violated your bitch standards and now >we're all goyim so you now feel the need to eeeehhhhh eeeeeeeehhhhhhhh EEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH like that one jewish whorb i fucked up the ass

 No.1645497

>>1645387
>prius
didnt know purses acted as grounding terminals :^)
how much it run him?

 No.1645498

also even if you're not leasing you're still getting a loan for a new car unless you've got $40k+ to drop on something worthwhile which i know you don't

 No.1645507

electric cars are just power wheels for adult children

 No.1645520

>>1645507
i heard you cant get em wet

 No.1645541

>>1645520
i herd u cant get ur girl wet

 No.1645545

File: 1724883570051.jpg (133.96 KB, 1476x1500, 123:125, 1-12.jpg)

dumping a big load in the toilet rn

 No.1645553

>>1645541
you know yer sis lies about her and i for attention

 No.1645554

File: 1724888453725.mp4 (1.33 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, 78cb8b0021cdd8809e0aab31f6….mp4)

🎶

 No.1645560

>>1645554
that coon gone wild
coons cant drive trucks !

 No.1645611

>>1645560
wrong
hes doin a thing to the federal building

 No.1645676

>>1645554
i think i know where this is

 No.1645729

File: 1724953798742.png (204.29 KB, 1440x2963, 1440:2963, Screenshot_20240829_123910….png)

fucking lol.
these reviews are pretty gud
https://maps.app.goo.gl/UTQCiwZWERdcbGby9

 No.1645731

File: 1724954216717.png (18.29 KB, 629x198, 629:198, Dead Cat.PNG)

>>1645729
yeah google reviews can be fucking wild man
someone made a card game called Karen where someone reads a one star review and everyone else has to guess what it's for

 No.1645733

>>1645729
floyd's feed and seed is amazing
just that it exists and has a commercial for it, its truly some yim magic

 No.1645734

>>1645729
luv tegas, gud state
>>1645731
lel wtf movie is he talking about here?

 No.1645739

>>1645734
it was so long ago that i can't remember, you could prolly dig through his profile and see if you can find it again

 No.1645743

>>1645729
reminds me of the time dudwheels tried to come to sportschan
we dont serve brittle bone disease retards either

 No.1645758

>>1645236
someone get this man some eurobeat

 No.1645759

File: 1724960809409.mp4 (2.79 MB, 720x720, 1:1, cycle tree.mp4)


 No.1645762

File: 1724961176429.mp4 (5.38 MB, 654x368, 327:184, 1724509567684996.mp4)


 No.1645765

>>1645759
if only it went down a few seconds later
bet he told the tree to share the road

 No.1645771

>>1645759
>dude in umbrella running around next to downed power lines like that
not a gud idea bud

 No.1645778

>>1645765
the cyclist clearly had right of way and i hope he sues

 No.1645813

>>1645759
lel
how absolutely unaware of his surroundings. that there is a win for natural selection amirite?

 No.1645819

>>1645762
somewhere in california

 No.1645910

File: 1725033874206.jpeg (382.74 KB, 1500x1239, 500:413, toyo.jpeg)

*sips*

 No.1645912

>>1645762
whammen drivers amirite :^)

 No.1645913

>>1645910
i lik toyata budy

 No.1645916

File: 1725034582169.jpg (68.95 KB, 1200x650, 24:13, rehecover.jpg)

>>1645759
>mfw the second zap is likely the cyclist getting executed nature-style

 No.1645920

File: 1725034709916.jpg (89.46 KB, 500x470, 50:47, toy-yoda-toyota-20080609-1….jpg)

>>1645910
i lik toy yoda

 No.1645929

>>1645920
>Berry filed a lawsuit against Gulf Coast Wings, the local franchisee, and later reached a settlement.
lel

 No.1645945

>>1645913
me to budy

 No.1645952

>>1645920
happened 22 years ago
sheem peak hsv now

 No.1645955

>>1645952
judging from that thing on her lip she's prolly nezumi vagina by now

 No.1645974

File: 1725047845715.mp4 (5.82 MB, 576x1024, 9:16, 4_5949287118147687696.mp4)


 No.1645984

>i guess we're ripping out the fence now

 No.1645993

>>1645974
classic harvey county kansas prank

 No.1646172

File: 1725127060490.mp4 (6.33 MB, 360x638, 180:319, grandpa jet.mp4)


 No.1646197

>>1646172
this guy is fuckin wild

 No.1646231

>>1646172
pulsejets are kewl

 No.1646661

File: 1725351181464.webm (1.44 MB, 270x480, 9:16, 1_5093838815148114924.webm)


 No.1646786

>>1646661
dis dudman n crew or nah?

 No.1646803

>>1646661
car be trukn n fukn

 No.1646805

File: 1725414723550-0.jpg (117.27 KB, 1035x1280, 207:256, IMG_20240903_194330_393.jpg)

File: 1725414723550-1.png (8.44 MB, 2558x1440, 1279:720, 1725413200114.png)

>>1646786
im probably the only spart with a century tbh but i havent taken it radical offroadin yet

 No.1647060

File: 1725522744815.mp4 (30.79 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2_5390823859362483688.mp4)

to big of a file for such a mediocre thang but wutevzzz

 No.1647339

File: 1725644294247.jpg (60.6 KB, 568x757, 568:757, did you pray today truk.jpg)

truk 4 jebus

 No.1647357

File: 1725648795199.jpeg (37.52 KB, 497x316, 497:316, Wide Right Turns.jpeg)

>>1647339
trukn to hell

 No.1647369

u ever rent a ryder truk?

 No.1647388

>>1647369
did but it blew up

 No.1647516

File: 1725719367044.jpeg (88.94 KB, 800x785, 160:157, me right after a hard day….jpeg)

not a trukr question but fuck it close enough
what is it with motherfuckers trying to make their car as obnoxious as fucking possible lately
like they have a pos 1979 buick with 400k miles but instead of actually making it functional they just decide to put a 1000W subwoofer in it and blast mumble rap at max volume, slap hugeass tires and rims on it that they have to saw the fucking car apart to even install, raise it five feet off the ground, take out the muffler, and put the world's most fucking annoying horn in it and lay on it every 5 minutes
there are at least three of these niggers in my neighborhood and i dream of one day planting tnt under their minecart with a redstone switch

 No.1647518

>>1647516
just move away from niggers, simple as

 No.1647523

>>1647516
>lately
i see that nigger trend migrated your way lel. just wait a couple years they'll be driving those open top three wheelers and those are even fuckin louder and more obnoxious it's like a combo of those shitty buicks you're talking about and the loudest harley you can think of that you always see ovese boomers riding around on pretending they're badasses

 No.1647527

>>1647516
>these days
u teen budy?
you just described a nigger.

 No.1647531

>>1647523
dude this absolute nigger has a shitty nissan armada or whatever gookshit suv with like 5 foot rims and idfk what you'd call it but i swear he purposely designed it to be as loud as fucking possible even if you just tap the gas, it's like a harley on fucking crack I HATE HIM

 No.1647548

>>1647531
tuned pipes are def a thing, both for racism and just for being obnoxious. so yah they def make ones that are literally designed to be as loud as possible
i member the vietnamese street racists and freakin rican heroin dealers near me always did that shit

theyre generally p illegal so if you wanna be a narc you can prolly call it in. just be aware the kindsa guys who have those cars are usually drug dealer retards

 No.1647567

>>1647548
>implying the police will do anything in year 4 plus 2020 in the Everlasting Annum of the Eternal Summer of Floyd

In some areas the police probably come and arrest you for doing a heckin' racisms.

 No.1647571

>>1647567
i dunno it still just werks™ for me sometimes i see nigs loitering in front of a gas station or a store and i call it in just to watch them get arrested every time because niggers are incapable of calmly explaining anything to police even when they're literally duin nuffin
i also live in an area that didn't have any nigger tantrums because the sheriff heavily implied he won't charge anyone for defending property or stopping an assault. lo and behold the confederate monument in town is still there and no properties were burned down. almost like niggers are terrified of a genuine threat of retaliation from ypipo or something, isn't that strange?

 No.1647575

>>1647571
yeah almost like if you choose to enforce the law, you get less crime, crazy concept really hard to comprehend, lets get a social worker to tell us whether or not there is a scientifically backed source for these claims

 No.1647581

>>1647575
lel i forgot about the "social worker" thing. are they even still trying that in nyc or have they completely gone the "fuck it let em do what they want" route? last i saw the social workers kept getting beat up

 No.1647597

>>1647388
spartman blew a tranny…

 No.1647643

>>1647531
>just tap the gas, it's like a harley on fucking crack
well niggers drive like they're in a fucking fighter jet. every time they touch the gas the pedal is on the floor. that shit is probably straight piped

 No.1647647

>>1647575
an interesting read
>https://cc.bingj.com/cache.aspx?q=percent+of+population+executed+medeival+europe&d=4621900654519202&mkt=en-US&setlang=en-US&w=CS6at_dtuMs1zEH11H4AYZ8ZF33u8J7X
>his meant that up to 1% of the male population of Europe was executed each generation, with roughly another 1% dying at the scene of the crime or in prison while awaiting trial.
basically it posits that
>felons are the lowest stupid poor people
>culling that bottom 2% raises IQ and drops criminality
>also might increase religiosity

 No.1647690

since the conversation is about niggers lemme tell you a story that finished less than two hours ago

i just woke up on a corner lying flat on my back on the cement of this building and said well okay i gotta walk so i start walking home which is miles away but wtf i dont have fon and i have no shirt wtf okay and so i walk and after s couple miles i come upon a gas station thats open and id like some water so i walk up to it and lo & behold theres a couple niggers in they SUVs doing idk nigger shit cool whatever but i would like to actually not walk anymore so i start asking the niggers if i can pay for a ride and actually before i even get that out this nigger just plain gives me a vneck white tshirt just right then and there gives me a shirt and that is wonderful and i convince him to give me a ride to close to my house no i didn't let no fucking nigger close enough to my house to know where i live fuck off okay so the bargain is is that ill give him twenty bucks for the ride (i pull out 40 so i can give him another twenty if he actually does it, that is relevant later) okay cool so he says hell give me a ride and i hop in the shitbox BECAUSE I DONT FUCKING CARE I HAVE NOTHING OTHER THAN FORTY BUCKS, MY SHIRT WAS JUST GIVEN TO ME and the guy almost immediately pulls off into a neighborhood street and tries to get me to smoke crack with him lmfao holy shit this just happened and writing it out im raising just how insane this is okay so i do s good job of not smoking crack and he was gonna take me back because he said he didnt know if i was a cop hey nigger you JUST SMOKED CRACK IN FRONT OF ME AND SHOWED ME YOUR CRACK whatever i thought okay so then next bit i simply tell him that the cia used that to weaken "his people" and control them and dropped the topic but cmon crack???? people still smoke that???? whatever anyway hes still pretending to be sketched out by my existence (maybe not pretending idk) but gets me close enough to my street and i tells him i tells him i say here buddy hey pal right here nigger pull into this church but no he doesn't like that so he goes a little farther and pulls over on some side street okay whatever hey spartman reading this guess what budy THE FUCKING DOOR IS NOT OPENABLE and then i start to REALLY think about all my options (yes shut up i already considered my options before getting into this situation) and he ends up unlocking the door (it was like a child lock, but on the front door passenger door idfk, it was sketchy as fuck. id just crawl my ass out the shattered window after killing the nigger. (he was not a threat. i mean "just killing" isnt actually am absurd big dick huh huh im tough statement he really was crack addict size) and then he mentions again some gay shit he tried to call me gay earlier and im like fuk no shitskin my LADY is at my HOUSE nigger but he tries to mention it again when hes letting me out and after im out it hits me oh this nigger is gay THIS NIGGER IS GAY he wanted to fuck around with me he probably thought i was some drunk homohooker but i said something, idr exactly what but i was pissed when i said it and then i said "oh i almost said the word" and he said "haha nigga?" and i said "no with the R" after i just gave this nigger forty bucks (he actually couldn't conceive why i gave him the second twenty. look i was grateful and unlike him im not a nigger and i thought it was good and right for me to give him another twenty after he unprovoked gave me a shirt before giving me a ride)

okay i think that is the end of the story
well i know thats the end but uh i mean of my telling.

tl;dr
i got a ride from a gay nigger and didnt smoke crack with him and told him i was about to call him a nigger with the hard r

 No.1647692

>>1647690
>raising just how insane this
realizing*

 No.1647710

>>1647690
you should be ded rite now

 No.1647713

>>1647710
lel ya but i didnt smoke the crack though tbh i rly srsly considered it

 No.1647796

>>1647690
>i start to REALLY think about all my options
nobody wants to hear about your gay anal fantasies

 No.1647814

>>1647690
more like tl;dr shit that never happened

 No.1647880

>>1647814
nah it happened

 No.1648525

File: 1726043810822.mp4 (1.4 MB, 652x480, 163:120, 2_5409216966613290554.mp4)


 No.1648617

>>1647690
>>1647880
snopes, can you confirm this story?

 No.1648621

>>1648617
story: bunked
(you): debunked
this cannot be undone it is reality now kthx

 No.1648648

>>1648525
what gta 5 mod is this?

 No.1648681

File: 1726124180777.mp4 (4.71 MB, 480x854, 240:427, rapidsave.com_who_here_can….mp4)

this aint easy, nor advised tbh

 No.1648723

File: 1726175965950.mp4 (3.05 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, south carolina.mp4)

>>1648681
mastr trukr

 No.1648762

File: 1726201712264.mp4 (2.93 MB, 576x1008, 4:7, 4_5987875904653629565.mp4)

>>1648723
diff angle

 No.1648775

>>1648723
>>1648762
how will the hohols push further into russia now?

 No.1648795

>>1648762
huh
i never realized the tops of tanks would just spin freely lik that
or is that just because it got fucked in half by a train?

 No.1648797

>>1648795
they're like the teeth on a blender motor where it connects to the blender container except when you get hit by a train your gears suddenly become free-spinning wheels

 No.1648871

>>1648795
thats a m109 i think tho

 No.1648873

also i think its a model or something you can see through the turret as it spins from under when it faces the camera with the back

 No.1649211

File: 1726507982790.jpg (1.03 MB, 4000x2252, 1000:563, 20240916_132925.jpg)

>sure wish i finished training

SWING WIDE ITS A FUCKING TRAILER

 No.1649268

File: 1726538068377.mp4 (9.36 MB, 672x848, 42:53, 1_5136420224727254244.MP4)


 No.1649272

File: 1726541675536.jpg (51.37 KB, 818x600, 409:300, 4lciiku7t5551-2784201269.jpg)

>>1649211
>sailor moon stickers
thats some old school weebin i tell ya what

 No.1649299

>>1649211
it's a magical world hobbes ol buddy ol pal!

 No.1650103

File: 1726864991123.mp4 (5.31 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, road hongry.mp4)


 No.1650105

>>1650103
china ?

 No.1650111

File: 1726868940929.mp4 (6.06 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Dump Truck Crashes Through….mp4)


 No.1650258

File: 1726944313683.png (2.34 MB, 2558x1440, 1279:720, 1726944270017.png)

haulin sketchy thangs budys

 No.1650260

>>1650258
get in the back and hit everything with a hammer just to make sure they're not lying to you

 No.1650272

>>1650258
probably boolets

 No.1650274

>>1650111
god damn everyon in that was lucky
>dump truck didn't slam right into the overpass pillar
>SUV evaded twice without getting hit

 No.1650275

>>1650105
listen with sound– sound like india

 No.1650295

>>1650258
its all the cum theyre gonna dump in your ass for having low t

 No.1650340

File: 1726969170192.jpg (3.82 MB, 4000x2252, 1000:563, 20240921_213156.jpg)

cool lookin truk

 No.1650343

>>1650340
it have some sort of air ride thing? its ridin pretty low

 No.1650345

>>1650340
>007
the names pullr
truk n' pullr

 No.1650349

>>1650343
ya. dont see it often at least front air bags lik what that guy has. i wonder if its gud for da air ride to deflate when you stop for longer than a red light. prob is. i think i used to drive a truk where the rear air bags would deflate when you cut the engine. its been a while. lotta truks just have da leaf springs for the front, but most all have air bags with leaf springs for the back.

 No.1650350

>>1650345
>reefer unit on trailer
license to chill

 No.1650441

File: 1727020702246.png (961.16 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

https://archive.ph/88aQK

looks lik a suburb of chimpcong
noty

 No.1650771

>>1650441
Buc-ees top men are already on it, building a bigger one

 No.1650784

>>1650771
buc n cuc

 No.1650789

>>1650771
fuck cuckees

 No.1651464

File: 1727371619688.jpg (633.34 KB, 1560x2080, 3:4, krispy1.jpg)

u eat the chiken?

 No.1651473

>>1650771
never even heard of it until i drove past one last year. fuckers have signs advertising it three states away like wtf
apparently it's just redneck disney world

 No.1651484

>>1651473
you wont be able to go
buc-ees is a truk stop that bans truks and trukrs

 No.1651487

>>1651473
>redneck disney world
that crossed with walmart. tbh i keep meaning to go to the one closest to me, load my cooler up and drop acid then walk around there watching people all day. if i need a break I’ll go drink and smoke cigs at the car

 No.1651758

File: 1727484883048-0.mp4 (25.18 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, 1D4C9A3095BD863E7B6F68128F….mp4)

File: 1727484883048-1.mp4 (7.7 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, AQOpa_KAtQ6wkgGeY3TQZUohyp….mp4)

smokin truk is ded engine afaik

 No.1651761

>>1651758
>1st one
>ded engine
was a lotta smoke. stupid question but i'm no mechanic, shouldn't the air brakes still work even with a ded engine? or do those stop working too and you're just completely fucked?
>2nd one
faggot deserved it but trukbro prolly shouldn't have had that recorded hope he got away with it

 No.1651767

>>1651761
nah, its definitely air brake failure, likely failed while going down a steep grade before the video started. air brakes fail closed, that is they lock up when there is no air applied. hence why there is smoke coming from low on the truck, near the wheels. it rolling over due to overspeeding (as indicated by the speedo) is another indication the brakes are what failed. a shame the faggot who recorded it used shitty music instead of the real audio because you'd probably hear the jake brake working overtime just keeping the truck from going even faster.

if it was engine failure (pretty unlikely tbh) you'd see smoke coming from the stack(s) instead.

 No.1651769

>>1651758
second one was vary ghey.

 No.1651773

>>1651761
>all that smoke
>dead engine
you don't think maybe its the brakes on fire- budy?

 No.1651776

>>1651761
when airbrakes fail they go to 100% applied
budy wasnt able to manage his speed with the engine, u gotta use the engine to control your speed down mountains n shit. da smoke was from the brakes "failing" in the sense they got to hot and when that happens no amount of usin em is gonna slow shit down. got to hot caused by havin only brakes to control speed. thats pretty much always what causes runaway truks and thats what them runaway ramps are for.
tl;dr if ur goin down big hill and truk & pullr!!!!!!!!! is smokin u better gtfo away. def dont get in front of em.

 No.1651806

>>1651769
cobweb elbow ink is automatic dismissal from race war

 No.1651841

>>1651806
tats in general, it poisons the body, blood, and soul.

 No.1652257

File: 1727668030937.mp4 (4.44 MB, 740x480, 37:24, AQOPKVZ2WON5xtfH07H90FNicI….mp4)


 No.1652259

>>1652257
how the fuck does one not notice this
wouldn't it affect the handling??

 No.1652260

>>1652259
youd really think so. i have no idea tho ive never driven one of those thangs

 No.1652277

>>1652259
from a weight perspective it don't matter much in a straight line. at normal cornering speeds it likely wouldn't be noticed much either, since a long wheelbase requires slow cornering speeds. be even less noticeable with the wheels down.

aero-wise? its empty so the truck has an overabundance of power, you wouldn't notice it much if at all. a strong crosswind could be trouble though.

 No.1652289

>>1652257
poor dumb sack of shit
what a way to get fired

 No.1652292

>>1652257
i've seen multiple videos and heard of multiple instances of this happening. why haven't they installed alarms or some shit in the cab to let you know your big ass dump truk basket is up in the air while you're going down the highway?

 No.1652297

Idiots forgot to turn in my drug test results so I'm off to renew my CDL, I'll be on the road again soon boys.

 No.1652300

>>1652292
wouldn't matter if they hire niggers *chirp*

 No.1652329

>>1652297
what a pain in the ass
>>1652300
a rally loud EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE noise is a lot different and mich harder to ignore than a ceiling bird

 No.1652330

>>1652329
not really when the nigger has airpods in listening to nigger noise at full blast

 No.1652339

>>1652330
ok gay nigger hypothetical one upping aside is there not a warning buzzer of some sort?

 No.1652342

>>1652330
wrong, they blast their mumble rap over their $1000 bluetooth speaker system so everyone else in the apartment complex can hear it

 No.1652347

>>1652339
It tends to be a warning lever that damn near smacks you in the face when it unlatches to show dropping air pressure, but it goes off so frequently during regular operation that in most cases it becomes muscle memory to just reset the bitch and ignore it. Driving on mountain roads he should know better.

 No.1652481

File: 1727751214147.mp4 (4.37 MB, 720x400, 9:5, 1727014905562487.mp4)


 No.1652482

your fucking freight shaker shook my freight

 No.1652486

>>1652482
what the freight are you gonna do about it freighgot?

 No.1652487

>>1652481
holy sheeeeit

that tanker looks like it took an illegal turn ?

 No.1652488

>>1652481
holy shit that cab was completely destroyed. rip?

 No.1652489

>>1652487
he took a fuckin stupidly timed turn at the vary least

 No.1652492

trukrbro how many fucked up wrecks have you seen in your time? it's vids like that that make me doubt switching to driving big rigs. i've had a few close encounters in class b box truks before and that shit would always have my nerves frayed for weeks afterward it's gotta be worse with a big ass trailer to worry about

 No.1652497

>>1652492
personally only seen aftermath, luckily. craziest situation ive had was some absolute niggerbrain four wheeler about a year ago was goin the wrong way in the hammer on an interstate highway in new york (state) in the middle of the night. passed him safely and vary slowly because WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!! if i remember right there was a lady trukr in the hammer next to me and i think she just came to a stop in front of the window licker, which brought him to a stop without collision. rly you gotta keep them fukn peepers peeled. a lot of morons/assholes driving like they got a yolo neck tattoo last week

 No.1652552

>>1652492
In my experience I'd rather be in the bigger trucks. The Class b shitboxes are more intimidating because they are just big enough to cause damage but just small enough that people get brave/do reckless shit around them.
My first day driving (electrician) they put me in a class B truck by myself on a learning permit at 10PM at night driving through the bar district illegally to deliver a highway sign tho' so I learned to conquer those fears a long time ago.

More or less >>1652497 minus his scenario though.

 No.1652583

>>1652552
>just big enough to cause damage but just small enough that people get brave/do reckless shit around them
yah that's the kinda shit that would happen to me, especially around arlington/alexandria in virginia. people complain about los angeles or jersey traffic but none of that shit compares to the retards in NoVA. i lost count of the number of times i almost pancaked a car because some fuckin idiot wanted to squeeze ahead of me at a red light as if that'd save him any significant time getting to his shithole office job. glad i don't work around there anymore but i do miss driving sometimes, particularly around the less metropolitan areas

 No.1652584

>>1652583
ya man people drive like fuckin dickheads in nova

 No.1652588

>>1652583
>>1652584
it's all of va and maryland, buncha army grunts or niggers that don't have the brain capacity to understand that their shitty kia soul is not going to win against that 18 wheeler hauling concrete pipes

 No.1652590

>>1652583
>arlington/alexandria in virginia
>some fuckin idiot wanted to squeeze ahead of me at a red light as if that'd save him any significant time getting to his shithole office job
im p sure they make a lot workin at the pentagon tho
lik way way way too much for what they actually do

 No.1652596

>>1652590
some of them might've worked there but i'm p sure most of em were dickhead lawyers or paralegals bc they're all over that area like roaches

 No.1653942

File: 1728231802360.mp4 (1.51 MB, 480x854, 240:427, awfl crash.mp4)


 No.1653959

File: 1728235457995.gif (2.64 MB, 375x375, 1:1, 0d45362c37dc8f77.gif)

>>1653942
i'd like to know who her drug dealer is, she's on some pretty good shit
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