▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 02:34:28 No. 1632880
>>1632877 (OP) >How do I stay alive haha whatever you do dont come visit me
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 02:39:29 No. 1632881 >>1632884 >>1632906
>>1632877 (OP) well the first thing you want to do is go to a dive bar in a random part of the city, then start critizing America. you'll have a fun time real quick.
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 02:53:43 No. 1632884 >>1632906
>how do I stay alive Don’t go near niggers or rednecks and you should be fine
>maybe even enjoy my time there That depends on you and what you like to do. Most likely you should listen to this guy though
>>1632881 ▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 02:57:19 No. 1632885 >>1632886 >>1632891 >>1632906
come to oklahoma
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 02:58:00 No. 1632886 >>1632890
>>1632885 no one from overseas knows that oklahoma exists
most people in the us dont either
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 03:09:03 No. 1632889 >>1632906
>How do I stay alive Stay away from black/feathernigger areas and keep your bearings in poor areas.>Maybe enjoy my time Hiking, camping, and shooting are all good pass-times. You can get a rental as a foreigner at most gun ranges if you buy ammo from the range. If you're into the artsy fartsy stuff then a lot of the downtown areas will have museums and shiiiet, the science ones are usually interactive and pretty fun. Some of them like the one in Salt Lake even have laser light shows.
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 03:09:10 No. 1632890 >>1632892
>>1632886 gud we like it that way
go to texas where you queers belong
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 03:10:43 No. 1632891 >>1632893
>>1632885 Oklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down
your mom! ▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 03:11:30 No. 1632892 >>1632894
>>1632890 Y'all can't even nigger-rig shit right without the fire department having to show up. Even when there's no power involved.
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 03:11:32 No. 1632893
>>1632891 u kno why oklahoma so windy?
cuz kansas blows and texas sucks ▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 03:12:12 No. 1632894
>>1632892 our state wasn't
burnin to the fukn ground last year budy
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 04:15:34 No. 1632906 >>1632908 >>1632912 >>1632928 >>1632964 >>1632993 >>1633060
>>1632881 >>1632884 >>1632889 Got it, thanks. Always wanted to shoot a gun, sounds fun. I want to know about American cuisine. All I know is burgers and fast food. Around my hotel there is chick fil a and five guys. Might try it out.
>>1632885 I'll only be in Oregon, a town near Portland. I have been told that it is a decent place, aside from the homeless.
Guess that I should mention that this is a business trip for 2 weeks.
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 04:52:25 No. 1632911
go to baltimore and stay there
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 04:53:39 No. 1632912 >>1632914 >>1633590 >>1636211
>>1632906 ok fine real advice
chick-fil-a is good, cheap fast food. waffle fries are excellent, make sure you ask for chik-fil-a sauce. five guys is also really good but WAY overpriced (as in $15+ for a single burger) and you will feel like a fat fuck afterwards. if you really want to eat there, make sure you order a small fry since a small is still a paper bag with two full scoops of fries.
portland (and all of oregon, really) is a libshit state so you'll have to drive out into the sticks to find a good gun range. don't know their exact laws but most places require you to sign a waiver and leave your ID with them when you're shooting, then you pick it up when your done. not sure how they treat foreigners, make sure to call and ask. check reviews on yelp and other sites, see if there's a good one in the city if you don't have a rental car or don't want to drive too far.
although i would HIGHLY recommend driving up and down the pacific coast if possible, i've always wanted to see the pacific northwest and it looks beautiful from all the pics i've seen. go innawoods and get lost on some backroads, it's beautiful either way.
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 05:14:16 No. 1632914
>>1632912 Thanks for the advice. I think a co-worker there knows a gun range but I'll check out if it is suitable. Outdoors stuff seem to be popular in Oregon so I was wondering where to go. The pacific coast looks cool, I'll try to go there if I can.
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 07:28:32 No. 1632925 >>1632934
>>1632877 (OP) avoid the cities (blacks) and farms (illegal spics) and you'll be fine. only exception to the farm thing is the amish, they are pretty cool and generally don't mind foreigners as long as you are white. no matter where you go avoid parking lots at night though, unless you are looking to get into a knife fight over $20 with a homeless bum.
small towns can be either really boring or fun depending on what you are into. almost every small town has a bar or two with sparts on the jewish brainwashing box.
local racism tracks are pretty fun on weekends (usually saturday nights) if you get really bored. might have to deal with a few drunk rednecks but thats a part of the fun. minor league basedball games are fairly safe and fun, not many blacks go to those.
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 07:48:05 No. 1632928 >>1632934
>>1632906 >A town near Portland Ew. Oregon's a pretty trashy state, basically Washington but poorer and more heroin-filled. Anyways there's the Columbia River Gorge and Mount Tabor which has good hiking trails nearby. There's the Portland zoo as well. Really Portland is only known for a couple of its historical sights and gardens so unless that's your thang there ain't much to do there.
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 08:40:25 No. 1632934
>>1632925 Neat. Thanks.
>>1632928 Columbia River Gorge was on my list. I like gardens, pretty comfy walking around them.
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 09:16:09 No. 1632937 >>1632946
>>1632877 (OP) Jacksonville is a must see
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 10:47:12 No. 1632946 >>1632969
>>1632937 What's there to see
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 12:49:23 No. 1632964 >>1633012
>>1632906 >oregay >poortland oregay im sorry your bosses sent you to the gayest place on the west coast outside of san francisco
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 14:10:12 No. 1632974 >>1633011 >>1633012
absolutely avoid any public transport. idgaf how safe whatever part of the city youre in looks buses and trens are like big metal mosquitoes transporting nasty varuses everywhere you will see piss stained angry bums and they will try to start shit, especially if they sniff out youre a foreigner
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 17:26:08 No. 1632993 >>1632994
>>1632906 5 guys is solid fastfood tbh
i thought they all got shut down during memeflu tho
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 18:07:22 No. 1633001
>>1632994 its no joke tho
the small fry alone is enough to eat for a whole day. free peanuts is based and the burgers are solid af
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 18:12:33 No. 1633003 >>1633019
lol @ erryone acting like heem goin to da hood niggas on business trip in fucking oregon. lik bruh. worst hell see is a bunch of junkies if he goes to portland. oh the horror. im sure he has gypsies or whatever wherever tf heem from. theyre literally the exact same thing as for being american and getting shot™, its massively overblown. most of the ppl who get shot anywhere are drug dealers. the most likely scenario for any normal person ever to be shot is by the cops, so just dont go in lik ur playing GTA and ur fine
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 18:28:52 No. 1633006
AVOID NIGGERS AND NIGGER AREAS especially after dark if you see a thuggish nigger animal walking ahead, cross the street if you see a group of them, leave the area you know you're in the bad areas when the streets become littered with cigarallo wrappers, fast food, and used condoms also the corner stores have iron bars and flashing lights
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 18:36:02 No. 1633010 >>1633020
>>1632994 could always learn to cook yourself, its not hard.
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 18:36:36 No. 1633011
>>1632974 does public transport even exist?
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 18:36:49 No. 1633012
>>1632964 >>1632942 sorta this tbh
SR1 and whatever it turns into in oregon is one of the following:
>faggot SF or portland or
>rural roadtrip tourist trap 'quirky small town' hell i'm sure you'll have fun or whatever, but i fucking hate that fake shit
>>1632974 also this– portland is as third world, if not worse, regarding homeless
they WILL let them rob you, and there WONT be any repercussions
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 18:41:34 No. 1633015
also if some rando walks up to you on the street for a handshake/fistbump/hi-five just fucking RUN away my dad and his friend had that happen to him in a shady part of vegas and he managed to duck out of it real quick, then a brick slammed a stop sign a foot away from his head he's glad the mob go control of vegas to clean up street trash like them
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 19:05:43 No. 1633019 >>1633023
>>1633003 nigger you do realize you can be walking around an upper crust business district in portland and get assaulted right? ofc you dont because youve either never been there or the last time you were it was prolly before 2016. seattle is the same way, nice fancy looking areas absolutely polluted with insane bums and niggers gtfo of my face with that shit
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 19:06:27 No. 1633020
>>1633010 why would i want to eat myself
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 19:35:13 No. 1633023
>>1633019 spreh you can get got in every city in the entire world if youre walking around lik a clueless retard.
its not gonna fucking happen tho cuz dudes not gonna be taking a stroll down fucking skid row. heem gonna be hiking in the mts and enjoyin da earf
poortland is a shithole and its still babby ez mode compared to every single rustbelt shithole in the cunt. and even those are mostly overblown in how dangerous they are ime. detroit? not even that bad, its mostly just fucking empty. leaveland? its lik half yuppie now. buffalel? just stay west of main. etcetera
the only thing poortland has in abundance is dopefiends, and dopefiends are lik the most emaciated non-threatening drug addicts ever. just dont show em ur wallet. not hard. lik i said: theyre literally the same thing as gypsies, which hes prolly already familiar with
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 21:09:34 No. 1633040 >>1633049
dont listen to this moron hes trying to get you fucked up in a bad way
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 22:08:49 No. 1633049 >>1633053
>>1633040 im sure the guy knows better than to just go wandering aimlessly after dark, in a major US city hes never been to, and start consorting with random bums. i mean cmon.
its the same thing as literally any major city in the world. if you leave your ass hanging out, someones gonna try and fuck it. so just dont be retarded. let your racism guide you ie dont walk headlong into a wild pack of
urban youths ™
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 22:12:20 No. 1633050 >>1633053 >>1633055
yah yah im not reading that this argument is just:>dont use public shit and avoid bums and niggers >yah dude theres bums and niggers but just lik avoid em these guys r silly I HATE DISAGREEMENT THROUGH AGREEMENT FUCK YOOOOOUUUUUUU
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 22:26:55 No. 1633055 >>1633061 >>1633106
>>1633050 looking all scared and jumpy and like youre lost is hands-down the worst thing you can do in any rough area, in any cunt ive ever been to. it makes you the target. the lowest hanging fruit.
trying to scare the guy shitless isnt gonna help. just use common fucking sense and youll almost never end up in the situation in the first place
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 23:06:39 No. 1633060
>>1632906 im about to truk & pullr past pdx ill honk as a nice hello :)
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 23:08:51 No. 1633061 >>1633067
>>1633055 hes not gonna be jumpy and scared hes a spartman not a
fucking faggot but if hes yuropeen then he may not know just how fucked public transport is here lik even the worst shit in yurup is leagues better than the average burger city transportation system and especially some shithole like poortland's so its better to just not take buses or trens at all
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 23:10:51 No. 1633062
go tubing or rafting in i think the clakamas river its raly fun
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 23:24:52 No. 1633064
stay away from the college, that place is sketchy and theres nothing to do. go hang out on the columbia river or see if there's any shows. theres raly not much to do in that town if its the same as it used to be other than get high and drunk, so doing outdoors stuff is a much more enjoyable way to spend your time. take a short train (amtrak) ride to seattle if you got a weekend for a fun lil change of pace, you could go to that pike place market or maybe catch a Mariners basedball mlb american pastime game, the stadium is practically next door to the train station
▶ Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 23:51:13 No. 1633067
>>1633061 worse yet, he might think niggers are just poor misunderstood and oppressed
in which case i RALLY encourage him to enter da hood and be frendly with the niggers
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 00:49:00 No. 1633075 >>1633091
i was thankin i bet ya a lotta grils are actually secretly racis af, lik wayyyyy more than pol i mean lik at a fundamental lvl, but theyre just scared even more of saying it and being ostracized over it. lik you think about it and MOST of them literally never even consider dating one. and i know if i was a gril id hate nothing more than getting talked to lik some porno slut just cuz i was unlucky enough to have to momentarily exist near some smelly ass ape who came up and started smacking his lips at me. that "sup bby u wan sum fug??" game theyre always spitting at white grils is the trashest of the trash and idk if ive literally ever seen it work on anything but the loosest of whorbs thats why they all end up banging fat white chicks and/or sitting around bitching about how dem yt whorbs is so racis an shieet lik shiiiiieeeettt tl;dr most grils are actually racist af
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 02:43:28 No. 1633091 >>1633107
>>1633075 ya and dating site stats show that the White woman is the least likely of either sex of any race to miscegenate
thats why they gotta propagandize it so hard, cuz dem yt wimmen
iz rayciss n sheit
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 02:58:38 No. 1633094 >>1633101
>>1633093 >when does it get dark Just wait till you get to Portland, it will be real dark real quick.
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 03:03:53 No. 1633096
>>1633093 the further south you go the earlier the sun will set
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 03:04:24 No. 1633097
also "daylight saving time"
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 03:06:05 No. 1633099 >>1633101
>>1633093 remember to do da needful at all tiems
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 03:09:29 No. 1633100
go to a roller derby game
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 03:10:07 No. 1633101
>>1633094 >it will be real dark real quick. I hope you're not alluding to anything…
>>1633099 yup budy
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 03:10:52 No. 1633102
>>1633093 well if you just do basic shit like >we've warned you about you'll be fine just dont be stupid
>it's about 8PM here and still bright as day wtf, when does it get dark is that considered late? thats normal in the summer here even for places like tegas and sometimes the canada border states won't get dark until after like 9 you must be from somewhere on the equator or some shit
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 03:17:46 No. 1633106 >>1633114
>>1633055 Looking lost will. Looking lost and asking for help actually throws the thugs off-guard and then they feel bad about wanting to rob you.
Just don't have a mug-worthy face and be cordial. And avoid homeless/niggers.
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 03:19:14 No. 1633107
>>1633091 Maybe but you can't beat Indian cooking even if her pussy smells like garlic poo
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 03:21:54 No. 1633108 >>1633117
>i am the only one that remembers that daylight saving time is only in america
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 03:22:22 No. 1633109
>>1633093 This is the brightest part of the year, it don't get dark until /late/ this time of year. It gets darker faster the further south you go because there's less earth tilt towards the sun. Around here it's bright until about 8, 8:30 and I'm further south.
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 03:29:34 No. 1633113 >>1633120
>>1633093 kinda your fault for being that far west in the first place.
literally everyone here knows the whole west coast is a shithole.
protip: its not just commiefornia
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 03:31:14 No. 1633114 >>1633119
>>1633106 >Looking lost and asking for help actually throws the thugs off-guard and then they feel bad about wanting to rob you. wtf would the feelings of a nigger from 5 seconds ago have to do with the nigger currently robbing you????
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 03:32:16 No. 1633116 >>1633120
>>1633093 >literal 3rd world Asian shitholes yes, but did those places have NIGGERS?
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 03:34:50 No. 1633117 >>1633118
>>1633108 nuh uh i remembered that literally right before i scrolled past your post
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 03:37:43 No. 1633119 >>1633122 >>1633124 >>1633125 >>1633174
>>1633114 I'm saying when you ask a thug for help it puts them in a bind because they stop knowing whether to rob you or help you. The human element is a powerful anti-crime element.
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 03:38:12 No. 1633120 >>1633124 >>1633129
>>1633116 Luckily no.
>>1633113 Well damn. Maybe I should get a new job.
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 03:38:14 No. 1633121
>>1633118 i not only remembered i membered
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 03:39:20 No. 1633122
>>1633119 That's nuts, they'll probably pretend to help you and escort you to some hood to rob you more discretely.
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 03:40:28 No. 1633123 >>1633128
You might be surprised. Americans are pretty nice at the end of the day. even if a nigger shoots you, there's a chance that another nigger might help you.
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 03:40:40 No. 1633124 >>1633128
>>1633119 >approaching a black for any reason thats stupid and a good way to get robbed
>>1633120 are you one of the five or a visitor?
pls tell me ur librejp
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 03:44:51 No. 1633125 >>1633126
>>1633119 are you insane? tourists and other foreigners are prime mugging targets. thats not even specific to america even the safest countries on the planet have this issue its just easier to rob someone who isnt from the neighborhood because no ones gonna give a shit as long as you dont murder them and even then its a tossup
>The human element heh
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 03:46:21 No. 1633126
>>1633125 yea its fucking hilarious, anon is delusional
as if the nigger animal that robs, rapes, murders passed out people, elderly, and children will suddenly decide to spare u because actually they a gud boy
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 03:48:05 No. 1633128
>>1633123 I've met a bunchof Americans that came to my work place to visit. They were all nice and offered to show me around if I come to Portland, so I'll be banking on that. All were white people though.
>>1633124 Hmmm, I drop in and out of /sp/ so I'm more of a part timer. That being said, I have left my mark on /sp/ but chose to distance myself from it because I don't want to be an identityfag. Not from /librejp/ but 日本語勉強したからほとんどわかるよ。
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 03:51:08 No. 1633129
>>1633120 >Maybe I should get a new job nah dont let amerigay's issues ruin a good thing theres still plenty to like just dont be retarded. which hopefully you arent otherwise your bosses are wasting money sending you around the world
>They were all nice and offered to show me around if I come to Portland, so I'll be banking on that. All were white people though. oh youre prolly fine then just stick with them i thought you were being sent there with no real connections
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 03:53:29 No. 1633130
>>1632877 (OP) Don't relax around niggers and beaners, go to cities or towns that are 100% white.
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 03:53:36 No. 1633131
anyway if you're wondering why this thread has gone off the rails, the fatigue has been unreal ever since the saint floyd riots everyone here is suffering through a seeming malicious enforcement of laws basically, with how shitty things are the last thing id want is a spee frendly foreigner getting enriched by the local wildlife
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 04:03:35 No. 1633134
>>1633132 boy you havent seen fat until youve come to bama they yell
ROLL TIDE because the tide comes in every time the fatties roll into the water
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 04:09:11 No. 1633135
>>1633132 oh man you have no idea
go to a walmart budy
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 11:26:09 No. 1633173
>>1633152 least its not JFK
i had to do that at JFK. fuck that airport. id rather go outside and take my chances sleeping on the street in queens at that point
if you stomp your feet rly hard and whine they might give you a shitty motel
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 11:31:07 No. 1633174 >>1633254
>>1633119 now THIS guy is ACTUALLY tryna get u fucked up in a bad way
thats the dumbest fucking shit i ever heard
no dude. violent criminals are looking for the low hanging fruit. you purposefully act lik that, then x gon give it to ya
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 16:45:42 No. 1633203
>>1633152 Finally reached my hotel so I'll chill for the day. Maybe roam around a bit and eat some fast food.
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 17:51:50 No. 1633215 >>1633235
>5 guys Y’all making a nigga HONGRY
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 19:56:15 No. 1633235
>>1633215 stop being a whore
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 20:04:40 No. 1633239 >>1633302
Burgerville is the premium Oregon fast food burger Try it at least once i lik crik
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 20:07:53 No. 1633243 >>1633245 >>1633302 >>1633704
Also there is some of the most scenic outdoor things in this area Rent a car and visit Mt Hood and the Oregon Coast. Portland is a hellhole but everything outside the city is largely the opposite of what you will experience there.
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 20:22:13 No. 1633245
>>1633243 this is not wrong
▶ Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 21:20:53 No. 1633254
>>1633174 sirs you need to calm your tits
▶ Spartman 07/08/24 (Mon) 03:10:22 No. 1633302 >>1633340
>>1633239 I ate there. I liked it.
>>1633243 I only have 2 weekends, i guess that is doable. Btw i am in hillsboro. I went walking around all day. Almost nobody on sidewalk. Was pretty comfy, despite the sweltering heat. Mostly whites too, i think i saw more criket monkrs than chimps and even then the number was low.
Also went to a sports bar. MLB was on but I barely watch baseball so I didn't get much and no one was there to talk to so I ended up getting drunk alone, watching the other burgers interact in their natural environment. Imageboard terminology, I felt like a newfag so I ended uo lurking more than posting.
▶ Spartman 07/08/24 (Mon) 03:30:24 No. 1633304
you need to get in at least one irrational argument with another indian I suggest Intel campus
▶ Spartman 07/08/24 (Mon) 03:34:46 No. 1633306 >>1633307
portland has lots of strip clubs sir please do the needful
▶ Spartman 07/08/24 (Mon) 03:47:14 No. 1633307
>>1633306 oh i heard about that. I know people that come here and just hit the casinos and gentleman's club, as they put it.
▶ Spartman 07/08/24 (Mon) 11:34:33 No. 1633340 >>1633344 >>1633354
>>1633302 if u have an accent you can talk to just about anyone and they'll (most likely) be friendly, especially at a bar
tell them ur dirty foreigner and don't know where anything is and they'll gladly tell you the best spots in town
▶ Spartman 07/08/24 (Mon) 12:19:36 No. 1633344 >>1633354
>>1633340 this is true
if youre at a bar practically anywhere in flyover murrica, most ppl are stoked to see some random cunt whos from the far side of the world
▶ Spartman 07/08/24 (Mon) 13:45:04 No. 1633354 >>1633363
>>1633340 >>1633344 Alright, I'll do that the next time. It was like 4PM, no ome sat next to me, the few people there were in their own groups, the bartender looked busy and I was nervous so I ended up keeping to myself.
▶ Spartman 07/08/24 (Mon) 14:57:39 No. 1633363
>>1633354 it depends on the bar i guess. lik if its a super townie divebar thang then they might tell you to fuck off. but you can tell its that kinda bar the moment you walk in cuz all the bargoyles will be giving you death stares
despite its rep, most ppl in murrica are super friendly. at least outside of major cities
▶ Spartman 07/08/24 (Mon) 17:24:35 No. 1633378 >>1633380 >>1633459
sir this is boss do the needful and report to sportschan t. boss
▶ Spartman 07/08/24 (Mon) 17:37:48 No. 1633380
>>1633378 sir please provide the ticket number or i cannot help you
t. humble cognizant employee Rajesh Ramajan Uttampachandriyaraman doing the needful
▶ Spartman 07/09/24 (Tue) 04:20:11 No. 1633459 >>1633463 >>1633465 >>1633501 >>1633504 >>1633515
>>1633378 helo boss very very sorry for slow update
I work from Monday to Friday so there won't be much to say. After work I ate at chick-fil-a. Had a spicy chicken burger set with waffle fries and chick-fil-a sauce. It was good. Though before i made an order, the cashier asked for my name first and that threw me off. First time I had to give my name at a fast food joint, I don't even know why, my name wasn't even on the bill, what was the point? The cashier sounded southern. It think Southern accents are endearing so it was nice to hear it in person.
▶ Spartman 07/09/24 (Tue) 04:52:41 No. 1633463
>>1633459 >supporting literal religo-facist company MODS BAN
▶ Spartman 07/09/24 (Tue) 05:14:09 No. 1633465 >>1633505 >>1633590
>>1633459 based and chic fil a pilled
but the pres went pro nigger hard a few years ago and i still have a hard time giving em money after that
▶ Spartman 07/09/24 (Tue) 12:00:26 No. 1633501 >>1633590
>>1633459 you got the good combo, did you get a regular spicy or a deluxe spicy? deluxe is raly gud
also try one of their shakes next time, they might have the peach one cuz it's summer
▶ Spartman 07/09/24 (Tue) 12:17:19 No. 1633504 >>1633590
>>1633459 Good combo, I usually go with the spicy deluxe/spicy chicken just the sammich and eat two sammiches while skipping the fries/drank.
>I don't know why she asked my name If you had left the immediate vicinity or they got overly busy she would have called out your name when the food was ready.
▶ Spartman 07/09/24 (Tue) 12:17:49 No. 1633505 >>1633506
>>1633465 The pres didn't go pro-nigger he gave the company to his son who is anti-Christian (and also pro-nigger).
▶ Spartman 07/09/24 (Tue) 12:23:24 No. 1633506
>>1633505 >gave his company to his son so the new pres? i mean ya cathy old as hell hes probably ded by now. dont you remember the "shine a niggers shoes if your White" thing after the floydocaust?
▶ Spartman 07/09/24 (Tue) 14:03:02 No. 1633515 >>1633590
>>1633459 chik fil a's get retarded busy thats why they ask for a name instead of shouting order numbers. its just way easier because people more easily ignore numbers being yelled but if you scream their names they usually immediately stop whatever they're doing and look
▶ Spartman 07/09/24 (Tue) 16:31:13 No. 1633530 >>1633539
>>1633523 he is doing well
now he will go to the golden arches
▶ Spartman 07/09/24 (Tue) 18:10:10 No. 1633541 >>1633542
>>1633539 watch ur mouth budy
▶ Spartman 07/09/24 (Tue) 18:16:10 No. 1633542
>>1633541 go literally anywhere else
micks is literal bugfood
▶ Spartman 07/09/24 (Tue) 18:45:26 No. 1633546 >>1633590
>>1633093 >Seattle Why did you choose to go here?
▶ Spartman 07/09/24 (Tue) 23:12:28 No. 1633590 >>1633602 >>1633605 >>1633648
>>1633501 >>1633515 >>1633504 Huh I see. The drive thru was packed, I was worried that I wouldn't get my order quick but inside was fine and had no problem. I asked the cashier and even he suggested the double spicy burger but I went with a regular one, figured they'd taste similar.
>>1633465 Huh, didn't know that. I just heard that the food is good and went with this guy
>>1632912 >>1633546 Seattle airport is close to Portland airport. My boss chose it. Either Seattle or San Francisco airport, which is a 2hr flight to Portland.
▶ Spartman 07/10/24 (Wed) 00:30:29 No. 1633602 >>1633619
>>1633590 you dodged a bullet
bay area is such a shithole lol
▶ Spartman 07/10/24 (Wed) 00:43:25 No. 1633605 >>1633619 >>1633699
>>1633590 >Either Seattle or San Francisco airport lel good on your boss san francisco is prolly genuinely the worst city in the usa rn outside of maybe chicago. though i havent been to chicago in a few years maybe it improved slightly?
▶ Spartman 07/10/24 (Wed) 02:01:17 No. 1633619
>>1633602 >>1633605 TAKE IT BACK
getting your back window smashed in and stuff stolen in gridlock traffic is a cherished area past time you just dont understand
▶ Spartman 07/10/24 (Wed) 03:58:51 No. 1633638 >>1633780
I used to visit the Beaverton and Hillsboro area at least once a month for years. You are lucky to be there and not downtown portland. t. ravelbro
▶ Spartman 07/10/24 (Wed) 05:43:30 No. 1633648
>>1633590 >I just heard that the food is good it is that, i wont deny it. luv me sum chicfila
▶ Spartman 07/10/24 (Wed) 13:38:46 No. 1633699 >>1633705
>>1633605 for lik petty crime bay areas prolly worse
chicago is where you go to get shot
▶ Spartman 07/10/24 (Wed) 13:53:58 No. 1633704 >>1633780
thoughts on america so far biz-kun-bro?
second this
>>1633243 and other dude sayin travel up the 1 for a bit if you have time, about 3 hours one way tho. coast is purty and the forests getting there are cool
if you go west til big water (make sure and throw apples and car batteries, it's a tradition here) then leisurely stroll north you're gonna see cool shit
▶ Spartman 07/11/24 (Thu) 00:06:54 No. 1633780 >>1633782 >>1633783 >>1633823
>>1633638 Neat.
>>1633704 I grew up with a lot of American media so I guess I'm kind of a westaboo. I'm aware of a lot of slang and the culture which is why I fit in mostly well. People here are friendly and sure like to talk, be it a small chat with the cashier or waiter etc or even comments from random strangers make a friendly comment at me when I appeared lost or so. It's kinda nice and luckily I improved my social skills well enough to convince people that I am normal even though I'm a total autist on the inside.
I made plans this weekend with people I know here. One day will go to Mt. Hood and the other day will go to the coast, maybe even surf if the waves are good.
Sidenote: saw the tesla memetruck, sure looks weirder in person
▶ Spartman 07/11/24 (Thu) 00:20:36 No. 1633782 >>1633784 >>1633837
>>1633780 Also, I'm trying to ignore all the poz. There were gay flags around places I've been to and the TV has the regular cuckmericals but whatever. Also the news always show headlines about Biden's cognitive decline and demands for him to leave the race and I find that funny.
▶ Spartman 07/11/24 (Thu) 00:21:00 No. 1633783
>>1633780 >saw the tesla memetruck they look like a giant electric razor amirite?
▶ Spartman 07/11/24 (Thu) 01:06:35 No. 1633818
>>1633784 That’s freedom for you pal. Love it or leave it ok? Brandum ain’t my president. Dog bless
▶ Spartman 07/11/24 (Thu) 01:13:55 No. 1633823 >>1633825
>>1633780 that looks like something out of tron what the hell
would not truk and/or pullr with this piece of shit
▶ Spartman 07/11/24 (Thu) 01:14:44 No. 1633824
>>1633784 >The average quantity of food is yuge the fuckin truth, a lot of times if i eat out it might be 2 of my meals for the day
▶ Spartman 07/11/24 (Thu) 01:15:48 No. 1633825 >>1633828 >>1633835 >>1633932
>>1633823 love it or hate is a truk, they clean nigger
boomertruk/liberal faggot comments on internet is the most unholy alliance and its nauseating
▶ Spartman 07/11/24 (Thu) 01:16:59 No. 1633826
>>1633784 >i eat fewer times than normal gud a lot of american food is full of sugar even a lot of the stuff that doesnt taste that sweet. its tasty but god damn the portions are ludicrous, though if you do what youre doing you can prolly make a single "meal" last the whole day depending on where you got it from
▶ Spartman 07/11/24 (Thu) 01:18:43 No. 1633828 >>1633829
>>1633825 >boomertruk/liberal faggot comments on internet idk what youre talking about but if it aligns with whatever that is idc that thing is retarded looking
>they clean nigger oh yeah how fuckin far does it go and how long does it take to charge? fix those issues and maybe it wont be as gay
▶ Spartman 07/11/24 (Thu) 01:52:58 No. 1633835 >>1633838
>>1633825 >>1633829 >he bought into the yim cant even take em through a car wash without em getting totaled. teslas are gayer than CAFE truks and i bet you drive a nu shitbox that you have to justify lel
▶ Spartman 07/11/24 (Thu) 02:03:42 No. 1633837
>>1633782 everyones kind of an autist here, just a matter of whether or not they realize it
the state
officially funds agitprop via taxes since 2013 smith-mundt. big diff in poz from home?
hell yeah budy enjoy the coast. if you hit north astoria is cool as hell, cave from the goonies movie is kinda neat. if you end up north rockaway beach is my favorite. can take an old school train ride and the old oregon smokehouse has crazy gud food
▶ Spartman 07/11/24 (Thu) 02:04:17 No. 1633838 >>1633843
>>1633835 i drive a 94 caprice police package and im just not retarded.
cybrtruck is just a rally fast electric truck with stainless panels, moderately innovative electrical/controls system, and made in america levels of quality control
hyperbolic niggers like you claiming the sky is falling every quarter re: tesla are fucking retarded but wtver– keep pushing 1600% return higher
▶ Spartman 07/11/24 (Thu) 02:34:21 No. 1633843 >>1633844 >>1633858
>>1633838 lel who talmbout stocks, you ARKKbro?
tesla price gon keep pushing but their cars are dog turds
literally cant take them through a car wash but go on about stainless and innovative
only worthwhile innovation in consumer products for years is the third rack in dishwashers
▶ Spartman 07/11/24 (Thu) 02:39:58 No. 1633844 >>1633846 >>1633851
>>1633843 >third rack in dishwashers the what now?
u sayin ive been using two racks when i could have
TRES? ▶ Spartman 07/11/24 (Thu) 02:44:46 No. 1633846
>>1633844 Do you know why Mexicans sneak across the boarder in pairs?
the sign says no ‘’tres’’spassing ▶ Spartman 07/11/24 (Thu) 03:15:25 No. 1633851
>>1633844 had same reaction, good good always goes unannounced for sum reason
kitchenaid stainless is game changer and no smert app bs
▶ Spartman 07/11/24 (Thu) 03:22:10 No. 1633853 >>1633858
>>1633829 >its comments filled with emojis, snark, and 'thats not a REAAALL truck' from retards idgaf about any of that stop trying to lump me in with whatever social media hell you hang out in. and the tesla truk is also a shortbed anyway. can the thing even go off road or tow any noteworthy weight? if not then its not a fuckin truck its an ugly el camino. actually even el caminos could do some limited off roading
▶ Spartman 07/11/24 (Thu) 03:52:29 No. 1633858 >>1633895 >>1633924
>>1633843 lel fuck ARKK got out of that shit before it bellied up
>their cars are dog turds by what fucking metric?
what journoniggers and musk deranged fags say on the internet??
teslas aren't any worse build quality and reliability wise than any of the big 3 within VERY recent memory, and they're a hell of a lot safer
ffs GM EVs were just burning peoples fucking homes down
>>1633853 >can the thing even go off road or tow any noteworthy weight? can THAT abomination i posted even do that?
the point is trukfags are almost as obnoxious, gay, and retarded as HARLEY DAVIDSON niggers, or boomer firearm M14 afficianados
nobody gives a fuck, 99% of trucks on the roads don't meet your own metrics. the point is what fags like you complain about the cybertruck are applicable to the majority of large glamor trucks floating around– but at least the cybertruck actually has some interesting stuff in it
▶ Spartman 07/11/24 (Thu) 06:18:04 No. 1633876
>>1633867 >jogging clothes niggers steal shit and kill people naked? strange
▶ Spartman 07/11/24 (Thu) 07:55:16 No. 1633884 >>1633897 >>1634272
>>1633867 that is so dumb. people get memorialized because they did memorable things
▶ Spartman 07/11/24 (Thu) 10:16:14 No. 1633895
>>1633858 nigger you are going
way off about some shit i never even brought up i literally said it was ugly shit and now youre here crying about other truks that i dont like either and being a fag about it at me wtf is your problem? did you buy one of these ugly pieces of shit and get buyers remorse or something?
▶ Spartman 07/11/24 (Thu) 10:17:34 No. 1633897
>>1633884 uhm that needs to be challenged because i have a nigger fetish mmkay?
▶ Spartman 07/11/24 (Thu) 10:20:53 No. 1633898
cybertruk's ugly and thats the end of it queer your autistic hangups about other dumb assholes like you on twatter or wherever the hell you come from has nothing to do with me dont care about useless "innovative" shit in something that is as worthless as a jacked up suburb-mobile god damn you made me mad as fuck
▶ Spartman 07/11/24 (Thu) 11:57:14 No. 1633911
>>1633867 How long until a homeless dope fiend fucks it or jacks off on it?
▶ Spartman 07/11/24 (Thu) 12:25:31 No. 1633915
i calmed down continue faggoting at me im over it
▶ Spartman 07/11/24 (Thu) 13:57:59 No. 1633924 >>1634271
>>1633858 comparing em to recent big 3 is my point. then add in nu shit lik this and people are beta testing for spork holder uppers
explain your musk boner without mentioning the leftoids or fags in your head or imma ~~rawr~~ at you and get you wet in front of company
▶ Spartman 07/11/24 (Thu) 14:26:06 No. 1633932 >>1633934 >>1633935 >>1634273
>>1633784 To be fair depending on the place I can get away with like 1 meal and some snacks if I eat out and I've been a burger since birth. Home meals tend to be smaller. To also be fair, American food legitimately has less nutrition per cubic measurement of food because of how it's grown. At least with staples like corn and wheat (do NOT eat the conventional burger wheat).
>>1633825 >They clean You know how electricity is produced, right?
▶ Spartman 07/11/24 (Thu) 14:38:22 No. 1633934 >>1634047 >>1634274
>>1633932 i'm not a fat fuck by any means but i could probably eat two or 2.5 of those burritos he posted, i'll feel like a fat bastard afterwards cuz mexican is nothing but carbs and fat but i totally would. like chipotle-sized burritos, now those are real fukn good but i hate buying from big corps, there's a local taco place opening near my soon that i might check out
problem is all fast food places are nothing but carbs and fat, i wish there was a place that served protein as its main dish with like minimal carbs or fat on the side, but at that point it would just be a place of fried meat which you could easily do yourself
fug now i'm hungry
▶ Spartman 07/11/24 (Thu) 14:40:10 No. 1633935 >>1633945 >>1633973 >>1634047
>>1633932 i know about the corn but whats up with the wheat? i remember being able to eat wheat when i was a kid and be just fine but nowadays it legit feels like im eating poison
▶ Spartman 07/11/24 (Thu) 16:05:28 No. 1633945 >>1633973 >>1634047
>>1633935 its the monsanto pesticides and genetically modified trash getting into the food supply
▶ Spartman 07/11/24 (Thu) 21:43:27 No. 1633986 >>1634024 >>1634049
been all ogre alleged shithole countries in eastern yurop nothing but whites and zero crime america is a nigger infested shithole country
▶ Spartman 07/11/24 (Thu) 21:50:50 No. 1633988
>>1633784 yeah okay Sally hand over your purse
▶ Spartman 07/12/24 (Fri) 01:14:24 No. 1634024 >>1634049
>>1633986 pretty accurate
most of eastern europe is more religious than the so called "bible belt" US too.
▶ Spartman 07/12/24 (Fri) 03:01:43 No. 1634047 >>1634109
>>1633935 >but whats up with the wheat? The short and sweet (and inaccurate) answer is
>>1633945 The more nuance answer is
>>1633973 History Lesson: You know how they taught you about how the industrial UK added chalk and shit to their bread? Well, the chalk actually wasn't a big issue. The bread tasted like shit if you added too much and the chalk actually aided digestion and mixed with the alum that the bakers were adding to chemically leaven the bread, so it worked out. It was the copper sulfate pesticides that the farmers were spreading on their crops back then that was causing problems because the miller was lazy and didn't wash the wheat like he was supposed to.
Skip history: Fast forward to today and you have a similar issue in America that Great Britain had. The glyphosates are (mostly) harmless when you use them as an insecticide because wheat has to go through a washing process as part of its drying process to make the kernels more edible. As a child this is what they did with the glyphosate pesticides and it wasn't a big deal because the trace amounts may cause some people to have an upset stomach but it was a small amount.
The issue is that since about 2008-2012 roughly, after washing the wheat, these triple bakas respray the wheat with
more fucking glyphosates (as a desiccant to dry it faster) which reintroduces
all of the problems that they just washed away. This was compounded with the fact that a lot of processing facilities got bought out around 2012-2016 by companies who don't fucking wash the wheat they buy for use in flours and processed goods because they get green credits for not "wasting water." End result is that you can tolerate the poison as a kid (sort of) but become sensitive to it as an adult.
Solution: Buy organic wheat or buy wheat from Europe (except Ukraine who does the same shit with pesticides which is why activists are so asshurt about Ukrainian wheat entering the European market). Eat more of other grains.
Extra blackpill: Of course this is all additionally compounded by chemical fertilizers. Nitrogen fertilizers are the reason we can have a world population of greater than 3 billion, however it also results in food that is like 40% less nutritious because the fertilizer causes hypergrowth in the cellulose building blocks. GMOs
could solve this actual global malnutrition problem (it's not a hunger problem, it's a malnutrition problem, that's why poor people the world over are getting FAT), but instead they are using the GMO technology to make crops more Glyphosate resistant so they can spray more of it to deal with the insects which are also becoming glyphosate resistant (return of locusts by 2050 if this isn't solved), but the genes that increase glyphosate resistance also increase cellulose production further making the food even less fucking nutritious. Europe gets away with the fact that they are a colder climate, which is why they panic the most about global warming since global warming unlocks more resources (a warmer climate is good for mankind, only net positives until about 2080 at our current rate), but also brings the pests (that require pesticides to prevent famine) over to those countries putting them in the same boat as everyone else.
tl;dr- We're living through the plot of The Outer Worlds where Monsanto & Oil Companies are both the only thing holding society together via food production, and also slowly killing us by ruining the food we eat to keep up with global demand.
>>1633934 Unrelated but related, I've not had time to cook lately and the factor keto meals are exactly what you're looking for. They come out to like $4-$8 per meal depending on how many you buy. Tastes good (much better than TV dinners), it's like 60/30/10 protein/fat/carbs, and if you eat a banana or drink milk with them it's enough carbs to stay outta ketosis.
▶ Spartman 07/12/24 (Fri) 03:08:56 No. 1634049 >>1634067 >>1634078
>>1633986 >>1634024 ive only ever been to the czech republic but despite a lot of it being rundown and a lot of the transport there looking like it was made before the 80s it was a p nice trip. only time i ever felt uneasy was when i was crossing through the red light district in prague and that was only because there were suspicious straight out of africa niggers trying to lure me into various clubs.
no i wasnt going there to to fuck a prostitute i was going to hooters. yah theres a fuckin hooters in prague i happened to spot it on google maps while i was there and i thought maybe it was some kinda knockoff but no its an actual hooters
▶ Spartman 07/12/24 (Fri) 04:03:07 No. 1634067 >>1634162
>>1634049 >go to Prague >eat at hooters Son, I am disappoint.
▶ Spartman 07/12/24 (Fri) 05:40:53 No. 1634078
>>1634049 you'll get that in most capitol cities, the smaller ones not so much
▶ Spartman 07/12/24 (Fri) 11:39:28 No. 1634109 >>1634119
>>1634047 i do the leangains diet which is not quite keto (you still eat enough carbs mostly in the form of a small amount of fruit or vegetables to keep your intestines happy) but more focused on intermittent fasting, there's an 8 hour window each day where you can eat whatever you want (ideally 60% protein but that's really hard to do, I can usually get about 50% though) and then nothing for the other 16 hours. it would probably be working better for me if i could actually stay to it but after about 3-4 days into it all i can think about is
BREAD and i eat a hugeass burrito or something covered in cheese and throw everything off. been doing good for about a week though so maybe this time it will work.
▶ Spartman 07/12/24 (Fri) 11:40:17 No. 1634110 >>1634112 >>1634117 >>1634270
>>1634071 fug i need to make dumpllings sometime
but i'd prolly fuck it up
▶ Spartman 07/12/24 (Fri) 11:47:40 No. 1634112
>>1634110 With that attitude you will.
▶ Spartman 07/12/24 (Fri) 12:08:13 No. 1634116 >>1634278
>>1634071 Man, I miss being able to eat out. Overnight shifts suck. Everything is closed when I get off in the morning.
▶ Spartman 07/12/24 (Fri) 12:11:05 No. 1634117
>>1634110 >Put spoonful of food inside wrappers you can buy in the refrigerated Asian section of the supermarket (usually next to the tofu) if too lazy to make your own dough >Fry/boil/steam until cooked through It's hard to fuck them up unless you undercook them or forget them on the stovetop, especially if you steam them. Use a fork to crease them and a small potato scooper/ice cream scooper if you suck at knowing when there's too much filling.
▶ Spartman 07/12/24 (Fri) 12:13:18 No. 1634119
>>1634109 There is nothing wrong with bread if you work hard enough to justify it. I know it's expensive but you can get bread that consists of wheat gluten/wheat starch so that it's low-carb still. Mission makes a good carb-balance tortilla too for wraps and quesadillas that uses gluten/starch combo instead of flour.
▶ Spartman 07/12/24 (Fri) 14:58:19 No. 1634162 >>1634249
>>1634067 i went to that ice bar too and took a shot from that ice sculpture lady they had set up there. like its an ice sculpture of a lady snd shes like holding an ice funnel and you set your head in her lap and the bartender poors a shot into the funnel and you drink it like that. had to wear one of those extreme cold weather marshmallow jackets and gloves too bc i guess people get stuck to the walls or something since they keep it way below freezing in there. it was p neat i wanna go again to check out the castle. there was also a market there that sold a whole bunch of weird novelty shit, but i only had time to go check out the torture museum since i was only there for like 2/3 of a day
▶ Spartman 07/13/24 (Sat) 00:17:15 No. 1634249 >>1634251 >>1634253
>>1634162 place looks crazy
i wanna go
▶ Spartman 07/13/24 (Sat) 00:30:03 No. 1634251
>>1634249 put on your hottest miniskirt baby girl and ill take you there
▶ Spartman 07/13/24 (Sat) 00:35:19 No. 1634253
>>1634249 it was p fun. iirc they have a time limit to avoid hypothermia, though i may just be drunk remembering that. regardless shits
cold as fuck , i was in prague in february and it was freezing fuckin cold outside, but coming out of that bar the outside weather felt like late spring
pic related is the ice lady and that jar shes holding is hollowed out. if youre not laying your head in the right spot when the bartender pours the drink it'll just hit you in the eyes one of my friends had that happen lel
▶ Spartman 07/13/24 (Sat) 02:05:42 No. 1634270
>>1634110 its not hard, but it is somewhat tedious
▶ Spartman 07/13/24 (Sat) 02:06:55 No. 1634271 >>1634293
>>1633924 >explain your musk boner i dont, the cars just objectively aren't that bad and the anti-hype is a psyop
▶ Spartman 07/13/24 (Sat) 02:07:46 No. 1634272 >>1634284
>>1633884 lel, i was actually down at pier 13 today for work and saw that stupid monkey statue, with a couple niggers takin pics with it
▶ Spartman 07/13/24 (Sat) 02:08:58 No. 1634273
>>1633932 <they clean >You know how electricity is produced, right? i don't mean the gay clean, as in the environment
i mean in person they look sharp and crisp
▶ Spartman 07/13/24 (Sat) 02:12:40 No. 1634274
>>1633934 i can only eat like that if ive been physically workin hard like a motherfucker
i remember when i was doin the whole naval commando thang i went to subway on the weekend and ordered the works, footlong sub with extra meat, chips, cookies, choco milk
then when i finished i got up and ordered it again. can only imagine the cashier thought i was a fat fuck
▶ Spartman 07/13/24 (Sat) 02:17:00 No. 1634278
>>1634116 i miss night shift
used to love being awake when the rest of the world was asleep
you could walk around without seeing a soul. used to enjoy imagining everyone else in the world had disappeared
▶ Spartman 07/13/24 (Sat) 02:39:49 No. 1634284 >>1634285
>>1634272 >he lives in SF the horror
▶ Spartman 07/13/24 (Sat) 02:45:26 No. 1634285
>>1634284 sorry phrased poorly.
>business trip to SF this afternoon i woudn't live in that shithole
▶ Spartman 07/13/24 (Sat) 03:22:13 No. 1634293 >>1634302
>>1634271 no one was "anti-hyping" shit fag someone said the cybertruck was ugly and you had some topknot having cuck tier meltdown over it
▶ Spartman 07/13/24 (Sat) 03:56:01 No. 1634302
>>1634293 can't gaslight me nigger
you engaged in hyperbolic boomerisms:
>'u can't even get them wet!! 😂😂😂😂 Toy Car Breaks in the car wash !! then try to strawman me as a regretful buyer
im just a bystander, i dont plan to own any EV until the price drops to something not insane and that supports backfeeding natively
luckily, since i can see that they're actually doing something well and not engaging in hysterics, i've made a nice chunk of change off the company
▶ Spartman 07/13/24 (Sat) 04:33:11 No. 1634308 >>1634309 >>1634339
could you autists stop arguing about memetruk and ask op about his vacation
▶ Spartman 07/13/24 (Sat) 04:39:30 No. 1634309
>>1634308 when is he visiting fagfrancisco?
▶ Spartman 07/13/24 (Sat) 09:56:50 No. 1634339
>>1634308 im done responding to him hes either very confused about who hes responding to or hes just being a fucking faggot because he got btdo on twatter and wants to take it out on >us
▶ Spartman 07/13/24 (Sat) 10:34:36 No. 1634343
sorry for derailing i didnt expect someone to explode into histrionics about liberal emoji boomers because i said an ugly trul was ugly
▶ Spartman 07/13/24 (Sat) 10:38:04 No. 1634344 >>1634348
ill anti-hype musk the cars look lik a fucking gay nerd hallucination of what a sportscar is supposed to look like. seeing yuppies step out of their teslas gives me that same energy as when i see those rly rly sooper dooper srs amateur cyclists who ride in the middle of the road with their overly expensive cyclist spandex shit in flourescent yellow and a giant gay helmet. it makes me wanna spit, then go brush my teeth and the truks are obv retard shit from ppl who dont understand how fuckmassive north america actually is imagine food shortages, not cuz monsanto is poisoning teh cows or whatever, or cuz bill gates wants you to eat the bugs for fetish purposes, but because trukr forgot to charge his batteries up to 100% before getting on the thruway miss me w that gay shit cuh
▶ Spartman 07/13/24 (Sat) 11:05:08 No. 1634348 >>1634351
>>1634344 shut the fuck up and ask op about >his vacation
▶ Spartman 07/13/24 (Sat) 11:36:11 No. 1634351
>>1634348 well hes getting the full american experience©®
▶ Spartman 07/13/24 (Sat) 12:10:14 No. 1634356
twitterfags really are mentally ill
▶ Spartman 07/13/24 (Sat) 16:46:59 No. 1634406 >>1634424
OP HOW IS AMERIGA TREATING U???
▶ Spartman 07/13/24 (Sat) 18:10:29 No. 1634424 >>1634459
>>1634406 Pretty good. I went out for drinks with co-workers last night and it was fun. I feel like my speech is adapting to American English with vocabulary, intonation and accent etc, I'm enjoying it.
Will be going out soon. Post again at night.
▶ Spartman 07/13/24 (Sat) 22:20:37 No. 1634459
>>1634424 looking forward to it anything beats gay electric slapfighting
▶ Spartman 07/14/24 (Sun) 04:38:22 No. 1634717 >>1634719 >>1634721 >>1634729 >>1634743 >>1634822
Today was the most eventful day. Had a change of plans, couldn't go to the coast but did a bunch of other stuff. Went trap shooting with a shotgun, ate at a classic American diner and then floating at a river. The trap shooting place was the only one that available at the moment and while it was daunting to use a shotgun, it wasn't that bad. The guy in charge there was really nice, gave an in depth explanation about everything so once I got to shoot the gun, I didn't hurt myself. My aim and form was terrible so I only shot 3/25 traps but it was really fun just to shoot a shotgun. All the pics I took has me in them so I won't post it but it looked a bit like the pic here I searched up. After that I wanted to eat at a diner so we did that. Had the classic eggs, bacon and pancakes and a root beer float, was delicious. Instead of seeing the coast, we went floating in a river in a place called Dabney. Was really comfy, the outdoors were beautiful. Later we played a game called TROUT with a can of sparkling water. I lost and ended up shotgunning the can, which was another fun experience. Also saw a bald eagle while floating, so I had a real American day. On the way back to my hotel we found out Trump almost getting shot and wondering if it was real or a staged incident. I know better than to talk politics with Americans but my friend was cool with that, scratched off that off the list too. News of Richard Simmons dying also broke, celebrity death news was another thing. All in all a really interesting day. Tomorrow will be heading to Mt. Hood and the nearby area, will post again tomorrow.
▶ Spartman 07/14/24 (Sun) 04:46:31 No. 1634719
>>1634717 nice. shooting birdshot for the trap shooting so recoil should be reduced from other loads with more mass
river stuff is cumfy and relaxing
fyi re shooting: looks legit, but theres basically a media lid on providing any real details. usually that means its damaging for them or their interests, but who knows.
▶ Spartman 07/14/24 (Sun) 05:00:07 No. 1634731
>>1634721 we have gun/knife shows every other week here lul
you'll find that's pretty common in any red state or anywhere that's not a hueg city
i know that guns and knives are scary to europeons but around here they're just a part of everyday life
▶ Spartman 07/14/24 (Sun) 09:09:03 No. 1634773 >>1634823 >>1634882
>>1634721 some 1950's themed diners have random old ads in them if you are into that sort of thing.
the really good ones will even have a cute girl on roller skates deliver the food right to your car. unfortunately the skating part is pretty rare nowadays since it is a bit of a lost art here. i think sonic does it at some of their places but their food is typical fast food goyslop, its better to go to a small family owned diner instead.
▶ Spartman 07/14/24 (Sun) 14:32:59 No. 1634822
>>1634717 sounds like a gud burger day im glas youre enjoying yourself
▶ Spartman 07/14/24 (Sun) 14:38:09 No. 1634823
>>1634773 sanic hires lardassed girls too bc they're not allowed to discriminate or whatever so its not like youre guaranteed to be seeing some qt on roller skates over a hamplanet lumbering around on diabetic stumps
▶ Spartman 07/14/24 (Sun) 15:53:40 No. 1634834
>>1634743 thats a solid slice of burger culture. gud shit, looks comfy.
hope mt hood's treating you well travelbro
▶ Spartman 07/14/24 (Sun) 16:08:15 No. 1634840 >>1634886
are you the original indiabro posting about how CR trans were causing terror years ago?
▶ Spartman 07/14/24 (Sun) 17:36:16 No. 1634882
>>1634773 sonic sux
they don't have any one menu item that's good so they compensate by just offering a mediocre assortment of everything
their ice cream and shakes are good though
▶ Spartman 07/14/24 (Sun) 18:27:23 No. 1634902 >>1635099
>>1634886 there are only 5 of us and everyone knows everything
that was me in japan last month and will be back in november pick me up at airport t.ravelbro ▶ Spartman 07/14/24 (Sun) 19:00:45 No. 1634927 >>1634931 >>1634936 >>1635099
>>1634886 all of us knew tbh, what other foreigner would it be?
latin america bro hasn't been seen, and if you were toothpaste it would be a non-stop stream of elitism about how uncivilized the US is and in depth analysis of gay pottery
▶ Spartman 07/14/24 (Sun) 19:04:01 No. 1634931
>>1634927 I miss niggeragua, lithuania, and estoniabro
▶ Spartman 07/14/24 (Sun) 19:09:53 No. 1634936
>>1634927 dont forget sticking his nose in the air about how much he hates /sp/ and justifies coming crawling back with "i-im just here to l-look i dont miss u baka"
▶ Spartman 07/15/24 (Mon) 01:24:57 No. 1635062 >>1635076 >>1635099 >>1635152
>>1634886 holy shit why the fuck do they want so much for such shitty midrange desktop computers? for the price they are asking for (a bit over $1K USD) you can easily get an i7/ryzen 7 system here. you would think since they live much closer to the source (china and taiwan) it'd be considerably cheaper.
▶ Spartman 07/15/24 (Mon) 02:01:39 No. 1635076 >>1635099
>>1635062 nips prolly have some ridiculous tax laws for importing that kind of shit from other cunts. getting exports from them is retarded expensive too last i checked
▶ Spartman 07/15/24 (Mon) 04:15:40 No. 1635099 >>1635145 >>1635178
>>1634902 >>1634927 Well darn.
I don't live near Tokyo so you're on your own budy >>1635062 Was thinking about buying a desktop a while ago but ended up not buying one. This was one of the better deals believe it or not. Also pretty much this
>>1635076 Anyway, update for today. Went to Multnomah Falls, Mt. Hood and a winery, as well as driving along the Colombia River Gorge. Spent most of the day in the car honestly.
Was at Multnomah falls only for a bit. Was crowded and needed a reservation to enter. Just took a pic and left to go to Mt. Hood.
Mt. Hood was neat, trekked up for a short while, took some pics amd went back. Was cool to see snow in the middle of summer.
Follwing that, visited a winery nearby, had some red wine which was good.
Not as eventful as yesterday but was great to be out in nature. I noticed that city side, the demographic is very diverse but going outdoors this weekend I noticed a large majority of white people, and few from other races. All the white people love to go out don't they? Well after visiting these places now I understand why.
▶ Spartman 07/15/24 (Mon) 11:34:37 No. 1635145
>>1635099 cuz niggers don't drink wine, all they care about is weed and colt 45
▶ Spartman 07/15/24 (Mon) 12:32:55 No. 1635152 >>1635153
>>1635062 Nips have a lot of retarded Jew-tier profit schemes. For instance with most games produced outside of Japan, they have to buy the game (typically at full price plus taxes which is like $80-$90 for AAA titles), and then they have to pay an additional $20-$60 for the Japanese language pack if they want to play the game with Japanese text. It's one of the reasons indie games took off so hard over there.
▶ Spartman 07/15/24 (Mon) 12:44:01 No. 1635153
>>1635152 lol i forgot about the language packs, that's so fuckn turbojew i love it
▶ Spartman 07/15/24 (Mon) 13:31:06 No. 1635161 >>1635440
>>1635101 this movie is very offensive to kcbros
▶ Spartman 07/15/24 (Mon) 15:58:55 No. 1635178
>>1635099 nice pics budy
>most of the day in the car murica's fuckin yuge, gotta invest a lot of time to see different good stuff
▶ Spartman 07/15/24 (Mon) 17:13:21 No. 1635188 >>1635368
how many other poos have you seen so far? last time i was in the pnw there were indians everywhere
▶ Spartman 07/16/24 (Tue) 02:06:51 No. 1635368
>>1635188 There are several of them here. I see them often enough that it doesn't surprise me.
▶ Spartman 07/16/24 (Tue) 03:19:30 No. 1635437 >>1635474
>>1634886 how's the CR tren?
▶ Spartman 07/16/24 (Tue) 03:20:30 No. 1635440
>>1635161 it's okay, us kcgoats get the censored version
▶ Spartman 07/16/24 (Tue) 04:49:20 No. 1635480 >>1635483
any insight as to why getting pancaked by trains seems to be a national pastime?
▶ Spartman 07/16/24 (Tue) 20:18:50 No. 1635590
>>1635517 cr is such a lil rascal
▶ Spartman 07/16/24 (Tue) 20:57:59 No. 1635594
>How do I stay alive a you cant, people getting shot all the time there
▶ ⠀ 07/17/24 (Wed) 02:12:18 No. 1635658 >>1635684 >>1635726
go to cia head quarters
▶ Spartman 07/17/24 (Wed) 02:45:38 No. 1635673 >>1635675
travelbro you get another weekend on vacation or you headed back after clocking out friday
▶ Spartman 07/17/24 (Wed) 02:47:17 No. 1635675 >>1635683 >>1635684 >>1635827
>>1635673 I've got another weekend. I leave next wednesday. Though i currently don't have plans, need to make some.
▶ Spartman 07/17/24 (Wed) 03:06:35 No. 1635683 >>1635827 >>1635839 >>1636211
>>1635675 have you done the reddit axe throw? or gone to a county fair? demolition derby? cow tippin? GHOST town searchin? Monster truck show?
▶ Thomas GHOSTs 07/17/24 (Wed) 03:07:22 No. 1635684 >>1635726
>>1635675 actually just do this
>>1635658 ▶ Spartman 07/17/24 (Wed) 10:20:44 No. 1635726 >>1635743
>>1635684 >>1635658 dudes on the west coast not in fuckin virginia
▶ Spartman 07/17/24 (Wed) 12:03:55 No. 1635743
>>1635726 getting fucked in the ass in the back of a gay bar it is then
▶ Spartman 07/17/24 (Wed) 17:50:56 No. 1635800
helo budys
▶ Spartman 07/17/24 (Wed) 20:14:12 No. 1635827 >>1636211
>>1635675 spro
>>1635683 nailed it, there a truk n pullr or rodeo? anywhere with solo cups of beer and cowboy hats is a fun time
▶ Spartman 07/17/24 (Wed) 21:06:31 No. 1635839
>>1635683 axe throwin fun
the one i went to also served alcohol so you can imagine how much fun that was
▶ Spartman 07/18/24 (Thu) 04:59:43 No. 1635931 >>1636211
have you sampled some of Oregon's Finest meth whores yet?
▶ Spartman 07/18/24 (Thu) 19:09:32 No. 1636019 >>1636211
>>1635483 >sometimes people seem to get stuck on them do you guys have the newer trens? or is it just cobbled together junk from lik 100yrs ago? the new ones can be p quiet. can def sneak up on ya if theyre goin fast around a corner
▶ Spartman 07/19/24 (Fri) 04:36:57 No. 1636211
VIDEO >>1632912 I finally ate at Five Guys. Had a hamburger and small size fries. Pretty good but damn it was filling.
>>1635683 >>1635827 Sounds nice but don't think they have much of that and even if they do, it's a bit difficult to commute there by myself. They had the injun axe throwin thing at the bar I went last week. Looked fun but didn't get a chance to try it.
>>1635931 No, getting STDs isn't on my list.
>>1636019 No, still the old shit. We barely have AC trains, that's as high tech as it gets and they run between 70-90kph. Kinda rare to see them.
▶ Spartman 07/19/24 (Fri) 17:55:39 No. 1636390
helo sir please fix the crowdstrike and do the needful
▶ Spartman 07/19/24 (Fri) 19:42:25 No. 1636412
SAR PLS STOP REDEEMING THE FIVE GUYS BURGER AND RETURN TO YOUR DESK
▶ Spartman 07/20/24 (Sat) 00:00:21 No. 1636454
of hapy last friday in burgertown travelbro
▶ Spartman 07/21/24 (Sun) 03:08:29 No. 1636697 >>1636731
So, all in all what did you think of ol murika?
▶ Spartman 07/21/24 (Sun) 04:49:24 No. 1636731 >>1636741 >>1636760 >>1636815
Last night I went to Portland to meet an old acquaintance. Went to a rose garden which was nice. There were a lot of bees around some plants and there were black/green colored, never seen such bees before so that was cool. Later ate a mexican food truck, had trés molé enchillada which was good. Then took a walk around the place. It started to get late and dark and I was worried about that but it wasn't bad at all. It was a rather peaceful neighbourhood, didn't seem unsafe, it was a nice night. Later we even had ice cream. The people I was with seemed like internet people, one guy used to browse 4chan and I revealed some of my power level. They were impressed by my knowledge of Brendan Fraser/JUST memes and baneposting.
Today I didn't do much, just visited a co-worker's place.
>>1636697 2 weeks in and I guess it mostly lines up with my expectations. Strangers suddenly starting up conversations with me throw me off a bit but I can sorta manage. Sometimes it is fun, sometimes I'm just socially tired so I don't say much, no real problem. Still not used to how far things are and the lack of public transport. Food here can be good depending on the places. Haven't been to the city that much, kinda wish I would but at the same time I don't? Guess I need to know more to get a better opinion. Overall America is very different from all the Asian countries I've visited/lived in. I think I could get used to living here long term but it would take a while. I'd probably end up being a homebug though.
▶ Spartman 07/21/24 (Sun) 05:50:20 No. 1636741 >>1636781 >>1636791
>>1636731 the only other place ive ever been with the same type of random conversation with strangers is australia
▶ Spartman 07/21/24 (Sun) 07:34:03 No. 1636760
>>1636731 >be a home bum If you just fly to Mexico you could cross the boarder and get all kinds of free shit to start your home bumming off right!
>tres mole enchiladas Wtf kind of Mexicans they got up there I never heard of this kind of thing and I live p close to dab order
t. hustonbro
▶ Spartman 07/21/24 (Sun) 11:20:26 No. 1636781
>>1636741 austrailians are just british rednecks
▶ Spartman 07/21/24 (Sun) 12:00:15 No. 1636791 >>1636809
>>1636741 straya is based
only other place on the planet where erryones isnt a total autist. and theyre also all fuckin crazy its p sick.
its basically just murrica but with more aggressive flora and fauna and a weird accent
▶ Spartman 07/21/24 (Sun) 14:48:09 No. 1636809 >>1636812
>>1636791 everything ive heard about it in recent years just makes it sound like a uk tier nanny state just with more land and kangaroos
▶ Spartman 07/21/24 (Sun) 15:14:41 No. 1636812 >>1636818
>>1636809 yah sure theyre govts just as fucked as anywhere
i just mean the attitude
▶ Spartman 07/21/24 (Sun) 15:27:47 No. 1636816 >>1636819 >>1636849 >>1636891
>>1636815 its super gross
i remember even back when me and all my irl frens all knew and browsed 4chins together even then wed never utter an maymay irl
▶ Spartman 07/21/24 (Sun) 15:37:35 No. 1636818
>>1636812 oh i gotcha. i do wanna visit one day regardless, are they still psycho about the jab? im not gonna get the wu flu shot just to go get chased by spiders and koalas
▶ Spartman 07/21/24 (Sun) 15:39:46 No. 1636819
>>1636815 >>1636816 at least they werent talking about reddit yims
▶ Spartman 07/21/24 (Sun) 17:43:31 No. 1636849
>>1636816 the only time i ever bring up a 4ch anything is with the brother of a very close friend of mine
my friend and i talk primarily about geopolitics and the collapse of the american empire
his brother is aware of those things but is mostly content with gayming and posting on /a/ and stuff
▶ Spartman 07/21/24 (Sun) 18:44:25 No. 1636891 >>1636894
>>1636815 Sorry budy, it was the first time I did it, I hope to never do so again.
>>1636816 I feel the same. They were the one who brought up clopping and furried so I let my guard down. Also made me realize how hard bronyism fell. Used to be most cancerous thing back then but now it is basically nonexistent.
Side note, ate Lanzhou noodles yesterday at a chinese place, was breddy gud. Also visited the library, surrised to see a lot of comics both western and weeb ones and even video games were there.
▶ Spartman 07/21/24 (Sun) 18:46:08 No. 1636894
>>1636891 theres nothing wrong with wanting to fuck rainbow dash
personally, twilight sparkle is my favorite of the mane 6
▶ Spartman 07/21/24 (Sun) 19:08:38 No. 1636921
>>1636897 yah at least you got a way out tho. >were all just stuck on the boat
▶ Spartman 07/21/24 (Sun) 19:08:50 No. 1636922
and the waters on fire
▶ Spartman 07/21/24 (Sun) 20:47:02 No. 1636977
>>1636963 diabetes r guud for u
▶ Spartman 07/21/24 (Sun) 21:30:34 No. 1636983 >>1636995
>>1636963 do you play golf? the best thing to do in the us is play golf
▶ Spartman 07/21/24 (Sun) 21:40:43 No. 1636990
>>1636963 black coffee and pastry is high tier patrician taste
▶ Spartman 07/21/24 (Sun) 21:52:01 No. 1636994
>>1636963 Heem got da betus
GOOGLE GOBBLE GOOGLE GOBBLE HES ONE OF US ▶ Spartman 07/21/24 (Sun) 21:58:49 No. 1636995 >>1637009
>>1636983 no,
shooting niggers and illegal spics is the best thing to do
▶ Spartman 07/21/24 (Sun) 22:31:57 No. 1637009
>>1636995 that's
still illegal
▶ Spartman 07/22/24 (Mon) 17:45:04 No. 1637217
saar pls dont redeem the burger
▶ Spartman 07/24/24 (Wed) 06:44:31 No. 1637670 >>1637747
>>1637662 did you get diabeetus yet?
▶ Spartman 07/24/24 (Wed) 16:58:15 No. 1637747
>>1637670 >get da beetus Not eating noodles he’s not.
▶ Spartman 07/24/24 (Wed) 17:02:10 No. 1637748 >>1637767
/sp/ortsgpt pls make asummary of this thred kthx
▶ Spartman 07/24/24 (Wed) 18:57:46 No. 1637767 >>1637770 >>1637797 >>1638433
>>1637748 Pajeet fly from nipland to da best cunt on earf gets murrika’d
da beetus seez it’s p gud Jim i lik burgr flys back to nippon
Fin
kthxbai ▶ Spartman 07/24/24 (Wed) 19:05:50 No. 1637770
>>1637767 and he didn't even play a round of golf smh
▶ Spartman 07/24/24 (Wed) 21:54:19 No. 1637797
>>1637767 ok now in english
▶ Spartman 07/24/24 (Wed) 23:05:39 No. 1637811
>>1637809 yall come back now ya hear?
▶ Spartman 07/25/24 (Thu) 00:41:33 No. 1637832
bye hope your flights back are easygoing. hopefully the cunt isnt on fire and a complete totalitarian shithole whenever you decide to visit again
▶ Spartman 07/25/24 (Thu) 02:27:08 No. 1637856 >>1637857
>>1637809 come to oklahoma next time
▶ Spartman 07/25/24 (Thu) 06:32:30 No. 1637904
>>1637857 felonball is a dumpster fire anyway
▶ Spartman 07/27/24 (Sat) 20:52:03 No. 1638432
mr ben chod mr benjamin chod please pick up the paging phone you have a message
▶ Spartman 07/27/24 (Sat) 20:55:35 No. 1638433 >>1638439 >>1638624
>>1637767 It's been about 65 years since America been numer on
One of the worst countries in the world now when it comes to alleged first world environments.
Japan is superior in every possible way in 2024 they even know how to finish the job when it comes to assassinations
▶ Spartman 07/27/24 (Sat) 21:26:25 No. 1638439 >>1638467
>>1638433 only downside with japan is the lack of firearms
the lack of niggers ALMOST makes up for it, tho.
▶ Spartman 07/27/24 (Sat) 23:18:46 No. 1638467 >>1638498 >>1638501
>>1638439 just make your own
you dont need funs when there are no niggers ever ▶ Spartman 07/28/24 (Sun) 02:00:51 No. 1638498 >>1638539
>>1638467 i do make my own but it would be even harder there. no way to get experience with smaller easier things to get familiar, hard to just jump straight into the deep end
▶ Spartman 07/28/24 (Sun) 02:11:42 No. 1638501 >>1638502 >>1638519
>>1638467 or befriend the yakuza, they seem to have no problems with getting guns
▶ Spartman 07/28/24 (Sun) 02:14:41 No. 1638502
>>1638501 they're notoriously bad at using them tho
▶ Spartman 07/28/24 (Sun) 02:15:11 No. 1638503
>>1637809 You'll need to do the needful to a midwestern meth whorb next tiem
▶ Spartman 07/28/24 (Sun) 03:23:42 No. 1638519 >>1638574
>>1638501 don't they usually just get old soviet/ccp surplus shit like tokarevs?
▶ Spartman 07/28/24 (Sun) 05:43:19 No. 1638539 >>1638592
>>1638498 my friend Abe thought that too
▶ Spartman 07/28/24 (Sun) 13:03:20 No. 1638574 >>1638585 >>1638593
>>1638519 in a country where most people don't have guns, it don't really matter so long as it functions.
even then, decades of the cold war + wars in satan's sandbox have taught the west that there's nothing inherently wrong with soviet designs, all guns can kill or incapacitate just the same.
even really old (1800's) weapons are plenty effective in the right hands, as humans didn't magically develop an immunity to bullets that i am aware of.
▶ Spartman 07/28/24 (Sun) 14:40:36 No. 1638585
>>1638574 i wasn't really talking shit about the soviet stuff there. i just remembered i've seen mostly soviet stuff when yakuza and firearms are brought up. makes sense tho russia and china
are right there.
one thing i wonder about is if they actually get a significant number of micro uzis irl like i see in my japanese annie mays or if that's purely fiction
▶ Spartman 07/28/24 (Sun) 15:19:38 No. 1638592 >>1638612
>>1638539 i wasn't aware that john wilkes booth made his own gun
▶ Spartman 07/28/24 (Sun) 15:20:59 No. 1638593
>>1638574 >7-5-3 i'm perosnally a fan of wendlers 5-3-1, but admittedly i do a OHP routine that uses sets of 7 5 and 3 in a single workout and it got my press past 1PL with the most basic of programming
▶ Spartman 07/28/24 (Sun) 16:19:59 No. 1638612 >>1638689
>>1638592 nippy chinky Abe not that nigger loving faggot
▶ Spartman 07/28/24 (Sun) 17:30:58 No. 1638624
>>1638433 except most of their population is over 60 and they're below replacement rate, second only to souf korea. their professional culture is also terrible, you're a salaryman until you die and your only respite is getting slammed every night singing your lungs out to karaoke then passing out under a bridge somewhere, then wake up and go to work the next day, repeat until death.
▶ Spartman 07/28/24 (Sun) 23:15:30 No. 1638689
>>1638612 obviously its called a joke, anon.
▶ Spartman 07/28/24 (Sun) 23:17:56 No. 1638691 >>1638744 >>1638750
>>1638668 unfortunately it appears that globohomo has finally come for japan advocating for bringing in the lowest echelon of third worlders into japan
shits gonna suck for our crik frend since he seems civilized and is decently bilingual, probably tri-lingual with nip.
but ya, if that happens his 1.4 billion benchod cousins are about to destroy whatever reputation he's managed to build over there tbh
▶ Spartman 07/29/24 (Mon) 03:43:26 No. 1638744 >>1638750 >>1638753 >>1638758 >>1638844
>>1638691 It's not that big but Japan have been interested in importing indians for a while now. Back when Abe was alive he had good relations with Modi. Japan helps build bullet trains in india while india will send workers, mainly programmers off to Japan typically for short term I think. Universities are a common way for people to get in but it isn't as much as western countries mostly due to language/cultural barriers, mainly weebs are interested and most people leave after graduating or working a few years because of such barriers.All in all, Indians are still much fewer than other nationalities so things should still be fine for now
but you never know i guess I'm not like the average crikmonkr so I get along pretty well here. Most nips like me, sometimes I befriend them and they give me free snacks, they're very kind. But they kinda fetishize indians a lot. The first things they tell me is "do you eat curry everyday?" and "wow Indians are very smart, so good at math and programming". Honestly weirds me out but I guess having a postive opinion like that isn't bad per se.
▶ Spartman 07/29/24 (Mon) 04:04:38 No. 1638750
>>1638691 >>1638744 it's also ridiculously hard to become a permanent resident in japan, it's not like the usa or western yurup where being brown with a sob story is all you need, you need actual viable skills and to actively fill in an empty position where you will quickly be introduced to the great nippon work ethic of wake up, work, drink, sleep, repeat for several decades
▶ Spartman 07/29/24 (Mon) 04:12:35 No. 1638753 >>1638759
>>1638744 lotta hues, huh?
▶ Spartman 07/29/24 (Mon) 04:53:20 No. 1638758 >>1638765
>>1638744 some of the stuff im reading is advocating like, 20 million foreign workers by the mid 21st century, which with population decline in japan would mean like 15% of the population. and its specifically aimed at 'blue collar' positions
when i was in bahrain like half the population is foreign workers, most of the laborers are of some sort of indian background and are basically treated like slaves, plus defacto segregation to limit contact with the locals
my interactions with those guys was pretty negative, and i dont imagine they would do well in japan, or do well for japan. just seems like a major course for conflict
▶ Spartman 07/29/24 (Mon) 04:55:07 No. 1638759
>>1638753 brazil and japan had some weird shit going on during the meiji period iirc i guess they've kept up relations ever since
▶ Spartman 07/29/24 (Mon) 05:25:08 No. 1638765 >>1638842
>>1638758 Most of the blue collar foreign workers japan imports are low skilled people from south east asia, who fill in due to domestic labor shortages and that number is sure to rise. According to the article:
>Based on population projections, conversation has already been shifting to a future where foreign residents will make up more than 10% of people in the country 50 years from now — similar to the current levels of the U.S., U.K. or France. There are many stories of these workers basically being used as slaves (similar thing happens in south korea). Japan is still slow on these kinda things but eventually things will catch up.
https://www.japantimes.co.jp/commentary/2023/08/06/japan/japan-immigration/ ▶ Spartman 07/29/24 (Mon) 14:34:36 No. 1638842
>>1638765 they imported a bunch of feminists too apparently, from what i've seen in the weebshit community.
▶ Spartman 07/29/24 (Mon) 14:36:48 No. 1638844 >>1638928
>>1638744 but do you eat curry every day and do good math and programming?
▶ Spartman 09/08/24 (Sun) 07:25:09 No. 1647668
>>1647666 don't get the monkey pox! and play some golf this time ffs
▶ Spartman 09/08/24 (Sun) 11:09:21 No. 1647687
>>1647666 hey satan go get unreasonably drunk and watch funball next saturday. that is the american experience.
▶ Spartman 09/08/24 (Sun) 12:26:41 No. 1647695
>>1647666 don't forget to blow a tranny and kill some niggers
its the american way
▶ Spartman 09/08/24 (Sun) 21:57:41 No. 1647813
>>1647666 gud digits gud post
▶ Spartman 09/08/24 (Sun) 22:31:15 No. 1647818
>>1647666 I will be in san francisco there to beat you up and laugh at you ha ha ha that is you
t. 1992 cricket world champions PAKISTAN
▶ Spartman 09/08/24 (Sun) 22:52:49 No. 1647821
>>1647666 go innawoods and/or drive up the coast this time
vary pretty
▶ Spartman 09/09/24 (Mon) 03:10:39 No. 1647870
>>1647867 .>we americans typically run around in the middle of the street with our arms outstretched while making airplane whooshing noises
▶ Spartman 09/10/24 (Tue) 00:56:58 No. 1648032
>>1647867 Throw some fire crackers around in the streets shouting unintelligibly.
▶ Spartman 09/12/24 (Thu) 02:17:21 No. 1648652 >>1648665
>>1648646 build two towers out of shot glasses and take a video of you throwing an ashtray at them
▶ Spartman 09/12/24 (Thu) 02:27:51 No. 1648656
you probably look like a 9/11 hijacker so just go with that
▶ Spartman 09/12/24 (Thu) 02:59:09 No. 1648666 >>1648667
>>1648665 wtf shampoo can't melt steel beams
where the fuck are the coordinated demolition charges
where the fuck are the dancing jews
▶ Spartman 09/12/24 (Thu) 03:00:39 No. 1648668 >>1648669 >>1648671
>>1648665 theres a single spit frame between 1 and 2 seconds where you can actually make out his ID card when his wallet is cracked open
▶ Spartman 09/12/24 (Thu) 03:04:01 No. 1648669 >>1648670
>>1648668 lol no it's a business card but not my id card and you can't see anything worthwhile on it, good try budy
godamnn i should be more careful ▶ Spartman 09/12/24 (Thu) 03:06:25 No. 1648670
>>1648669 lol i was trying to see if you'd try and take the vid down
called my bluff, i guess
▶ Spartman 09/12/24 (Thu) 03:08:59 No. 1648672 >>1648674
>>1648671 woah wtf is this real
▶ Spartman 09/12/24 (Thu) 03:16:19 No. 1648673
>>1648665 you fucked up all the curry in india will now be liberated
▶ Spartman 09/12/24 (Thu) 03:18:57 No. 1648675 >>1648676
>>1648674 The real dildar was a paki
▶ Spartman 09/12/24 (Thu) 03:21:48 No. 1648676
>>1648675 this is a durgasoft board, sirs.
▶ Spartman 09/12/24 (Thu) 03:43:33 No. 1648680
>>1648665 >no ashtray youre at an
AMERICAN hotel they have ashtrays somewhere you aren’t looking hard enough youve failed your cunt sodoku
NOW ▶ Spartman 09/12/24 (Thu) 13:08:16 No. 1648690
>>1648679 this happens a lot in the j*wish community
because the rabie gives it to the give when they do the baby penis sucking ritual
▶ Spartman 09/12/24 (Thu) 21:12:38 No. 1648721
>>1647867 look up rodeos for the weekend yet?
▶ Spartman 09/15/24 (Sun) 23:02:34 No. 1649097
>>1649095 he looks like good boy
pet him
▶ Spartman 09/15/24 (Sun) 23:06:29 No. 1649099
>>1649095 all i see is some wily coon
▶ Spartman 09/15/24 (Sun) 23:23:33 No. 1649118
>>1649095 that coon is RABID
ABUSE HIM.
NOW ▶ Spartman 09/15/24 (Sun) 23:24:24 No. 1649120 >>1649143
>>1649095 dude wtf how are you here BOTH times someone tries to assasinate dRumpf
CIA?
▶ Spartman 09/15/24 (Sun) 23:25:32 No. 1649123 >>1649143
>trump shot at when indiabro first visited >trump shot at again during indiabro's second visit lel polidicks aside are you enjoying your trip more this time around?
▶ Spartman 09/15/24 (Sun) 23:58:32 No. 1649143 >>1649147 >>1649150 >>1649153
>>1649120 >>1649123 Yes I am here on a mission to btfo dup.
I swear it, weird shit happens where ever I go. Weather is cooler than the last time I was here so it is pleasant. Been busy with work so haven't been hanging on much. Next week I made some plans to go to the Pacific coast and go hiking so I'm looking forward to that.
▶ Spartman 09/16/24 (Mon) 00:05:48 No. 1649147
>>1649143 >go hiking real pretty out there. hope you enjoy it
▶ Spartman 09/16/24 (Mon) 00:15:32 No. 1649150 >>1649152
>>1649143 >spoiler tell weird stories budy. you conjure a chaos tulpa or what?
sweet, PNW hiking is prob the best hiking in the cunt
▶ Spartman 09/16/24 (Mon) 00:39:57 No. 1649152 >>1649155
>>1649150 Normally nothing big, and it's typically interesting coincidences to me personally.
Well the first month I arrived in Japan, Typhoon Hagibis hit the Tokyo and it was the biggest typhoon to ever hit Japan. Then 3 months after that the Covid-19 pandemic began
can't really count that though .
I think the weirdest thing was the first week I moved to my first job in Japan. I went to a fast food joint in the next town and the person I sat next to suddenly spoke to me in English, saying that he's a local politician that used to be the mayor of the town and invited me to see city hall. A few years later on he invited me to a get together where the former prefectural governor attended so I met him too.
A few years ago I climbed Mt. Fuji but it was raining the whole time so it was a terrible climb. But luckily, because of the rain, when I reached the summit, it was full of snow, was beautiful. I was told that normally people don't get to see snow on the peak of Mt. Fuji so I was pretty lucky, it even made the news. Also I met a group of hikers at the summit, got friendly with then and descended together, made friends with them which was neat.
Oh just to be clear, the pacific coast and hiking trips are separate, not sure where I will hike yet.
▶ Spartman 09/16/24 (Mon) 01:10:38 No. 1649153
>>1649143 >subhas chandra bose based
▶ Spartman 09/16/24 (Mon) 01:37:33 No. 1649155 >>1649158
>>1649152 a lot of indians speak some level of english right? the nip politician probably noticed you because "brown indian guy in japan" stands out and he probably figured you were more fluent in english than japanese. it's p cool though especially since you wound up meeting a fuckin governor because of it. makes me wonder how many random encounters like that happen on the daily
▶ Spartman 09/16/24 (Mon) 03:15:28 No. 1649158 >>1649160
>>1649155 Yeah basically that. He spoke to me, introduced himself to me, gave me his business card and said to contact him whenever. In Japan most people keep to themselves so I was surprised he even started to talk to me. Really incredible. Thought stuff like that only happens on TV or something.
Though being an Indian in Japan especially in a small town, I stand out a lot and sometimes people talk to me, typically store people at a restaurant or old men in hot springs. Since I also speak Japanese, the older generation seem more inerested to talk to me, I guess in their time foreigners speaking Japanese was rarer that's why. Younger people don't seem to care that much.
▶ Spartman 09/16/24 (Mon) 03:38:06 No. 1649160 >>1649165
>>1649158 i wish the local mayor went to talk with me when i was in japan
;_; ▶ Spartman 09/16/24 (Mon) 04:09:23 No. 1649165 >>1649169 >>1649180
>>1649160 My white American co-worker who's big and /fit/ told me that the first day he came to Japan, some nip guy on the street came up to him and said "Wow! You American! BIG COCK!". I guess white people have that kind of experience.
▶ Spartman 09/16/24 (Mon) 04:21:29 No. 1649169 >>1649173
>>1649165 ah i wish i had that experience
i really wanted to interact with the locals but i wasn't going to impose myself on them. if they had interacted with me at all i would have been very frendly
▶ Spartman 09/16/24 (Mon) 04:36:58 No. 1649172
please do sum obnoxious perverted indian stuff while you are in oregon mak rapr on some stupid leftist feminist whorb
▶ Spartman 09/16/24 (Mon) 04:37:03 No. 1649173
>>1649169 As a tourist yeah it's tough, especially if you can't speak japanese. When I was in Tokyo I rarely had these experiences but it's a lot better in smaller towns.
▶ Spartman 09/16/24 (Mon) 11:30:00 No. 1649180
>>1649165 all I got were American Boomers who got mad at me when I talked to them in Japanese when it came to Tokyo
now Sendai area, their government is suuuuuuper anti-gaijin compared to 90% of Japan because of the whole WWII firebombings, but the people there love talking to froeigners
▶ Spartman 09/18/24 (Wed) 01:08:14 No. 1649411
>>1649402 do a
school shootaroo ▶ Spartman 09/18/24 (Wed) 02:10:24 No. 1649418
>>1649402 red ryder truk rental
▶ Spartman 09/18/24 (Wed) 06:32:17 No. 1649447 >>1649496
>>1649306 >freedom >japan HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
also
>clearance >working for glowniggers HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
▶ Spartman 09/18/24 (Wed) 14:52:39 No. 1649495
>>1649442 Soju is so good. Tastes a lot better than schochu. Just gotta avoid mixing it up with that other corn liquor they make that tastes like satan's asshole
▶ Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 23:25:12 No. 1650314 >>1650320
>>1650312 holy shit that looks like a nice place. was there a trail leading to those railroad tracks or did you just wander off and happen to find those? it looks like pretty thick vegetation there
▶ Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 23:46:58 No. 1650317 >>1650320
>>1650312 Tillamook makes pretty good cheese and ice cream
▶ Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 23:58:20 No. 1650320 >>1650323 >>1650339 >>1666753
>>1650314 There was a trail that led to the tracks. Took a detour and walked on the tracks for a while but it was a dead end. It was a nice 3.5 mile trail that looped back. Weather was cool, air was good, felt really nice.
>>1650317 Yeah I heard. Wanted to check it out but another time I guess.
▶ Spartman 09/22/24 (Sun) 00:07:05 No. 1650323 >>1650339
>>1650320 at least nobody ripped em up and paved it for once.
seems very common here to rip up old tracks and make nature trails for cripples instead of leaving american railroading history alone.
▶ Spartman 09/22/24 (Sun) 01:38:27 No. 1650339 >>1650365
>>1650320 did it simply dead end into the woods? or was there like a caved in tunnel or something? the weather on most of the west coast is great
>>1650323 they simply may have not gotten around to it yet, it's a state park and they don't typically have the level of funding that the national ones do. at least the ones in my state sure as fuck don't
▶ Spartman 09/22/24 (Sun) 01:40:24 No. 1650341
oh wait it's actually a state forest so they probably won't be putting asphalt down or really messing with it at all outside of maintaining dirt trails
▶ Spartman 09/22/24 (Sun) 03:48:55 No. 1650365
>>1650339 Dead end to the woods. Nothing much after it so I went back to the original trail.
▶ Spartman 09/23/24 (Mon) 00:41:54 No. 1650750 >>1650803
>>1650749 put your peepee on that jelly fosh and see what happens
▶ Spartman 09/23/24 (Mon) 02:02:39 No. 1650769 >>1650803
>>1650749 hell ya that place is gorgeous. hit any restaurants? hows the water levels looking?
▶ Spartman 09/23/24 (Mon) 02:49:20 No. 1650787
>>1650749 famous place from the goonies movie
the house is in Astoria
▶ Spartman 09/23/24 (Mon) 03:31:44 No. 1650803 >>1650808
>>1650769 High tide, pretty strong waves. I ate fish and chips at a Pub, was delicious.
>>1650750 Shook it a bit with my foot. Was very jiggly and slimy.
▶ Spartman 09/23/24 (Mon) 04:05:01 No. 1650808 >>1651315
>>1650803 find the most endangered one then grind it into a powder and sell it to some chinese people as an erectile dysfunction cure
▶ Spartman 09/23/24 (Mon) 06:10:57 No. 1650821
>>1650749 what gta 5 mod is this?
▶ Spartman 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:01:43 No. 1651254
>>1651253 nice pic. safe flying budy
▶ Spartman 09/25/24 (Wed) 18:22:39 No. 1651279
>>1651253 safe travels budy. let >us know if you come back before november and >we'll take bets on if trump gets another assassination attempt
▶ Spartman 09/25/24 (Wed) 23:30:22 No. 1651315
>>1650808 no what you want is the clams
i used to know a guy who did that in the PNW. theres a specific type thats exclusively around there and theyre p shit for eating, but the chinese unironically use em as boner pills so they pay out the ass for these otherwise kinda useless clams
hed just walk up and down the beach and blast the clams out of their holes with compressed air or some shit lik that i cant remember.
sounds retarded and shitty, but less so than the chinese
▶ Spartman 12/03/24 (Tue) 14:08:26 No. 1666723 >>1666844
>>1666720 wher in ameriga
come visit me
▶ Spartman 12/03/24 (Tue) 14:43:24 No. 1666726 >>1666844
>>1666720 man, that's a bad way to go. and if you're unlucky you survive as a cripple
▶ Spartman 12/03/24 (Tue) 18:22:01 No. 1666753 >>1666755 >>1666770 >>1666790 >>1666844
>>1650320 >>1650312 Oregon is a pretty state. It's a shame what (((they))) did to it. I've been out there a number of times. Hunting, fishing, hiking, visiting family. They have deserts, rainforests, coastline, mountains, valleys, and plains.
The tillamook cheese factory is nice, but the relatively recent expansion made it overly crowded and expensive where it used to be quaint. Theres also a place near the factory that makes beef jerky thats worth stopping by.
The coastline is really cool, especially if you'd like to see the thickest fog you've ever seen in your life. pictures cannot grasp just how thick it gets, especially at night. It makes driving above 5mph dangerous because you literally cant see more than a few feet beyond the hood of your car. I was driving to a house and looking for the entrance to their driveway from the road on my left, but literally cant see anything out of the driver side window. had to start going into the other lane just so I could get close enough to see the mailbox. eventually pulled into the driveway and could only see random lights before actually seeing the house. Walking around in it is surreal too. feels like a dream. but its also spooky.
▶ Spartman 12/03/24 (Tue) 18:34:19 No. 1666755 >>1666770 >>1666780
>>1666753 my old apartment was in a neighborhood that would get really foggy, felt like something out of silent hill, rly cool and spooky
don't hit any burrs
▶ Spartman 12/03/24 (Tue) 20:24:39 No. 1666770 >>1666780 >>1666788
>>1666753 the appalachians get like that sometimes too, absolutely love it. i might try to go visit oregon this next year, other than portland is there any turbofagged places i should avoid?
>>1666755 that's the best time to go walk around
>webm burrs confirmed for the owl
▶ Spartman 12/03/24 (Tue) 21:06:18 No. 1666780
>>1666755 sweet bouncing bears
>>1666770 >any turbofagged places i should avoid? Eugene is turbofagged. Springfield is like a crack town.
Really just avoid larger cities. There are a few cities that aren't bad like Lake Oswego, Medford, Ashland, Beaverton, Bend, Tualatin, Klamath Falls, Happy Valley. The majority of cities are liberal and gay, but atleast most of these are champagne liberals. Also tons of mexicans and crazy people. The cities I mentioned are nice, but not really touristy though so there's not much to do.
There are places like Sisters and Oakridge that are nice and have places to hunt and camp nearby. Sisters has alot of ski places. Florence can be nice if you want to see the coast, but its alittle touristy. Dont expect a beach experience. It's windy and the water is freezing and the sand is rocky.
▶ Spartman 12/03/24 (Tue) 21:57:52 No. 1666788
>>1666770 i liked around here. wheeler, rockaway and manzanita are kinda touristy so theres shit to do but not super packed. p huwite and more yellows than brown at least
tillamook tren is vary comfy. just a slow ride along da coast
rockaway does a cool fireworks show around the 4th, and has weiner dog races and a kite thang if yeem into that
▶ Spartman 12/03/24 (Tue) 22:03:25 No. 1666790 >>1666844
>>1666753 my fav is the thick fog and standing next to a large body of calm water
it looks like youre just staring into this endless grey void
▶ Spartman 12/04/24 (Wed) 05:55:33 No. 1666844
>>1666723 Oregon state. I'll visit you if yu lik criket.
>>1666726 I may have seen the corpse. Out the window of the train cart there was a gurney with a human body like shape on top of it covered in white sheets.
>>1666753 scawy fog
I was recommeded to visit Tillamook for the cheese and jerky. I'll try to see if I can visit there this time.
>>1666790 I once went to an onsen in Beppu and they had a 'steam onsen' in which the room was engulfed in fog. So much fog that even if I stretched out my hand, I wouldn't be able to see it. Felt ethereal.
▶ Spartman 12/16/24 (Mon) 00:59:05 No. 1668724
>>1668716 o ya ur a real fkn mossback now huh budy
▶ Spartman 12/17/24 (Tue) 04:33:04 No. 1668979 >>1668980
>>1668716 now all you have to do is be baptized in a Christian church to be a TRUE PATROITIC AMERICAN
▶ Spartman 12/17/24 (Tue) 18:35:29 No. 1669063
>>1668977 i need a spinning sonnerad edit of this with like skyrim music remixed and bass enhanced
▶ Spartman 12/18/24 (Wed) 02:31:29 No. 1669112 >>1669115 >>1669123
why do crikmonkrs like coconuts so much?
▶ Spartman 12/18/24 (Wed) 02:35:09 No. 1669115
>>1669112 why not? it's brat
▶ Spartman 12/20/24 (Fri) 18:20:52 No. 1669494 >>1669535
im in bangalore jan 10 to 18 what should i do budy?
▶ Spartman 12/20/24 (Fri) 18:49:42 No. 1669499
>>1669492 gud steak
there's a local steakhouse near me that makes the best steak i've ever had in my life, but it's like $100 per serving and $200 for the tomahawk
▶ Spartman 12/20/24 (Fri) 19:55:48 No. 1669505
>>1669492 u blody basterd cow is sacred u basterd guy vishnu is very upset with u
▶ Spartman 12/20/24 (Fri) 22:43:26 No. 1669535
>>1669494 I've never been there so I don't know, ask leddit.
Good luck going anywhere with the traffic
▶ Spartman 02/02/25 (Sun) 21:46:38 No. 1678533 >>1678547
>>1678532 ur here a lot budy
▶ Spartman 02/02/25 (Sun) 22:03:10 No. 1678536 >>1678547
>>1678532 planning on bringing the family to seattle for christmas, do you have any pointers travelbro?
▶ Spartman 02/02/25 (Sun) 23:04:11 No. 1678542 >>1678547
>>1678532 it'll probably be fine, the states that get a lot of snow usually actually prepare for that
it's when it snows hard in like alabama where things get retarded
▶ Spartman 02/02/25 (Sun) 23:35:25 No. 1678547 >>1678554
Stopped snowing
>>1678533 Company keeps sending me here
>>1678536 I've only been in the airport in transit so I don't have any tips. It is a fairly big airport so it may take a while to get to your gate, that's all I can say. Nothing rather noteworthy about the airport.
>>1678542 I heard from my co-workers that portland is terribly unprepared for any kind of snow. Apparently a year ago it snowed a bit and brought the city to a halt, people just left their cars on the highway and walked home. Hope it won't be that bad.
▶ Spartman 02/03/25 (Mon) 00:28:50 No. 1678554 >>1678591 >>1678596 >>1678622
>>1678547 >I heard from my co-workers that portland is terribly unprepared for any kind of snow. Apparently a year ago it snowed a bit and brought the city to a halt, people just left their cars on the highway and walked home. Hope it won't be that bad. shit yeah i guess portland
is one of the most retarded commie cities on the west coast. p wild to be that unprepared for snow when youre in a place that gets blizzards and shit tho, even chicongo manages to at least somewhat keep the city form shutting down and they get some retardedly cold weather
▶ Spartman 02/03/25 (Mon) 05:28:13 No. 1678591 >>1678596 >>1678636
>>1678554 Well luckily it wasn't bad here and I had no issues.
The superb owl is next week and I can finally experience it live in America. I don't know a thing about american football so it should be fun.
▶ Spartman 02/03/25 (Mon) 06:21:40 No. 1678596 >>1678624
>>1678554 >wild to be that unprepared for snow i dont think it snows there much of ever
>>1678591 >should be fun gud attitude
sry that it wont be ▶ Spartman 02/03/25 (Mon) 11:12:03 No. 1678622 >>1678624
>>1678554 they almost never get snow
theyre right up on the ocean which keeps them warmer in the winter and cooler in the summer
it just rains there constantly. thats their trademark
▶ Spartman 02/03/25 (Mon) 11:23:09 No. 1678624 >>1678628 >>1678681
>>1678622 >>1678596 well shit i was thinking it was like seattle or nyc where it's not uncommon for it to get blanketed
▶ Spartman 02/03/25 (Mon) 11:35:53 No. 1678628 >>1678635
>>1678624 It is very uncommon for Seattle too
▶ Spartman 02/03/25 (Mon) 12:09:37 No. 1678635 >>1678649
>>1678628 wat every time i'be been to seattle to visit my sister during the winter its snowed
▶ Spartman 02/03/25 (Mon) 12:15:02 No. 1678636
>>1678591 if it were any team besides gayc and the iggles maybe, but most people with functioning brain cells
and livers are tired of seeing them and their retarded fanbases
getting blasted in your hotel room and doing something more productive during the halftime show would probably be the best way to enjoy it
▶ Spartman 02/03/25 (Mon) 13:00:12 No. 1678649 >>1678664
>>1678635 Seattle averages like 4 inches of snow for the entire year. It's fucking nothing. NYC averages 30
▶ Spartman 02/03/25 (Mon) 14:26:46 No. 1678664
>>1678649 well i must be super unlucky then because there's always snow and ice there when i go
▶ Spartman 02/03/25 (Mon) 15:12:59 No. 1678681
>>1678624 NYC is in a way diff weather pattern
east coast, and downwind (sometimes) of the great lakes. so its like having an oscillating fan, but instead of a fan, its the biggest snowgun in the world
▶ Spartman 02/04/25 (Tue) 23:53:42 No. 1679013
>>1679007 head to indian consulate immediately
dup is coming for u
▶ Spartman 02/06/25 (Thu) 05:05:55 No. 1679248
>>1679007 Those 18,000 hindus need to be here LEGALLY!
▶ Spartman 02/10/25 (Mon) 06:02:07 No. 1680564
>>1680561 the gay nigger shit is now illegal
▶ Spartman 02/14/25 (Fri) 03:33:17 No. 1681222 >>1681373
>portlanders tuck tail and cry harder than southerners when snow comes around ehl eee ehl
▶ Spartman 02/14/25 (Fri) 22:52:25 No. 1681373
>>1681222 ikr you can see the grass through the snow wew
▶ Spartman 02/17/25 (Mon) 17:29:13 No. 1681898 >>1681970
>>1681897 We went there last year in May, and it was gud. We got to the lodge and walked along the slope for a bit. Yu from Oregon budy?
▶ Spartman 02/17/25 (Mon) 17:47:37 No. 1681903 >>1681970
>>1681897 vary nic budy yu ofs trik bordin?
▶ Spartman 02/18/25 (Tue) 00:02:34 No. 1681970 >>1681975
>>1681898 No i'm on a trip.
>>1681903 triky
▶ Spartman 02/18/25 (Tue) 00:45:07 No. 1681975
>>1681970 such a great game, I still play it sometimes
▶ Spartman 02/21/25 (Fri) 11:20:22 No. 1682641 >>1682671
>>1682635 looked like you had a lotta fun this trip tho glad you enjoyed yourself
▶ Spartman 02/21/25 (Fri) 12:14:06 No. 1682645 >>1682671
>>1682635 gud blt
what was restaurant
▶ Spartman 02/21/25 (Fri) 15:37:16 No. 1682671
>>1682645 Dunno, some pub in the airport
>>1682641 yup budy, until next time
▶ Spartman 04/19/25 (Sat) 21:43:56 No. 1694282
>>1682635 >a dispenser for tampons and preg tests i sure hope you emptied them all onto the floor
▶ Spartman 04/19/25 (Sat) 21:44:19 No. 1694283 >>1694417
>>1694276 i personally am not a fan of vegas. hope you enjoy it, tho
▶ Spartman 04/19/25 (Sat) 22:24:52 No. 1694313 >>1694417
>>1694276 rent a room at the mandalay, one with a raly nice view of the sweaty man drama
also take advantage of the nonexistent funz laws
those are two separate suggestions that are not to be considered together
▶ Spartman 04/20/25 (Sun) 07:29:50 No. 1694417 >>1694427
>>1694283 >>1694313 Night 1 ended and it was fun. Not really sure what to do so I walked around the Vegas strip afterwards, it sure is a sensory overload, but not quite my scene. >Mandalay
Isn't that the one with the shootero all those years ago? Anyway I'm in the Luxor hotel, not Mandalay. Paid the room fees via points I collected from all my business trips. They still charged me over $290 over a bunch of other weird fees damnit.
▶ Spartman 04/20/25 (Sun) 08:07:57 No. 1694427 >>1694885
>>1694417 Did you buy yourself a porn WHORB?
▶ Spartman 04/21/25 (Mon) 05:52:49 No. 1694885 >>1694926 >>1695090
>>1694427 No, but I saw ads about it. Rather not risk the STDs.
Night 2 was a lot more entertaining than yesterday, start to finish, everything was great.
▶ Spartman 04/21/25 (Mon) 18:17:11 No. 1695090
>>1694885 dude you are of crikmonkr
if anything those whorbs will catch diseases from you
▶ Spartman 04/22/25 (Tue) 00:35:24 No. 1695184
>>1695174 fuk u budy i am lik crik