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 No.7464

really this thread dies with op because killer bean will be the final good game ever made.
regardless, post about new games.

 No.7465

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Just saw that they're putting Mai in SF6, and as the old adage goes "Mai, buy", so I bought it for half off which is nice. At a cool 7mbps I'll have it downloaded by tomorrow hopefully.

 No.7466

yo what the fuck that genuinely looks fun as hell. i also vaguely recall seeing this character in some shitpost videos from a few years back whoever makes this is p funny

 No.7468

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The boss looks like a tranny in the new MGS 3 remake. She looked better in MGS3 pachinko game. The remake uses Unreal 5, for some reason i feel that characters models in unreal look rather generic.

 No.7469

>>7468
honestly she was always pretty masculine, first pic looks like fucking David Bowie lol

 No.7470

>>7468
>>7469
yah normally the tranny treatment is egregious but in this case im p sure kojimbo specifically wanted her to look like manwoman snake

 No.7471

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>>7469
It looks a bit off but yeah, i'm not mad about it.
>david bowie
That's everyone in MGS

 No.7472

I'm trying out the Goblin Cleanup demo and it's a lot of fun if you like that kind of thing, despite the [Unity] and [Co-Op/Multiplayer] tags. You can play it singleplayer.

 No.7473

bloodstained got dlc outta nowhere
it's classic mode and they left the dogshit CV1/2 movement with committed jumping in tho

 No.7474

>>7466
just one dude made a movie called killer bean over a decade ago and i guess some yimmers found it and started having fun. watched it in the past year and enjoyed it. worth a watch with a couple brews with the boys or smth. havent looked into it but i can only assume hes got control over the game too

 No.7487

i forgot how fuckin funny that movie is. my favorite part is how every scene that comes off kinda serious is immediately turned hilarious because of ragdolling

 No.7488

>>7473
>they left the dogshit CV1/2 movement with committed jumping in
based

 No.7489

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>>7472
>goblin maid grills
I will now buy your game

 No.7490

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budys im excited

 No.7492

>>7490
until AI driven complete open world VR games where i can rape samus become a thing i'm not going to be excited about a vidya

 No.7493

>>7490
it only took like 8 years lol, I'm surprised they didn't just keep it as a release game for their new console

 No.7494

>>7493
nah thats what the next star fox game is being held back for. the system will then fail like the wii u and niptendo will hold the series back again forbthe next failure

 No.7497

>>7493
is there a nu nonetendo console announced?

 No.7498

>>7497
yes, a switch 2 was announced

 No.7586

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are you ok?

 No.7587

>>7586
Terry speaking actual English and not Engrish
sovlless

 No.7590

>>7587
Arook for a japanese trairer and hes probabry engrish

 No.7594

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tried the chinky monkr demo 2 hour refund period
if yeem a soulsy fan and have a godpc or ok with low graphics, worth checking out
+presentation mostly great
+fluid combat
+seems like there was a lot of shit to do
+didnt see any handholding yellow arrow bullshit
-boss attack dodge timing was oddly variant, may have been cuz my graphics settings were too high
-one weird crash at end of cutscene
-chinky af writing
-cant stand engrish voice acting and the chinese language is insufferable

 No.7596

>>7594
Looks neat but don't want to install tencent spyware

 No.7601

>>7596
never got this
hardware's backdoor slut vol 5 by great satan, whats tencent gonna do with it? genuine question

 No.7607

>>7601
hardware's the super sekrit club that's only used by glowies, mossad, etc.
spyware (software) is "you will own nothing and you will be happy" normalization exploited by globohomo corpos for day-to-day business
it's the difference between getting fucked if you threaten the clinton foundation or THE LEGITIMATE STATE OF ISRAEL versus getting whored daily and all the money goes to your pimp

that and tencent is owned by the bugmen and everything that's bad for the west is categorically good for the bugmen

 No.7615

>>7607
wait are chinks selling their spyware analickticks to globohomo? also i dont buy that intel and nvidia is just straight piping to glowies without skimming
i buy xi brand sail foams and install custom rom bcuz dumbograssy is a bigger threat to me as a burger. if thats dumb, bully me

not saying install the bugware at all. just realized i lost track of this stuff

 No.7616

>>7615
>wait are chinks selling their spyware analickticks to globohomo?
yes, but they're most certainly also using it for their own ends too
>dumbograssy is a bigger threat to me as a burger
you do know chinks are second only to pissrael when it comes to pushing cancerous policies in the usa, right? they do the same shit in cantada and straya and they've p much taken over them completely.

 No.7630

>>7616
>yes
interesting. sauce me? curious the companies. theyre p insular otherwise
>you do know
ofc, every cunt with a budget is doing it you prob read it but cia released a trove of info on the slant menace, bugs infiltrated a shitload of cali and that was decades ago
the """people""" here allowing that (and absurd real estate bullshit) are bigger prob to me tho. most of em are funding the push themselves anyway

 No.7746

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still waiting for this on steam, looks rly gud

>>7607
honestly i'd rather have chink spyware than burger spyware since i don't live in china so the bugmen can't arrest me for saying bad things against chairman mao or winnie the pooh on my chinesium phone (unless they wannt black ops kidnap me in the middle of the night), but glowies here absolutely would if i were to talk shit about our greatest ally or suggest that maybe bombing brown kids is not good

 No.7749

>>7746
missed that one, looks sweet. dem gun flashes are nice touch

 No.7772

>>7746
gorgeous tbh

 No.7775

Have you guys seen UFO 50? It was made by the creators of Spelunky and looks fun. They basically wanted to create an 80s-style console with modern game design built in so it's not shit, so they made 50 games to go with it ranging from simple arcade-style games to full-on RPGs similar to the old SNES ones.

 No.7777

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>>7775
So it's basically pic related but not total shit? Cool I guess.
Also 7777 get fuck /sp/iggers lol

 No.7800

>>7777
all gets on sportschan are /sp/ gets
checkmate atheists

 No.7813

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>>7800
honesty I still forget sometimes that it isn't called 76chan anymore because who actually uses the front page on imageboards?

 No.7823

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>>7777
>>7800
>he thinks >>7777 is a GET

 No.7825

>>7823
idk what's the first one that qualifies? 10000? If so see you in like 10 years my /sp/igga

 No.7835

playin Terry in SF6
gosh im bad at fighting games but i love playin em all the same. pretty musch the only genre i play nowadays. at least the past few years.

 No.7836

>>7835
Fightan games are pure svffering if you don't know anyone to play local multiplayer with, online has too many obsessed autists to the point that it's near impossible to win anything if you're a normie. That was my experience with FighterZ anyway, haven't played a SF game since 4

 No.7839

>>7836
i got some buddies that i play online with. i been mostly playing snk games and budy i do not even entertain the idea of fighting randoms in kof though i did play a lot on samsho when that came out cuz i had it on the switch and that was the only version that had playable and even good online. SF6 looked good, especially compared to the trash heap that is 5, so i got that one. i have 4 too but havent played tooooo much of it, but had fun when i have. i never played a lot of SF so im trying to play more now and its fun, but still getting used to it a lil bit. was playin earlier tonight and was raly enjoying ken and bison—

 No.7862

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speakin of nu gaems

holy mother of fuck i had no idea ubisoft was doing THIS bad
i dont follow modern vidya tbh, but do they even have any big releases lined up soon? if not theyre in rly fucking big trouble, lik reverse split trouble, if this keeps up for much longer. look at that YTD graph. thats absolutely cataclysmic. and now they got regulations trouble which is very much called for, obv, given how they shill gambling bullshittery to children. but still, thats def not gonna help the stonk price
but man, its so fucking bad that if you bought p much any time after the end of 2013, youre down rn. think about that for a second. thats fucking incredible. think about how many games theyve sold, and how many bajillions in microtransactions theyve scheisted, since 2014 began. and yet their precious shareholders are eating THAT MUCH DICK
wew
CEO better be in his panic room already cuz shareholders are gonna find him and literally rip him apart limb from limb

tl;dr
death to AAA

 No.7863

>>7862
lik its down so far the degenerate gambler in me is tellin me its a buy
i mean wtf? 10 yurobucks? you prolly cant even buy one of their DLCs for that cheap.
and its fucking ubisoft, one of the biggest companies in the industry
but then, its also ubisoft, and they make some of the shittiest games ive ever seen in my entire life

what do you think /sp/veee?

 No.7865

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>>7862
>holy mother of fuck i had no idea ubisoft was doing THIS bad
yeah their last major title flopped, their next major title got delayed, and they're currently shitting themselves trying to figure out how to not get sued into oblivion by the Japanese government over their copyright-riddled hot turd known as "Assassin's Creed: Nigger Samurai Edition" that has collectively angered all of Asia for being diversityshit (also delayed, and now direct-to-steam release when/if it comes out).

 No.7867

>>7863
Assassin's Creed & Far Cry are the only two titles keeping them afloat and they are in the process of crashing Creed with no survivors, /sp/ro. Even Squeenix were smart enough to drop Sweet Baby Inc while Ubisoft is doubling down. It's ogre for them.

 No.7869

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mgs3 delta footage

 No.7870

>>7863
calling buyout or merger. maybe they'll nationalize blackcock subsidiary but thats not a buy imo

 No.7877

>>7867
>sweet babby inc
oh yeah forgot about that shit. i thought the rats renamed it or tried to split it up in an effort to hide from being exposed tho?
>>7870
think EA would snatch them up?
>>7869
>soundless
i don't normally bitch about that but the vid is over 5 minutes long and it looks like there's a lot going on. looks neat tho i guess

 No.7878

>>7877
>EA
gonna go on a wild one and say amazog or microshaft

 No.7880

>>7869
honestly
mgs3 doesnt need a remake
its graphics still hold up, which is crazy for a ps2 era game

its a great example of a game dev mastering what they had and stretching every bit of processing power of the ps2 for the right thing

i played it on an emulator a few years back and i was amazed how great it looks with just a couple of settings tweaks

 No.7881

>>7870
im p sure i literally cant buy yuro stonk directly anyways so it doesnt matter. idk how that stuff even works if youre overseas and buying it by proxy via the OTC market and then they get bought out. im sure its bullshit and you dont actually get paid out, cuz fuck you its the OTC market, and youre just buying some proxy stonk from some shady cunts run out of the caymans or whatever

i just see that shit and its lik "nah thats too cheap, even for that crap"
you see something on sale for what it was 10 fucking years ago, and its one of the leaders of the industry, and your trigger finger starts to itch. its instinctual. cant follow instincts w stonk tho.
im glad im not some suit dummy rn, theyre prolly gonna triple down on it cuz muh asscreed is just a meme to print money to those guys. despite the fact that the last gud asscreed game was, what, asscreed 2? lik 14yrs ago or some shit?
nah theyre toast and i wouldnt be surprised their shareholders seek out some sort of legal action against them. theyve been continually misled, and then left to bleed out for several years now

 No.7882

i rly think this is signaling the beginning of the end of modern AAA tho
if ubisoft can go down that hard, that means literally ANYTHING can go down. ppl who are heavily invested in other AAA companies are prolly shitting their pants rn wondering when the other shoe will drop

and its not lik theres rly a way out for ubisoft
i mean sure, its vidya industry: you release one smash hit and youre gud for lik 10 more yrs
but i know, even with all of the studios theyve absorbed, that theyre literally incapable of making a gud, or even decent, game. ffs theyve been copypasting the same game since i was in middle school. its ogre. their formula doesnt work anymore, and theyve burned ALL of their consumers gud faith
im certain SOMEONE will step in and buy asscreed and fagcry, cuz those are still big ticket IPs, but theyll prolly wait for it to bleed out even more. cuz why wouldnt you? them getting hit with regulations is gonna send them into freefall again, almost for certain

 No.7883

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>>7869
>no more constant menu navigation for the camo and medical stuff
Noice, might be worth a buy just for that. Have they said if it's made in FOX Engine? Looks very similar to MGSV (and I mean that in a good way since the controls and physics were one of the few things that made that game worthwhile).

 No.7884

>>7882
I wouldn't be surprised if Microsoft buys them out like they have done with most of the other Western companies that are actually relevant. If subscription services like Gamepass didn't exist and you still had to pay like $60 per game I think we'd have already seen a crash on the same level as the one in the 80s (also caused by an inundation of shit games that nobody cares about) because normies don't give enough of a shit to spend big money on this stuff anymore. Another thing that I think affects it a lot are the really fucking long development times that a lot of AAA games have now (like TESVI OR GTA6). I don't know if it's due to higher expectations for muh grafix or just the companies being lazy but people are naturally going to lose interest in something if they know it's going to be a 10+ year wait.

 No.7940

looking forward to Argentinian stalker

 No.7942

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>>7940
>Argentinian stalker
sounds basado
i tried argentinian eye of the beholder for GBA a few months ago and it was actually surprisingly SOVL. gotta go back and actually finish it



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