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S4Max Gamenight: Where the Fuck are we at Edition

TL;DR: This is handegg with guns and korean anime girls walljumping everywhere at hihg speeds. You can also wield a fuckoff huge sword and smack people around.

>Download & Mirrors:


>How to set up:

Just run the executable and it'll do its thing. Once you're in you can choose a username and password and then you'll be set.
See pic related for a guide on what to equip. Play some tutorials, there's one general tutorial (on the lobby page), and a tutorial for each weapon class (in the shop).

>How do I play it

S4 League is a weaboo arena third-person-shooter with gimmicks. Mechanics are fairly straightforward run, jump, and shoot.
The only unusual mechanic is wall jumping. It's essential for moving quickly, and you'll get used to it with practice.
It is important to note that you can control the angle of your wall jump with the camera. It's strange but get used to it.

There are three specific game modes that we'll be playing:
>Battle Royale: Just kill people.
>Deathmatch: Just kill people but ignore half of them.
>Touchdown: The real game. Sportsball with guns.

The rules for touchdown aren't too complicated, it's just like an ordinary sport with a ball and a goal.
Here's a handy set of instructions for what you should be doing.

Guide to Offense:
>Step 1: Get the ball.
>Step 2: Run behind enemy lines.
>Step 3: Don't get killed. (Otherwise goto 1)
>Step 4: Score in the opponent's goal.

Guide to Defense:
>Step 1. Just kill people.

But specifically kill the person who has the ball.
They will have a giant beam of light over their head.
Use that to keep an eye on how much of a threat they are.

>Start time:

I'll log on around 6:00PM EST, but feel free to make a room ahead of time.
Otherwise, I will respond in this thread with a room name and password.

Saturday and Sunday we'll be running during the day, and I'll likely tag out intermittently.
The server is run by the community, so you guys should be fine without me.
There are usually a few people who are willing to manage the room, and it's not difficult.


In the event that max inevitably shits itself we shall be playing on the the remnants server:
Download: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1mIIo61D3874W3Vur4Ai9imZQPgWRbZDe/view
Virus total link: https://www.virustotal.com/gui/file/b7396c4f11b893970bc7634a5f6a648ee243fee285dffb91104ac6eaf5b9ead6/detection
Account register here: https://remdb.net/register/
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>The bracer is a common choice to toughen up defenses and increase longevity.
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>he isn't a chaoschad
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Anyone here play csgo
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Anyone else here play chink dominoes? I know this is more /tg/ territory but this is the closest board we have I guess
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I lik rhythm games
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Sports vidya - Fucking why?

Honest question from a full blown /v/irgin:
Why would you play a sports game when you can just go out and play it for real? And it's not like people who enjoy sports games are a lonely bunch who don't have enough friends to paly team sports. FIFA - mexicans and chavs, NBA - basketball americans, Madden - douches and basketball americans,…
I never understood the appeal of it all. I hated it back on Genesis and I hate it now when friends invite me over to "watch movies and play vidya" and instead it's fucking FIFA and MMA. I mean if you are going to play a simulation, why simulate something as, pardon the word, "mundane" as real life sports? I can sort of understand Management sims, but still.
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/sportsv/ for the Infinity Cup 2020!

Hey Gamers,
We're making rounds of various boards to see if they're interested in playing in the Infinity Cup 2020, a virtual inter-board cup for various imageboards.
Right now we're scouting for possible /v/ reps, but since /v/ as a community is spread so thin throughout various websites, we'd like to know if you'd be interested in joining as your own team (/sportsv/ or /spv/), as a generalized /v/ team with no board specific references or not interested in the cup at all.

Whatever the case, if you feel like joining in on the fun, consider making a thread over at https://anon.cafe/icup/ and let's have fun together!
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Fire Emblem thread

>Great map design
GBA games
>Underrated train wreck
Tellius series
>Overrated car crash at 88 miles per hour
>Trash fire of extreme waifufaggotry
Anything past Awakening except remakes

Those are 100% indisputable FACTS. Now recommend some romhacks - Sacred Trilogy is great, there has to be more.
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Inter-Board Game Night - Tabletop Simulator


>What is it?

Free IRL board games in a video game format. Comes with multiplayer. Grab games from Steam Workshop for free, link the rules in chat, read and play.

This Tabletop Simulator repack runs under SmartSteamEmu. Advantages over the old Goldberg build include NO MANDATORY VLAN and thusly decent ping. Disadvantages include no lunix support.

>Why play this, we just had a game night

/tg/ autism that doesn't need a full server to be fun.

>How to set it up

Download and install game - https://mega.nz/file/i14hRSSR#3FctugO-dtSQWgV42Vc06kEUfKfGmcZKvlB-8qfXb-4 (Windows only)
Make sure (you)'re not running Steam.
Open SmartSteamEmu.ini , change nickname and/or avatar.
Open game, press SHIFT + TAB (by default), pick Lobby Browser, join.
Any players currently running TTS on SmartSteamEmu will appear in the friends list.

>P2P session failed, wat do?

Try to do the following things in this order:
>Reconnect using lobby browser
>Reconnect using friends list
>Restart the game before trying to reconnect


We're starting the game night at FRIDAY, 5 PM UTC https://time.is/UTC - check the time here

Main thread: https://prolikewoah.com/geimu/res/2858.html

This thread is for preparation for the game night, pre-loading the game and linking games/pdf's of things to play. We've ended up playing really simple games last time, let's make an effort to play something really fun this weekend.
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huh I guess no one wanted a rule free v after all
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this board was a failure
>>100 get
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wasn't enough for kimee to burn julay/v/
had to set the whole country on fire too
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What are some great TTS games lads? Asking for a friend.
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wich hu wud sp fug
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Links from j/v/ Wreckage

The only thing left from the fire is warm embers. Still, it is better than nothing. Get ready for UNRESTRAINED SHITPOSTING.

Archived thread links from before the second plane hit in case anyone wants to start a thread - https://pastebin.com/raw/WTK9HrPr
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if SEGA makes a new console I will burn all nintendo products I own and post a vid here to spvee
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Halo fun

Halo fun
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Guild Wars 1

My favorite dead fucking game. Does anyone want to come back to play it? I tried starting a /v/ guild a year or two ago but it didn't pan out. The guild hall is fully maxed out because I got rich from a gacha pull of sorts.

>What is Guild Wars

Comfy MMO with a heavy emphasis on skill/build variety. Even if nobody is on you can do most content solo now as game mechanics will allow you to get a team of NPCs to do a lot of work for you if you build them up right. There's no subscription once you have the game, and it has a lot of content from years of support.

>How P2W is it?

Like every MMO on the market it couldn't escape the micro-transaction train. Currently the store is a barely functioning web 1.0 page that sells things like extra storage. You cannot directly buy money/power through the ingame store. The only possble exception would be a mercenary hero slot to expand upon the amount of class combinations that your NPC team can have. To take advantage of it, you need to have another well-equipped character anyways.

>How can I get it?

Well fortunately for you anon it's free! Just buy the trilogy & eye of the north on steam, write down your keys and refund it. They never get deactivated.

>How do I get into the guild?

Just leave your character name here and I'll invite you to it. Guild has around seven active people at the time of writing.