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 No.6510[Reply]

Any of you ever played it or other "classic" EQ servers?
It looks sort of interesting but it seems pretty rulecucked. How overbearing are the jannies?
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 No.6517

>>6516
DTMWTD ON MY FUCKIN SERVER

 No.6518

>>6517
yessir no sir

 No.6519

>>6518
oooh call me ser u are close frend u want adming spot budy?

 No.6520

>>6519
*jaw drops to floor, tongue sticks out, rubs fat belly, eyes go to back of skull, cock 100% erect, impishly nods*

 No.6522

>>6520
just the budy 4 the job i pay 1 rupee an hour good deal yes ser?



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 No.6502[Reply]

dont believe their lies

 No.6503

i believe everything im told even when i know its a lie



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 No.6349[Reply]

It's been four years… I'm going in, wish me luck
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 No.6420

>>6419
I highly fucking doubt it tbh but anything is fine if you're some virgin gaymen journalist

 No.6421

>>6418
publicity dont mean much if you dont really do anything with it but it is kinda funny how asshurt some jewnos got over it
>>6419
>>6420
she might be gud at blowjobs cause after 5 even the dumbest girl should know how to slob a knob without scraping it with her teeth but as far as benis/bagina goes she looks like the kinda girl whose snatch just reeks even when she tries to keep it clean so prolly not

 No.6446

>>6421
think she takes it in the ass?

 No.6447

>>6446
i hope she does so she has to suffer with incontinence for the rest of her life once she hits 40

 No.6466

I remember the only story that was noteworthy was the imperial spy storyline, and even then it was just space James bond



 No.6424[Reply]

>Sega teases "Super game" for the past year
>it's yet another soulless arena shooter complete with ugly as fuck character design

 No.6437

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Hey guys it's Quandale Dingle here



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 No.6409[Reply]

don't you feel an urge to hurt this guy?

 No.6410

no he looks like someone who would go on a schizo rant if you give him a bottle of vodka i would find a soapbox and a megaphone for him and let him go wild

 No.6411

haha bald xDDDD



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 No.6390[Reply]

oh so you unlocked the paradox huh? easy enough right?
you went and kicked the shit out of the lich with it after a couple tries right? uh huh, ezpz.
you had an attempt at unlocking the gunslinger after playing with the paradox right?
you beat the absolute fuck out of everything all the way up to the forge right?
you had tons of hearts and armor and even the yari launcher right?
btfo'd the dragun and got its master round for another heart right?
you walked through the gate after the dragun to go kill the gunslinger's past right?
everything is basically a cakewalk towards completely unlocking the gunslinger after this right?
you remembered to get the easily forgotten bullet that can kill the past from the blacksmith right?
no? well guess you'll have to try again haha there's no way back to pick up the stupid item you havent bothered with since killing every other character's past at this point better luck next time retard!
GOD FUCKIN DAMN I HAVENT BEEN THIS FUCKIN MAD OVER A VIDEO GAME IN LIKE A DECADE
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 No.6393

>>6391
i wouldnt call it shitty but i would call it an extremely frustrating 6/10 because of stupid shit when it would otherwise be an 8/10
once you unlock the bullet that kills the past it should just be given to your character after you beat the dragun that alone would have saved me so much irritation i mean theres zero reason to talk to any shopkeeps outside of this specific instance so once i get into the flow of clearing chambers i always forget to even talk to the forge cunt god dammit
>>6392
its the same situation as binding of isaac where the early and mid game are fun as fuck but the late game is total horseshit that relies far too much on rng and there are many situations where getting fucked countless times in a row is basically unavoidable unless youre an autist
id say pirate it and play up until youve beaten every one of the main characters' pasts along with the bullet and the robot then drop it when you get to the point of unlocking the paradox
my enjoyment of the game came to a very swift end at that point and the fact an extremely minor slipup like forgetting to talk to an npc you barely ever interact with can fuck you this hard when trying to unlock the very last character

 No.6394

>>6393
unlocking the gunslinger i meant
the paradox is kinda fun

 No.6395

>>6392
>>6393
The game is incredibly slow paced until you get pretty deep, which is an unforgivable sin for a twin stick shooter. Once you get deep, metagame progression allowing, fights are so short that you don't even see enemy attack patterns.
<just use your unlimited iframes instead of thinking about positioning
It's a hypostasis of all the shitiest "roguelike" trends. In particular, the fact that you get rewarded for not taking damage in fights you'd never take damage in except due to iterative tedium (even with a low damage gun) makes it just a test of patience and nothing else.
>its the same situation as binding of isaac where the early and mid game are fun as fuck but the late game is total horseshit
BoI at least has reasonable lethality if you don't know enemy patterns and don't have isntagib powerups. It's an incredible travesty of just walking between rooms and not even seeing enemies move before they're dead though, yeah.

 No.6398

oh cool this time i got all the gud items as paradox and btfo's the shit out of the bich no problemo but then couldnt salvage the next run at all even with the shitty eye bullets making almost every gun useful
i hat rng games so god damn much i wish i wasnt retarded enough to be addicted to this shit

 No.6404

gunslinger unlocked
i now feel empty what a hollow "achievement" im going to go plant some more shit in my garden fuck video games



 No.4973[Reply]

as an excuse to ask how to into switch emu cuz im a tardfag

Whatcha emulatin anon? Is it good?
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 No.6384

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>>6382
>u-umad
go back to reddit and kill yourself

 No.6385

>>6384
shut the hell up before i drink your soy and smack you with my titties

 No.6386

>>6385
aggressively twerk your bussy at and on him

 No.6387

>>6386
ive already been doing so as a part of my soyssy mashed potato wiccan ritual to place a curse on him but i might stop just because ytmwtd
DTMWTD

 No.6388

>>6387
ok ok i wont tywtd



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 No.6250[Reply]

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 No.6323

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>>6250
>3rd link
>Commentary section
<Just wait for a Nintendo employee to shake his car-keys and everything will be forgiven

>>6276
According to very reliable leaks: The movie will be a musical and the character designs must suffer drastic changes. Expect pic related.

 No.6341

>>6278
but sodomy is a sin
doubly so with a turtle

 No.6367

>>6269
not really when you understand how jews work

 No.6368

>>6367
jews dont work

 No.6369

>>6368
i see you already knew my apologies



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 No.6256[Reply]

yeems lik fightan?
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 No.6335

>>6329
Wasn't SNK hosed up to Tencent before Squadallah guy bought all of its stocks?

 No.6336

>>6335
idk if it was tencent directly but it was some chinese company so probably tencent

 No.6337

>>6331
i lik fightcade to budy. nullDC vear is gud for NAOMI games lik project justice n CvS2

 No.6339

>>6337
Yeah it's a nice program but I wish there were some more normal guys to play against on there. Maybe we should do a webring tournament or something

 No.6340

>>6339
i would participate in this. fc automatically uploads matches that you have, i think null may need you to use actual ips so id say use fc



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 No.4487[Reply]

reminder
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 No.6299

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>>6297
bruh it's literally the same game but with less menu navigating and more QoL
also pic related

 No.6300

>>6299
No such thing as a normie chan, only a chan with normalfags

 No.6306

>>6300
ya but this is normiechan

 No.6309

>>6306
nope

 No.6334

In all honesty, I was expecting the first Mafia remake worse, but only the controllers are ass and the driving can get tedious. Not bad for the Polish.



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 No.6315[Reply]

https://placebattle.io/

come draw some shit


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 No.6243[Reply]

>learning an entire language just to play vidya games
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 No.6296

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>>6293
Like I said it's good for translating between yuro languages but for Japanese it doesn't really work. Only use I could really think of for it right now is as an aid for learning languages or if there's some obscure untranslated yurojank game you want to play like the video that anon posted

 No.6307

>>6296
what do you mean it doesn't work for japanese, that pic seems like it translated pretty well

 No.6311

>>6307
A bunch of it is just left untranslated tho. Might be playable enough for weebs with some general knowledge of nip speak but for a normie it would look like gibberish

 No.6312

>>6311
i understand it perfectly

 No.6314

>>6312
dude your a bitch bro jsyk



 No.3936[Reply]

>>3923
>actually posting a literal FED who would leave CP on his website for weeks

Literally get out faggot. We left him and all of that 8ch drama for a reason
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 No.3973

>>3954
A healthier alternative would be to not bring it up at all. He still roams IB so you don't really know what he could pull around here

>also fond of pics making fun of


You're missing the point. People like him, and that were related/work with him, are a lot like p*docel the spee spammer. In the sense that they live out off giving people shit and causing trouble wherever they go. They love any attention they can get. Any insult they get just bounces off them like rubber. They're used to it so they don't care.

Just forget 8ch and everyone involved in it even exists. Your life will be 100% because of it.

 No.3974

>>3955
He has connection with the military. You can check out his resume online

>>3958
I don't think anyone's angry here. We just don't what that type of person being here, for obvious reasons.

>a shitty thread that will be forgotten the moment you stop giving it attention

It keeps getting bumped up so that's going to be somewhat difficult to do

 No.3978

>>3974
it gets bumped repeatedly by one retard tho gaping your mouth and getting upset over one obsessive dumbass is retarded but like i said you wanna get dramatic over it go ahead ill just keep checking in and trying to talk about video games in other threads in the meantime

 No.3987

>>3972
this

>>3973
dtmwtd

 No.6305




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 No.6155[Reply]

Anyone know where I can get u96 and u19?
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 No.6288

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>>6287
ded srs its lik this -

THE QUEST FOR THE AMULET
How long has it been?

How many lifetimes have passed since I began my sojourn through this maze of underground passageways, of damp, dimly lit chambers? How long have I been alone, the only human among a menacing crew of hideous subterranean beasts, stumbling over forlorn reminders that others have passed this way before me… never to return!

Long before I forgot the warmth of the noonday sun or the refreshing coolness of the evening breeze, I forgot my name. Call me what you will. I am the Rogue.

As I wander, I hold fast in my mind the one object that stands out from all the others: the sacred Amulet of Yendor. This precious gift was left behind by magicians of old to remind mankind of its origins. Stolen by the evil Dungeon Lord, who despised its beauty and purity, the Amulet has remained hidden in the deepest reaches of this tortuous maze, calling those who seek it to sure destruction.

Long ago, I began my quest for this object, this prize spoken of only in hushed tones by even the bravest Knights and Guildmasters around the dying embers of evening fires. Long ago, the magic Amulet of Yendor began burning its way into my heart, began drawing me here to my uncertain fate.

Somehow, I found my way to this place, rolled back the moss-covered stone, and entered its darkness. Now I abide here, searching endlessly for the precious Amulet… and finding a thousand horrors.
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 No.6289

>>6287
>>6288
tl;dr
every time you die every single thing is different. weapons, spells, potions, wands are all different even if they have the same name. maps different every time. some purists would say to be a roguelike it must be ascii.

>As you proceed through each journey you will be ranked on your quest. Return triumphant and enter the highest ranks of the Guildmaster's Hall Of Fame.

>Return triumphant
lel pretty sure this is one of those games thats never been beaten

 No.6290

>pretty sure this is one of those games thats never been beaten
Pretty sure rogue is super easy. It's also a widely known commercially released game and to my knowledge the closest thing to a working commercial game that nobody has beaten is saidaioujo which nobody has beaten without pausebuffering.
>some purists would say to be a roguelike it must be ascii
You have to be able to play it on a terminal. That means that it's text, probably ascii. You can do graphical terminal stuff or unicode stuff or whatever but there's rarely a point unless you've got a game like cogmind (cogmind isn't a roguelike but that's neither here nor there) in which case you might have two modes.
In a post 'hack world it's also hard to accept a game without a working ladder. A working ladder necessarily implies a terminal and hence text based graphics since you have to be able to telnet to the host and watch peoples games and stuff.

 No.6291

idk why i was under the impression that it was one of those very old games that was unbeatable
just looked it up people sayin they beat it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 No.6302

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I tried out NetHack one time but had no idea what the fuck was going on. I probably don't have enough autism power for this genre



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 No.6259[Reply]

Road Maintenance Simulator

so i was bored lookin at fitgril repaks n saw that Road Maintenance Simulator was on the list so i leld and clicked it and ill be honest with yuo it looks like them "comfy" games effiminate sounding anons always talk about and i kinda wanna try it
anyone got any experience with this game or any of the other job sims?

 No.6261

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lol you'd probably be better off asking at krautchan (or whatever the equivalent of that site is these days)



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