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 No.4693[Reply]

Which gamer are you?

 No.4712

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>>4693
>Which gamer are you?

The CHAD Warden gamer

 No.4713

>>4712
We fly high
No lie
Ballin'

 No.4714

>>4712
The only acceptable answer. Real G's play on they PSTriple, while gay niggas play with they WiiDildos and Gaylo.

 No.4715

>>4712
/thread



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 No.4178[Reply]

>Mona and Kat play like ass.
>You're forced to play as them anyway.
>The fatigue among creative supervisor is real.
<60 dollars btw
>>Did we remind you Wario Land is nothing but dust?
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 No.4665

>>4635
Who would play him in the inevitable topic?

 No.4671

>>4665
Gilbert godfried

 No.4672

>>4665
that nigger from that shitty ghostbusters reboot

 No.4704

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>>4235
I know this post is a month old, but Shake It sold like shit despite how much money Nintendo placed in marketing for it.

 No.4710

>>4704
I don't think that was even an official or approved by Nintendo, funnily enough they keep releasing WarioWare despite also having lackluster entries.



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 No.4700[Reply]

Who was in the wrong here?

 No.4702

whoever made less money since that exchange

 No.4703

>>4700
obviously the woman

 No.4705

still not as based as Grant Kirkhope
>“Yeah… my Miyamoto story is a bit worse”, he told Gamesindustry.biz. “It was when E3 had moved to Atlanta [1997]. Nintendo had a party in a museum, and we all got hideously drunk. I saw [Rare founder] Tim Stamper talking to Miyamoto, and I introduced myself as the composer of Banjo-Kazooie, totally drunk. He just looked at me with the blankest expression, he couldn’t tell what I was saying. A while later, I was in the bathroom – and this is embarrassing – I was trying to pull down [Donkey Kong 64 designer] George Andreas’ trousers for a joke. I was on my knees and I looked up to see Miyamoto staring down at me. That was the last time I spoke to him.”

 No.4707

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 No.4709

>>4700
The horny gook of course, good thing Capcom is cooling down with the heterosexual flirting that's just yikes.



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 No.4698[Reply]

Anyone else played this? Not bad for an indie team, but they definitely shot their load with the environment and art assets. Nice to see someone attempting an immersive sim anyway

 No.4708

why is that trashbot looking at me like that? bro does that thang wanna fite me bro? lmao bro i'm gonna wail on that thang bro



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 No.4697[Reply]

>Alanah… this is about the item descriptions we asked you to do last week
<dude I'm gonna!
>I'm not your "dude" Alanah, I'm your boss. I know you're a HR stunt in disguise but we need you to do SOME work here at the office
<It's soo haaard lol can't I just let you stare at my cleavage instead? :)
>I'll poretend I didn't hear that, Alanah. Look, it's just a few items that need to be described. Like this one, it's a cup. What can you say about a cup.
<uuuuhhhmmm *squeezes boobs with her arms* is this a nice cup, Mr. Boss man? you're so cute btw lol omg I didn't just say that haha
>…nevermind Alanah. I'll get the temp to do it for you. Again.
<aw thank youuu mr. boss man uwu *hops on her chair*

Santa Monica studio, probably


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 No.4634[Reply]

games better with the portal gun

 No.4678

>>4634
Assportal

 No.4680

would serious sam get better or worse with a portal gun? maybe one with more limited range so you cant just teleport across the map to avoid/funnel hordes of enemies

 No.4691

>>4680
>teleport to other side of map
>entire bomberman franchise immediately follows
what's the problem?

 No.4692

>>4691
thered have to be some kinda drawback to keep the game interesting and challenging but the mental image of sam teleporting to a quiet part of the map and being followed seconds later by a thousand
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHS
is pretty funny



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 No.2427[Reply]

Is there any way to make games once again seen lame and uncool in the eyes of the normalfag - the great gatekeep that protected the medium for decades?
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 No.4661

us depressed jaded gamers amirite?

 No.4673

>>4661
you cuckchan posting zoomers

 No.4674

>>4673
>doesn't know that the admin of this site, dudman (PBUH) is literally a zoomer
you came to the wrong neighborhood boomer, round these parts >we exclusively play fortnite and amogus while discussing how games need more LGBT and minority representation

 No.4675

>>4673
you transexual frowning twatterboi

 No.4683

>>2427
Make livestreams of you playing beloved overhyped videogames and pretend they're worth every penny.



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 No.271[Reply]

Nintendo Gigaleak thread. Lugi has been fully restored as well, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL4z43MLBeQ

Pastebin taken from 4/v/: https://pastebin.com/XyRs7Qkf
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 No.4650

>>4559
Bro I've been playong N64 netplay for over a decade what you on about?

 No.4651

>>4650
first time in an official capacity ofc niptendo would shut down as much of this type of stuff as possible then release their own shitty version when almost all interest has died down

 No.4667

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>>4651
>would shut down as much of this type of stuff as possible then release their own shitty version when almost all interest has died down
And yet they still bullshit about it.

 No.4670

>>4667
that Mario 99 thing was fun for like 10 minutes until people found out you could cheat with inspect element

 No.4682

>>4670
My main problem is that Nintendo debooonked the fact they plagiarized a fanmade game and instead they were inspired by the Tetris one, that shit alone summoned many nintentards to the rescue and outmatch anyone who dares to bring out that their overlord gooks are so afraid that anyone can shit out a much more creative concept than the stale games they've coming up lately.



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 No.4496[Reply]

what would a netflix video game be like?
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 No.4513

BIG

 No.4520

A Netflix model for video games would be 100x than the current AAA model. Short and simple entertainment that doesn't demand 50+ hours of your life

 No.4522

>>4520
I couldn't see the games themselves changing because critics are still jacking off over shitty movie games, it'd probably be like how things are now with films where they fight with Amazon and other companies over exclusivity rights

 No.4524

>>4520
more like remakes up the ass

 No.4656

>>4513
BLACK



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 No.4443[Reply]

What were they thinking?!
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 No.4640

>>4639
oh i thought you were talking about commentaries for like fortnite and that other shit i completely misunderstood

 No.4643

>>4640
its ok im not even that guy i just anted to be mean to people on the internet

 No.4645

>>4643
wat you didnt do a good job then i didnt even know
make me cry next time so i can run to your mom for comfort sex and maybe diaper stuff

 No.4652

>>4645
>make me cry next time so i can run to your mom for comfort sex and maybe diaper stuff
Not even sure what to make of this. Was it based? Was it cringe? A daring synthesis…

 No.4653

>>4652
its the truth the only question is if you can handle it as gud as you handle gock



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 No.3675[Reply]

Or just shitty communities.

I'll start with this one. One of the worst playerbases I've ever come into contact with.
I don't know why, just the way the game is designed? The lack of matchmaking causing me to play with shitskins from the other side of the globe? The crossplay?
Probably all of those
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 No.4605

>>3675
I'd add: Genshin Impact, but they're basically the same retards from Legue of Legends. Waifufags turn everything to shit.

 No.4611

>>4605
lol it's fucking F2P games they'd be shit regardless of whether or not they contain waifus

 No.4630

>>4611
>whether or not they contain waifus
Skullgirls

 No.4636

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>>4630
when did skullgirls go f2p?

 No.4648

>>4636
The android version I think



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 No.4312[Reply]

>Fast paced Automata-esque gameplay
>Cool looking alien monsters
>Ass and titties

Thanks Korea
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>>4436
ahah I see what you've done there. very clever, very clever indeed

 No.4447

>>4432
I think it's because they just use all the default settings in Unreal making it seem really generic

 No.4455

>>4432
They feel like bootleg japanese games, where they spent effort on them.

 No.4621

everyone on normalfagnet's fellating this game
have standards really fallen that far?

 No.4622

>>4621
yas budy everything bad



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 No.4526[Reply]

>God of Soy has completely displaced the OG GOW in the eye of the normalcattle, it's now the de facto game like the previous don't exist
maybe it is for the best, the originals are now safely hidden from NPC attention
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 No.4593

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>>4574
>>4578
>U R JUST CONTRARIAN, GOD OF SOY IS BASED!! MODERN GAEMS ARE AWESOME xD!!!

 No.4596

OG GOW was popular and normalfag as fuck though. Just a new generation that's bought into the same thing, nothing's changed.

 No.4597

>>4596
its prolly just some /v/alkan nigger saying dumb shit so he can spam soy and wojak memes whenever someone responds

 No.4600

>>4593
bruh if you're gonna spam these soyboy memes every day at least update your folder

 No.4644

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>>4600
>seething
kek



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 No.4531[Reply]

just woke up from tacoma
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 No.4582

>>4575
does it make you dizzy/nauseous/migraine or anything like that? i saw a vid of a level in a beehive and the amount of independent motion+parallax stuf going on kinda made me feel overstimmed
also her chub is giving me a chub iykwim

 No.4586

>>4582
the beehive prolly has some of the most background shit going on most of the other levels dont have all that much going on in the background

 No.4587

also yikwym budy me too

 No.4594

>>4582
>>4586
Beehive was fine for me, the Genie is fucking nauseating though

 No.4598

>>4594
i thought the genie background was cool as shit, i liked the beehive too but if a bunch of background activity throws someone off those are the two that'll definitely get them



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 No.3710[Reply]

>Mass exodus from WoW, retail and classic
>Overwatch is dead, very little interest in Overwatch 2
>Diablo 4 still years away from release
>Major talent leaving to go start their own studios
>Blizzard now being sued for hostile work environment

Is it actually over for them? Activision isn't known for it's patience with failing studios.
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 No.4539

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>>3710
>Jeff Kaplan, the main faggot, has left
>The Cosby rape room is real
>The Guy With No Life, has no longer a life.
>Blizzardfags are now spilling their soymilks after being disrespected by their daddy developers.

 No.4541

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>>4539
>tfw never played a single Soyzard game and have no clue what any of this means, and give no flying fuck regardless

 No.4543

>>4541
gib kissey raffy

 No.4545

>>4543
im a turtle and i can't get up

 No.4558

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>>4541
I only played both Lost Vikings, I heard they brought them back as DLC on one of their generic ass RPG's but nobody gave a shit.



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